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You've probly heard em all but heres the Matthew Kelly gags...

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Date Posted: 20:32:21 01/23/03 Thu

What did the lady say to Matthew Kelly on the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my son"

What's Matthew Kelly got in common with a good whisky?
They both come in small tots

What's the difference between Matthew Kelly and acne?
Acne doesn't come on your face till you're 13

What's the difference between Matthew Kelly and greyhound racing?
The greyhounds wait for the hare

What's Father Christmas got in common with Matthew Kelly?
They both leave little boys bedrooms with empty sacks

I know he's probably innocent but...

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