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Subject: An Old But Excellent Joke

Author:
Rob

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Date Posted: 11:34:18 11/15/02 Fri

A postman was retiring after 30 years as a postie. He had done an interview for the local paper, received a clock from the Mayor and on his last day as he was doing his rounds he was given loads of cards and presents by the people he had delivered letter to throughout the years.

Nearing the end of his round as he was bending down to post a letter, the door opened to reveal a scantily clad woman smiling at him.

"Come inside" says the woman. "I've got something for you."

The woman led him upstairs and gave him the most amazing, athletic shagging he had ever had. As he was lying knackered on the bed the woman got up and said. "Give me ten minutes and I will cook you some breakfast." So the postie lay there with a huge grin for ten minutes as the smell of bacon wafted upstairs.

After ten minutes, he wandered downstairs to see that the woman had prepared a huge fry up for him. He sat down and tucked in. Just as he was finishing it the woman walked over and put a pound coin next to his plate. "That's for you as well" she said.

"I'm a bit confused" said the postie. "I don't want to sound ungrateful - the sex was fantastic and this breakfast is just what I needed, but I can't get my head around why you are doing this - I mean we can only have spoken about ten words in all the time I have delivered here."

"I know" said the woman, "but I saw the article in the paper and I wanted to do something special for you. I asked my husband what we should do and he said to fuck you and give you a pound. The breakfast was my idea."

Christ I'm bored.

Hoole Park will definately take a stud on Sunday....Waterskis might be more use...

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