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Subject: Gags. Continued. Author: NWAS [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 20:52:10 03/15/05 Tue a poet is sat outside a little street cafe when his painter friend passes carrying a suitcase. "going on holiday?" says the poet. the painter replies "no, i'm on a quest. i've been having these dreams about a most wonderful colour but i find it impossible to recreate it on my canvass. It's doing my head in, the most beautiful, iridescent, alive colour i've seen and i can't have it. grrrrrrr." "got to rush, i have a plane to catch" says the painter heading into the Tube. "i hope you find it" says the poet turning back to his drink. six months pass until one day the poet, sat outside the same cafe, spots the painter (looking a lot more relaxed than last time) coming towards him. "you look well", smiles the poet, "did you find your colour?" smiling and slowly shaking his head the painter says "no. i went round the world talking with some of the greatest artists there are, asking their advice but it wasn't until a chance encounter with a dream therapist that the breakthrough came. we spent a weeks going over the problem and in the end he helped me realise that the colour wasn't real. It was just a pigment of my imagination." BOOM FUGGIN BOOM! [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]