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LIVING THE DREAM

Losing the toss and missing doubles since 1998

A message board of distinction for the Egerton Arms Darts Club B-Troop and Chester City ISA FC

and the debauched proletariat thereof


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Subject: Results


Author:
A fan
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Date Posted: 19:30:39 09/09/04 Thu
The other night how did it go ?A.J.how many did he bag ?.And to be fair you should keep the fans up to speed you know on the results i thank you.
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Subject: Results !


Author:
A fan.
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Date Posted: 16:11:23 09/07/04 Tue
How did the game go sunday?.
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Subject: Friendlies


Author:
NWAS
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Date Posted: 20:31:05 08/27/04 Fri
Another couple of friendlies to report.

Sunday 10.30am at Hoole Park vs. Dee Miller
Tuesday 5.45pm at County Officers vs. Newton Athletic

If you cant play let Ditchy know.

Cheers lads
Subject: What should I do lads ??


Author:
Rex
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Date Posted: 23:02:54 08/15/04 Sun
G'day All,

I have been so blessed in my life. Great parents, great wife and kids, great job etc . . .

I've started up fishing recently. I got my own little fishing boat and tried to get my wife to join me, but she just never liked fishing. Finally, one day at the local bait shop, I got to talking to Sam the shop owner who it turned out gives fishing lessons for free, so long as the trip is paid for completely by me (petrol/bait/drink/food etc). We've quickly became fishing buddies.

As I said the wife doesn't care about fishing; she not only refuses to join us she always complains that I spend too much time fishing now - as if I don't hear her saying the same about darts ?!?!?!

Last week Sam and I had the best fishing trip ever. Not only did
I catch the most beautiful Blackfish (they're tremendous eating) you've ever seen, but only a few minutes later Sam must have caught his twin brother! So I took a picture of Sam holding up the two nicest fish that we caught and showed the picture to the wife hoping that maybe she'd get interested.

Instead she says she doesn't want me to go fishing at all anymore! And she wants me to sell the boat! I love my wife beyond measure, but I think sometimes she just doesn't like to see me enjoying myself.

What would you do? Tell the wife to forget it and continue my hobby or quit fishing and sell the boat as she insists?

Thanks, Rex.

PS Just to prove I CAN catch fish here's a link to the picture of Sam showing off the ones we caught.

<a rel=nofollow target=_blank href="http://members.optusnet.com.au/penrex/sam.jpg">http://members.optusnet.com.au/penrex/sam.jpg</a>
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Subject: Web site updated


Author:
NWAS
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Date Posted: 22:37:46 08/19/04 Thu
Match Report from Brymbo, fixtures and end of season awards added. Anybody wishing to contribute can do so by emailling me.

Cheers
Subject: Team GB Win First Gold Medal, at the Olympics


Author:
News International
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Date Posted: 17:51:19 08/19/04 Thu
In White Water Rafting...............

apparently two men from Boscastle in a Ford Transit van set a new personal best
Subject: Brymbo Social 2 - 4 Chester City ISA


Author:
NWAS
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Date Posted: 14:07:39 08/19/04 Thu
Great game, good result, very good performance.

Makes it that extra bit special winning away in Wrexham!!!

For the record Andy Johnson got a brace, Marc Edwards got one and a pearl of a drive from Brighty sealed the win.

Looking good for the season, I am trying to arrange one more friendly before the big kick off so keep 'em peeled.
Subject: Fixtures!!!


Author:
NWAS
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Date Posted: 21:11:50 08/16/04 Mon
Well, that time is upon us where we start...

Sunday 5th September Boathouse Wessy Park 11am
Tuesday 7th September Tarvin Rex Imps 6.15pm
Sunday 12th September Stanleys (Cup)Imps 11am
Sunday 19th September Ship Vict (FA Cup) Imps 11am
Sunday 26th September Bromfield Arms Long Lane 11am

Meeting times for Home games is 10am (5.45pm evenings), and Away games 10.15am (5.45pm evenings). If you cannot play PLEASE phone/text Ditch on 07940042979. Subs are £3.50/start, £1.50 used sub at home, £2.50/£1 away.
Subject: A new season.


Author:
The Peacemaker
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Date Posted: 23:23:49 08/12/04 Thu
Gentlemen, a new season is upon us, let us move in to it with these inspiring words (if you know it you can sing along)

" theres know heart you can't melt with a certain little style ( repeat) no challenge should be faced without alittle charm and alot of style"

Nuf said................!
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Subject: Give me your money


Author:
Student Juan Kerr
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Date Posted: 22:30:48 08/12/04 Thu
Hello. I cant be arsed working for a living, so I have decided to go to University and piss all of your taxes up the wall in the bar drinking £1 a pint Stella.

I dont really want to study anything that is of worth to the world, like medicine, because if I did I might actually get asked to do some work.

With this in mind I have decided to do my dissertation on football, because it's a fucking doss and I can sit on my useless worn Levi's covered student arse and smoke weed all day whilst quoting Avid Merrion to my hilarious mates.

What is even better is I can sucker lads who support various football clubs into writing stuff for me, a bit of a copy and paste and Bob's yer fuckin Uncle.

Cheers lads, make mine a WKD. Suckers.
Subject: Football Supporters Research Website


Author:
Ben Thomas
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Date Posted: 18:50:50 08/12/04 Thu
As part of my dissertation i am studying why people support the football teams that they do. So i could really do with your help if you could visit my site and tell me mainly why you support the team(s) you do and a little on your national support that would be great. Go to:


www.footballresearch.co.uk


Cheers guys,

Ben



(this is not spam the website link is totally harmless has no pop-ups, spam, or even adverts on it, its just a boy whose failing his degree trying to do some work for once)
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Subject: Reps


Author:
long time admirer.
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Date Posted: 08:30:03 08/12/04 Thu
Congratulations must go out to Bryan Coleman on representing Cheshire at the national finals in London. Line dancing has come along way in the last few years, due mainly to the efforts (and talent) of Bryan and his ilk. Can only wish you belated luck oh bald one! I wait with trembling excitment for your result! Well Done!!!!
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  • Re: Reps -- Morally Bankrupt, 13:59:28 08/12/04 Thu
  • Re: Reps -- Texas joe., 19:32:01 08/12/04 Thu
    • Re: Reps -- Bobs Country Bunker, 19:48:27 08/12/04 Thu
Subject: Friendlies


Author:
NWAS
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Date Posted: 20:35:33 08/08/04 Sun
Alright lads

We've organised a couple of friendlies for the next two Weds nights. This weds we are on the Art College (behind the new Police Station - next to the Imps, meet at 6) against the Highfield, and then the Weds after we have got Brymbo Reserves at their place (there for 6ish). Ring Ditch if you cant make it.

Cheers
Subject: Yeeeee Haaaaaa


Author:
Morally Bankrupt
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Date Posted: 16:25:04 08/02/04 Mon
"Big shout out to Bryan who is getting married soon. He's here on his stag party and he's marrying a girl from Texas! Have a great night Bryan..."

Big up luv and respect to the Social Secretary for a superb 'debut' in 'dat der Liverpooool' on Saturday night. Quality stuff from a strong squad.

Special mentions go to young Jimmy Davies who managed to keep up well with the 'big boys' (and Rennie), and also to PC Thomas for fcuking off 'early doors'. Should also give a mention to the 'missing presumed dead, or did they ever exist anyway it's been that long since they were seen in public' Mann brothers. "It's nice to know you're 'ear..."

Special mention also to the miserable twat of a driver who was about as hard working as notorious job-dodgers, messrs Coleman and Alman (only joking Skipper!...) (Cue: In joke relating to a certain Social Secretary who shall remain nameless, asking an 'exotic/creative/glamarous' dancer if she "took NUS".

Must also give special mention to the lads' truly mesmerisingly gratuitous use of the word 'cunt' on the return mini bus journey! From that journey we can deduce that everyone's a F***** C*** and well... to be fair... who could reasonably argue with that?

Reasonable spots for the evening included an average Kevin Phillips and an actually quite impressive, Danny 'Daz Whites' Baker. Alleged sightings of a 'quality' James Nesbitt were, however, well wide of the mark.

"You are very nice people!"

Til the next time then chaps! (I believe Bryan's stag do is looking likely - possibly before the end of this year. Who knows, by then, Mr Howell may have served his suspension? Yeah, and Bryan Coleman might be sporting a centre parting!).

Oh yeah, if anyone hasn't heard how Bryan's motor got trashed by an escaping and apparently 'enraged' 'mong', I would advise you to contact him for full details! You really couldn't make it up...

PS - Scruffy bastard awards go to Messrs Reynolds and Edwards. Bloody peasants.

PPS - "I love yoy Reeeechel!"
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Subject: A pissed off SGMF does a gag


Author:
SoulGlo MoFo
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Date Posted: 21:18:41 07/31/04 Sat
You lot are currently out on the piss in Liverpool, and I am sat here rotting on remand. Oh, well, to prove I haven't lost my sense of humour, here is a gag for ye...

Police today caught Osama Bin Laden shagging young
sheep in South Wales.

In his defence he claimed it wasn't a big deal,
as they were all IS LAMBS.
Subject: Tight joke


Author:
Soul Glo MoFo
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Date Posted: 18:57:10 07/21/04 Wed
Q: What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
A: Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
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Subject: six-aside


Author:
Daddy was an alchoholic
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Date Posted: 08:51:53 07/11/04 Sun
A fairly poor display at this year Carl fielder shaw six a side tourament; 1 win and 4 defeats meant an early dart to the pub, an impressive £1.43 a pint certainly eased the pain of defeat. Hightlights would be, well ermmm.....£1.43 a pint really! The judge lasted about 10% of the first half of the first game (5 mins each way!) thanks for at least trying mate. The Glassman kept up his regular appointment with physio, though he did manage to struggle on manfully. Top scorer was v v s Laxman, on the back of the rather unusual sight of frodo and oochie marshalling the defence, and the fact that we were playing the team from specsavers!Their keeper was to the goal keeping what Baldy is to combs. Not a good day for Messr's Howell snr and jnr, who both managed to spark themselves out on a car boot and cross bar respectively....some would say that howell jnr took the pain better, open to debate of course. Spot of the day is a toss up between Tim Healy (dennis from auf wiedersain pet)and Mat Pritchard from Dirty sanchez, both eaqually as good. Ditchfield an Alman were discovered asleep before 8pm at their respected homes, no doubt exhausted from their exceptional work rates on the pitch!!

Thats all from this years tournament, see you all soon for training. xx
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Subject: Is it true?


Author:
Rory Rory the RahRah Toiger
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Date Posted: 20:32:09 07/08/04 Thu
That Baldy Bollocks has got a bit of diy lined up for Sunday mornings over the winter?

He's more married than hagrid
Subject: Egerto Arms hit promotion place!


Author:
Mighty
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Date Posted: 16:22:54 07/08/04 Thu
Mon the boys!!!!
Subject: training


Author:
muzmacol
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Date Posted: 08:18:06 07/05/04 Mon
Funniest moment of training: Scott "strangley Brown" Ditchfield getting cracked on the end of nose with the ball after 2 mins. Thankfully it missed the rest of his head by 4 ft!!! Training finished early due to habitual injuries to the glassman, and a half hearted tackle from the judge. Sadly rumours of the bald ones abscence been down to a romantic drive up the coast with his intended, proved,sadly to be true! Dave "the cat" ellis failed to attend due to waking up somewhere on a train station, funny i thought he did that every sunday morning, he certainly looks like it!
Subject: Website updated


Author:
SoulGlo Mofo (the piss artist formerly known as NWAS)
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Date Posted: 15:01:57 06/27/04 Sun
I have updated the website today due to some excellent filesharing of Bill Gates finest web editing software!

Any articles, bits of music reviews etc, please forward, I would be delighted to update it.
Subject: ... and they reckon it was hot in Portugal!


Author:
Oochie Minger
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Date Posted: 13:36:13 06/27/04 Sun
Well done to all those who turned up today. A bit hot, but i'm sure you'll all agree, in a Woolworths fashion ... well worth it!
Group recovery session 6.30 ish in the Oaklands tonight. Topics for discussion include "How many times the ball passed through Brian's legs" and "Who left the floater?"

See ya later
Oochie xx
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Subject: Winners and losers.


Author:
Muzmacol
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Date Posted: 08:44:40 06/23/04 Wed
Congratulations to all the trophy winners at our recent presentation/stroke piss-up, well deserved, although i susspect that one of the winners was a sop to racial minoritys, and the politically correct lobby! Rumours abound about the fragillity of of one winners emotions, apparentlythey are as fragile as his glass legs, arms, and head. Anyway sorry i couldn't be there i was really busy............my dad was making a pizza!
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Author:
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Date Posted: 09:34:20 06/22/04 Tue
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Subject: Drambuie


Author:
Soul Glo Mofo
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Date Posted: 22:22:43 06/20/04 Sun
Never. Never. Never. Again.

Well done OSD, Ditch, Manny and Oochie. I'm going for a clean sweep next year...
Subject: Gag


Author:
SoulGloMofo
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Date Posted: 20:26:38 06/12/04 Sat
Q: Did you hear that David Beckham's voice will be
used for the announcements at the new Wembley?

A: Apparently he comes over the P.A. very well...
Subject: Carl Fielder-Shaw Memorial 6 a side


Author:
Soul Glo Mofo
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Date Posted: 12:48:35 06/11/04 Fri
We have entered the above on 10th July, starting at 11am.

It is held at Connahs Quay Leisure Centre, Golftyn Lane. Sort of behind the Nomads new ground, opposite the St. Gawain pub.

The eight named players are (with Ditchys reasons for picking them)

1 - Bryan Coleman (we need a goalie)
2 - Clive Alman (he's the captain)
3 - Graeme Reynolds (he would have sulked like a bitch)
4 - Steve Painter (he's not too bad)
5 - Marc Edwards (he's quick)
6 - Scott Ditchfield (he picks the team)
7 - Jon Hocking (son of the sponsor)
8 - Mark Howell (lightening fast, can change the course of the game with one visionary pass, great finisher, top birder etc. etc. - translates into 'he entered us')

Anyone else is welcome to come and play. We just needed to give some names is all.
Subject: A rumour...


Author:
Morally Bankrupt
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Date Posted: 10:30:16 06/04/04 Fri
Could it be that for once, the lovely Heidi is to be dazzled by something other than the high shine of the Coleman's forehead???

Shock horror as rumours abound of the lethargic, journeyman full-back signing a 'long-term' deal! The slippers are well and truly on and it may not be long before our very own Bobby Charlton look-a-like is searching for original excuses to disappear off 'for a paper' of a Sunday morning.

Bryan 'can't make it tonight lads' Coleman, it wasn't really that nice knowing you anyway.

Whilst on the subject of impending nuptuals, I believe some old fashioned high jinks are imminent this weekend to mark the original 'slippers' official retirement from socialising. God help you Mr Howell! I greatly fear that some race goers at this weekends Derby meeting may well be dabbling in the ancient art of silly beggars. "gooo on big man, go and win the game for us..."

In other news, the latest member of the pampered bunch of over-paid primadonas that make up the ISA FC squad to be seen quaffing champagne in the jacuzzi at the ISA's official spa and health club, is none other than the skipper. Meanwhile, a certain hardworking, classy and continental style full-back was working tirelessly in the gym to ensure that the finely tuned machine that is his body, was in perfect condition for the forthcoming season.

Alas, that very same individual is taking a short break from his intensive training regime, to treat his woman to a celebratory birthday weekend extravaganza at a charming 5 star he knows in Mayfair, and shall consequently be unable to sample Chester's A-list drinking establishments for a few nights at least. "Shaken...not stirred"

I close by leaving you all with the inspirational last words of my dear uncle;

"Fuck me, a bus!!!"
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Subject: Bank Holiday sunday


Author:
Keano
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Date Posted: 10:17:13 05/25/04 Tue
Sunday 30th May
Live at Alexanders, Chester

Riesen
( as seen on MTV!)

and

The TIMES

Doors 8pm - Late Bar

Tickets £4.50
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Subject: How-oooooooooooooooo


Author:
NWAS
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Date Posted: 13:51:19 05/22/04 Sat
I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand
Walking through the streets of Soho in the rain
He was looking for a place called Lee Ho Fook's
Going to get himself a big dish of beef chow mein
Werewolves of London

If you hear him howling around your kitchen door
Better not let him in
Little old lady got mutilated late last night
Werewolves of London again
Werewolves of London

He's the hairy-handed gent who ran amuck in Kent
Lately he's been overheard in Mayfair
Better stay away from him
He'll rip your lungs out, Jim
I'd like to meet his tailor
Werewolves of London

Well, I saw Lon Chaney walking with the Queen
Doing the
I saw Lon Chaney, Jr. walking with the Queen
Doing the
I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's
His hair was perfect
Werewolves of London
Draw blood
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Subject: Nick Berg - It's sick and Barbaric


Author:
Sick feeling
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Date Posted: 17:01:52 05/17/04 Mon
You have been warned but for those that really wanna see it

<a rel=nofollow target=_blank href="http://wizbangblog.com/archives/002452.php">http://wizbangblog.com/archives/002452.php</a>
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Subject: Piss up!


Author:
Mellor
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Date Posted: 14:35:33 05/06/04 Thu
Is there going to be a end of season do /piss up?
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Subject: Gag


Author:
NWAS
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Date Posted: 22:39:31 05/10/04 Mon
I went to Lee Chapmans restaurant on Saturday
for a slap-up meal... Didn't think much of the
trout but the ribs were cracking.
Subject: sorry 4 being unsociable in crewe last week


Author:
Young mr Hollinger
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Date Posted: 20:37:32 05/01/04 Sat
sorry nwas for being unsociable last week my freind , im a glad to say i had drank to much of our freind mr stella and was bladdered , ps im looking 4 a new club next year so if i can have a run out 4 you next year i would be grateful , ppa i wont be like my brothers with all the violence i will be well behaved , i just want to play football , ta mate andy
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Subject: Cogratulations


Author:
carlisle fan
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Date Posted: 21:16:36 05/03/04 Mon
well done chester on your return to the 3rd div, I know how you felt when you were relagated. as a carlisle fan I hope all your CHESTER MORONS who wished carlisle down are banned from all home and away matches. that type of supporter you do not want. They only give football in general a bad name. see you guys in 2 seasons back at brunton park for a social game of football. United Fan
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Subject: Where do you start?


Author:
The Glassman
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Date Posted: 19:37:41 04/25/04 Sun
The worst fizzy wine in the world, Ditch's giblets on a random bus, you threw the first bottle, watch me fall of this bar stool, I like your beard Sir.

The least said about the train from Crewe the better...

A proper old skool day. And like the smell of Macca's fingers, it will stay with me for a long, long time....

Thanks to all involved for making it so. Especially the West Mercia OB. Never had an escort to an offie before...
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Subject: A couple of jokes


Author:
NWAS
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Date Posted: 21:48:07 04/18/04 Sun
Q: What's the difference between Simply Red and a cow?
A: The cow's got the horns at the front...
and the arsehole at the back.

Q: How does a retard clear his sinuses?
A: With a Joey Deacongestant.

DOIN' FINE ON CLOUD 9
Subject: RE:memories


Author:
muzmacol
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Date Posted: 17:08:57 04/18/04 Sun
No that just about covers it, apart from champagne, cueball coleman getting blown out by his bird, and NWAS menacing a 14 year old- Well ARRRRRD!!!
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Subject: Memories


Author:
OS Dog
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Date Posted: 12:02:54 04/18/04 Sun
Trophies, goalkeepers vomiting on tables, monkey wrestling. And the Beatles never sounded so good.

Have I missed anything?
Subject: Good but not quite good enough


Author:
Oochie Minger
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Date Posted: 16:40:09 04/16/04 Fri
Not a bad result last night considering we had a much depleated side. Should have enough points now to avoid re-election but we could have done with the full pointage from our final 2 games in order to finish higher up the table.
Should be good if all goes to plan on Tuesday.

A new ball, a new role ..... always the same dream
Oochie xx
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Subject: Game at the Deva


Author:
Rumour Mill
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Date Posted: 12:59:26 04/13/04 Tue
Chester City ISA V St.Werburghs to be played at the Deva Stadium next Tuesday night I hear. Is this true or a late April fool ?
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Subject: Wesi Park Win - Harry Redknap's Misery!


Author:
Ditch
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Date Posted: 21:23:26 04/07/04 Wed
Just wanted to congratulate the lads for another great win. It looks like we're finally starting to believe in ourselves and each other.Although the most important things to me are the fight and commitment is back, and you all actually look like your enjoying it again which also goes for me. If we keep the confidence up we'll enjoy the rest of the season. Thats me done keep it up lads!!
Subject: Great battling performance


Author:
NWAS
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Date Posted: 19:54:28 04/04/04 Sun
On paper 3-0 looks really comfortable but I think that without a couple of slips, and a little help from the referee (the foul on Renns was a stonewall penalty), we'd have given them a fright.

Second half we were really strong, we tackled hard, won possesion, created chances and really had a good go. The geezer from VX on our line said that he was really suprised that we were where we were in the League when we had such a solid side.

Nice one, keep the run up on Tuesday at Wessy P.

Seeyawoodenwannabeeeeeya
Subject: Two on the bounce


Author:
OOchie Minger
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Date Posted: 08:10:11 04/02/04 Fri
"Get in there!" screamed the Gaffa in a somewhat homosexual manner. Post match, a young scott ditchfield was heard to say "i ran 30 yards for that ball - like fuck I was backing out!" That’s what it was all about last night - commitment. Everyone played well (except for me, but we won), attitude was great and we shown more commitment to the cause than an Israeli suicide bomber.

Top one, nice one, get sorted

Oochie xx

P.S. NWAS- how was the sperm Hillsborough? Did they all manage to leave the ground ok?
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Subject: match against accy fans this sat


Author:
steve lowe
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Date Posted: 13:58:17 03/30/04 Tue
I have been given this link from the main chester website on which over the past 3 months I have been trying to sort out a fans match for this sat before the stanley v chester game. If you can give us a game please email me at stephen.lowe@fountainsplc.com .

cheers

loweiy
P.S. we can play you on sunday if it fits in with your schedule

P.P.S we will pay for the pitch and the ref so all you need to do is bring 11 or so chaps
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Subject: lease of life


Author:
muzmacol
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Date Posted: 16:31:53 03/29/04 Mon
There is something to be said oochie WELL DONE !! you played well got up and down and put some great crosses in.....keep it up. Well done to everyone who turned up aswell, no bad peformances
Subject: Well played


Author:
Muzmacol
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Date Posted: 18:01:39 03/28/04 Sun
Well done today boys, good battling performance, no squabling, hard work paid off. Most importantly was'nt it embarassing listening to them argue amongst themselves....!!!!!!!!!!
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Subject: The future


Author:
Oochie Minger
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Date Posted: 09:19:06 03/25/04 Thu
Good session last nite.
Everyone worked hard and atmosphere was positive.
Keep it up!
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Subject: What was the Hife score


Author:
No darts in Canada
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Date Posted: 18:50:03 03/17/04 Wed
How did the Egerton get on against The Highfield on Tuesday night. Did Coleman get his win streak up to two or did Brian Bailey and the Boys give you lot a game
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Subject: WHAT MAKES A GOOD CAPTAIN


Author:
Ray Wilkins
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Date Posted: 10:47:32 03/09/04 Tue
WHAT MAKES A GOOD CAPTAIN
It goes without saying that to be successful in the Barclaycard Premiership a club must possess a talented team and a strong squad.
But it is no coincidence that the teams chasing the game’s most prestigious prizes are also led by men of genuine inspiration.
The value of such captains cannot be underestimated whether they be a firebrand with a laser tongue and a short fuse such as Roy Keane at Manchester United or a man of few words but shimmering example such as Arsenal’s Patrick Vieira.
The key is respect. Invariably a skipper commanding such a quality is the first name on the team sheet precisely because he is the umbilical cord between the manager and the team.
The skipper is the manager’s eyes and ears. He is the closest to the heartbeat of the team and the inner thoughts of the manager, which is why it so often appears that a manager and his captain have been carved from the same mould. They simply have to operate on the same wavelength.
So the vocal, abrasive style of Keane perfectly mirrors the feisty, no-nonsense personality of Sir Alex Ferguson while the quieter, lead-by-example demeanour of Vieira reflects the more cerebral approach of Arsenal’s Arsene Wenger.
One thing, however, is imperative. The captain has to be virtually irreplaceable. He has to be the main man, sure of his place in the side, secure in the knowledge that his work-rate, his commitment and his talent cannot be questioned.
It is certainly the only way a captain whose preferred method is to dish out carpetings on the pitch on a regular basis can retain his authority. Footballers are quick to see the chink in any team-mate’s game or any dip in his standard and a captain’s words would bounce back at double speed if he let his own game drop in quality.
It is a delicate, often psychologically fraught, balance. It’s good for a captain to be a hard man, to retain high standards and to possess an iron will - but he must not rule by fear, a commodity which can ruin a player’s form and confidence with frightening speed.
Having said that there is much to be said for the vocal approach. I was captain of Chelsea at just 18 and my style was always extremely vocal - not dishing out roastings perhaps but trying to encourage and energise players around me.
I found most players responded much better to an arm around the shoulder than to a gratuitous hurl of invective. The young players especially look to the captain to sort out the problems on the pitch, to iron out the numerous spats and guide them through a match which might not be going quite to the plan envisaged in the changing room.
I always worked on the basis of trying to get at least a seven-and-a-half performance out of every player with the occasional 10 out of 10 thrown in and by continually chivvying and encouraging them that was possible.
It is much easier to do that from midfield than any other position on the pitch, which is why so many top skippers seem to occupy that controlling position.
True, Alan Shearer has done a wonderful job at Newcastle but with him it is less the art of persuasive communication and more his goal contribution and phenomenal industry which is at the heart of his inspiration. Like Vieira he works his socks off.
There is nothing like being in the thick of the action to get the rounded picture a skipper requires. It comes down to geography. It is simply impossible with the huge crowds and noise generated at today’s Barclaycard Premiership grounds for a striker to make himself heard to most of his team.
The same goes for a goalkeeper, though it has to be conceded that some defenders, such as Arsenal’s Tony Adams, were supreme leaders operating from the heart of defence.
To my mind the art of captaincy is a God-given talent. In terms of man-management I suppose parts of it can be taught to an extent but its most important essence comes from within.
It derives from the individual’s own personality which, after all, has been formed by a combination of genes and all manner of experiences.
In the end it comes down to a very simple equation. Treat people in the right manner and they will respond in the right manner.
Not rocket science - but then football played at its best truly is a simple game.
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Subject: Lyle lanley


Author:
Apu
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Date Posted: 16:23:47 03/16/04 Tue
" is there a chance the track might bend?" "Only if you sit on it you fat cunt- now fuck off!"
Subject: player profiles


Author:
muzmacol
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Date Posted: 17:13:35 03/09/04 Tue
Err, NWAS any danger of a player profile update, i'm begining to get alittle paranoid, i appreciate that this will no doubt lead to a less than flattering profile ( refrences to banannas and swinging littered across it)but somethong is better than nothong. p.s did your fingers bleed with that response to Mellor?
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Subject: Fixtures for March


Author:
NWAS
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Date Posted: 21:24:34 03/14/04 Sun
Sun 21st March - Corner Pin (home)

Sun 28th March - Bache (home)

Meet at The Imps at 10am.
Subject: Baldy Coleman


Author:
Milf Hunter
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Date Posted: 21:20:13 03/14/04 Sun
Is there any truth in the rumour that erstwhile left (ahem) 'winger' Bryan 'Seethrofringe' Coleman has moved in with his bird?

Has the shiny topped Kroney swelling agro merchant settled down? The ISAFC lads are depending on him sorting some decent social events, not cheese and wine evenings and pipenslippers type affairs.

Come on cue ball. We need the truth.
Subject: game info!


Author:
Mellor
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Date Posted: 19:23:41 03/08/04 Mon
Not much in the way of match reports of late chaps how did the last game go or do i wait for the local ragmags for the info?Nwas has Rens had his pc nicked nowt from the little gimp for yonks now in the way of a posting.......
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Subject: Game off


Author:
Mellor
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Date Posted: 13:17:55 03/01/04 Mon
Game off again sunday .Night games then for you lads start this month as well i think!
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Subject: And now you're gonna believe us....


Author:
NWAS
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Date Posted: 20:04:10 02/21/04 Sat
Are we? Are we?

Fuck me, the winner today got me more excited than that one time, at band camp, where I was involved in a hot baby oil wrestle bout with the bird out of Leaving Las Vegas and Sarah Louise off Corrie.

Are we? I can't fucking wait if we are!

"Football eh? Bloody hell..."
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Subject: Website update


Author:
NWAS
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Date Posted: 18:33:52 02/19/04 Thu
I have done a small update on the website (fixtures, goalscorers, mom etc) but have not had time to do any articles or stuff. Anyone willing to have a go email them to me and I will post them up.

Cheers
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Subject: names


Author:
muzmacol
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Date Posted: 17:04:33 02/20/04 Fri
Im not on the players profiles either! (please no more talk of referencing its too much at college never mind footie).
Subject: The history of the nutmeg


Author:
NWAS
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Date Posted: 17:43:29 02/19/04 Thu
<b>HOW DID THE NUTMEG GET ITS NAME?</b>

"Can you tell me why the 'nutmeg' is so called, and how long this term has been in use?" asks Dave Birrell. "I refuse to believe my girlfriend's suggestion that it comes from an abbreviation of a hapless defender's cry: 'Not my legs.'"

"The term nutmeg is cockney rhyming slang for leg," says Pete Tomlin. Therefore, when the ball is played between an opponent's legs, a player or fan shouts 'Nutmegs."

Jez Simmonds agrees: "According to none other than popular Sky pundit and former Fulham favourite Jimmy Hill, the expression nutmeg is little more than dodgy rhyming slang."

"Nutmeg equals leg, apparently, and was thus coined during the 1940s to describe the skill of placing the ball between an opponent's legs before retrieving it t'other side.

"Although I wasn't hugely convinced by this explanation, Jimmy generally knows his stuff - and, like me, is a Balham SW12 boy."

But what about the 'nut' part? According to Alex Leith's book 'Over the Moon, Brian - The Language of Football' "nuts" - a term commonly used for nutmeg in the north of England "refers to the testicles of the player through whose legs the ball has been passed and nutmeg is just a development from this." So now you know

<i>Taken from the Guardian Onlines superb 'The Knowledge' archives...

<a rel=nofollow target=_blank href="http://football.guardian.co.uk/news/theknowledge/0,9204,448018,00.html</i>">http://football.guardian.co.uk/news/theknowledge/0,9204,448018,00.html</i></a>
Subject: Named and Shamed


Author:
The Dildo Hatted Gimp Masketeer
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Date Posted: 21:01:16 02/15/04 Sun
The following individuals were nutmegged at training earlier today. It is believed that by naming, and indeed shaming, them, they will be able to get over it.

NWAS - Done by Baldy Coleman on the touchline

Ditchy - Done by NWAS and claimed it didn't count as he was 'off the ground'. Mmmm...

Manny - Done by Ditch and Tyler when in goal

and the award for 'you should have seen that coming' goes to Brighty. He not only mentioned that he got backheel megged at training on Weds night, he then goes and gets roasted on the same spit this morning.

Remember kids, the DHGM is watching.
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Subject: The greatest of all time 'scally' 11


Author:
Xander Cage
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Date Posted: 12:42:34 02/17/04 Tue
Check out the following link. Very, very funny...

<a rel=nofollow target=_blank href="http://www.football365.com/Fun_Games/Fun_Features/story_100595.shtml">http://www.football365.com/Fun_Games/Fun_Features/story_100595.shtml</a>
Subject: Dead


Author:
The Zombie
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Date Posted: 14:46:57 02/15/04 Sun
The site as gone shite no jokes footie news nowt come on pull your fingers out get postin....
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  • Re: Dead -- Nananana, 20:35:13 02/15/04 Sun
Subject: joke


Author:
TOP-SHAGGER
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Date Posted: 13:04:39 02/10/04 Tue
LITTLE LAD WALKS IN THE TIOLET AS HIS UNCLE JOHNNY IS HAVIN A PISS, AND SAYS "WHEN WILL I GET ONE OF THOSE BIG HAIRY THINGS BETWEEN MY LEGS UNCLE" AS SOON AS YOUR MUM F--KS-OFF TO BINGO COMES THE REPLY. SICK-A
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  • Re: joke -- David Ellery, 18:48:44 02/12/04 Thu
Subject: joke


Author:
TIZZA
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Date Posted: 13:00:18 02/10/04 Tue
LITTLE LAD WALKS IN THE TIOLET AS HIS UNCLE JOHNNY IS HAVIN A PISS, AND SAYS "WHEN WILL I GET ONE OF THOSE BIG HAIRY THINGS BETWEEN MY LEGS UNCLE" AS SOON AS YOUR MUM F--KS-OFF TO BINGO COMES THE REPLY. SICK-A
Subject: DARTS


Author:
MELLOR
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Date Posted: 18:45:41 02/09/04 Mon
WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO THE DARTS WEB SITE????????
Subject: Stiffness


Author:
Mill
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Date Posted: 13:37:24 02/05/04 Thu
My legs are as stiff as a blind Queers cock in a hot dog factory this morning... Good workout though
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Subject: training?


Author:
muzmacol
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Date Posted: 18:55:06 02/03/04 Tue
what time is training tomorrow night?
Subject: OH... MY... GOD...


Author:
Xander 'Hasselhoff' Cage
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Date Posted: 08:26:25 02/03/04 Tue
Did anyone else catch Baywatch: Hawaiian Wedding on Sky Movies last night?

It was one of the best evenings i have ever had.

Magic.
Subject: Training today


Author:
NWAS
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Date Posted: 20:41:03 02/01/04 Sun
I dont know about anyone else, but my legs are absolutely fucked following todays training. A good sign of a good work out methinks?

Nice to see some familiar faces there, our Neil (Mighty), and Jose. If we can get Wednesday nights on it would be excellent and would really help the Sunday side.

PS - Happy Birthday Mellor, 50 today (Sunday). Do you need the Hose to come round and put the candles out?
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Subject: return


Author:
mighty
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Date Posted: 14:38:56 01/30/04 Fri
fuck me, where am I?
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Subject: Chili Peppers


Author:
NWAS
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Date Posted: 20:46:17 02/01/04 Sun
For those lads interested in this sort of thing, our local radio station is running a trip to see the above in Manchester. Tickets are £59 and include return bus travel to and from Chester. A cracker of a deal in my opinion.

The date is 18th June. Anybody fancy a day out?
Subject: Watersports on the Imps?


Author:
NWAS
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Date Posted: 14:48:13 01/28/04 Wed
I'm sure I've got a video clip of that somewhere!
Subject: chillis tickets- a plea


Author:
oly
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Date Posted: 16:08:00 01/26/04 Mon
Lads any of you out there who hear of anyone trying to flog tickets for the chillipeppers at any of the gigs (apart from belfast)please contact me, i've had two in my hand only to be snatched away at the last minute. Its fair to say i'm about as popular at home as i am a fan of kevin mcintyres'.
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Subject: Baywatch


Author:
Xander 'Hasselhoff' Cage
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Date Posted: 09:29:49 01/28/04 Wed
Just a quick message to let all you Chester City die-hards, that you're injured keeper is in the safest hands possible while recovering from injury.... Mine!!

I promise ill take good care of him,

Xander Cage.

Saving the lives of Chester players since 2002. TM.
Subject: i wanted it enough!!


Author:
oly
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Date Posted: 11:56:51 01/27/04 Tue
thanks, i got some last night of the afore mentioned, paid over the odds, fuck it who cares......i wanted it!
Subject: Water sports only on the Imps


Author:
Mellor
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Date Posted: 20:43:11 01/23/04 Fri
Forget the football lads, aquatic games for the next number of weeks on the Imps. So bring along your ducks and water wings, I've gone from ref to lifeguard.
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Subject: Another good win


Author:
OS Dog
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Date Posted: 18:41:45 01/12/04 Mon
Not a game for the purists, but it's nice to get 2 wins on the bounce. Not done that since the very start of the season have we?

Thought the Boathouse weren't a bad side and made us work hard for the win which is exactly what we did. Think they may have been having a laugh with the mom decision though.

Speaking of decisions, thought Dave reffed it well. Can't have been easy reffing us and despite them not being happy with one decision (ahem) I thought he had a really good game. Good work fella.

I think the important thing is to not get carried away, but to keep the effort up for Tattenhall next week. If we do there is no reason why we can't turn them over...

Take it easy lads - keep the dream well and truly alive.
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Subject: Good Performance


Author:
OS Dog
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Date Posted: 19:23:43 01/06/04 Tue
Great battling performance on Sunday lads. Everyone seemed to be up for it and got stuck in. We played some superb football at times on a pitch that didn't exactly encourage it. Good work fellas.
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Subject: red lion v c/pin


Author:
mellor
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Date Posted: 16:17:19 01/04/04 Sun
no probs up at the red lion today mark not even a yellow card 1 -1 all in all a good game see you nexted sunday
Subject: Happy New Year


Author:
NWAS
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Date Posted: 20:32:44 12/31/03 Wed
Sad old bugger me sat in front of a monitor at 8.30 on New Years Eve! Still, a nice Chinese and a copy of Seabiscuit on DVD await(!) Tonight Matthew I wanna be in the Darkness.

Happy New Year to all the lads, lets hope 2004 brings us a bit more luck than 2003 did!

Mak
Subject: Game ON Sunday


Author:
NWAS
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Date Posted: 20:30:23 12/31/03 Wed
We have arranged with the Bache FC to play our away league fixture this Sunday, 4th January, at County Officers, Upton. Meet at 10.30 at the pavilion on the complex.

See you there.
Subject: Melson to ref us


Author:
NWAS
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Date Posted: 15:29:29 12/29/03 Mon
As stated below somewhere, Dave Melson is to referee us vs. Boathouse. Have a good 'un chief.

PS - Mind yer minge up at the Red Lion this Sunday, they are a right bunch them.
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Subject: Fixtures man


Author:
NWAS
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Date Posted: 15:27:52 12/29/03 Mon
Sunday 4th January - no game

Sunday 11th January - Boathouse at home

Sunday 18th January - Tattenhall at home

Sunday 25th January - Werburghs at home

You know the drill by now.

Cheers lads, Happy New Year
Subject: And another couple...


Author:
NWAS
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Date Posted: 22:21:30 12/24/03 Wed
Q. Why did Michael Jackson phone Boyz-II-Men?
A. He thought it was a delivery service.

Q. Why can you always win a race with Michael Jackson?
A. Because he always likes to come in a little behind.
Subject: Ho ho fucking ho


Author:
NWAS
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Date Posted: 22:13:17 12/24/03 Wed
"It's too bad, that along with all his troubles,
Michael Jackson now has food poisoning."
"Really?"
"Yes - he ate a five year old wiener."
Subject: Daft joke... as requested.


Author:
Xander Cage
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Date Posted: 23:38:00 12/23/03 Tue
Why does Michael Jackson like going to bed with twenty-eight year olds?

Because theres twenty of them.
Subject: Dead


Author:
Bowselecta
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Date Posted: 22:33:03 12/22/03 Mon
Dead here no messages not even a daft joke .have a very merry crimbow....
Subject: game on?


Author:
mellor
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Date Posted: 20:18:35 12/19/03 Fri
any game for the isa this sunday?
Subject: Dee Miller match report


Author:
Tyler Durden
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Date Posted: 23:30:58 12/11/03 Thu
Dee Miller 3 - Chester City ISA 1
Hoole Park - Sunday 23rd November 2003

Coming off the back of a positive 2-2 draw away at the Egerton Arms the lads arrived at Hoole Park to play a Dee Miller side who were potential title winners. It was also noted that the days opponents had thrashed MBNA 7-0, the same score MBNA beat us by. While a cricket score could well have been expected, the ISA were determined to give their all and make the Miller fight for any result. And I think we did. Squad wise, Ditchfield was still without 'keeper Dave Ellis and so played Coleman between the sticks. He was fortunate enough to have defensive pairing Painter and Wellings available, although midfielder Brazier was placed at left back filling in for Coleman. The midfield was composed of Reynolds and Nev Mann on the wings, with Steve Mann and Alman in the centre. The continued abscence of Howell meant that Ditchfield once more played himself upon front with Edwards.

Despite what was inevitabley going to be a very tough game, it was surprisingly the ISA who started the brighter of the two teams. Good work down the flanks by Reynolds, coupled with the running of Edwards and movement of Ditchfield, allowed for some early success. It was clear the opposition were made up of some talented players, and Painter and Wellings struggled manfully to defend against the Miller number 11. Also causing problems was the Miller's big centre midfield player, and it was clear they would be a hard outfit to prevent scoring, but the ISA showed early resolve and took the game to their highflying opponents. Unfortunately it wasn't enough and it was the Dee Miller who broke the deadlock. A break allowed the ball to be slid into the ISA box. As Coleman moved out to collect, the Miller player took it round him and passed it into the empty net. The ISA rallied, sticking to the appraoch that attack is the best form of defence, and again caused problems in the Miller box. Reynolds won a free kick that Ditchfield flighted in, the 'keeper just managing to hold onto. Numerous corners were won and it was the ISA who were on top. Disaster struck when we conceded a penalty with about 10 minutes left in the half, Brazier clipping the Miller striker as he sought to get a cross in. The same player picked himself up and slotted home for 2-0. Again the ISA responded well and as the ref blew for half time, there was a genuine feeling we were unlucky to be two down.

With Wellings showing signs of injury at half time [doesn't he always?], Ditchfiled switched him for James Davies, moving Nev Mann in at centre back, Davies going onto the right. With Alman also showing signs of tiredness, he swapped positions with Brazier. For the first 20 minutes the ISA goal was under seige as we struggled to contain the Dee Miller. Good work by the impressive Miller number 11 [who deservedly took their MOM award] caused problems as they sought to increase their lead. Pegged back, the ISA showed some new found resolve and held the home team at bay, defending admirably. Even Coleman, sometimes dismissed as being simply cover in goal, showed his quality with two outstanding saves, one being when the Miller number 11 had beat the offside trap. In an effort to turn the tide back in the ISA's favour, Ditchfield switched Reynolds to right midfield, putting James Davies on the left. This showed dividends almost immediately as the ISA began to take advantage of the tiring Miller defenders, especially right back Captain Caveman. A period of ISA pressure followed and through corners won and generall good play, were were soon within touching disctance of a draw. A corner was floated in by Ditchfield was cleared straight back into his path. Taking his time, he curled the ball into the opposition six yard bard. Up stepped Steve Mann to slot the ball home. Game on. The ISA continued to press and were looking the most likely to score when a Miller breakaway enabled them to re-establish their 2 goal lead. Undeterred the ISA fought back, and despite some good efforts - most notably a Reynolds' that was tipped over the bar - the game ended 3-1.

Even though the ISA tasted defeat it was with a sense of pride that the lads left the field. It was mentioned by the Miller manager that the game one one of their most hard fought victories and I don't think there would have been too much argument if it had ended level. All in all a very good performance despite the result.

Tyler Durden
Subject: Website


Author:
NWAS
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Date Posted: 23:29:12 12/11/03 Thu
Got a virus off kazaa this week, and it started to delete my files until i caught it. It has unfortunately deleted all of the website files, and I cant get my backup CD to work. So... I am going to have to copy all of the website files back onto my pc, which will take a while. I will do this over the holidays, but until then I cant post any new stuff. Sorry Tyler, I have got the Dee Miller match in my emails, and will post it on here, but I cant update it onto the web until I am done this end.

Thanks for your patience. Good luck on Sunday chaps. I'll be drinking of you all. Sorry, THINKING of you all.
Subject: kit gone awol


Author:
mellor
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Date Posted: 21:36:42 12/08/03 Mon
i was talking to tiz today in b&q mostly about footie when i was told that the isa kit had gone awol.!now come on how can you miss place a kit bag 2ft high and 4 ft long and mings of sweat its amazing.but having said that its of no use to any one in the chester leagues is it?. hope it turns up lads.
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Subject: i've got you


Author:
mellor
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Date Posted: 17:13:35 12/07/03 Sun
i have the isa soon against the boat house you have been warned mr coleman!
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Subject: better


Author:
Oochie Minger
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Date Posted: 20:56:28 12/07/03 Sun
Again we were a lot better for many periods of the game today. i think that we were very unlucky to conceed early in the second half as without that goal they would have been so cocky. Ditchfields selection was limited but all stand in players did a job. On the brighter side of life weve still got the boathouse (dodgy ref!) and bache to play.
Keep it real and the points shall come....
Love hugs n kisses at this festive time of year
Oochie xx
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Subject: look out!


Author:
mellor
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Date Posted: 00:00:04 12/03/03 Wed
its official i,m now a ref!i passed tonight.
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Subject: F@$K THE RUGBY


Author:
Fixtures Man
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Date Posted: 09:30:02 11/27/03 Thu
While everyone else turns there back on the footy (in favour of a sport with about 4 good teams), i just thought id give a shout out to the greatest game in the world.

HELLO FOOTBALL!!

Im sure there are many more who feel the same.
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Subject: game on or off sunday


Author:
mellor
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Date Posted: 18:56:28 11/29/03 Sat
need to know if the footie is on or off chaps
Subject: Misunderstanding


Author:
Xander Cage
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Date Posted: 09:32:16 11/27/03 Thu
I've spoken to fixtures man and asked him not to repeat me. It wont happen again.
Sorry.
Subject: F@*k rugby


Author:
Xander Cage
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Date Posted: 09:28:46 11/27/03 Thu
While everyone else turns there back on the footy (in favour of a sport with about 4 good teams), i just thought id give a shout out to the greatest game in the world.

HELLO FOOTBALL!

Im sure there are many more who feel the same.
Subject: Get a grip...


Author:
NWAS
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Date Posted: 15:05:47 11/24/03 Mon
Hey Melson, where were you Saturday? A coachload of ISA lads went on the rampage around Upton looking for your game?

Give us a ring if you want to ref Sundays mate. The League are desperate for good refs. (Let me know if you know any!!)
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Subject: Sunday


Author:
NWAS
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Date Posted: 20:43:55 11/24/03 Mon
Thought you were excellent Sunday lads. Some really good stuff, especially in the second half. Their manager commented after the game that that was one of the hardest games they have had.

It makes the Custom House game a great chance for 2 points...
Subject: Website update


Author:
NWAS
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Date Posted: 20:41:55 11/24/03 Mon
I have updated the website to include a new Tyler Durden story column, and a match report from the Egerton game from the said same hack.

Anyone else going to do something?

Looks like it's all on me, you and OS Dog, Tyler?
Subject: Unlucky Yesterday


Author:
Tyler Durden
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Date Posted: 14:01:37 11/24/03 Mon
Losing 3-1 to Dee Miller was a disappointment, yes, but wasn't the end of the world. We played well and you could argue that all three of their goals were scored against the run of play. Their third, especially, came at a time when we looked much more likely to get the equaliser. Thing to take from it was a good performance and a high level of commitment from the players. A few more breaks and we could have got an unexpected draw.

Play like that against most teams in our league and we would get at least a point. And that's the key. We need to play like that every week - no point just playing like that against the good teams like Dee Miller, who will probably be promoted come April/May. Play that well against teams like Werburghs, Corner Pin, Bache - teams who are pretty much the same standard as we are and are fighting for mid table positions. We did against the Black Dog and got a good result.

If we could only score more goals we'd have more points. We create opportunities but have yet to click goal wise. At the other end we have not done bad, limiting Dee Miller and VX Dynamoes to 3 goals - the only slip up being away at MBNA.

The difference between dreams and achievement is measured only be desire.
Subject: highfield fc


Author:
tizza
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Date Posted: 17:37:18 11/16/03 Sun
highfield 14 -- upton yc 0, believe it or not even BAGBY scored.
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Subject: Gag


Author:
NWAS
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Date Posted: 22:58:44 11/15/03 Sat
Paul McCartney has been Christmas shopping
in London. He bought Heather a new artificial
leg, which he had wrapped, before taking it
home and hiding it in a cupboard.

However, Heather discovered the present only
a couple of days later and unwrapped it.
She liked the new leg, but was worried she'd
spoiled the surprise of her Christmas present.

"Relax", said Paul, "that was just your
stocking filler
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  • Re: Gag -- The Butler, 09:53:01 11/17/03 Mon
Subject: Day out Saturday?


Author:
NWAS
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Date Posted: 20:29:28 11/16/03 Sun
County Officers. 2pm. Saturday.

Upton YC Res. vs. Bank of Scotland

Referee - Dave Melson

If anyone fancies seeing the poacher turned gamekeeper give me a ring.
Subject: Egerton 2 - 2 ISA


Author:
NWAS
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Date Posted: 20:10:49 11/16/03 Sun
Good battling comeback today lads. Everyone battled well, but thought Painter was outstanding. Good goal from Bryan as well. not going to be hearing about that much are we?

Well done lads. Pleasure to watch. We never deserved to be 2 down in the first place
Subject: Suffered today


Author:
NWAS
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Date Posted: 21:38:01 11/09/03 Sun
Started like a house on fire, then a soft goal and the heads go down again.

Thought we were the better side in the second half, and for me Oly, Ditch and Painter shone. Thought Brighty did well when he came on, and Nev was a handful.

Never mind. Pick your britches up and battle on next week for the away tie. They are a VERY beatable side.
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Subject: Website update


Author:
NWAS
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Date Posted: 21:35:02 11/09/03 Sun
The website was updated earlier this week. Any help with articles and somesuch stuff would all help.
Subject: Egerton


Author:
mellor
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Date Posted: 15:10:23 11/07/03 Fri
seen it Egerton sunday
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Subject: any game?


Author:
mellor
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Date Posted: 15:05:18 11/07/03 Fri
Any game this sunday Mark ? Nothink in the papers
Subject: Mellor


Author:
First games
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Date Posted: 23:40:36 11/06/03 Thu
Got my first game as a ref kydds atc this saturday and i'm shiting it ! it must be off side pen ref open your eyes keep up with play ref bla bla what have i let my self in for?....fook it red card bye .
Subject: Neil's stag weekend


Author:
NWAS
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Date Posted: 20:49:21 11/03/03 Mon
Neil's stag weekend is going to be a right Royal piss up...

The Epsom Derby, the creme de la creme of flat racing, dolled up, staying in a London hotel. Train down etc. Anyone fancying it send me an email and I will send you the details when they are finalised.

Keep happy folks
Subject: Quick jokes


Author:
Mellor
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Date Posted: 18:45:03 11/02/03 Sun
what is a tchitsu ? answer a zoo with no animals in it! joke 2 .if a player lands on a football pitch via a parachute what would the ref book him for? decent!
Subject: Fu@kin B@$t&rd$


Author:
Coleman's Gob
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Date Posted: 19:24:59 10/26/03 Sun
Kick-off.
Di@khead
Fu@k you you cheatin bit@h &rse m*th£r fu@kin yellow card waving @unt.
Tw@t. Sh!t. Bo!!o@ks.
Direct / indirect make ya fu@kin to piece son of a bit@h mind up.
Fu@k you.
final whistle.
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Subject: Fixtures


Author:
NWAS
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Date Posted: 12:57:29 10/30/03 Thu
Having a slight web site update type problem at the mo, so here are the Nov fixtures, not that it matters much to me :-(

2nd Nov - St Werburghs PC away (meet Hoole Pk at 10.30)

9th Nov - Egerton Arms home (meet Imps at 10am)

16th Nov - Egerton Arms away (meet Wessy Park at 10.30)

23rd Nov - Dee Miller Ath away (meet Hoole Pk at 10.30)

30th Nov - Custom House home (meet Imps at 10am)

<b>It is really important that those not able to play in ANY of the above games call or text Ditch on 07940042979 or me on 07709107624 as soon as you know, due to lack of fit or available players</b>

Renns - is it possible for you to print and photocopy 15 of these messages for the lads on Sunday? My printer is goosed and I don't have unmetered access at work? Ta mate.
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Subject: The New Sunday


Author:
Oochie Minger
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Date Posted: 12:16:46 10/28/03 Tue
Another good performance last night led to our second win of the monday night season. A much improved all round performance when compared to our early efforts. Coleman could not be left to blame for their first (yeah right!) but after that everyone got involved and we actually looked good. A well dodgy deflection was claimed by Renny, A calm finish from the young JP and a magnificent header from the sunday gaffer left us in control of our own destiny. Nice to win, nuff said.
And NO he can't sign on Sundays!
Keepin it real twice a week
Oochie xx
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Subject: New website address


Author:
NWAS
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Date Posted: 13:01:37 10/30/03 Thu
Thanks to Mr Wellings working wonders, the new address for the ISA website is

www.chestercityisafc.co.uk

Quality eh? And for those who like to gamble, or spend money at Amazon, there is also soon going to be a way for you to contribute to the Club. Details to follow. Good work you Old Skool Dog.
Subject: pes 3


Author:
muzmacol
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Date Posted: 18:22:59 10/23/03 Thu
i believe a tournament sponsered by STEINHAUSER is in the offing, some of us are from the old school ISS PRO/EVO 2/3
ANY NEWS.
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Subject: pes 3


Author:
muzmacol
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Date Posted: 18:21:20 10/23/03 Thu
i believe a tournament sponsered by STEINHAUSER is in the offing, some of us are from the old school ISS PRO/EVO 2/3
ANY NEWS.
Subject: Gamers News


Author:
GameZone
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Date Posted: 09:21:03 10/23/03 Thu
Pro Evolution Soccer 3 will be released on the PC in December.
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Subject: A day in the life of


Author:
muzmacol
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Date Posted: 19:27:10 10/22/03 Wed
date: 21/10/03
time: 11.37am

It was time for lunch after slogging our guts out for nearly an hour an 1/4, after forking out for a over sized sarnie (chinese pork £1.50)at the subsidised canteen, hard choices had to be made the george and dragon or the subsidised union bar, with two hours of reflective study and next lecture nearly one hour long, it was decided that the only proper course was to thank the tax payer for the reduced prices on stella and carling (£1.40) they have so generously bestowed on us,
time 2.48pm five pints later at home slurring at the mother in law and picking fights with a two year old.
The point really, is this i dont want all you tax paying suckers worrying about your hard earned money going to waste, it's not, so CHEERS EASY
SEE YA SUNDAY
Subject: Sunday


Author:
NWAS
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Date Posted: 19:14:32 10/20/03 Mon
Much impoved performance. Some really impressive individuals, the two Manns, Wellings, Painter and Alman all showing well. Renns and Marc E. both ran their hearts out for the cause.

If we'd have scored first, we would have went on to win. I shot over in the first half, then Nev Mann hit the bar after the restart. They then score an offside goal and we collapse for 10 mins conceding a second.

From then on we were the only team in it. Marc and Renns both had chances. Thought that Jose looked decent when he came on as well. As for that tackle on Renns, that was fucking awful, and if the ref had seen it properly he would surely have sent him off? As it was the lad stayed on to receive some pretty awful punishment ;)

Looking forward to a Sunday in Tattenhall! See you all soon...
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Subject: sunday cup


Author:
tizza
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Date Posted: 15:42:21 10/12/03 Sun
waverton 5 highfield 4. despite my 30y scud-like goal could not save us fromm this embarrasing defeat.
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Subject: The pain


Author:
Mellor
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Date Posted: 15:03:58 10/10/03 Fri
i'm still walking like a fucking chip after sundays game .Got a gate on me now like tiz with out the lard !.
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Subject: Is Monday the new Sunday?


Author:
Oochie Minger
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Date Posted: 20:49:06 10/07/03 Tue
Big up respect to the Egerton massive
You know who you are
Shit for 3 weeks on the trot, maccca turns up and we pull a win out of david blanes magic hat. No room for a rabbit in here son..... we've got a dream to get on with
Proper Bo
Subject: Today 0-7 (seven)


Author:
NWAS
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Date Posted: 15:37:58 10/05/03 Sun
Better best forgotten. Dust yourselves down, cheer yourselves up, and look forward to next week. We really do need to start playing with a smile on our faces you know. (Mr. Pot say hello to Mr. Kettle.... I know!)

See you all at the Imps next Sunday lads.
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Subject: Joke


Author:
NWAS
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Date Posted: 08:37:29 10/05/03 Sun
After todays match between Liverpool and Arsenal, in the post match interview Gerard Houllier said "For the rest of the season I would like to pick up a few wins,maybe have a good run in the cups, and play attractive football".

Arsene Wenger meanwhile,said "I would like to win all our remaining matches, to win the domestic treble,the Champions league and also to improve our disciplinary record."

Mr.Houllier replied "that's a bit far fetched isn't it, Arsene".

To which Wenger said "well you started it."
Subject: hmmmm....


Author:
jonny grassbox
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Date Posted: 20:46:40 10/02/03 Thu
carlton cole
lua lua
jenas
bellamy
aaron hughes
dyer

naughty naughty, veeeeeeeeeerryy naughty
Subject: A BIT MORE GRIT TODAY


Author:
ALAN HANSON
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Date Posted: 17:57:28 09/28/03 Sun
THERE WAS MORE GRIT FROM THE PLAYERS TODAY AND AT TIMES A BIT UNLUCKY MORE SO IN THE FIRST 45 THE ONLY THING THAT WAS MISSED WAS SOME REAL QUALITY PUT THEM BOTH TOGETHER AND YOU SHOULD START TO WIN A FEW GAMES STEVE M.O.M NWAS HAD A GOOD GAME ALSO.
Subject: Great films


Author:
NWAS
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Date Posted: 16:11:57 09/24/03 Wed
Whilst on the subject of great films, I have had the honour of watching the Michael Moore film "Bowling for Columbine" last night. One of the best films I EVER saw. Amazing stuff. Go get it as soon as you can.
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Subject: Another reason to be cheerful...


Author:
Tyler Durden
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Date Posted: 14:36:19 09/23/03 Tue
I always find watching Full Metal jacket entertaining. Here's a few of Gunnery Sergeant Hartmans best lines to lighten the mood:


"Are you quitting on me?! Well, are you?! Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! Now! Move it! I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo!"

"God has a hard on for Marines, because we kill everything we see. He plays His games, we play ours. To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls. God was here before the marine corps, so you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the corps!"

"There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here, you are all equally worthless."

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: "How tall are you, private?"
Private Cowboy: "Sir, five-foot-nine, sir!"
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: "Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high."

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: "Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit, tinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh?! The fairy fucking godmother said it! Out-fucking-standing! I will PT you all until you fucking die! I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk."
[grabs private Cowboy]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: "Was it you, you scroungy little fuck, huh?"
Private Cowboy: "Sir No Sir!"
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: "You little piece of shit you look like a fucking worm, I bet it was you!"

"Jesus Christ Pyle, don't try too hard. If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there, wouldn't he?"

"I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around! I'll be watching you!"

"Private Pyle, I'm gonna give you three seconds, exactly three fuckin' seconds, to wipe that stupid lookin' grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fuck you!"

"Bullshit! It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress"

"Pyle, you had best unfuck yourself and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely fuck you up"

"Pyle, you climb obstacles like old people fuck!"

"You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary J. Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over!"

"Hell I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister."

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: "Private Joker, do you believe in the Virgin Mary?"
Private Joker: "Sir, no sir!"
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: "Well Private Joker, I don't believe I heard you correctly!"
Private Joker: "Sir, the private said "no sir," sir!"
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: "Why you little maggot, you make me want to vomit!"
[Slaps Joker]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: "You goddamned communist heathen, you had best sound off that you love the Virgin Mary, or I'm gonna stomp your guts out!"

"Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?"

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: "Did your parents have any children that lived?"
Private Gomer Pyle: "Sir, Yes Sir!"
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: "I'll bet they regret that. Your so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!"

"Bullshit! Sound off like ya got a pair"

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: "What's your name fat-body?!?"
Private Gomer Pyle: "Sir, Leonard Lawrence, Sir!"
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: ""Lawrence"?!? Lawrence what of Arabia?!?"
Private Gomer Pyle: "Sir, No, Sir!"
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: "That name sounds like royalty are you royalty?!?"
Private Gomer Pyle: "Sir, No, Sir!"
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: "Do you suck dicks?!?"
Private Gomer Pyle: "Sir, No, Sir!"
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: "Bullshit! I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose! I don't like the name Lawrence, only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence! From now on you're Gomer Pyle!"
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Subject: time to calm down!


Author:
muzmacol
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Date Posted: 19:06:07 09/24/03 Wed
Alright so a few of you have vented your frustrations;good get over it! it was just a wank day at the ofice;no one played well,even those close to MOM were ordinary. But just look about there are some good footballers in this side and we played well more often than not even in defeat! heads up take it out on those tossers at MBNA (no offence to those we no who work there.
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Subject: Great Night at the Edge


Author:
Sid Waddel
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Date Posted: 10:29:37 09/24/03 Wed
"Rens you require 108" - the rest is history


well done mate
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Subject: Here we go again


Author:
Oochie Minger
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Date Posted: 19:58:14 09/22/03 Mon
I know that i'm the one who is sometimes a little too optimistic but we really should have done better. The thing that bothers me most is that we have worked so hard for the past several weeks and to throw it all away is a crime. I really was starting to believe that we, as a team, we beginning to get somewhere, but after sundays poor display, i'm left unsure.

Our strongest attribute was our ability to work AS A TEAM, and to help each other but there wasn't even a glipse of that on sunday.

We must ALL learn that as individuals we cannot win anything, its not a game of tennis singles but a 22 man fight with a size 5 thrown in for good measure. We must get back to supporting each other, watching each others backs!

The link up play that we've been observing in previous games was absent on sunday, we were resorting back to long ball tactics, and if we only take one thing from last season it must be that the long ball does not suit us and allow to get the best out of our team.

I know it sounds like i'm having a go, but i'm not, honestly! It's just that it hurts because i know that WE CAN BE FAR BETTER! macca had it right at half time "work hard for 90 minutes - feel great all week, do fuck all or half hearted for 90 minutes - feel shit all week"

It's as easy as that. WE ARE BETTER, I KNOW IT - YOU KNOW IT. This is usually the point where managers might say "forget it - its gone" but fuck that i say "remember it! remember how shit it feels, when you get home in a bad mood thinking about what could have been, remember the oppositions faces - smiling at their easy 3 points" Its not about winning its about playing well, look at the social last week, we lost but we left with our heads held high and feeling good.

This is not just 'the dream' ITS OUR FUCKING DREAM, all of ours all 15 of us, so everyone have a good think between now and sunday and get there in the frame of mind to DO OUR FUCKING BEST NOMATTER WHAT, NOT JUST FOR YOUSELVES BUT FOR EVERY FUCKER ON THE PITCH!

Last week we all gave 50%, so by my calculations we all owe the team a 150% effort this week.

At the end of the day 'I know it - you know it - so let's get together and fucking do it!'

Big up Sunday

Oochie

P.S. If anyone finds offence, i'm sorry, but it had to be said. Thanks.
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Subject: Reasons to be cheerful Part 2


Author:
NWAS
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Date Posted: 09:52:40 09/23/03 Tue
A picture of two ladies kissing always cheers me up. This ones for Alan Hanson!

<img src="http://www.beauty-babes.com/freegalleries/loc1909/thumbs/pic01.jpg">
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Subject: team highfield (sat)


Author:
tizza
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Date Posted: 18:22:19 09/23/03 Tue
hife 3 nomads 4
hife 7 barrow res 1
hife 3 upton b 3
hife 3 wagon 4
hife 4 frodsham res 2
not bad so far, good luck isa boys
Subject: Can you hear me in the Bleachers


Author:
ESPN Zone
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Date Posted: 12:06:15 09/23/03 Tue
It's getting more like a baseball fixture list than a Sunday league one. We now have a home and home series against the Lions and the Bankers.
Subject: C'mon you red arsed git


Author:
Babooshka
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Date Posted: 09:39:40 09/23/03 Tue
Still no posts? Arms too long to reach the keyboard, or are you scranning Banana Angel Delight (with skimmed milk natchrilly)
Subject: Reasons to be cheerful


Author:
NWAS
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Date Posted: 09:37:50 09/23/03 Tue
Q: What goes "ooooooo"?
A: A cow with no lips

Dont even tell me you didn't grin...
Subject: Web Site Major Overhaul


Author:
NWAS
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Date Posted: 19:05:42 09/22/03 Mon
I have added some more of Tylers reports to the website, and I have completely overhauled the picture section. Well worth a gander.
Subject: CRAP TODAY


Author:
ALAN HANSON
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Date Posted: 22:07:36 09/21/03 Sun
THOUGHT WE WAS VERY POOR TODAY LADS.....FELT SORRY SCOTTY RUNNING IS FECKING TRIPE OUT MY M.O.M TODAY .BRING ON THE M.B.N.A NEXTED WEEK!
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Subject: A good gag


Author:
NWAS
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Date Posted: 21:51:35 09/19/03 Fri
A man goes to see an optician.
The doctor says, "You have to stop masturbating."
The man says, "Why? Am I going blind?"
"No," replies the doctor, "You're upsetting
the other patients in the waiting room."
Subject: Check ya bad selves!


Author:
Oochie Minger
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Date Posted: 11:03:26 09/19/03 Fri
And the winner of this weeks Catchphrase Competition is:

"If your not interested - FUCK OFF!" (NWAS, 14/09/03)

(say what you see Roy, say what you see)

Congratulations you win a chance to 'do it all again' this Sunday.
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Subject: Check ya bad selves!


Author:
Oochie Minger
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Date Posted: 10:50:35 09/19/03 Fri
Chester City ISA FC

"Takin' it from the streets to the field" (Oochie, 2003)

"If your not interested - FUCK OFF!" (NWAS, 14/09/03)
Subject: Well done ISA Archers


Author:
Mill
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Date Posted: 09:12:13 09/17/03 Wed
Some good darts by both Kev Thomas and Rens helped the Egerton to a 6-3 away win at the Commercial Hotel last night, in what can only be described as the most unusal venue I've ever played darts in.

NWAS very unlucky, and I do share his theory that the fan blowing straight down the oche was affecting the flight of the darts.

All in all a great night and a great effort by all, and lets end the season next week with a win against the Highfield at home... we owe them one
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Subject: Another update...


Author:
NWAS
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Date Posted: 20:09:05 09/17/03 Wed
Good God Tyler lad, give me a rest!

Match report for the Black Dog game online now...
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Subject: Ode to Oochie the finisher.


Author:
Poet Lauderette
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Date Posted: 20:14:57 09/17/03 Wed
Oh the Deva were singing,
They said that Oochie was minging.
Til NWAS put him thro',
And Alman too,
And he slotted past the keeper with unnervingly accurate aplomb.

Doesn't rhyme. Doesn't 'scan'. But it's real. It's street. It's got two hands on the wheel. And the world at it's feet.

The Dream. Proper on.
Subject: Red Arsed Mammals


Author:
Mary
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Date Posted: 20:11:14 09/17/03 Wed
Pick my bugs you long armed monkey right turn clyde almond slices
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