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Date Posted: 12:25:17 05/01/03 Thu
Author: Mitchell
Subject: Mitchell's (not so much lol)Survivor Decorating Commentary
In reply to: Mitchell 's message, "Mitchell's (not so much lol)Survivor Decorating Commentary" on 12:20:16 05/01/03 Thu

While this weeks Survivor was actually ::whispers:: good, I’m at a total loss for anything to write about it. So, I’m shooting from the hip again. If this sucks, I’ll just go ahead and apologize now. LOL!

Reward Challenge, was an auction where each survivor was given $500 to bid on food. One part of this show that really pissed me off, Christy (who had bought NO food) spent (I think $340) on a letter from home (I forgot to take the VCR off pause after the commercial break LOL). It was a very emotional item, both Jenna and Christy crying during the bidding. After Christy won the letter, Jenna just broke down.

Host Jeff said the auction was supposed to be a fun thing and ask Christy if it would be ok to put up another letter for bid. What was she going to say? Christy is a sweet girl, of course she said it was ok. Myself, I would have said, “Hell NO!!! Tell that preppy bitch to want on!!!!” At the very least, the bidding for the other letter should have started at the price Christy paid for her letter! Instead, Jenna gets her letter for a measly $120. All this did was prove to Christy that the beautiful, popular people get whatever they want, and most of the time it’s just given to them. In a post show interview, Jeff did say that he really wished he hadn’t put the other letter up for bid. He said in hindsight he saw that it wasn’t fair, he just wanted everyone to go away happy.

Somebody else can tell you about immunity challenge, the switching alliances, and everything. I’m not in the mood! LOL! It was really interesting tho. As I’m sure you already know, Rob switched sides and Alex was voted off.

What I’m looking forward to is next weeks episode, from the previews, it looks like it’s really going to something right off The Jerry Springer Show!!! LOL I’ve told some of you this, so I might as well tell the rest of you. I know 2 separate groups of people who have been on Springer LOL! Not as in I “know” them, more like I know them as an acquaintance. They are regular customers at my mom’s store (one of them was in my grade in school also). As a matter of fact, one of the groups, a family, I could stand in the parking lot at mom’s store and hit their house with a rock. Well, ok, I couldn’t, but someone who doesn’t throw like a girl could! LOL!!!

The first group to go on the show, was a man who wad been sleeping with his neighbor/tenant’s live-in girlfriend while he was at work. They came on the show so the woman could tell her b/f she had been cheating on him. Now, just let me tell you what this guy (the landlord) looks like, he’s bald, but his hair is long in the back. Now I swear to god! Instead of doing the typical comb over, he has a comb up!!!! It’s the most fucked-up thing I’ve ever seen! He takes that long hair from the back and combs it up OVER his bald spot LMAO!!!

First the woman comes out on stage and they have her dressed up in one of those frilly, clogging dresses! Now I’ve never seen this woman or the b/f before, but she was one rough old looking hag who had obviously NEVER been to a dentist!!! EWWWW!!!! Then they bring out the landlord, they had him dressed up like a farmer, complete overhauls and a straw hat!! I was just thinking, “PLEASE GOD!!!!!! Don’t let them say where they are from!!!!” Thankfully, they never did! LOL! Finally, the b/f was brought out. He’d dressed in a leather jacket like a biker or something. Before the b/f can find out the reason they are all there, Jerry has the woman get up and clog them off into commercial (OMG! LMAO! I knew there was a reason she wore that stupid dress!!!!!).

In the ensuing fight after the revelation, it comes out that the landlord has thousands of children. Jerry is like, “What do you mean thousands of children?” LOL! The landlord said he had been donating to sperm banks since the 70's. So, he had thousands of children all across these United States. Jerry’s reply, “Well if that’s true, we’ll have plenty of guest for this show for decades to come!” LMAO!!

The landlord ask the woman to choose between him and her b/f. He even pulled out a gee-tar to sing her a song he had wrote for her. OMG! I wish I could remember the song, it was funny as hell! Something about makin’ luv to her (OMG! That image is back in my head!!! MAKE IT GO AWAY!!! MAKE IT GO AWAY!!!!). In the end she chose her b/f. The landlord said it was ok, he had plenty of other women to choose from. Then the audience started making sheep noises!!! LOL!

The other group, I can’t remember the details of the show, just the reason they were there. Apparently this guy and girl had got married. He had to work the night they got married, while he was at work, his brother screwed his new wife!!!! They were there to tell all!!!

Just like Rob said on this weeks show, “These are my people!” OMG!!!! SOMEONE PLEASE RESCUE ME FROM THIS PLACE!!!!!!!

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