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Date Posted: Sun, January 08 2023, 21:29:52
Author: CindyG
Subject: QOTD for Monday, January 9, 2023

The following quote is from Drums of Autumn by Diana Gabaldon, chapter 12, “The Return of John Quincy Myers.” Copyright 1997 by Diana Gabaldon, all rights reserved.

“Myers’s penis, embarrassed by the attention, had already retreated, peeping shyly out of the bushes. With the patient’s long legs raised and spread, Ulysses himself delicately cupping the baggy scrotum away, the hernia was clearly revealed, a smooth swelling the size of a hen’s egg, its curve a deep purple where it pressed against the taut inguinal skin.
‘Jesus, Lord!’ said one of the drivers, eyes bulging at the sight. ‘It’s true—he’s got three balls!’
A collective gasp and giggle ensued from the spectators, but I was too busy to correct misapprehensions. I swabbed the perineum thoroughly with pure alcohol, dipped my scalpel in the liquid, passed the blade back and forth through the flame of a candle by way of final sterilization, and made a swift cut.”

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[> I've always loved this bit. Is you theme penises and the trouble they get into??? -- Janet, Mon, January 09 2023, 10:14:35


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[> [> Wouldn't that be an awesome chapter title - "The Trouble with Penises." ROFL! -- DianaH, Mon, January 09 2023, 10:36:06


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[> [> [> That’s hysterical Diana!! It is a great title 🤣🤣🤣. And couldn’t we all add a bit. Lol -- Kathy in PA, Tue, January 10 2023, 13:11:07


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[> [> No, but it would be a fun theme! I’ve been listening to Drums and just choosing some random quotes. -- CindyG, Mon, January 09 2023, 19:00:11


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