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Subject: Bang out of order

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Bobby's combover

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Date Posted: 11:30:31 10/10/05 Mon

I don't know lads, that Sinead O'Connor lookalike who picked the team yesterday lost us the game. He's got more hair follicles than he's got sense. Putting left footed genius Bryan "Humpty Dumpty" Coleman in goal was wrong, especially when one of the 'aaaahhh ey divvy lar' lads is a keeper.

And he dropped the other bald legend, Earl John "The Man with the Golden Gun" Hocking of Upton-cestershire. That man can do things with a football that would make your hair stand on end. If you have got any, maybe that's why he was dropped?

We must be told. The truth will out when Ravi Shankar is back from the homelands.

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