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Date Posted: 07:42:15 03/31/11 Thu
Author: SMS
Author Host/IP: 184-78-59-126.chi.clearwire-wmx.net / 184.78.59.126
Subject: Re: Brian's Children
In reply to: Desmond 's message, "Re: Brian's Children" on 19:47:38 03/30/11 Wed

Oh sure, Desmond. I have a picture of Barbara. Here she is in the garden.









It is a little known fact that Julia Child is her real mother. Brian and Julia got together over a little cornish hen and some Beaujolais. The hen was crushed and the Beaujolais were drunk.

Julia ran off from the hospital and Barbara was reluctantly adopted by her wet nurse (who had desperately sought out Julia ever since in order to return the child).

As aimless and feckless as her half brother, Julian #2, Barbara evidently has never held a real job in her life, either (or so she's been repeatedly told). She spends her days strumming exotic instruments and searing scallops. The left half of her refrigerator is filled with truffles and Foie Gras, the right side with blocks of government cheese. She does at least have the decency to push the food-encrusted plates under the bed.

I hear she's running for City Council. All she can afford to wear are ripped jeans.

That's all I know about her.

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