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Subject: Some gags

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Jimmy Tarbrush

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Date Posted: 20:32:23 01/23/05 Sun

Q: What do you get when you cross a paedo and a pirate?
A: Arrrrrrr Kelly.

Q: What's the difference between Paula Radcliffe and Hitler?
A: At least Hitler tried to finish a race.

In a bid for good publicity, Michael Jackson's legal
team announced that when the singer dies he's agreed
to be melted down by undertakers to make plastic toys.
So, kids can play with him for a change...

Two snowmen are chatting...
First Snowman: "Can you smell carrots?"

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