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Date Posted: 15:57:05 07/28/02 Sun
Author: Anonymous
Subject: I AM A DIRECTOR

My name is Director Debbie Dumbwitt. I have to tell you that this board is not good for my business. You people might get to darn smart and not pay me my big fee. You see, you peons need to come and pay me a high high fee. I have to pay for the pageant that will showcase all the pros and make all of YOU want to be a pro. That is how pageants work. I make the peons pay for those big crowns that most likely, their child will never attain. Many will drop out because of the expense, the politics ( I LOVE to play politics with those guys).Those who can be taken in and who will spend whatever it takes may have a chance at those crowns someday are the kind of dummies I want. But right now, the big names that have already spent thousands of dollars MUST get those crowns. It is their turn because that is the way pageants work. If they fall all over the stage, I don't care, they still MUST win. Particularly if their parents are big time operators in pageants because they are the ones who help keep me in business and help me get FEES. AND I love talking to them daily and us swapping little favors and secrets. (tee hee) They know I will bring in the right judges and change things a tad if the judges fail me. Sometimes we just don't bother with judging,we just pick, but to make things look right, we have to play the part. I do hope I haven't let out too many of our secrets because we need all you new people to spend your little behinds off in order to keep ME( Miss Important) and all my buddies who make tons of money, in our big lifestyles. Pageants are a game with us and you have to play the game or WE LOSE. Now if you play the game, you newbies lose, but that is the way it has to be because that is the way pageants are meant to work. Aren't we wonderful.

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