As Stardoe navigates the cleavage (I mean pass...uhm....gorge...that is...ahhhh...VALLEY) between Mt.DF1 & Mt.DF2.... -- X-Philes World-Shipperville

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Date Posted: 18:10:49 10/12/01 Fri
Author: Rabid, who thinks she may have the short end of the EENIE...
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As Stardoe navigates the cleavage (I mean pass...uhm....gorge...that is...ahhhh...VALLEY) between Mt.DF1 & Mt.DF2....
In reply to: kande 's message, "The mayor goes inside the klub, then returns with a handful of straws." on 03:59:46 10/12/01 Fri

...Mayor Kenamom is finishing her high-level government decision making.

"...MOE!" KM says pointing vaguely between Rabid and IG.

"It's you IG!" Rabid says shifting herself surreptiously to the left.

"ME!" IG yelps, "I was Minie. I can't be MOE too."

"Moe is my favorite stooge," JD comments to nobody in particular.

"What's that sweetie?" KS asks distractedly as she eyes KM who looks like she's having some kind of apoplectic fit.

"Oh, Nothing!" JD sighs, "Just wondering where Mulder is tonight...I mean, sure...he likes Shemp but at least he can watch the Stooges without asking 'WHY ARE THEY HITTING EACH OTHER I THOUGHT THEY WERE FRIENDS?' every five minutes...."

JD's voice trails away as Rabid and IG continue bickering over who has to go in to the ship.

"Really, I can't go...I have an allergy," IG pleads

"To WHAT?" Rabid scoffs.

"Reticulans!" IG says confidently, "I get hives and everything."

"And how do YOU know that this is a Reticulan ship?" Rabid challenges, "Maybe it's from Beta Epsilon or the Outer Pleadeas...or..."

"Becuth I'm stharthing to snuff up," IG says faking symptoms.

"Here's a Benadryl tablet," Rabid says holding out the pill, "Now swallow it down, suck it up and go check out that ship. Our Beloved Commander and Chief has requested your assistance in this time of crisis, IG. Where is your patriotic spirit? Where is your sense of Shipperville Pride? By George, IG, where is your little flag of unity?"

"Here it is!" IG yodels as she hikes up waving her lacy underwear banner for all to see. The romance writer is dirty and disheveled as if she has just hiked down Mt. Corribius at record speed, "So what's up with you guys?"

"IG!" Several voices chorus as they turn toward the newcomer.

"IG?" Several voices chorus again as they look back at the IG that was just arguing with Rabid and is now looking mighty nervous.

"UHM...UH...," The IG next Rabid mumbles before throwing back her head and emitting a frightful shriek. There is a...well...chorus of answering shrieks from Bubba's Ship and then an intense and horrid odor overwhelms the gathered Shippervillians as IG#1 morphs into a monsterous hairy claw-fingered MOTW.

All of the humans fall to the ground. Overcome by the odor they scream in agony. They cover their mouths and noses in a desperate attempt to escape the stench. Through watery eyes they see 2 dozen identical copies of IG scamper out of Bubba's ship and disappear(screeching and stinking) into the Shippervillian night.

Rabid
who just KNOWS this can't be good with Halloween right around the corner and all.

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Replies:

Kande staggers from the ship's hold -- Kande's Sis, 08:47:02 10/13/01 Sat
- "Nice binoculars, Stardoe," Kande chuckles. -- kande, 04:43:36 10/15/01 Mon
  - Donate a whole bunch of money to the ...uh...Shipperville IG roundup fund -- Kande's Sis, 13:41:50 10/15/01 Mon
    - "What we need to do is find out -- CW, 21:09:32 10/15/01 Mon
      - While Stardoe scours the alien ship... -- kande, 03:40:44 10/16/01 Tue
        ...see if she gets huge green gooey lumps... -- Kande's Sis, 19:46:04 10/17/01 Wed
        Looks around for Rabid.... -- kenamom, trying not to look bored while CW rambles on, 19:10:03 10/21/01 Sun
        Meanwhile, back at the library... -- kande, 04:36:21 10/22/01 Mon
        Still mumbling about Curley, Moe and gang, -- CW, 20:35:24 10/22/01 Mon
        JD starts to back up to the door -- kenamom, 09:00:02 10/23/01 Tue

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