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Subject: why men don't write to Dear Abby~tiggerrrt


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Date Posted: 15:35:33 02/26/07 Mon

The following letter to Abby probably explains why men seldom have their letters actually printed in the newspaper (is Dear Abby still in the newspaper)? Oh well:

Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision.
I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
Some signs:
1) The phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
2) My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently.
3) When I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive, although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car around the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was, and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my Harley-Davidson next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home.

It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Thanks,

Bob

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that is so typical. lol. I definitely lol'ed on that one~*NL (NT)Anonymous23:27:01 02/26/07 Mon


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