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Subject: Okay, my 3 year old told me this. Hokey but cute.

Author: Anonymous

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 05:05:19 12/03/08 Wed How do ducks learn to fly? They just wing it! Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide! And did anyone ever hear some of the silly limericks from your parents? Here's a funny one: Mary had a little lamb She fed it castor oil And every time it jumped the fence It fertilized the soil. [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]