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Subject: I am grateful for the chance to give my life for the sake of family togetherness on the holidays! I honestly don't have the sense to keep from drowning in a rainstorm, so it's the least I could do to nuture a more highly evolved being.


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Samuel the Selfless Turkey
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Date Posted: 03:31:23 12/01/02 Sun


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How would you react when you got to the slaughter house, and even before when they catched you in the farm? (NT)chadi13:04:27 12/01/02 Sun
Samuel, if we feed you bread crumbs, will you be pre-stuffed? Also, can we add some oysters to your feed. I like oyster stuffing. (NT)Glenda Yenta19:27:10 12/01/02 Sun
Some vegatarians still eat fish...BBW07:13:29 12/02/02 Mon
I have no intention of being unearthed, my skin sliced off, my voluptuous orange body sliced into cubes, and baked in syrup, butter, and brown sugar and a sprinkle of cinnamon in 400F oven.Dorothy, the Self-Interested Sweet Potato17:12:31 12/02/02 Mon


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