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  • How Big Dick, his hardened cock, and chicks, might get to meet excited pussy. -- christopheranton (Sated.), 13:18:22 12/19/10 Sun
    Sometimes a pussy can get very itchy. There was once a young girl whose pussy was so itchy, that it was painful to look at that pussy. The poor pussy was just scratching all the time.
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    "It's not nice to play with your pussy with your fingers, when your pussy is itchy all the time. Sometimes it can be a very smelly pussy as well. My, once silky, pussy is now just a messy pussy"

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    "Big Dick, the chicken farmer from up the road, had big problems with his cock, which was a very soft cock, and didnt have the hardness and drive that you would expect from a cock that needed to service twenty chicks. So he showed his soft cock to the man in town, and the vet showed him how massageing his cock could make his cock hard all the time, and then his cock could satisfy any amount of chicks".
    "so" her mother said, "if the vet can satisfy the cock of Big Dick, he should have no problem sorting out your itchy pussy.

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  • A lovely silky pussy and Great Tits. -- christopheranton (Sated.), 18:47:27 12/14/10 Tue
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  • Great Tits and a lovely silky pussy. -- christopheranton (Sated.), 10:57:55 12/14/10 Tue
    The woman next door has a pair of great tits; not blue tits, or tom tits, but great tits. She doesnt have great boobies. Boobies live on the island of Guam, along with a load of U.S servicemen, but there are no boobies to be seen in my part of London, just a pair of great tits, which live with the man who lives next door. I say live with him, because the great tits in question are his wifes great tits. She feeds them, and she put up a titbox to contain the great tits, so essentially the tits are hers. How lucky is that man? His wife has great tits.

    She also has a lovely silky pussy. If I stand at my bedroom window, I can sometimes see her great tits and her lovely silky pussy in her garden. Once I managed to reach over the fence, and stroke her pussy, but I have not yet managed to get my hands on her great tits.
    It's seldom that I get to see her tits and her pussy at the same time. When she is letting her silky pussy have an airing in the garden her tits are seldom to be seen. I expect they are wary of the pussy. I do wish I could stroke her silky pussy, and see her great tits at the same time. Her husband can, I expect. He can stroke pussy in the bedroom and look out the window, and see great tits in his garden.

    Both the husband and wife are on holidays now. They are gone to The Seychelles, for three weeks. They should be back just before Christmas. This I really like because the husband has given me the keys of the house. I am to look after his wifes silky pussy, and her great tits while they are away. He even asked me if I would mind playing with his wife's pussy. He told me that he had seen me stroking her pussy over the fence, and that he would like me to stroke it while they were on holidays. His wife, and her pussy would like me to do it as well.

    I was also given instructions in the care of her great tits. Since it is winter, it is very important to remember to feed the birds. The best thing to do is to make a bird cake. This is very easy to do. You can buy mixed bird seed in the pet shop or the supermarket. If you have a market near you, go there. The seed is a lot cheaper than you will buy in the shops. Get some peanuts and some sunflower seeds if you can. Mix it up with some melted lard. Add some porridge meal as well. Use a bowl or container that you wont be using for anything else. When it is all mixed up properly, put it in your freezer for about an hour for it to set, and then leave it out for the birds.
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    Anyway, to return to our story, that will be my pleasure for the next two weeks. I look forward to engaging in social intercourse with my nieghbour's wife's eminently strokable silky pussy, and her perky great tits.
    I almost feel sorry for those U.S servicemen on Guam. They probably dont get to see great tits like I do, or the man next door. Still, there is always the boobies.

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  • Three men in my hole wont play with my pussy. -- christopheranton (Sated.), 12:52:41 12/05/10 Sun
    There is a man in my hole, there are three men altogether, but there is usually only one in my hole at one time. The other two are stationed, one in the hole of my next door neighbour,(an indian takeaway), and the other one is in the hole of the carpet shop owner at the end of the terrace. Sometimes the man in my hole will shout to one or both of the men in the neighbours' holes. "Are you pulling it" or "can you see it yet"?

    The man has been in my hole for approximately one week already. Although he has not been there right round the clock. He leaves my hole in the evenings, and he has not been near my hole at the weekend. The intrusions into my neighbours' holes cease at evenings and weekends also.

    Having, sometimes, up to three men in my hole has been difficult to endure. It is not very easy to concentrate on your work when a workman is probing your hole at the same time. My pussy doesnt really like to see them there either. I have had to watch my pussy very carefully because the men are in my hole. The danger is that my pussy might end up in the hole, with or without one of the men. I dont want my pussy to get dirty or wet. Nor do I want any of the men leaving my hole and fondling my pussy with their grubby hands. My pussy is splayed out on the bed as I write this. Bed is the best place for my pussy to be while those dirty men are in my hole.

    The reason why my hole is occupied by three men, and my pussy is spread out on the bed, is quite simple really.
    The staff of the indian restaurant next door are assholes. They have dirty habits. They pour fat down the drains. This blocks up the system, and the contents of the drains back up and flood into the basement of the carpet shop at the end of the terrace. The manhole that provides access to the sewers is situated in the centre of my garden, and that is the reason why I have three men in my hole, to the great inconvenience of me and my furry pussy.

    Such are the perils of city life, when your neighbours are ignorant or thick, or both. The annoying thing about it really is that the offender,(the indian takeaway) is not paying for the men in my hole. The victim,(the carpet shop owner), gets that pleasure. In addition to all the fat in my hole, the men now tell me that my hole is blocked up by babies' nappies. I can conclude, from this information, that there has been a recent addition to the family next door. I just wish that they would dispose of their disposables responsibley. I am fed up with my hole getting jammed up with dirty nappies. My hole was made for better things.

    I hope that the men will be leaving my hole soon, and that it will be a long time before my hole requires a similar probing and scouring. I would like to take my pussy out for an airing in the garden, but until the men in my hole are gone that will not be possible.

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  • Three men in my hole. -- christopheranton (Sated.), 08:43:29 11/28/10 Sun
    There is a man in my hole, there are three men altogether, but there is usually only one in my hole at one time. The other two are stationed, one in the hole of my next door neighbour,(an indian takeaway), and the other one is in the hole of the carpet shop owner at the end of the terrace. Sometimes the man in my hole will shout to one or both of the men in the neighbours' holes. "Are you pulling it" or "can you see it yet"?

    The man has been in my hole for approximately one week already. Although he has not been there right round the clock. He leaves my hole in the evenings, and he has not been near my hole at the weekend. The intrusions into my neighbours' holes cease at evenings and weekends also.

    Having, sometimes, up to three men in my hole has been difficult to endure. It is not very easy to concentrate on your work when a workman is probing your hole at the same time. My pussy doesnt really like to see them there either. I have had to watch my pussy very carefully because the men are in my hole. The danger is that my pussy might end up in the hole, with or without one of the men. I dont want my pussy to get dirty or wet. Nor do I want any of the men leaving my hole and fondling my pussy with their grubby hands. My pussy is splayed out on the bed as I write this. Bed is the best place for my pussy to be while those dirty men are in my hole.

    The reason why my hole is occupied by three men, and my pussy is spread out on the bed, is quite simple really.
    The staff of the indian restaurant next door are assholes. They have dirty habits. They pour fat down the drains. This blocks up the system, and the contents of the drains back up and flood into the basement of the carpet shop at the end of the terrace. The manhole that provides access to the sewers is situated in the centre of my garden, and that is the reason why I have three men in my hole, to the great inconvenience of me and my furry pussy.

    Such are the perils of city life, when your neighbours are ignorant or thick, or both. The annoying thing about it really is that the offender,(the indian takeaway) is not paying for the men in my hole. The victim,(the carpet shop owner), gets that pleasure. In addition to all the fat in my hole, the men now tell me that my hole is blocked up by babies' nappies. I can conclude, from this information, that there has been a recent addition to the family next door. I just wish that they would dispose of their disposables responsibley. I am fed up with my hole getting jammed up with dirty nappies. My hole was made for better things.

    I hope that the men will be leaving my hole soon, and that it will be a long time before my hole requires a similar probing and scouring. I would like to take my pussy out for an airing in the garden, but until the men in my hole are gone that will not be possible.

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  • When a pussy gets too wet. -- Pussy Cat. (Shagged rotten), 19:04:41 11/05/10 Fri
    Things really went tits up for my pussy one day. It really was one of the worst boobs made by a pussy ever. You see I live near a town called Milf ord Haven, which is in England but not in the county of Middle sex. I had to go fetch my three young schoolgirls from school, and I knew that if I was late they would be girls gone wild, as they would be left standing at the gates. I was looking forward to seeing their teacher, who I really fancied, although I thought that she might be one of those lesbians, or have a leaning towards lesbianism, as she never responded to my tentative advances. I felt a twinge of sadness. She didnt exactly have Pamela Anderson's body, and her salary would never exactly put her in the Paris Hilton league. Still since I have been forced to put all thoughts of Jessica Simpson, Jenna Jameson, Carmen Electra, and girls of their quality out of my mind, I guess the sexy teacher ought to do just fine, that is so long as she isnt really a lesbian. Perhaps I could get her a present. Would she like an Eminem CD? Could I get her a souvinir Eminem T shirt on e bay. I could write her some poetry. Maybe she likes games. It would be easy to buy her some computer games. I could offer her some links to games cheat sites. That might impress.
    My last wife was a disaster. She definitely came off the 50 cent shelf. She could certainly be counted amongst the dogs. The last I saw of her was her nude body in our marital bed, as she conducted convoluted negotiations with a strange man, who I later found out was a salesman who travelled in the Sus sex area near Brighton. I walked out of the house that day, and didnt return until she had taken her badass of with her paramour. I always feel a slight frisson when I enter the house after work. I guess I am suffering some delayed kind of shock. That is why I put so much capital into getting to know this teacher. A new girl in bed might help to wipe out painful memories.
    Anyway to return to the story of the wet pussy. It had been raining rather heavily. Her pussy was about the only thing that my wife had left me when she decanted with the salesman from Sus sex. I knew that the pussy had been outside all morning. She was bound to be a very messy wet pussy by now. I called at the door, but there was no sign of the pussy. I had to go hunt around for her, because I knew that when my three girls came home from school they would miss her. The girls loved pussies, and that particular pussy especially, probably because it had been my wife's pussy. They still felt that connection.
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