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Subject: whats the fucking point


Author:
none
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Date Posted: 16:19:45 09/20/07 Thu
no point in this site any more what a crying shame. bye bye..

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Subject: Tuesday night


Author:
Bridge Inn Posse
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Date Posted: 15:48:04 02/23/07 Fri
Does that Roger De Courcey lookalike still play for you, can't remember his name Scottie Dog or something like that. He gives it loads that lad but he can't back it up, he thinks hes a first division player but he won't be as long as there is a hole in my arse. I'm going to wipe the smirk off his face on Tuesday.

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Subject: Sunderland Roasting


Author:
Peeping Tom
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Date Posted: 14:08:02 02/12/07 Mon
http://www.totallynsfw.com/videos/videos_english_football_roasting_romp/

http://www.totallynsfw.com/videos/videos_english_football_roasting_romp_part_2/

Haway The Lads !!!

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Subject: 3 is the magic number


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Bergs Fan
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Date Posted: 21:17:10 02/01/07 Thu
You bunch of scouse wanna be bummers made yourself look like fools on sunday. You go around giving it the big i am and we're better than you and we're going to win the league!!! What a load of shit. It would of been a harder game against the blind school. Its about time you stopped mouthing off and admitted that the bergs are better than you. Maybe we should have the isa title as well what with us being city fans and not a bunch calm down scouse cunts

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Subject: 3-0


Author:
1-2-3
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Date Posted: 20:25:59 01/29/07 Mon
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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  • Re: 3-0 -- Ian Paisley, 21:44:09 01/29/07 Mon
    • Re: 3-0 -- 1-2-3, 19:38:05 01/30/07 Tue
Subject: Up for the challenge?


Author:
Greeny
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Date Posted: 10:31:59 01/04/07 Thu
http://fantasydarts.proboards102.com

I'm involved with a new fantasy darts game lads that can be found at the above address. It's free to play and based on PDC tournaments over the coming year.

Check it out B-Troop.

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Subject: FA Cup Clashes With Beer Festival


Author:
OS Dog
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Date Posted: 15:17:44 12/29/06 Fri
The Frodsham beer festival again clashes with the 3rd round of the FA Cup. Not all is lost...

It has emerged today that there is to be a beer festival in Tarporley on Fri 27th and Sat 28th January. OS Dog and a strange eastern looking gentleman (and Shiv) will be assisting in the testing and serving of the ales on Friday and getting thoroughly battered on them on the Saturday.

Tickets are a very reasonable fiver which includes a collectors item glass. There will be a band and some nose bag there as well. All proceeds go to Tarporley Primary School. If you are interested, give me a shout. Will be an excellent night.

Altogether now;

C block, C block run
C block, C block run
C block, C block run
C block run from Ipswich

God bless the incompetence of Bury Football Club

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Subject: B-troop top dogs


Author:
Obsessed Fan
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Date Posted: 17:17:45 12/28/06 Thu
Howell brothers are pair of CUNTS!!!! Put the two welsh lads in charge they'll win the league for the troop and there're proper eye candy!! And another thing why wasn't Bulldog even the top 6 for troop personallity after all his efforts in the fancy dress comps he deserved to be a top runner, I think it was tactical voting against the two time champ.
DOWN with MIGHTY in with BRIGHTY

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Subject: New Club Shop


Author:
Menace
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Date Posted: 16:25:26 11/27/06 Mon
Check out the new Egerton B-Troop Darts Club/Chester City ISA FC shop at

http://www.spreadshirt.net/shop.php?sid=193056

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Subject: Disgrace


Author:
E-Bayer
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Date Posted: 12:57:26 11/25/06 Sat
The OS Dog himself has signalled the end of his playing career by taking up a new hobby. Check out the link below to find his latest Ebay purchase...

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=330039428632

Maybe next he'd like to buy one of these...

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Sanda-15cm-Tobacco-Smoking-Pipe-Smoke-Brown-New_W0QQitemZ190053903470QQihZ009QQcategoryZ69773QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item190053903470

And some of these...

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/NEW-MENS-GREY-TARTAN-SUPER-COMFY-SLIPPERS-UK-SHOES-7_W0QQitemZ290052282368QQihZ019QQcategoryZ1262QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item290052282368

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Subject: ISA


Author:
Bergs Boy
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Date Posted: 13:31:39 11/20/06 Mon
Just wondered how many of your CHESTER CITY ISA team actually support Chester?? seem like a bunch of scousers to me.

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Subject: Brightons all star dream 11 (what do they all have in comon)


Author:
Tord grip
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Date Posted: 14:31:35 11/14/06 Tue
1. Bryan Gunn
2. Danny Mills
3. Elma Thudd or Paul Brighton
4. Frank Lebouf
5. Japp Stam
6. Gary Mcalister
7. Tomas Graveson
8. Zinidine Zidane
9. Andy jonson
10.Alan Cork
11.Freddie Lungbergh

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Subject: Website Updated.


Author:
NWAS
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Date Posted: 14:37:19 11/11/06 Sat
My first free Saturday for a while, and I've updated the website. Take a looksy. www.chestercityisafc.co.uk

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Subject: Captain, my Captain


Author:
The Menace
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Date Posted: 16:02:05 11/03/06 Fri
Two games played, two games lost. Welsh, bald captains were obviously not up to the task. The Cappo returns with the adonis of the oche (the Menace) and the B Troop go nap against a Cottage side that beat the Bridgewater last week. Coincidence? Not at all. Great leaders lead the greats.

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Subject: Shameless Plug


Author:
OS Dog
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Date Posted: 10:11:02 10/31/06 Tue
Vic is making me clear out all the shite I have gathered over the years and so have a couple of chester programmes on ebay.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ih=002&item=120047242053&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMESE%3AIT&rd=1

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Subject: what the hell ?


Author:
paul No 7 (hatrick hero)
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Date Posted: 17:16:53 10/04/06 Wed
What the hell are you 2 on about, your the ones with all the scousers in your team get a grip and try playin volley ball or somethin, lady boys

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Subject: Egerton B Troop


Author:
Bridge Inn Cyber Warrior
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Date Posted: 16:52:43 10/04/06 Wed
You wont even come to are place in the winter league, shitbags

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Subject: mighty highfield


Author:
paul No 7 (hatrick hero)
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Date Posted: 12:39:25 09/28/06 Thu
unlucky boys you better be prepared for another arse kicking when you come down to the field of dreams (gorse hill) to all you thick fuckers, bring it on but a bit better next time....

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Subject: Mighty cock


Author:
Bulldog
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Date Posted: 14:57:36 09/18/06 Mon
The captain is a cock. Drop me if you dare, I'll sign for the Derwen Deg. Cymru Am Byth.

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Subject: results


Author:
a/h.
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Date Posted: 21:28:37 09/10/06 Sun
how has the footy gone so far?

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Subject: Team Photo


Author:
Lady fan
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Date Posted: 14:37:48 09/01/06 Fri
I've just had the pleasure of seeing your team photo and i'd just like to say how smart you all look especially front row 2nd from the left I think he is called Bulldog oh my word he is one hot dog proper eye candy is he single? Also I'd like to congratulate the photographer it must of been hard to take a picture like that with such a glare coming off the bald head of the lad on the end of the front row i think his name is brighty. the big lad in the back row with the glasses is he married? i wouldn't want to be his wife he looks pissed out of his head and seems to be feeling the arse of his team mates bird his wife deserves so much better he just looks like a right piss head she'd better off with someone like the bulldog bet that hunck would look after her and protect her i mean what he do in a fire he'd rescue his gin before his wife leave him mrs Howell and marry superhero Bulldog

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Subject: mighty's stats


Author:
gamekeepr no show
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Date Posted: 10:16:56 08/31/06 Thu
Think your captain should have a loss marked on his stats cos if was there i would of done him like a hungry sparrow hawk in worm farm, poor form claiming a win to improve your stats

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Subject: Dont bother


Author:
Menace
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Date Posted: 11:46:04 08/30/06 Wed
Dont bother coming the awards night cos im going to clean up i'll be pissed off if i dont get at least 5 trophies so captain you can just bring them straight round to mine if you want save me carrying them home when pissed

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Subject: awards


Author:
informer
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Date Posted: 09:23:09 08/29/06 Tue
Awards night Sat 23rd sept. Be there or be a nob!!! This is going to be one of the bigest nights in darts. with some great awards up for grabs. It looks like a two horse race for the ton up trophy between Menace and Jono. Tall Paul looks good with a checkout of 92. The rest of the awards could go to anyone, although an insider has said that a bald welshman is on for most improved after a night in the Cottage.
There not the only awards up for grabs that night, it's team tourno night and this will be one that everyone wants to win, being crowned B-troops top man is a title even the pros envy. Again this is open to be won by anyone everyone is well capable of beating eachother, although looking on the stan james website they have jono as fave followed by, mighty,menace, and bulldog who are joint second but dont let fool you, the likes of bully bully, tall paul, brighty and barno will thrive on being slight outsiders not to mention enforcer and the dude who has shown form of winning player of the year. Im sure nerves will show when the pressure is on but who will win? will the menace prove to be the menace of the board or will the lawnmower cut him down,will jono hit form or will bulldog bite his trowing arm off, or will capain prove to be mighty by name mighty by nature. I dont know it's too close to call but i cant wait to find out so people be there or be a total cock

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  • Re: awards -- Interested punter, 09:30:18 08/29/06 Tue
Subject: Bullet loading cunts


Author:
The Detective
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Date Posted: 16:06:55 08/26/06 Sat
There are a lot of bullet loading individuals on here. People who like to slate bald Welshmen, take the piss out of people who cry at the end of 50 first dates, and who have rather large testes.

You should consider yourselves in their shoes. How would you like to pay council tax to some backwater dolite town such as Fflint? How would you like to wear RayBans every time you had a shave in the mirror because of the glare from your oversize shiny noggin?

Some people may reflect on how the Captain ACTUALLY felt earlier this week when he was spotted leaving Garfield 2 an emotional wreck. Maybe the person with the large boulders has a medical condition?

Show some responsibility gentleman. Peoples feelings are being hurt here.

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Subject: mighty


Author:
frances hoffman
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Date Posted: 13:56:19 08/26/06 Sat
nobody puts mighty in the corner!!!!!!!!!
I love you mighty take no notice of them slaggin you off i think you're great you're so cool and great the only person that is better than you is bulldog

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Subject: Menace


Author:
Truth talker
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Date Posted: 13:52:52 08/26/06 Sat
Menace is a fucking cunt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Enough said

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Subject: menace


Author:
Brighty
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Date Posted: 12:35:59 08/25/06 Fri
Menace vice captain????? Fuck off!!!!! The only vice menace has is vice girls. The big bollocked twat needs to stop shit stiring and take care of his own back garden before he starts on me and my welsh people, I hope i get him in the team tourno cos it will be like a bye. I'm coming for you coconut bollocks your mine your nothing to me do you know who i am im the bald cymru man and im going to eat you

RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!

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Subject: eye candy


Author:
Lady fan
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Date Posted: 11:09:14 08/25/06 Fri
I'll donate £50 to the club if Bulldog plays topless he is one hot darter

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Subject: Team Tourno


Author:
Corbet Bookmakers
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Date Posted: 22:18:18 08/24/06 Thu
Odds for the team tourno are as follows:

Jono 3-1 Bully Bully 5-1
Bulldog 4-1 Tall Paul 5-1
Menace 4-1 Ice maiden 6-1
Mighty 4-1 Diamond 8-1
Lawnmower 6-1 Barno 8-1
Brighty 7-1 Dude 4.5-1
Enforcer 5-1

Most pissed:

Lawnmower 2-1
Jono 2-1

everyone else 10-1

Brighty to grow some hair: 1000000000000000000000000-1

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Subject: Mighty my arse


Author:
Disgruntled squad member
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Date Posted: 21:41:58 08/24/06 Thu
You are a cockhead. How on earth can you overlook your best talent. If you paid the bulldog more that Fire Cymru then you would have your frontline hitman in place every week. Get out. Mighty Out, Brighty In.

Bald is best. Welsh Bald is better.

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Subject: HELP !!!!!


Author:
Third world rep
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Date Posted: 15:04:47 08/24/06 Thu
BRIGHTY PLEASE HELP US!!!!!! We are in desperate need of electricity wiyhout it 28% of the worlds population will be wiped out. Please let us use your bald crome dome as a solar panal it will save us

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Subject: Bulldog


Author:
Brighty
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Date Posted: 17:30:17 08/23/06 Wed
You are a bald sheep shagger Bulldog.

Mind you, so am I... aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhh!!!!!

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Subject: mighty


Author:
committee
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Date Posted: 10:34:12 08/23/06 Wed
There's no escape captain mighty you will play your leg in your thong at the legion and dont think you can get out of it by benching yourself your playing and your playing your thong

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Subject: Brighty


Author:
Concerned fan
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Date Posted: 10:31:05 08/23/06 Wed
I went down the edge last night only to be left gutted by the news that once again the bald chucker that is brighty had snubbed the mighty b-troop for another football match. Who does this bald welsh man think he is? jonny superstar you are not its time captain mighty had a word. And as for Brighty he needs to look in the mirror and take a good long hard look at yourself that is if you can look in the mirror without getting blinded from your glare

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Subject: Baldest man in wales


Author:
On-line voter
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Date Posted: 15:19:10 08/22/06 Tue
I voted for Brighty to get the baldest man in Wales award and im now so dissapointed to hear that he is loooking for some insulation so he doesn't get frost bite later this year. I have only recently started following darts and thats only cos i heard that brighty played the game, im glad i did cos it was watching you lot when i saw the hunk that is the bulldog he can save my pussy anyday, bulldog is a right hunk brighty is great but very very bald

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Subject: Baldy Welsh bottle merchants


Author:
Zammo from the Skag Crier
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Date Posted: 14:07:13 08/22/06 Tue
Call us a small pub in Newton, then half of you don't fancy the home leg. It's a well know Chester Pub Darts fact that the Bulldog doesn't want to play the hard teams, only the easy ones. He wont go within 3 miles of the Egerton tonight the fanny.

As for Brighty, it is also on the grapevine that he has an appointment with the Terry Wogan Rug Clinic, to arrange to get his roof thatched so that he doesn't get black ice on his chrome dome this winter. He is then off to the Pied Bull to try to force himself on Gentle Ben's bird cos he is her boss.

The Captain should get a grip. The Troop would fall apart were it not for it's Blacon Division. Good looking hard lads them lot.

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Subject: Disgrace


Author:
The student with his bird in the corner of the Bridge Inn Wine Bar
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Date Posted: 10:27:32 08/09/06 Wed
You lot are a disgrace to the Chester and District Darts League. There I was, enjoying a drink with my girlfriend, and I heard you lot being raucous. It really upset my girlfriend. It is never easy drinking half a lime and water with two straws, and she got a bit of splashback on her oxfam jumper.

Really annoyed we were. As for that poor landlord and his mate who looked like the skag head out of Babyshambles, they handled you well, and removed the rabble from the wine bar with the minimum of fuss.

You wouldn't be welcome back in my bedsit.

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Subject: General Lee


Author:
Mighty
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Date Posted: 21:50:34 08/07/06 Mon
Bedlam. Even the easy going Pied Bull were pushed to the limits as a tense darts match sounded more like a monster trucks extravaganza in the mid west. Somehow things are always a bit closer to the mark when an exhuberant Pikey is allowed out of the house...

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Subject: Mid table security


Author:
Mighty
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Date Posted: 21:47:43 08/07/06 Mon
Well, well well how different does life after 2 wins on the bounce look? fu&&in marvellous. At one stage there we were adrift at the bottom with the might of the Pied Bull and them going out of business was to lead us on the road to re-election. 'We are better than that' 'We are too good to go down....' are all well and good but what did it really take to lead us out of the doldrums 'Hawaii night'. What a belting occasion had by all on a night that had everything from cocktails and dreams, to Shauns bra, to a pine tree to a surf board to a captains double top to a Brighty man of the match, to great sarnies, to a great jukebox, to great singing, to a hazy indian (not even that clear for certain team members) to a very ropey working Wednesday for the B troop employers. It is what we needed, it is what we did and it is what we will do again. The legion are getting it next as the B troop super heroes roll into town.....

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Subject: Brighton and Menace


Author:
Mole
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Date Posted: 19:48:53 08/05/06 Sat
As the B-troop mole i can confirm rumours that maka the menace and brighty are trying to stir up some trouble in the camp. Their aim is to wind up the captain and make him drop them so they can go and watch Chester and winge to everyone that they only went the game cos they had been dropped for no reason. The truth is they would rather go and watch Chester then chuck arrows for the B-troop and they should be man enough to except responsability for their actions, not only are they letting the B-troop down they are letting themselves down!! Bad karma boys

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Subject: Anyone know...


Author:
Spacker in Timegap
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Date Posted: 14:35:23 08/02/06 Wed
...of a lappo with a stannah?

Email me?

Ta

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Subject: Sunday Service


Author:
Time Gap
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Date Posted: 14:11:42 08/01/06 Tue
Just a reminder lads about Sunday Service - the forum covering the Chester Sunday League. I've given it a bit of spruce up recently so hopefully activity will pick up over the next few weeks as the new season approaches.

It's at http://cdsl.proboards84.com

You need to regsiter to post these days but it's free and only takes a few seconds.

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Subject: Message board & Night Out


Author:
Ditchy
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Date Posted: 17:23:27 07/27/06 Thu
Great work on the message board, all the stat updates etc are superb..!
A note to all lads reading for the presentation night. It was decided to do it on the 4th (Fri) not the 5th, although i think Brighty has text everyone about it.
Will have to get some new pics on the night for the site.
All involved last sunday, well done had great laugh and we even managed to play some decent football. Can't wait for this season to start now, remember this is the best level the ISA has ever played at so lets all enjoy every game.
See you all at training.
Cheers Ditch.

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Subject: Menace


Author:
Tony Adams
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Date Posted: 21:05:47 07/24/06 Mon
I'm posting a message here tonight to ask all B-troopers for their help. The menace was due to check into my clinic last tuesday but failed to show I then hear that he was legless and arrived home telling the kitchen door to be quiet because his very sexy and wonderful wife was in bed. To make things worse i've just seen him on sky sports with two jugs in his hand. Now im asking for your help we need to stop him he's drinking more by the day lets all help him before it's too late

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Subject: Tuesday Night


Author:
J.Jones (sky sports publisher) (question)
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Date Posted: 20:56:55 07/24/06 Mon
This is a messege for the captain of the B-Troop, your pub has been selected to feature in our new programe up and coming stars of local darts. We have been told that you have a player that goes by the name of Bulldog we here that he is a star for the future. So i would like to know if the star of the B-troop will be playing on tuesday and if he'd be ok with us taking some calander style photos we here that he's been voted Chester's sexiest darts player by female darters and wags.
You might also want to inform your welsh darter that later this year we will be doing a feature on Real bald welshman and here he has glare brighter than moon

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Subject: ISA Veterans - still not lost it


Author:
NWAS the Menace
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Date Posted: 13:34:23 07/24/06 Mon
Fookin hurting today. Quarters not a bad show for a bunch of old arses (Renns excluded!).

Nice show boys, good to beat the Deva Chat team too!

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Subject: Maradona


Author:
Photo man
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Date Posted: 20:27:18 07/19/06 Wed
I cannot believe that you got Diego Maradona to come out with you on Hawaii night. No wonder that you won. I saw him on a pic in the cocktail bar wearing a red shirt. Cunning disguise but you cannot fool me.
Belting photos though.....................

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Subject: Aloha


Author:
Mighty
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Date Posted: 20:24:58 07/19/06 Wed
Get in there. What a night. A new low.....

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Subject: ***Official Statement***


Author:
The Menace
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Date Posted: 12:15:19 07/18/06 Tue
Jon 'The Belgian' Dislins has retired from first class darts today. The balding Brighton lookalike's Mrs has gone back to University, and he's got to babysit.

Johnno blames the fact that he got beat by Jemma last week, but I accept the original reason! Or was it Bulldogs minge pic on his phone?

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Subject: Menace


Author:
The Editor
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Date Posted: 11:25:51 07/17/06 Mon
I was given an audio tape this morning from an eye witness claiming to of seen the menace entering the captains house on Sunday 16th July. The witness who can't be named for legal reasons claims the voice on the tape is that of the menace. The comments on the tape went as follows:
"Big game on tuesday captain, looking forward to it, any team news? you want to watch them pair of bald welsh twats they've got no respect for you. Do you want another drink? i'll get it, thanks for letting me practice on your board, i turned up didn't i, cant see them pair of bald welshmen"

Menace was unable to comment this morning as he was on a shopping trip

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Subject: Coach and Horses


Author:
Mighty
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Date Posted: 10:58:06 07/16/06 Sun
Have we really been barred. Does that mean we will have to play our summer league match at a neutral venue behind closed doors...?

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Subject: Bring on the Lobby Gobblers


Author:
Mighty
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Date Posted: 10:56:39 07/16/06 Sun
We have just agreed terms to take part in a unique friendly against the might of the Waggon and Horses on Hulme Road in Leigh.

We are looking to run this one as a coach trip but are open to suggestions?

We need to get our heads together and sort a date out asap though as they have to eat pies and watch Rugby most nights before going home to give the missus a whack!

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Subject: Menace


Author:
The Editor
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Date Posted: 16:52:49 07/14/06 Fri
I hear that the Menace might not be there on tuesday. Well today I can confirm that a provisional booking in the name of macca the menace howell has been made at the Tony Adams rehab clinic for tuesday. I must state that this is only a provisional booking and has not yet been confirmed i am still waiting to hear from Menace's agent and will keep you updated

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Subject: coconuts


Author:
Loner
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Date Posted: 16:47:49 07/14/06 Fri
Bring on tuesday night I cant wait to get my hands on brightys coconuts he can play with my pineapple any day lets get it on brighton my and you baldy

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Subject: Brighton


Author:
Bulldog
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Date Posted: 12:33:20 07/14/06 Fri
Brighty is so Bald when he wears a polo neck he looks like a busted condom!!!!! He's so bald that when he takes a shower he gets brain-washed.. When he does a head-stand his hair still doesn't touch the floor

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Subject: Back up now


Author:
Menace
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Date Posted: 09:48:31 07/14/06 Fri
Got hacked by someone from the States. Obviously someone who likes to suck choirboys off.

Sorted now.

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Subject: Bad camera angle


Author:
mighty
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Date Posted: 12:31:48 07/13/06 Thu
I was breathing out and the mrs manipulates photos all the time and has the ability to add 5 stone to a man.

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Subject: Hawaii 502


Author:
Mighty
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Date Posted: 14:37:58 07/12/06 Wed
Have it... should be a belting night. Aloha,,,,!!

The lads should set new standards for fourth division darts next week as we celebrate the half way mark in our inaugural season.

The first half of this season has been a cracker and above expectations for everyone I feel. The most pleasing thing for me is that we now look forward to our games again and we have never turned anyone away on a Tuesday who has made the effort to come and throw for us.

Yes '2 out of 9 aint good' theres a song somewhere but we are no doubt starting to add a mor ruthless streak to our game and we are mixing the atmosphere with a will to win again which is nice.

We were not built to win but we were built to enjoy and to compete, something which does go hand in hand sometimes.

A big thanks to everyone who has given a great account of our club this year and whom has turned up so often. We are all busy but have a great record for availability and have never failed to fill a 7 through a summer league which is always more difficult with holidays.

Keep the troop lag flying high!

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Subject: Folically challenged


Author:
Mighty
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Date Posted: 14:30:27 07/12/06 Wed
How many of the B troop consider themselves to have a full head of hair. Lady aside I only see hair on the forehead of the Howell brothers and no other.

Please confirm if you believe this is not the case. We could get a team sponsor regarding hair restorer or something?

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Subject: Menace and Bulldog


Author:
the editor
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Date Posted: 11:09:08 07/12/06 Wed
I watched jono and Dislyns last night shout the odds in the pied bull about how unlucky they were in the singles and then they started bleating about it doesn't matter cos they will win the doubles, so menace and Bulldog stepped up to their challange and wasted no time showing them that they were the only wingmen in the B-troop. Things look well for team 69 in the forthcoming doubles comp

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Subject: minge


Author:
Mrs Dislyns
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Date Posted: 10:55:06 07/12/06 Wed
As a B-troop wag i would like to ask fellow wags or players whos minge is on my darting boyfriends phone?? he claims it to be bulldogs but a minge that trimed and well looked after can surely be only a sexy lady

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Subject: "You lot were a pain last time..."


Author:
Menace (joy)
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Date Posted: 09:56:43 07/12/06 Wed
"...I remember you lot. Get out"

Arf!

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Subject: Brighty


Author:
Loner
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Date Posted: 16:14:04 07/07/06 Fri
I hear that when you come to our place on the 18th your coming in fancy dress?? well if you are I hope that brighty will be in a grass skirt i want to see his legs mmmm yeah i wonder if there as bald as his head please let me play with him i mean play against him

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Subject: Bulldo


Author:
The Editor
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Date Posted: 16:00:26 07/05/06 Wed
The Bulldog played well last night and won back the heart of fellow welshman Brighty. Later on that night at about 2:30am he was seen dragging a mother out of a burning building he really is a true hero

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Subject: Great defeat


Author:
Bulldog
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Date Posted: 15:09:49 07/05/06 Wed
Yes thats right folks we had a great defeat last night. Everyone played well last night it was great, the best we've played all season. In previous weeks we've gone down like ten bob lady boy, but last night we put up a proper fight and should of beat the top of league side. I for one cn't wait for the next game. A win is only around the corner

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Subject: captain


Author:
the fans voice
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Date Posted: 17:35:02 07/02/06 Sun
if that so called captain of yours and his brillo pad hair do dont win on tues he needs sacking

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Subject: Bottle merchant


Author:
Ruud Van Nistelbird from the Legion
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Date Posted: 17:11:00 07/02/06 Sun
I believe that the Oche Jockey Bryan 'Bulldog' Coleman has chucked a wobbly and bottled out of Tuesdays crunch top vs. bottom clash? Can you confirm he'll be there?

PS - Tell the out of form Menace to wear his pulling undies, he's a winner in my eyes!

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Subject: Boy George


Author:
Hot lady
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Date Posted: 16:44:56 07/02/06 Sun
will the Boy george lookalike be there on tuesday night i think his name is brighty. He's hot i want to rub my large breasts on his gleeming bonce. that bald welshman really does it for me. my mate tracy wants to get to grips with the captain as well she said his toight perm is amazing it reminds her of pubic hair, tell him to wear some toight pants on tuesday, make them really toight,toight like a tiger ggggrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Subject: Who's that man?


Author:
B troop lady observer
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Date Posted: 23:34:05 06/30/06 Fri
Who's that hunk who throws for the B troop, I think he's called Brighty. He could throw for me any day of the week. You all take the mick out of him for being bald but he looks mighty fine to me. Phoooaaaarrrrwwwww!!! On the other hand who's the bald lad who throws for you reminds me a bit of Gene Hackman - he's not for me, something Dog I think his nickname is?

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Subject: Gag to cheer up the mourning masses


Author:
The Menace
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Date Posted: 08:52:23 06/29/06 Thu
David Beckham decides to go horse riding. Although he has had no previous experience he skilfully mounts the horse and appears to be in complete command of the situation as the horse gallops along at a steady pace.

Victoria admiringly watching her husband.

After a short time David becomes a little casual and he begins to lose his grip in the saddle, he panics and grabs the horse around the neck shouting for it to stop.

Victoria starts to scream and shout for someone to help her husband as David has by this time slipped completely out of the saddle and is only saved from hitting the ground by the fact that he still has a grip on the horses neck.

David decides that his best chance is to leap away from the horse, but his foot has become entangled in one of the stirrups.

As the horse gallops along David's head is banging on the ground and he is slipping into unconsciousness.
Victoria is now frantic and screams and screams for help!

Hearing her screams, the Tesco Security Guard comes out of the store and unplugs the horse.

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Subject: captains web cam


Author:
informer
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Date Posted: 14:23:23 06/28/06 Wed
http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1409166

Visit the above address to see what happend this morning in the captains hone.....He wont want you to see it

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Subject: Downward spiral


Author:
The Editor
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Date Posted: 13:02:40 06/28/06 Wed
They can't win with him and they can't win without him. Thats right after all the hype over the absence of the Bulldog for last nights away game the B-troop lost without the dog. The downward spiral continued as the choir boys crashed and burned at the Anchor 7-2. So what next for the club in crisis. One thing is for certain they will continue to keep it real, playing everyone and getting trollied. Edgerton fans are hoping for a quick bulldog return and a much needed win

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Subject: Lets sort something out


Author:
Rowland's dinner plate
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Date Posted: 12:05:46 06/27/06 Tue
You have a Captain who has a bad curly perm and thinks he's great but only beats birds and spazzers; his brothers always too pissed to see straight, let alone throw straight. And he soils himself.

The Bulldog?! Don't make me laugh. He's got a forehead like a twelve year olds chin. Dont make me start on Brighty, he's got no hair but we all care. Welsh baldy isnit. Barno is a wreck. Too much Thunderbirds when he was 16.

Jonno and the Belgian are good players, but drinking too much doesn't bring on good players. Tall Paul Malam should be wareing school uniform, and the ginner copper needs a slap. Enforcer my dessert spoon.

I'm off for a kebab, a curry and a Macdonalds. Up the Coach.

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Subject: Captains Phone


Author:
Hunny bunny
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Date Posted: 16:03:51 06/26/06 Mon
Another intercepted txt from the cappo's phone..

Morning Babes gonna struggle tomorrow, got no Bulldog. Menace will be there but you know what he's like he'll just sit in the corner and soil himself. work is slow today proper missing you cant wait to get home i need a big snuggle.Proper love you i do you are my north, my south, my east, my west my working week and my sunday rest xxxxxx

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Subject: BULLDOG


Author:
Pitbull (bulldog's agent)
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Date Posted: 13:31:29 06/26/06 Mon
I can confirm that the 'Bulldog' star of the B-troop will not be available for selection for the away game at the Anchor, due to having to save lives for a living. I can confirm that the only thing the 'Bulldog' has ever bottled is home made wine. I know he will be missed but lives have to be saved and i can confirm that he will be back better than ever.

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Subject: ***EXCLUSIVE*** - Bulldog bottles it


Author:
The Menace
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Date Posted: 12:58:46 06/26/06 Mon
It has been widely reported that the Bulldog has bottled playing at the Anchor on Tuesday evening. The match see's the much vaunted return of El Capitano The Mighty Howell, and it is rumoured the 'dog will not show in case he is dropped. More to follow.

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Subject: Gay Darts


Author:
The Oche Arse Jockey
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Date Posted: 15:10:26 06/23/06 Fri
Ooooo-eeeeee, B-Troopers. I play for your A Team, and I looooooovvvvvveeeee you manly B-Trrrroooopp boys. Would you like to 'play' me in a 'friendly'? Although my board is a bit hard you can drive your tip in with a strong throw... I especially love firemen with wipe clean domes... Oooooooooo-eeeeeeeee.......

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Subject: That Bald Lad


Author:
The Loner
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Date Posted: 12:10:30 06/23/06 Fri
I can't wait till the edge play the cottage again. I want to take on that bald welsh lad you've got in your side, whats his name? Brighty? he's not bright by name bright by nature is he. Im going to give hime a right going over. I've heard he wont play me!! he's like Homar Simpson Bald and yellow. Im going to give his head a good old spit and polish so I can see myself smiling in it when i beat him, im going to beat him good im going to beat him like a ginger step child lets have it baldy brighty you and me yeah fuck yeah bring it you yellow belly i want you

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Subject: Bulldog's game


Author:
a fan
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Date Posted: 09:50:26 06/23/06 Fri
I was on a visit to the fire station last week and was lucky enough to see the Bulldog taking on all comers on the board. He took on 12 brave darters and wasted them all leaving them crying like a teething baby who's mum has ran out of bonjella. If you ask me he is the man to lead B-troop with nenace and his bald friend brighty as his wing men

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Subject: State of the Mighty


Author:
Manchester airport staff
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Date Posted: 09:43:42 06/23/06 Fri
I seen the mighty arrive back from Turkey this morning, he was in a right mess, un shaven, scruffy and looks like he's gained a few pounds. That's not you want from a darts captain what sort of leader is he. If the B-troop aren't careful they will be dragged down to his level. There's alot of staff here that follow the darts and we still cant believe he went away when the B-troop had such an important game. If the B-troop want to progress they must sack him as captain and get someone in who cares..... MIGHTY OUT

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Subject: Borra Dar


Author:
B-Troop Am Byth Section Cymraeg
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Date Posted: 19:44:51 06/19/06 Mon
Fuck the English bastard the so called Mighty. Schpear hoon, mutha vee. He is clueless.

Give the job to my cariad, Bulldog Bach. Him and the fellow baldy Brighton, Isnit? We fuckin loves 'im.

B-Troop Am Byth.

Ta.

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Subject: oh how the MIGHTY have fallen


Author:
Turkish spy
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Date Posted: 10:47:23 06/18/06 Sun
I seen the Mighty so called leader of the famous B-troop in turkey doing the dishes at some dodgy sports bar rumours say that he claimed to be the top dog from the B-troop and would take all bets on the board, he was wasted by a poor turkish landlord not once not twice but three times after tkaing all his money it was to the kitchen and a pile of dishes for the shamed star to clesr his debt. So ask your yourself is the man to lead the famous B-troop????? He was again later seen singing lady in red for his dinner..

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Subject: Top dog top man= BULLDOG


Author:
The Editor
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Date Posted: 10:41:31 06/18/06 Sun
Top dog! top man! it's the Bulldog i've seen some great darters in my time but this dog really is the man to lead the b-troop give him a full season and he'll take them up. With a fan base the size of van the man barnaveld this lad packs more punch than mr meaggi and talk about bringing glamour to the game he has more to offer the ladies than linford christies lunch box ( just ask nellie wife of the menace) so if B-troop want to topple the table give the dog a bone and he'll LEAD the way

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Subject: Why the Mighty must continue


Author:
The Tungsten Tickler
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Date Posted: 16:32:20 06/16/06 Fri
Flicking through both the BDO and PDC rule books before I was intrigued to see that in BDO rule 5d and in PDC rule 201id you cannot have a bald captain of a darts team. The correct wording was 'Any team playing in the sport cannot have someone who is a) totally bald b) slightly bald or c) in the early stages of hair loss'. This effectively rules the Bulldog out of the equation and I guess it explains why Bristow always got the nod over Lowe. It therefore in my opinion proves that Nigel from Eastenders as he is affectionately known is the man to lead the B team forward. You cannot mess about with official guidelines.

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Subject: The Bulldog? Bullshit.


Author:
Pound a pint
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Date Posted: 15:49:52 06/15/06 Thu
Give him the Captaincy, and we'll lose all our talent. And as for Johnny Bigtime in Turkey, well he is just a c-%t.

Give the Menace a run. He can drink, he can mark, and he can drink more. He's poo at darts like. But so are the other 2.

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Subject: The Captain and the State of the B Troop


Author:
A concerned squad member
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Date Posted: 15:12:47 06/12/06 Mon
This is the first time I have ever used this board, and I would like to think that I would never have to, but I feel that I just have to comment as my blood is boiling. I try to live the dream, but I just keep finding things that wind me up.

We started like a house on fire. Beating all comers and only just getting edged out of a 100% start by the loner. Since then, we've been shit. The debacle in the Coach could be forgiven as we were all minced, but the Crier and the Gamey were no good and we folded quicker than the Menace on the wagon.

Time for a rallying call? Time for the Captain to get behind his team and big them up for a renewed effort? Where is Nero whilst Rome burns? In his f**king holiday home in Turkey, thats where. It's not good enough. We want the committee to investigate, and then sack this clown. The season isn't over yet, the dream is still alive. Barely.

Join with me B-Troop brothers. "MIGHTY OUT - BULLDOG IN!"

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Subject: Mighty Out?


Author:
Spit and Sawdust
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Date Posted: 11:19:26 06/12/06 Mon
We want Mighty Out, We want Mighty out
We want Mighty Out, We want Mighty out
We want Mighty Out, We want Mighty out
We want Mighty Out, We want Mighty out
We want Mighty Out, We want Mighty out
We want Mighty Out, We want Mighty out
We want Mighty Out, We want Mighty out
We want Mighty Out, We want Mighty out
We want Mighty Out, We want Mighty out
(repeat)

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Subject: Website updated


Author:
The Menace
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Date Posted: 18:11:34 06/11/06 Sun
The website has been proper updated today, with 2 match reports in "The Bulldog Bulletin", and with "Songs of Praise - singing the B-Troop way".

Find it. Read it. Love it. Live it.

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Subject: Intercepted txt from capos phone


Author:
Hunny Bunny
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Date Posted: 22:14:22 06/07/06 Wed
I intercepted another text from the Mighty Howell's phone earlier today.

Hi babe mising you today, Bulldog and Menace are doing my head in they know f##k all i am the B-troop they'd be nothing without me. Cant wait for work to finish so I can come home and snuggle you don't forget it's snuggle wednesday tonight! mmmm cant wait to be with you proper love you babe xxx

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Subject: Worrying Time


Author:
The Editor
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Date Posted: 10:15:00 06/07/06 Wed
B-troop crashed to their third defeat in a row last night against a poor gamekeeper side. It wasn't the best performance by the B-troop and theres added concerns for captain mighty Howell as a star player known as Macca 'The Menace' was arrested in Pwellheli last night. 'MIGHTY OUT' was thr cry from the big man as he was pulled off two tramps that he was previously drinking with and buddled into the police van. Passers by said that singing could be heard from the van, 'B-Troop till I die' and 'MIGHTY OUT' were the chants that could be heard. So a worrying time for the captain who is absent next week handing over the arm band to 'The Bulldog' who will take a patched up side away to the Saltney Ferry for a much needed win. Rumours are that they've drafted in big hitter Garry Gough in case it get's messy.

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Subject: Tuesday's game


Author:
Bulldog
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Date Posted: 18:01:55 06/05/06 Mon
We're finally at home on tuesday with what plans to be another belter, two closely matched teams and a load of ale so if you've got noothing to do come down and cheer the lads on or come and have a game, all welcome just dont drive beer is the B-troop way

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Subject: Tuesday's game


Author:
Bulldog
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Date Posted: 18:00:48 06/05/06 Mon
We're finally at home on tuesday with what plans to be another belter, two closely matched teams and a load of ale so if you've got noothing to do come down and cheer the lads on or come and have a game, all welcome just dont drive beer is the B-troop way

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Subject: Website updated


Author:
The Menace
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Date Posted: 13:36:54 06/02/06 Fri
The website has been updated to include results and stats up following last Tuesday (Town Crier). Some pretty solid form in there (Tall Paul, The Lawnmower Man and The Mighty), and some pretty shite (me and the Bulldog). I am awaiting the 'dogs report from Tuesday yet, and will post as soon as I get it.

"The game will never be over, because we're keepin' the dream alive". Freiheit, 1989.

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Subject: My Husband


Author:
Janelle
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Date Posted: 13:19:26 06/01/06 Thu
I know i shouldn't be telling you this but i was doing the washing this morning and i can confirm that my husband mark 'the mennace howell' did actually soil himself it was everywhere. I've had to throw them away as they were un washable. Sorry mark but i thought the lads should know the truth shit brick

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Subject: ***OFFICIAL STATEMENT***


Author:
The Menaces' Launderer
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Date Posted: 20:43:16 05/31/06 Wed
Contrary to Blacon whispers, I can confirm right now that the Menace did not, I repeat did NOT, soil himself after the Crier.

I trust that will end all the tittle tattle.

Now, take me home, Saughall Road...

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Subject: It makes me want to Crier


Author:
Mighty
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Date Posted: 19:10:59 05/31/06 Wed
My word. What can you say about a 7-2 drubbing at the bottom club except - What a belting night, a smasher. The place was littered with big guns and the atmosphere was akin to a home international of the early 80s where Bristow often threw in Cardiff to a barrage of abuse and song. I believe a scottish lad even shat on the floor at one match, thankfully it never went that far last night.

The dreams were fostered last night. There were some terrific displays of alcohol fuelled singing and some real hard luck stories on the oche. Great displays from Kev, Mark and Malam deserved more. Mom goes to The Belgian who held his nerve to win our first point in Game 5!

Most of all another pub who loved having us, another night where nobody was dropped, another 11 different players and a top notch downing of a pint from Brighty who stated beforehand ' I have had enough, I am driving at 6'.

Deserved round of applause for the landlord for a greatspread also. Remember team ''B'll win again, dont know where dont know when''

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Subject: The return of the King


Author:
Mighty
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Date Posted: 19:12:57 05/30/06 Tue
I heard a rumour that Checkout Mike is targeting a return to the frey on 18th July and has been surfing these pages.... Bet Gentle Ben is shitting himself

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Subject: Barno RIP


Author:
Evening Leader
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Date Posted: 19:10:58 05/30/06 Tue
Owing to a second successive night 'working' one has to ask whether Barno has been lured by the tits on the captain of the Pied Bull (who rumour has it works 'under' Brighton.

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Subject: Tarmac


Author:
Murphy
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Date Posted: 16:05:32 05/30/06 Tue
Has anyone seen that long haired peg seller that plays for you lot I cant get hold of him anywhere The bigidy bigidy bong bastard has fucked me drive up so he has he'll never make a tarmacer as long as he's got a hole in his arse. Tell him to meet me in the edge car park for fist fight at midnight

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Subject: Baldest darts player


Author:
Crier front line
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Date Posted: 16:02:23 05/30/06 Tue
Rumours are that your bringing Brighton the baldest darts player ever with you tonight, if you do can you make sure he brings a hat and covers up his crome dome the glare is blinding

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Subject: Mennace's problem


Author:
Bulldog
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Date Posted: 14:26:59 05/30/06 Tue
I went to the home of the mennace to finish off a tilling job for him this morning and guess what i seen??
No it wasn't mr luva luva in full swing, once is enough.
After being greeted by his wonderful wife I went into the mennace's office to say hello as I went in I saw the mennace wearing nothing but his tie and his homar simpsons y-fronts sat in a puddle of his own bodily fluids reading Tony Adams biography with half a bottle of gin in his hand. I left quietly and dont think he saw me. A few of us have thought that the mennace has got a drink related problem, what do expect when Tony Adams, George Best and Paul Merson are your idols, but he always just laughed off the acusations. I think it's time he admited his problem and let us help. Come mennace its got the stage when you can't even dress yourself in the morning. I know it's hard but we're here for you big guy!!

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Subject: Captains Phone


Author:
Hunny bunny
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Date Posted: 13:21:22 05/30/06 Tue
Just thought you should know I intercepted another txt from the mighty's phone to his wife this morning it read:
Morning babe just wanted to say sorry for not fullfilling my marital duties last night, it's just we've got a big game tonight so i needed to rest i will make it up to you tommorow it can be snuggle wednesday and i'll snuggle you to death xxxx really love you more than anything you're my super sexy litlle snuggle kitten xxx

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Subject: Signature tunes


Author:
Bulldog
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Date Posted: 10:54:17 05/27/06 Sat
we could sing BALDY!! BALDY!! For Brighty..... If he ever turns up that is

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Subject: Signature tunes - could be a winner


Author:
The Mighty Howell
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Date Posted: 10:49:15 05/27/06 Sat
I think that the singing that broke out after Leo had planted the double 9 in the doubles on Tuesday gave us a real platform for the night. We are a good tem for watchibg all our players to the end win or lose and I felt support for our double in the coach was top notch.

I am thinking that the next Leo double should be treated by a stand up BULLY, BULLY, Bully Bully, Bully Bully and that we should look to create a similar tune for each of our heroes on the oche?

The chorus of 'Flymo, Flymo for example.....'

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Subject: Broken trophies


Author:
The Mighty Howell
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Date Posted: 10:44:24 05/27/06 Sat
I was quizzed this week by Mr Miller regarding Bulldogs smashed up trophy by the way!.....Dont know who grassed him up!

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Subject: Rooney


Author:
Bulldog
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Date Posted: 20:17:20 05/26/06 Fri
Wayne Rooney has been cleared to play in the world cup!!! provided he has a cortisone injection.
When Beckham heard of this he stormed out of training ranting 'if wayne is having a new car i want too'

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Subject: Shirts for the 8 players


Author:
The Mighty Howell
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Date Posted: 17:07:58 05/26/06 Fri
All been ordered. Should be there for Crier on Tuesday.

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Subject: Darts website updated


Author:
The Menace
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Date Posted: 18:42:05 05/25/06 Thu
The darts website has been updated.

I'll do the footy ones when I get the finished stats.

Cheers

Mak

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Subject: Coach and Horses - the aftermath


Author:
The Menace
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Date Posted: 09:27:51 05/24/06 Wed
God it hurts. So damn bad.

Got runny poo as well

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Subject: Captains phone


Author:
Hunny Bunny
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Date Posted: 17:31:04 05/23/06 Tue
Love you babe, feel tired today, wish we were still in bed together. Getting too old for stag do's glad sat isn't an over nighter means i can just come home, sneak in and snuggle up to you xxxxxxxxxxxx


1 of the messages intercepted from the captains phone

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Subject: Player profiles


Author:
Bulldog
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Date Posted: 13:20:21 05/23/06 Tue
The player profiles will soon be on the new website if anyone has any comments or suggestions can you let mt know please.

RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

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Subject: Todays texting


Author:
The Mighty Howell
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Date Posted: 20:25:59 05/22/06 Mon
Any messages sent from my phone today were not sent by me, Anyone I called babe by mistake should ignore me totally!!

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Subject: Cocktails and Dreams


Author:
The Mighty Howell
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Date Posted: 20:21:00 05/22/06 Mon
Well it was a cold, dark and very smoky night in the Saltney social club. The seeds were sewn and the loyalties committed for the season to come, a monster was born and the B troop was its name.

I write 3 games in and with four points more than I would really have hoped for to be fair and in a tired, emotional frame of mind after Barno forced me out for a 5.30am ruby on Saturday I well up with pride at how far we have come.

We have also done it in the way we wanted. It is a great achievement to have won twice playing with 11, 9 and 11 different players in our 3 games so far and leaving nobody who had made the effort without a starting berth, so well done all, we have come a long way and in the early days of our young club the signs are all good.

Mainly though it has been a fuc%ing good laugh. Ignore Barnos comments about us ruining his liver, it was buggered already after the hammer it has taken over the years. The scream of a night at the Pied Bull, the debauchery witnessed in the win over the bewildered Bridge in and the first night nerves against the cottage have created legends already. Long may that continue.

The Coach will be tough going after a 100% start but Roly, Fat Scottish landlord and Rolys kid brother are not the point of the evening to be fair. We are hoping to take a dozen lads for a good old fashioned city cenre knees up, cheap drinks and a nice buffet style feed. If we remain competitive it will be a bonus.

The stallworts who pledged their loyalty on that Saltney night in the form of the Lawnmower Man, Bulldog, and our Mark have remained good to their word and been available every week. Barno is a 100% record on the attendance also and the old school faces mixed with the new blood have truly proved to be a 'Cocktail of Dreams' for an almost bewildered captain.

So good luck tomorrow and keep on living the dream lads. Remember there are somme things that make us all the same, you, me, them , everybody, everybody!!!

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Subject: A New Dawn


Author:
NWAS
[Edit]
Date Posted: 14:53:26 05/22/06 Mon
Welcome to Living the Dream, the relaunched CCISA FC website which now runs as a joint venture with our friends from the Egerton Arms Darts Club B-Troop. B-Troop have a new site, and this board was suffering from a lack of action, so it came to pass.

Live the Dream, brothers and sisters. Keep it real.

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Subject: Congratulations


Author:
Morally Bankrupt
[Edit]
Date Posted: 13:06:42 05/05/06 Fri
Just a quick note to say congratulations to former ISA left back turned fire hero, Bryan Coleman on landing the England job. Very best of luck mate.

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Subject: gag


Author:
Goodhew
[Edit]
Date Posted: 14:21:28 05/03/06 Wed
A man is given 6months to live by doctors.
Later that night he is visited by god
'if you want to come and live in my kingdom when you die you must obay three rules for the next six months' god says to the man
'rule 1-no alcohol, rule 2-no more smoking, and most important rule 3 no more sex'
The man cant stand the thought of going to hell so agree's to the rules.
six months pass and as predicted the man sadly dies.
He is met at the pearly gates by st peter
'did you stick to the rules' asks st peter
with a guilty look on his face the man says
'rule 1 and 2 i was fine with but rule 3 was knightmare i nearly did it until the mrs bent over to get some meet out of the fridge, i couldn't help myself i just had to have her there and then'
'oh dear'says st peter 'we dont like that sort of behaviour up here'
'funny you should say that cos they weren't too happy about it in Tescos either

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Subject: Gag


Author:
NWAS
[Edit]
Date Posted: 10:57:31 05/03/06 Wed
A bloke walks into a lift and
stands next to a very pretty woman.

He asks, "Excuse me, can I smell your fanny?"
"No!" she replies, "Don't be disgusting."
"Oh well," the man shrugs his shoulders,
"It must be your feet then."

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Subject: champions


Author:
muzmacol (isa left back & captain)
[Edit]
Date Posted: 09:41:40 04/29/06 Sat
Congratulations to werburghs for their remarkable achievemnt in winning the league! I trully mean this because fuck me, you are fuckin awful! I feel shame finishing behind you! Good luck in section b your going to need it!!!

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Subject: Republican slags


Author:
ISA Loyal
[Edit]
Date Posted: 14:49:50 04/28/06 Fri
I.S.

I.S.A.

Fuck the pope, Werburghs and the IRA

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Subject: Whats it like to be twat


Author:
twat
[Edit]
Date Posted: 15:45:24 04/25/06 Tue
In response to the question from a bergs nob I would like to let him know that im a twat and i love it as im the kind of twat that fucks your mother from behind whilst winking at your dad as he watchs and wanks. when ive done fucking your mother i let my cum ooze slowly out of her puffy fat minge and wipe it with your pillow case when you go to bed tonight think of my cock juices mixed with your mums period juice all over your pillow mmmm sweet dreams inbread

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Subject: joke


Author:
Garcia
[Edit]
Date Posted: 11:00:26 04/25/06 Tue
Roman abramovich has just made the worlds most expensive order for viagra. . . .

This due to the fact that Chelsea cant't get passed a semi!!

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Subject: theres only one NWAS


Author:
Champions
[Edit]
Date Posted: 21:27:18 04/23/06 Sun
Bunch of kids. One player side. Fuck all up front. You're winning fuck all Werbs. Never have. Never will. Gobshites who had fuck all to back it up. You've got a few sound lads who must be embarrassed by the schooly mentality of the rest of you.



WHATS IT LIKE TO BE A TWAT!?!!?!?

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Subject: CHAMPIONS


Author:
Sexy werburghs
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Date Posted: 19:54:13 04/23/06 Sun
Could we be the most buetiful champs in the world

Its plain to see, were the reason that god made champions

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Subject: 2 minutes left!!!


Author:
one on one
[Edit]
Date Posted: 19:51:57 04/23/06 Sun
VALDEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!

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Subject: Result v Tattenhall


Author:
Greeny
[Edit]
Date Posted: 09:02:53 04/21/06 Fri
Can anybody let me know how you got on in the recent home game against Tattenhall lads? Need to update the table on Soccer Weekend but not sure of the score.

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Subject: From the horses mouth


Author:
Champions
[Edit]
Date Posted: 23:43:25 04/20/06 Thu

Quote NWAS

"And before the internet warriors start with the 'we'll murder you at Hoole Park' bollocks, well weve had it for 7 years now and are still waiting? As I say, sorry to the few sound Werbs lads, but you've got some right tools amongst you. EVER WON THE LEAGUE LADS"


HAHAHAHA NAHNAHANAHANAHNAH

Oh its all gone quiet over here!!!

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Subject: Stand up[ for the Champions


Author:
Champions
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Date Posted: 23:36:10 04/20/06 Thu
all right lads just wondering what you were all upto after our game on thursday night? you can stick around and drink champagne with the champions if you like in the Burghs club if not we can give you a friendly on our day off in section B if ya fancy it whilst you lot are stuck in the basement division again!!! cracking result the other night 1-1 with the red lion, hats off to ya boys were gonna put our keeper up front against ya HAHAHA

ccisa = section c 4eva

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Subject: Oochie?


Author:
NWAS
[Edit]
Date Posted: 20:16:33 04/17/06 Mon
Whats up doc?

Where's the dream gone?

LIVE IT.

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Subject: joke


Author:
hifelander
[Edit]
Date Posted: 18:47:41 04/09/06 Sun
gene pitney,s coffin will take 2-days to make from oak or------24 hours from balsa!

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Subject: Gag


Author:
NWAS
[Edit]
Date Posted: 19:05:20 04/08/06 Sat
A bus carrying a group of nuns crashed, killing
all on board. At the pearly gates St Peter asks
"Before you are let through, have you ever
touched a mans genitals?"

The first nun said "I once put my finger on some."
"Wash that finger in the bowl of holy water,
and you can pass" said St Peter.

The second nun said "I once touched some genitals
with my hand."
"Wash your hand in the holy water and you can pass."

Suddenly there is a pushing and shoving from the
back of the queue, and Sister Marie barged to
the front. "Well", she explained to St Peter, "I
want to wash my mouth out before Sister
Bernadette washes her arse."

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Subject: Come on!!!


Author:
Oochieminger
[Edit]
Date Posted: 21:19:12 04/06/06 Thu
Get fuckin' in there!!!!!!

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Subject: Website update


Author:
NWAS
[Edit]
Date Posted: 17:35:39 03/24/06 Fri
Fixtures updated. As below.

Remaining fixtures
These are the remainder of the fixtures that we have left til the end of the season.

Sunday 26th March
Free Week

Tuesday 28th March
Black Dog FC
County Officers, Upton
6.15pm

Thursday 30th March
St Werburghs PC FC
Hoole Park
6.15pm

Sunday 2nd April
Gamekeeper FC
Imperials, Blacon Avenue
11am

Tuesday 4th April
Red Lion Frodsham FC
Imperials, Blacon Avenue
6.15pm

Thursday 6th April
Eight Rights FC
Blacon High School
6.15pm

Sunday 9th April EITHER
Vicars X Dynamoes FC (Cup Semi)
Imperials, Blacon Avenue
11am

Sunday 9th April OR
Royal Oak FC
Imperials, Blacon Avenue
11am

Tuesday 11th April
Tattenhall FC
Imperials, Blacon Avenue
6.15pm

Thursday 13th April
Bromfield FC
Imperials, Blacon Avenue
6.15pm

Sunday 16th April
Egerton Arms Athletic FC
Westminster Park
11am

Tuesday 18th April
MBNA FC
Field Of Dreams
6.15pm

Thursday 20th April
Bache FC
Boughton Hall Cricket Club
6.15pm

Sunday 23rd April
Tarporley Wanderers FC
Imperials, Blacon Avenue
11am

Sunday 30th April
Sunday Cup Final (if we get there)
Christleton FC
11am

Meeting times for Home games is 10am (5.45pm evenings), and Away games 10.15am (5.45pm evenings) unless stated. If you cannot play PLEASE phone/text Ditch on 07917308598 or Brighty on 07971038211. Subs are £3.50/£1.50 at home, £2.50/£1 away

At this stage of the season, we cannot reiterate how important it is that you inform either of the lads above if you cannot play in ANY of the games above. We are also looking for volunteers for kit washing and putting nets up etc. As the games will be on average 2 per week, sometimes 3 per week, this becomes a real help.

Thanks from the Committee.

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Subject: Under 2 weeks left...


Author:
NWAS
[Edit]
Date Posted: 20:07:11 02/26/06 Sun
Anyone got a plan? Fiver a race on the 1 dog all night, or are we going with 'form'? Or is anyone up for jibbing gamblor and just celebrating at the feet of the god of Gin?

Who will spew first? Who won't spew? Who won't make the Indian (restaurant, not Ditch)? Who'll spew on the bus after the Indian?

What ho me old maties... choices choices choices. Remember, when the going gets tough, the tough get muff. We dive at 5. And he who dares, gins. Naturally.

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Subject: Website updated


Author:
NWAS
[Edit]
Date Posted: 16:40:39 02/24/06 Fri
Put a new tune on it as well. All suggestions welcome.

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Subject: dogs (not one of dichys birds)


Author:
muzmacol
[Edit]
Date Posted: 17:34:43 02/13/06 Mon
Dogs all booked lads, sat 11th march. details to follow, but it should be summit like 2ish on the sat, few scoops on the bus, as is the way. then a few in Monchester courtesy of the old man.

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Subject: Hey, hey, number 17....


Author:
NWAS
[Edit]
Date Posted: 17:38:38 02/05/06 Sun
HOW D'YA LIKE THEM APPLES BABY???!!!

Great shout by the dark one after he rose salmon like to nod the lads into the first quarter final of their history. It's only taken us 8 years for fucks sake...

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Subject: Anyone fancy?


Author:
NWAS
[Edit]
Date Posted: 13:03:45 02/04/06 Sat
A Sol Campbell after the match at the Stamford Bridge?

A quick half then home!

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Subject: Return of the much vaunted bet of the week


Author:
OS Dog
[Edit]
Date Posted: 20:21:16 02/03/06 Fri
Much though it pains me, Naaridge to beat the mighty Town on Sunday are aavailable at a most generous evens. Get on it.

Those a bit longer in the tooth will of course recall my previous history as a tipster. About as good as Greek ferry maintenance...

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Subject: gone to the dogs


Author:
muzmacol
[Edit]
Date Posted: 08:10:02 02/01/06 Wed
Thinkin of the 11th now rather the 10th, better day all round if we leave in the afternoon, stop for a bevvy in manchester on the way. Means we'll have to play with a hangover sunday, but i hardly think its the first time. Any thoughts?

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Subject: Drinks break


Author:
eye in the sky
[Edit]
Date Posted: 16:58:24 01/27/06 Fri
recently discovered pics of isa powerhouse taking on refreshment, after a intense training session! http://www.phun.org/newspics/funny_friday/469.jpg

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Subject: Hannah


Author:
NWAS
[Edit]
Date Posted: 22:56:10 01/26/06 Thu
Tommy

Try this out. Right fucking dirtbag.

http://pupismyname.shackspace.com/hannah

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Subject: link


Author:
TommyH
[Edit]
Date Posted: 18:44:32 01/24/06 Tue
wheres this link you promised me

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Subject: class tune


Author:
Blue Tony
[Edit]
Date Posted: 18:06:20 01/24/06 Tue
theres no heart you cant melt with a certain little smile

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Subject: Website updated


Author:
NWAS
[Edit]
Date Posted: 12:22:33 01/18/06 Wed
Take time to check out the newly updated website. All fixtures, scorers and man of matches now bang up to date.

New title song as well ;)

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Subject: Training Tonight


Author:
NWAS
[Edit]
Date Posted: 10:53:19 01/18/06 Wed
Dont forget, training tonight 8.30 at Blacon High astro.

See you there.

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Subject: Spam


Author:
Spam
[Edit]
Date Posted: 23:38:47 01/16/06 Mon
Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam Spam spam spam spam Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam der ner ner ner, ner ner!

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Subject: thanks for the point


Author:
Sexy werburghs
[Edit]
Date Posted: 19:25:26 01/15/06 Sun
should of been 2 even with 3 first teamers out, we proved that were still better then you and we will take 2 points off you at hoole park, wehre you have only ever beat us once

see you next season, when we have a free week in scetion b

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Subject: For Kev


Author:
NWAS
[Edit]
Date Posted: 21:22:16 01/13/06 Fri
The SAS, regular army and Police are on a training mission in the forest. The instructor sends each team into the forest to kill a rabbit. First, the SAS go in.
There is total silence and they emerge ten minutes later with a neatly killed rabbit and everyone applauds.

Next the Army go in. There are lots of bangs and guns going off. They emerge with a very mangled rabbit and get mooted applause.

Then it is the Police's turn. There is lots of crashing, walloping and swearing. Thirty minutes later, they emerge with a squirrel. The instructor sends them back, after a bollocking, to catch a rabbit.

Another thirty minutes later, the team emerges with the same squirrel. This time, the poor squirrel is bruised and has a couple of black eyes.

The Sargeant says to the squirrel, "Go on, tell them!".

The squirrel then says, "Alright, alright, I am a fucking rabbit".

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Subject: Brighton!!!


Author:
NWAS
[Edit]
Date Posted: 14:54:16 01/13/06 Fri
Just found this in the archives. Hidden camera documentary on a beauty parlour!

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/playuk.php?id=517447

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Subject: previous message


Author:
badly packed kebab
[Edit]
Date Posted: 10:34:19 01/13/06 Fri
In my haste i failed to mention that i was talking about old man wellings and his "unusual wedding"

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Subject: the real welling wedding!


Author:
badly packed kebab
[Edit]
Date Posted: 10:23:09 01/13/06 Fri
These are some of the hilarious from the former isa leg breaker (his own normally).http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/playuk.php?id=515814

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Subject: hidden camera 2


Author:
muzmacol
[Edit]
Date Posted: 09:41:15 01/13/06 Fri
Some more interesting hidden camera goings on!http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/playuk.php?id=515571

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Subject: Ren's close relative


Author:
Team Talker
[Edit]
Date Posted: 20:38:59 01/10/06 Tue
Has anybody noticed that Ren seem to have a connection with Alman on the family tree......

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Subject: Very funny.


Author:
NWAS
[Edit]
Date Posted: 14:54:52 01/08/06 Sun
Team talks caught on tape. A must see...

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/playuk.php?id=492679

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Subject: New forum


Author:
Greeny
[Edit]
Date Posted: 15:52:20 01/04/06 Wed
The post Christmas slump at work continues. Following the Eight Rights website I've now set up a Chester & District Sunday league forum at...

http://cdsl.proboards84.com

I'll try and drum up some interest from a few other teams and it should hopefully end up being a good place for informative discussions and SUM BANTA COS WERBURGZ ARE BEST 4EVA.

The intention is to cover each division and then have a little bit on music and Chester in general - something missing since the old Sealend Ender hung up his boots.

Cheers

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Subject: Arf!


Author:
NWAS
[Edit]
Date Posted: 15:45:04 01/04/06 Wed
Gary Glitter is to be the new Doctor Who. He will
have two female companions, K-9 and Shelley - 12.

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Subject: SUPER MATT


Author:
SUPER FRANK
[Edit]
Date Posted: 18:58:03 01/03/06 Tue
Just for the record matty george got a hatrick in the brom game and yes including a cracking winner!.glad to see the game getting called off on the 8th, gives us good preperation time for the 15th!

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Subject: Eight Rights Website


Author:
Greeny
[Edit]
Date Posted: 13:57:55 01/03/06 Tue
If anybody is interested we've set up an Eight Rights Rangers website. It's fairly basic and still only partially complete but please feel free to drop by and have a look.

It's at http://www.soccerweekend.com/eightrights - one of the Bromfield lads also updates the Section C results, fixtures and table every week at http://www.soccerweekend.com/division/index.asp?DivisionID=1906

Nice to see the rivalry between the ISA and Werburgh's boiling over - should make for an interesting game on the 15th! We've got a free week that day so we'll pop down and soak up the atmosphere.

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Subject: Cold


Author:
Wiggy
[Edit]
Date Posted: 17:28:25 12/28/05 Wed
Spare a thought for Mr Coleman the temperature was minus 4 last night, crikey his head must be cold in these conditions.

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Subject: werbourghs gay boy


Author:
isa ultra
[Edit]
Date Posted: 09:17:57 12/28/05 Wed
You've got no chance bearing us tou fucking shit stabber and you'll be going home with boot up your arse

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Subject: Great win


Author:
NWAS
[Edit]
Date Posted: 20:08:22 12/18/05 Sun
Proper win today, against real contenders. Second half we were superb, Matty George two stunning finishes mate. Have a good Christmas all, and remember that we are second in the League, and for the first time, still in the Cup at Christmas.

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