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Subject: Scousers and Mancs Author: Oochie Minger [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 15:22:25 06/09/03 Mon A Family of Manchester United supporters head out one Saturday morning in their stolen Ford Escort to do their Christmas shoplifting in Salford. While in JJB Sports the son picks up a Liverpool jersey and says to his pregnant 12 year old sister, "I've decided to become a Liverpool supporter and I would like this for Christmas". His sister, outraged by this, promptly whacks him round the head with her carton of Marlboros and says, "Go talk to Mum." Off goes the little lad with the Liverpool jersey in hand and finds his mother. "Mum?" "Yes son?" "I've decided I'm going to be a Liverpool supporter and I would like his jersey for Christmas". The mother is outraged at this and throws her moccasins and a full can of Stella at him, promptly whacks him around the head and says, "lets go talk to your father". Off they go to the prison during visiting hours with jersey in hand and find Bubba, his father. "Dad?" "Yes son?" "I've decided I'm going to be a Liverpool supporter and I would like this jersey for Christmas". The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son around the head with his fists and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT", and then kicks him from one end of the store to the other and back again for good measure. About half an hour later they're all back in the stolen car and heading towards home. The mother turns to her son and says "Son, I hope you've learned something today?" The son says, "Yes I have." "Good son, what is it?" The son replies, "I've only been a Liverpool supporter for an hour and already I hate you fuckin' Man United pricks !! [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]