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LIVING THE DREAM

Losing the toss and missing doubles since 1998

A message board of distinction for the Egerton Arms Darts Club B-Troop and Chester City ISA FC

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Subject: sunday footy


Author:
tizza
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Date Posted: 18:11:28 12/08/02 Sun
THE PIPER 1--- THE HIGHFIELD 6
Dave cooper 4
Dave bergen 1
Stu riley 1
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Subject: Histrionics


Author:
Xander Cage
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Date Posted: 10:16:50 12/03/02 Tue
Just thought i might point out a few little facts for all the ignorant Tyler Durdens out there..

Diego Forlan - 5 goals this season

El Hadji "oh fuck, a blade of grass just touched my leg, the pain is tremendous, its moving up my spine towards my head - BRAION TUMOUR, theres a player coming towards me, ill blame him, ill time my fall to coincide with a collision, he's 8 feet away, that should do, im on the deck, the grass hurts" Diouf - 3 goals this season

Diego Forlan - cost 7 million


El Hadji "oh fuck, a blade of grass just touched my leg, the pain is tremendous, its moving up my spine towards my head - BRAION TUMOUR, theres a player coming towards me, ill blame him, ill time my fall to coincide with a collision, he's 8 feet away, that should do, im on the deck, the grass hurts" Diouf - cost 10 million

Oh dear..

ps, what the fuck is that on his head, tippex?
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Subject: Christmas 2002


Author:
Angie
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Date Posted: 13:59:40 12/08/02 Sun
Thanks lads for helping make the night a 'night to remember'. I've seen the video, and I have the photo's.
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Subject: Red Shite!


Author:
MELLOR
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Date Posted: 20:17:22 12/07/02 Sat
THAT'S IT MILL I FOOKING HATE LIVERPOOL FC.
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Subject: Christmas 2002


Author:
Angie
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Date Posted: 13:58:12 12/08/02 Sun
Thans lads for helping make the night a 'night to remember'. I've seen the video, and I have the photo's.
Subject: game on sunday


Author:
baggio
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Date Posted: 17:32:29 11/28/02 Thu
macca if no game send me a text ok mate.
just in case i don't get on line before then
cheers.
do the boot boys c'mon
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Subject: Ooochie the pyschic


Author:
Xander Cage
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Date Posted: 11:24:08 12/02/02 Mon
Hey Ooochie! Hows it going?

I was just reading your prediction for the game, it was nearly right. Well done. Ever thought about a career as a pundit?

HARDCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Subject: Game off Sunday


Author:
NWAS
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Date Posted: 20:49:09 12/05/02 Thu
We were due to play Red Lion Frodsham at home on Sunday, but the Imps has been called off as flooded.

Next week we have a game as well but I have left the fixtures at work! I will post them tomorrow night before going to the do.

See you all there.
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Subject: any game this week?


Author:
mellor
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Date Posted: 20:06:51 12/05/02 Thu
not had the free paper this week was wondering if you had any new fixtures yet mark.
Subject: Do you know Tyler Durden?


Author:
Xander Cage
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Date Posted: 09:57:02 11/22/02 Fri
Has anyone seen Tyler?

Does he even have a computer these days?
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Subject: Look Who’s Talking


Author:
Xander Cage
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Date Posted: 10:25:26 12/03/02 Tue
“I know people think this is a difficult time for me, but I feel good… I don't deny that it is a big responsibility to be a goalkeeper, but there are some days when you feel good but are just unlucky in everything you do. You have to overcome this. I hope it's finished now.”

Brave words from Jerzy Dudek’s column on icons.com just seven days ago. No, ‘it’ isn’t finished, Jerzy. But you probably are.
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Subject: The truth


Author:
Xander Cage
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Date Posted: 11:21:39 12/02/02 Mon
"Jerzy Dudek - best goalkeeper in the premiership"

quote courtesy of Mr. Graeme Reynolds, part time legal aid something-or-other and part time footballer.
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Subject: sunday footy


Author:
tizza
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Date Posted: 17:12:18 12/01/02 Sun
THE HIGHFIELD 3 - DEVA SOCIAL 1
RYNE RODDY 2
PAUL WOODWORTH 1 (PEN)
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Subject: Websites


Author:
Rob
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Date Posted: 21:12:30 12/02/02 Mon
Two websites that are absolutely worth a visit;

www.burtie.net - for all yer Pheonix Nights needs (whoa whoa whoa whoa, sweet chld of mine)
and
www.rathergood.com and go to the angry kittens playing the Vines. Its a Flash page and is a bit jerky the first time, but watch it a second time and it is genius.

Cheers
Subject: What happened at southport was there any trouble


Author:
archi gemmil
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Date Posted: 13:13:54 12/02/02 Mon
was there anyone who went to the game and saw any trouble
did any hit anyone and police helicopters
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Subject: Xmas Do


Author:
NWAS
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Date Posted: 19:55:09 11/28/02 Thu
Those of you on the text message circuit will already know, but for those who are not...

The ISA are having a Xmas Do on the 6th December (next Friday night) at the Deva. Tickets are £4 and include Disco, Karaoke and Buffet. Tidy piss up, late bar and a good old team building exercise.

The night is in aid of the ISA, the Chester Ladies FC and The ISA FC, so it will make us a couple of bob to hopefully buy a new match ball. About 12 of the lads have bought tickets, so a good night seems to be in the offing.

I will have the tickets on Sunday, be it at training or at the Roodee. Bring your £4's.

Any suggestions over what songs any of the lads could do at the karaoke? Steve Painter could do anything by the Flying Pickets? Answers under!
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Subject: Polish Hero


Author:
Xander Cage
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Date Posted: 10:56:00 12/02/02 Mon
Jerzy Dudek - wanker to many, hero to all.
Subject: Southport 1 - 3 Chester


Author:
NWAS
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Date Posted: 23:15:11 11/30/02 Sat
1400 Blues (30 in the home end!), pitch invasions, sending offs, police helicopters, that one will go down in history.

And it hasn't half wound up them lot. Have a look at <a rel=nofollow target=_blank href="http://www.confguide.com/portchat.mpl">http://www.confguide.com/portchat.mpl</a> and look for the message by Marc Almond (infamous Southport arse bandit). Hehehehehehe!
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Subject: ARE WE PLAYING SUNDAY?


Author:
MELLOR
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Date Posted: 20:01:02 11/30/02 Sat
IS THE GAME OFF ON KICK OFF TIME ANY NEWS AT ALL WILL DO TA.
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Subject: sunday footy


Author:
tizza
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Date Posted: 16:56:06 11/27/02 Wed
no we were not short and no i did`nt get a game, seems like my tactical awareness, veron like passing, owen like pace, hangs in the air like big cyril regis, bartiz like keeping is not needed anymore at the ripe age of 39. surly if i lose this extra half-stone of brawn i can outlast (roll that fag as thin as i can mellor).
p.s nearly forgot and top-shagger
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Subject: Big game Sunday


Author:
Oochie Minger
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Date Posted: 11:37:29 11/26/02 Tue
Liverpool 2 Man U 1

Have it Xander
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Subject: Sundays game


Author:
NWAS
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Date Posted: 20:13:55 11/26/02 Tue
In the unlikely event of the game being on, I will phone the bloke from Team Boot tomorrow and ask him the question. They are at home, so it is up to them whether they want to ask the question.

I can't believe some of you think the big game of the weekend is on Sunday. It is at Haig Avenue on Saturday when the Mighty Blues take on the Sunshine Coach brigade. CUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNN YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW BBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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Subject: Rag week.


Author:
Burnsy
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Date Posted: 18:38:17 11/27/02 Wed
A woman took a used tampon to the antiques roadshow. She said to the dealer :come on then clever fucker: what period is this from? ha ha
Subject: Oooooooooochie


Author:
Xander Cage
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Date Posted: 08:40:20 11/27/02 Wed
American intelligence informs me that, Mr O Minger was seen pumping his iron into other men, in various states across the US East Coast in 2001 ans 2002.

Oochie, can this be true. Are all the Ms. Wilde stories a cleverly designed veil, placed to hide your true inclinations.

Xander Cage, over and out.
Subject: A Fond Farewell


Author:
El Capitano
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Date Posted: 00:28:41 11/27/02 Wed
A night of tension and a comeback bigger than Mario Lemieux's or Michael Jordan's was witnessed by all in the Last ever game to be played at The Eight Rights.

By 9.15 it was looking like our lads would be going home with nothing except a third defeat of the Season, as Big Cock Pete, Rofty and Tall Paul all squandered leads and ended up on the losing side. 3-0 and it was time for the Rights to bring on the big guns. Captain Lee Miller kept his 100% record for the season going with a much needed win over his opponent - Miller not as flash as last week, but still found time to hit a 125 and a 100 as he gave the Rights a small lifeline to cling onto. Steve Mcgeough was up next and threw what was an awful leg by his standards but managed to stumble across the winning line for 3-2.
Young Daz Hawkeswood made it 3-3 and old spirit was restored.
Leo Burns looked to be cruising towards making it 4-3 to the boys, but then pressed the self destruct button to let the opposition come from over 200 pts behind and take the final singles game of the night leaving the rights 4-3 down with two to play.

And so onto the Doubles, and with the United game over Neil Howell was now ready and roaring to play. Neil along with doubles partner Lee Miller demolished the opposition to leave it all down to the final leg. Goughy and rofty were sent up in a leg that was tighter than a wet t-shirt.
but with the rights left on 74 goughy stepped up and with 3 darts hit the winning checkout to send the place into carnage - Fans and players alike dancing on the Oche, and some twat even got carried away and pinched Burnsy's darts as a souvenir from a famous victory on the last night of Darts ever at the Eight Rights.
Subject: EARLY KICK OFF PLEASE.


Author:
MELLOR
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Date Posted: 23:40:25 11/25/02 Mon
MARK I HAVE NOTICED IT'S LIVERPOOL MAN UTD ON SKY SUNDAY KICK OFF 12-15PM IF OUR GAME IS ON WHATS THE CHANCE OF US GETTING A 10 AM KICK OFF IF TEAM BOOT REF AND LEAGUE WILL HAVE IT?. ITS BEEN DONE BEFORE GIVES US TIME TO GET TO THE PUB HOME WHAT EVER ANY WAY WORTH A GO I THINK! LEAVE WITH YOU CHEERS.
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Subject: sunday football


Author:
tizza
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Date Posted: 17:30:26 11/24/02 Sun
The mail 4 -- The highfield 4. highfield were 3-nil down after half-hour came back to be winning 4-3 only for the mail to level late on,
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Subject: c'om on


Author:
baggio
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Date Posted: 17:52:01 11/23/02 Sat
david moyes blue and white army
hav'it !!!!!
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Subject: Sunday


Author:
The Chief in Command of The Peoples Republic of Blacon
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Date Posted: 21:02:55 11/22/02 Fri
Saw a comrade marking the pitch out earlier today, ready for the visit of the Stena Stairlift Hairy Cornflake and his hordes of unwashed 'footballers'.

Not heard from the Mickey Quinn-alike yet as to whether the Council have called it off so will see you there...

Anyone else going to Neil Howell's housewarming on Sat night? I believe there will be some sore heeds in the ISA changing room on Sunday?!
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Subject: Bravo le Graham!


Author:
NWAS
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Date Posted: 19:45:15 11/21/02 Thu
A stuttering Ditchfield was replaced at the last minute by the boy Howell, who worked his magic in making sure that U-Tow went home with a van full of gear. A consumate performance from the green fleeced wonder.

Credit where it's due, Plumb Center are shit.
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Subject: Lyric of the week


Author:
Xander Cage
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Date Posted: 08:54:56 11/19/02 Tue
Here's a modern one for you. I've seen it a fair bit lately on tv. If you listen carefully, you may even hear it on the radio....

The selfish. They're all standing in line.
Fathing and hoping to buy themselves time.
He I figure as each breath goes by.
I only own my mind.

The north is to south what the clock is to time.
There's east and there's west and there's everywhere lines.
I know I was born and I know that I'll die.
The in between is mine.
I am mine.

.... fucking genius, i think you'll agree.
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Subject: Another Quality Quote


Author:
Grahams better have our stuff on Thursday
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Date Posted: 13:25:00 11/20/02 Wed
Direct from Leicester via Mr Brighton:

"Rights lose their Cherry in the Orchard"
Subject: Quality quotes


Author:
Xander Cage
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Date Posted: 10:16:13 11/19/02 Tue
I was just looking on a footy website, and i came across the article below, featuring recent quotes from Howard Wilkinson, funny as fuck...

Howard’s Way With Words

While we’re on the subject of Sunderland, well done to Howard Wilkinson for running Keggy Keegle close as Most Quotable Manager Of 2002.

In a whirlwind few weeks we’ve already had “Relegations don’t do anybody any good”, “If you hire people who are smarter than you, maybe you are showing that you are a little bit smarter than them” and the timeless classic "we have good players on paper but paper players win paper cups”.

A pre-match press conference on the Liverpool match, reported on SAFC.com, delivered this insight into the Anfield club’s European exit:

"The dual carriageway that Liverpool were travelling on has now become a single carriageway. The league is the only position from which they can qualify for the Champions League.”

And Wilko’s post-match assessment, as recorded by The Sun, featured these words of praise for two of his revitalised players: “Five weeks ago Jurgen Macho would have struggled to catch a beach ball” and “When I arrived, Tore Andre Flo looked like a baby giraffe who had just popped out on to the veldt.”

Superb.
Subject: Quality quotes


Author:
Xander Cage
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Date Posted: 10:15:03 11/19/02 Tue
Iwas just looking on a footy website, and i came across the article below, featuring recent quotes from Howard Wilkinson, funny as fuck...

Howard’s Way With Words

While we’re on the subject of Sunderland, well done to Howard Wilkinson for running Keggy Keegle close as Most Quotable Manager Of 2002.

In a whirlwind few weeks we’ve already had “Relegations don’t do anybody any good”, “If you hire people who are smarter than you, maybe you are showing that you are a little bit smarter than them” and the timeless classic "we have good players on paper but paper players win paper cups”.

A pre-match press conference on the Liverpool match, reported on SAFC.com, delivered this insight into the Anfield club’s European exit:

"The dual carriageway that Liverpool were travelling on has now become a single carriageway. The league is the only position from which they can qualify for the Champions League.”

And Wilko’s post-match assessment, as recorded by The Sun, featured these words of praise for two of his revitalised players: “Five weeks ago Jurgen Macho would have struggled to catch a beach ball” and “When I arrived, Tore Andre Flo looked like a baby giraffe who had just popped out on to the veldt.”

Superb.
Subject: Pick Me!!!


Author:
Rob Reay
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Date Posted: 15:50:36 11/15/02 Fri
Hi everyone, just wanted to say that i am very much looking forward to fighting for my place in the team and can´t wait to get started bit disappointing about all the bickering but fuck it lets just play some football. Also Miller just so you know Murcia are 4th and can go top on sunday with a win after beating Elche 2-0 the other week come on!!!
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Subject: The Freewheelin' Bobby D and his Masters of War


Author:
NWAS
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Date Posted: 21:45:44 11/15/02 Fri
You gotta make me TRY!

I'm a bit of a fan of his, the one lucky thing is that you picked one of the albums I've got!

Some of my fave lines are "I'm just trying to get to heaven before they close the door" and "Once upon a time you dressed so fine, threw the bums a dime in your prime, didn't you?". Pure. Fcuking. Genius.

The song below was Spirit of '76 by The Alarm. Great lyrics, poignant. Billy Bragg BTW is the best living British poet/lyricist ('Music is todays poetry of the masses' - BB). He wrote such wonderful lines as "I never made the first team, I just made the first team laugh. She'd never come to the phone, she was always in the bath" (The Saturday Boy) and
"Some photographs of a summer's day
A little boy's lifetime away
Is all I've left of everything we've done
Like a pale moon in a sunny sky
Death gazes down as I pass by
To remind me that I'm but my father's son" (Tank Park Salute)

This weeks teaser is easy,
"Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans..."
Who and what song.
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  • Easy.... -- Tyler Durden, 08:27:54 11/18/02 Mon
Subject: sundays game


Author:
mickey .H
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Date Posted: 20:32:21 11/15/02 Fri
does anybody know if the match is on or have the council called all the pitches off again.
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Subject: Sundays game


Author:
NWAS
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Date Posted: 21:29:40 11/15/02 Fri
Had a phone call this morning from Dee Rangers, and they have moved the game to County Officers Club in Upton. Meet on the Club side (where the bars are) at 10.30.

See you all then.
Subject: An Old But Excellent Joke


Author:
Rob
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Date Posted: 11:34:18 11/15/02 Fri
A postman was retiring after 30 years as a postie. He had done an interview for the local paper, received a clock from the Mayor and on his last day as he was doing his rounds he was given loads of cards and presents by the people he had delivered letter to throughout the years.

Nearing the end of his round as he was bending down to post a letter, the door opened to reveal a scantily clad woman smiling at him.

"Come inside" says the woman. "I've got something for you."

The woman led him upstairs and gave him the most amazing, athletic shagging he had ever had. As he was lying knackered on the bed the woman got up and said. "Give me ten minutes and I will cook you some breakfast." So the postie lay there with a huge grin for ten minutes as the smell of bacon wafted upstairs.

After ten minutes, he wandered downstairs to see that the woman had prepared a huge fry up for him. He sat down and tucked in. Just as he was finishing it the woman walked over and put a pound coin next to his plate. "That's for you as well" she said.

"I'm a bit confused" said the postie. "I don't want to sound ungrateful - the sex was fantastic and this breakfast is just what I needed, but I can't get my head around why you are doing this - I mean we can only have spoken about ten words in all the time I have delivered here."

"I know" said the woman, "but I saw the article in the paper and I wanted to do something special for you. I asked my husband what we should do and he said to fuck you and give you a pound. The breakfast was my idea."


Christ I'm bored.

Hoole Park will definately take a stud on Sunday....Waterskis might be more use...
Subject: Lyric Duel


Author:
NWAS
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Date Posted: 23:31:50 11/13/02 Wed
Try these ones on for size Green Day

"And Pete has seen his dreams come true
But that don't make him no hero
He's just one of the lucky few
If a man can't change the world these days
I still believe a man can change his own destiny
But the price is high that has got to be paid
For everyone who survives there are many who fail
I've seen my friends caught out in that crossfire
All their dreams and hopes smashed on the funeral pyre
I will never give in until the day I die
Get myself some independence
Carve out a future with my two bare hands"

Proper lyrics from a proper song (with meanings and stuff).
Knew the Live one because my mate Clive has a wee thing for them. Not a bad band. Mine was a top 20 hit, so I'm not being too obscure (unlike yours, number 23 in the Latvian indie charts or somesuch?)

"Cashback"
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Subject: Amsterdam and beyond...


Author:
Tyler Durden
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Date Posted: 12:41:48 11/05/02 Tue
Just a quick recap:

You probably won't be too surprised to hear that we didn't spend a great deal of time admiring the various sites around the city. We spent the majority of Saturday morning trying to obtain Ajax tickets and then watched Man U on foreign TV. Sunday was spend getting to the Amsterdam Arena to watch said football [3-0 to Ajax - crap match though really]. All three evenings were spent drinking, smoking, eating and naturally walking up and down the red light district eyeing up the whores. For those who haven't been, it is truly unbelievable.

Pleased that the team won. I reckon there will defo be competition for places next week. I think we're all hoping we'll get beack in. Couple of questions: What's happened to the likes of Stevie Mann, John Hocking, Brighty etc??? I know we missed yesterday's games but they haven't turned up for ages. Also, how did we only manage to get 11 players? What happened to the 25 we have signed on???

Good to see that some of Marc's monday night form has transferred to Sunday.

Liverpool still top as well, what a weekend.
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Subject: It's oh so quiet


Author:
Xander Cage
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Date Posted: 11:38:30 11/14/02 Thu
What's happened to Tyler?

Is he dead?

Heaven forbid, is he doing some work?
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Subject: Peter Kay


Author:
Tyler Durden
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Date Posted: 13:21:59 10/21/02 Mon
Just spoke to Painter via satellite and he has confirmed he has booked the ISA Peter kay tickets. 14 tickets [i think] for the Liverpool Empire. ...have it!!!

Apparently 1 ticket is spare, so how about it ANON, fancy coming along and revealing your true identity???

With that said, best if you don't come. With your luck you won't get in and then we will have to put up with you incessant moaning.
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Subject: Obscure, more like immense..


Author:
Xander Cage
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Date Posted: 08:59:34 11/14/02 Thu
Giv me time, please, oh godly number 10. I will return with an answer. Hopefully.

In the mean time, i will provide you with some fine, "meaningful", lyrics. I expect you'll know the song, so ill just include some of the best parts to make it slightly more difficult, but they're fantastic all the same....

You stand in your mansion,
While young peoples blood,
Flows out of their bodies and is buried in the mud.

Can i ask you one question?
Is your money that good?
Will it buy you forgiveness?
Do you think that it should?

I think you will find,
When you're death takes it's toll,
All the money you made will never buy back your soul.
Subject: Website updated


Author:
NWAS
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Date Posted: 23:20:08 11/13/02 Wed
The website has been updated tonight with a really funny, and well written match report from the Tattenhall game by Two Ronnies. By God I wish the lad would be more prolific with his keyboard, NOBODY is spared a lashing in this one!

On a more serious note, I would ask you to not make any comments about the ref at Sundays game on the board, as it may prejudice any appeal that we may lodge. Thanks.
Subject: Wet Christmas


Author:
Rubber Up!
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Date Posted: 23:30:05 11/12/02 Tue
"My girlfriends 33. I'm 47. She's 14 years younger than me.
Back of the net!"
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Subject: Sick comedy


Author:
Xander Cage
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Date Posted: 11:21:23 10/28/02 Mon
Did anybody see Temptation Island last nite? One of the funniest things ive ever seen. Some daft twat was watching a video of some lads taking it in turns to drink vodka off his girls tits.

When asked by the host what was in the video, he said "she just spilt some drink on herself, and then cleaned it off".

What a dick, the boy is in denial. It was so funny, he just couldn;t admit to himself that his girlfriend was probably getting fucked sideways by about 5 lads. Quality.
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Subject: Lyric of the week


Author:
Xander Cage
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Date Posted: 10:30:56 11/12/02 Tue
I will also post clues each day, just to help some of the dumbasses along.
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Subject: The Taffia


Author:
NWAS
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Date Posted: 23:22:01 11/12/02 Tue
The Taffia - Making you an offer you can't understand.
Subject: A foot in both camps


Author:
NWAS
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Date Posted: 22:44:18 11/08/02 Fri
As someone with a foot in both the Darts and the Football camps, I would like to echo the sentiments of the postings by Mellor and the Mighty below. To me the atmos at the darts is absolutely superb, nice and chilled, a good giggle and a couple of pints. This might change with the team at the top of the league and pushing for (admittedly well impressive) honours at the end of the season, but I for one hopes it doesn't.

As for the football a couple of well discussed web postings, mixed in with some moaning off the line has caused some strain, but this will now hopefully stop now that the squad has been whittled down to the 14-18 die hards. It's the same with the darts, it's your choice. I don't play in the darts every week, but really enjoy the 'vibe' (maaaaannn....) and turn up for a laugh. The same would be for the footy. I enjoy the crack, whether I am playing or not I would turn up. I appreciate that others don't share my opinion, but nobody is forcing anybody to do anything or be anywhere they don't want to be.

It makes for an interesting life that the XI who turned up last Sunday and won could be added to with another 6 or 7 'regulars' (Renns, Kev, Ste P, Neil, Rob W, Brighty, Mickey, the Earl) which will create selection probs for Braz. Players coming in have more than held their own, Scott Morgans and Simon Lowe were excellent on Sunday, Marc Edwards scored 2, Sarnie played well, etc... and the Gaffer would find it hard to drop any of them. They got their chance, and they took it. Creates a competition for places that can only be good.

On a similar but slightly different tack, the League tables in the Standard made interesting reading, with us in 5th place with games in hand. The Ship look well placed in 2nd behind a Cherry side who have played 3 more games than them, and 2 more than us. Still in the shake up after our slow start, so something to build on. Tattenhall are fourth, and the Bulls Head 3rd, which gives you an idea of how we can play when we fight.

As for playing, when you are playing football, if you make a cock up, like missing a chance, or losing your man off a corner, you usually get the chance to make amends later in the game. In the darts, you get one chance. If you cock it up, you torture yourself for a week until you hope for the chance to make amends the following Tuesday. You stand there in the spotlight, on your own, and you shit yourself. At least on the Imps you have 10 team mates backing you up.

Keep cool football types, support the lads who are playing, and take your chance when it comes. Anyone who doesn't want to wait doesn't have to. As for wrestling? The lad below is right, it is a load of Septic bollocks.
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Subject: Sheer comedy enjoyment


Author:
Xander Cage
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Date Posted: 10:14:00 11/11/02 Mon
I was sitting at home in my luxury LA mansion yesterday, resting after a hard session with Miss Argento, when i decided to flick through the TV channels. What did i come across? A football match, Red Lion vs. Chester City ISA.

Well, a game this big had to be seen, it would have been criminal not to. The game had everything.. end to end action, goals galore, sendings off, a funny little man as a substitute goalie and the funniest comedy moment i've witnessed this year..

Picture the stage, the ISA piling on the pressure while chasing a goal, the number 10 breaking through the middle with a look of determination not seen in these parts before. Then the opposing goalie collects the ball in his arms. Surely the ISA no. 10 is going to stop! SURELY, for if he carries on the goal the goalie will be steamrollored. Well you all know the rest... sheer comedy.
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Subject: Lyric of the week


Author:
Xander Cage
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Date Posted: 10:24:19 11/12/02 Tue
I have decided to make the board more interesting by posting a lyric of the week. Anyone who gets it correct, may have a pound donoted to their booking fund.*

(*legal disclaimer: that is not strictly true, unless i really think you deserve it)

This weeks lyric..

Free love is a world i can linger no long in..

Free love, was just another party for the hippies to ruin.
Subject: Dodgy refs, car problems and a fighting spirit


Author:
Kev T
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Date Posted: 12:09:37 11/11/02 Mon
I can`t believe the Referee booked me for talking to another player, he stated that i was talking to him. I`m sorry but he would have known if i was talking to him i would have took him to one side and told him what i thought.

(I hope he reported his car accident to the police after the game failure to do so is an offence)

Another £7 fine i think we need to sort out a fund raising evening to help especially having to drive from Saltney to Frodsham again, other saltney players had car problems apparently?

Anyway our 2nd half performance/spirit and under extreme pressure from dodgy refereeing was a pleasure to play in more of the same is required now we have shown fighting spirit we MUST continue because the league is ours to be won.

No disrespect to any other player from another team reading this but you know we are the best team in the league a bit like certain premiership teams struggling at the moment but fighting on and it will come right for us.

Kev T
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Subject: a good site


Author:
Kev t
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Date Posted: 12:23:47 11/11/02 Mon
Try looking at the following web site it is quite interesting apparently the CIA and the white house all log onto this site to gather information.

WWW.MPROFACA.CRO.NET
Subject: Sunday football


Author:
The Mighty
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Date Posted: 09:22:18 11/11/02 Mon
Shit game!!!!! it was worth every penny of the entry fee, albeit I paid f**k all. Hopefully we wont get the big fine or points deducted and it did ruin what was a good contest against a good passing team but it is one we'll all remember for years and you can't say that about some games this year. I thought to be honest the spirit in the second half was like old times, a siege mentality formed during a season of tankings 2 years ago and steeled alongside AJ last year. We were back, fighting lost causes, caring about the team again, no squabbling just Sunday brilliance from my point of view. Throughly enjoyable and if we work together so well and actually enjoy it every week, we will be there or there abouts, paedophile referees excepted.
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Subject: DEACON BLUE


Author:
MELLOR
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Date Posted: 20:15:04 11/10/02 Sun
IS ANDY JOHNSON A DEAD RINGER FOR THE LEAD SINGER FROM DEACON BLUE? ON A WAGES DAY.
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Subject: Isn`t it interesting and pointless


Author:
Kev Thomas
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Date Posted: 19:00:09 11/09/02 Sat
The message board seems to be a place to moan recently it should be used to pass messages amoungst the team (footy) or (darts) what ever your preference.

The using of fictional names is quite annoying especially when these arguments (disagreements) are taking place, come on people use your head (unlike me in a match, before i get a reply)

With reference to the three of us being away during the season going on a trip to Amsterdam,when other than during the season can you go abroad and watch a full league match?

Anyway lets cuts out the arguments and keep the slagging off to a minimum and lets transfer the energy from these messages into better team performances on the pitch or board.

If you don`t agree with me i`m sure there will be a reply whether i like what i read remains to be seen but don`t expect me to reply slagging you off i won`t lower myself.

Kev.
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Subject: Michael Moore


Author:
NWAS
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Date Posted: 20:58:06 11/09/02 Sat
Anybody see Michael Moore on Jonathan Ross last night (Friday)? The man is a genius, and deserves as much exposure as he can get. He has a movie/documentary out called 'Bowling for Columbine', and if his TV shows are anything to go by, it will be excellent.

Look up www.michaelmoore.com for more info, or pick up a copy of his Stupid White Men book and take a look. He looks like between Spudgun off Bottom, sounds like Bill Hicks and is very politicised. A bit like Brass Eye, but real. Funny, but VERY fucking frightening. Feed your mind on this genius people.

For an example of his work, take 5 mins to read what links Bic lighters and terrorism? <a rel=nofollow target=_blank href="http://www.michaelmoore.com/books-films/stupidwhitemen/onlinechapters/part01.php">http://www.michaelmoore.com/books-films/stupidwhitemen/onlinechapters/part01.php</a>
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Subject: SHIT-GAME -SHIT REF!


Author:
MELLOR
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Date Posted: 20:09:52 11/10/02 Sun
IN ALL THE YEARS I HAVE PLAYED FOOTBALL WHICH AS YOU ALL KNOW IS A FAIR FEW I HAVE NEVER EVER SEEN A REF LIKE THE ONE WE HAD TODAY TALK ABOUT CRAP!HE HAD THE CHUFFING WHISTLE GLUED TO HIS LIPS AND POP UP YELLOW AND RED CARDS COMING OUT OF HIS TOP POCKET LIKE NO TOMORROW FELT SORRY FOR STEVE PAINTERS DAD GOD THE REF TALKED TO HIM LIKE HE WAS IS DAD!SOME OF THE BOOKINGS WELL I WAS GOB SMACKED.AS FOR THE GAME ITSELF I'VE SEEN US PLAY ALOT BETTER THAN THAT.ALL IN ALL CRAP GAME,CRAP PITCH,CRAP REF.
Subject: Big Sale Now On


Author:
NWAS
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Date Posted: 21:53:43 11/08/02 Fri
Use this link

<a rel=nofollow target=_blank href="http://www.mybargins.com/auctions/cgi-bin/auction.pl?item=8231037397271">http://www.mybargins.com/auctions/cgi-bin/auction.pl?item=8231037397271</a>
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