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Date Posted: 20:27:45 11/15/01 Thu
Author: kenamom, pulling out her trusty calculator
Subject:

Lets see.....
In reply to: Kande's Sis 's message, "Whut? says Mulder, looking perplexed" on 19:24:53 11/14/01 Wed

tap tap tap

"saftey inspection fee, administration cost, licencing fee, "

tap tap tippity tap the mayors fingers fly nimbly over the keys.

"Mayor....this isn't my idea......this is my kitchen...."kandes attention is drawn short as she gazes at the DD's who are twirling by the sink.

tap tippity tap tap

"......oh yes, kitchen, double resturant fee's as your serving two establishments....another inspection. more admin fees" kenamom begins to giggle madly.

Meanwhile Mulder is at the sink trying to turn off the water. He pulls out a large wrench and crawls under the overflowing sink. He afixes the wrench on to a bolt and starts to turn to the left. Just at that moment kande see's what Mulder is about to do.

"NO, TURN IT TO THE RIGHT!!!!!"

Too late, Mulders testerone comes through and he yanks the bnolt to the left..........BOOM

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Replies:

And even over the blare of her speakers..... -- DBTL, 20:46:33 11/16/01 Fri
- The ultra-secret spy microphone in DBTL's car... -- Kande's Sis, 17:05:25 11/17/01 Sat
  - "You're not melting." -- kande, 03:46:06 11/20/01 Tue
    - "ground her for not doing her homework" -- kenamom, 09:47:42 11/20/01 Tue
      - As KS screeches to a halt in DBTL's driveway... -- kande, 04:02:05 11/21/01 Wed
        DBTL stops KM with a hand to the face -- Kande's Sis, 08:12:11 11/21/01 Wed
        "Hormones are a good thing" -- kenamom pulling a thick book from her bag., 10:55:15 11/25/01 Sun
        Meanwhile, DBTL's boyfriend.... -- DBTL, 19:32:32 11/25/01 Sun
        DBTL mutters into the phone to her boyfriend -- Kande's Sis, 17:24:28 11/29/01 Thu
        "Hey, young lady!" Kenamom yells after the speeding car. -- kande, 04:32:58 12/05/01 Wed