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Subject: 20 ways to maintain healthy insanity level~tiggerrrt

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Date Posted: 09:50:17 02/23/07 Fri

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don t use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.

11 Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM , Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.

It's Called! Therapy

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I wish I worked in an office so I could do #5~tiggerrrrt (NT) Anonymous 16:38:28 02/25/07 Sun

we did the first when I was in college and it really worked! (NT) Anonymous 22:22:50 02/25/07 Sun

This past weekend my dd and I were traveling out of town and we ordered through the drive throught with her "voice changing (NT) Anonymous 11:53:35 02/26/07 Mon

Re: This past weekend my dd and I were traveling out of town and we ordered through the drive throught with her "voice changing" toy. you could hear the employees giggling, when we got to the window i hid the toy, everyone inside were looking at us. my dd thought it was hilarious! (NT) -- Anonymous, 11:56:15 02/26/07 Mon

Way to go!! Your child might never remember where she placed in that pageant, but the drive thru incident is one I am sure she will cherish! Remember friends- our children grow up too fast, make the momories while you can. ~ Sugar Cookie (NT) -- Anonymous, 13:39:43 02/26/07 Mon

If I yelled, I WON!! I WON!! at the ATM I'd probably get mugged!!! LOL (NT) Anonymous 18:13:10 02/26/07 Mon

Subject	Author	Date
I wish I worked in an office so I could do #5~tiggerrrrt (NT)	Anonymous	16:38:28 02/25/07 Sun


we did the first when I was in college and it really worked! (NT)	Anonymous	22:22:50 02/25/07 Sun


This past weekend my dd and I were traveling out of town and we ordered through the drive throught with her "voice changing (NT)	Anonymous	11:53:35 02/26/07 Mon
Re: This past weekend my dd and I were traveling out of town and we ordered through the drive throught with her "voice changing" toy. you could hear the employees giggling, when we got to the window i hid the toy, everyone inside were looking at us. my dd thought it was hilarious! (NT) -- Anonymous, 11:56:15 02/26/07 Mon Way to go!! Your child might never remember where she placed in that pageant, but the drive thru incident is one I am sure she will cherish! Remember friends- our children grow up too fast, make the momories while you can. ~ Sugar Cookie (NT) -- Anonymous, 13:39:43 02/26/07 Mon

If I yelled, I WON!! I WON!! at the ATM I'd probably get mugged!!! LOL (NT)	Anonymous	18:13:10 02/26/07 Mon