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Date Posted: 20:27:25 12/12/01 Wed
Author: CW
Subject: While everybody is entranced with the big screen
In reply to: DBTL, back from the land of TOO MUCH TO DO1 's message, "DBTL plops done on the floor" on 17:34:59 12/12/01 Wed

CW sat quietly in the back of the room, knitting needles flying at a furious pace. A pile of knitted garments appearing at her feet, she smiled diabolically. "Fighting over such silly things" she thought "Let's see you fight with these on."

The garments were of lovely different colors, some fuzzy, some with a cable pattern, others with a variety of stylish patterns. The yearn itself had a funny property to it and Bubba made sure he stayed away, recognizing it immediately.

"Oh KS and Kande" CW called during a break in the show, "I have your Christmas gifts here. I even will let you choose!"

"Oh goody" they said as they pushed each other out of the way, trying to get there first. "Now, now, now. No need to do that" said CW. "I know you each have your own preferences and I think you will find something that you like."

"I want that one" said a somewhat pleased KS as she grabbed a soft fuzzy sweater.

Kande said "I want the one with the cable and seed stitch pattern" as she grabbed it from the pile.

Putting the sweaters on, they both looked at each other and then at CW with a very puzzled look on their faces. "What did you do to these sweaters?" they asked. "How come we cant get our hands out?"

"Not only will you not get your hands out of the sleeves, you won't be able to take them off either" said a stern CW as she shook her fingers at the pair. "You have done enough fighting for now. The sweaters are made of a special yarn that will tighten up and keep you from moving everytime you try to take a swing at each other. I knitted the sleeves shut at the ends just like we do for babies so they don't scratch themselves. You won't be able to take them off until after Christmas."

Struggling to take off their new presents, the two sisters first glared at each other and then at CW. Taking a swing at each other, they were horrified to find themselves locked into a statue-like position. "What do we do now?" they begged.

"Relax, think kind thoughts and say to yourself . . .

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