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Subject: Good gag

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Date Posted: 22:56:42 11/13/05 Sun

A bloke goes to the doctors sits down and says to the doc

'I I I I'm s s s sick of of this st sts st stutter d d doc, can you do do anything t t to he he help'

'Let me see says the doctor, could you drop your pants and show me your penis'

'O o ok' says the fella, dropping his keks to reveal a quite gargantuan hampton.

'Thats the problem' says the doc 'recent research has found a direct link between stuttering and huge penises'

'O O O h n no' says the fella 'w w what c c an you d do about th that'

'Well we could take you in for a radical new treatment, a new department has just opened at the local hospiral that deals with penis reductions and enlargements, whaat they take off yours will be used to aid someone less fortunate'

'R r right I'll g g go f for th that' says the fella.

So off the fella goes the appointment is duly made and the operation is a complete success, however a few weeks later he's back at the doctors.

'Look I dont want to sound ungrateful doc, my stutter has completely gone, but the wifes going mad cos I just can't satisfy her in bed any more, is there any chance of reversing the operation'

'N N n no f f fucking ch ch chance m m m mate' says the doc.

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Re: Good gag	a.h.	16:52:34 11/14/05 Mon