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Date Posted: 17:21:04 03/03/05 Thu
Gosh, where to start?
Well, the Goalie! Phew, what a hunk. Can't understand a word he says, but every gutteral Yorkshire grunt is the sound of angels singing to me and my mates.
The back four are mingers. End Of. Hocking, Brighton, Lightbeer, all baldies who we dont think can get it up. Kennedy is too young for these MILFS. Except Old Man Wellings. I'd let him rub wintergreen on my groin strain, I dont mind telling ya!
The wingers are OK, but we've heard that they are Welsh. We don't 'do' Welsh. The lad who plays centre mid, Christ, he's got long arms to wrap around a girl. Oly? Ole, more like! Don't do Asian/Mediterranean/Arab lookalikes though.
As for the forwards, the powerhouse who copped a brace on Sunday could cop a brace of us anytime. We hope he's got the meat to match his veg, God, this girls eyes are watering thinking about it! Walnut Whip though we've heard. And the lad who plays on the left? We'd give him something to really Moooooooaaaannnnnnn about! ;-) Easy tiger.
Overall, a piss poor performance in the totty dept, with a few notable exceptions. Bring back Coleman we say, he may be fat and bald, but his line dancing experience, and plumbers ways means he could march up my drainpipe anyday!
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