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Date Posted: 09:42:48 06/02/03 Mon
Author: Lance
Subject: Poor poor pitiful me...
In reply to: Lance 's message, "Comes Rollin In after a late night..." on 08:53:02 06/02/03 Mon

First of all - I only work as a DJ part time - that's it! haha That pays the bills, so I have my days for sleeping. haha.
I never knew being a professional slacker was so time consuming and exhausting! haha. Hey, its a dirty job but SOMEONE has to do it! I have a new found respect for JJ's lifestyle! HAHAA!

I mean, it never ends!

Ya stay out all night, sing a little song, do a little dance, make a little love and before you know it, it's daylight and that means you have to try to sleep a little and loll around on the couch playing video games and watching pornos until before you know it, the day is shot to hell, its dark outside and all these weird laughing people start showing up standing in front of the TV screen and demanding that you get dressed and go out with them to loud dark places with flashing lights!

God, my life is in such a rut! I need a fucking vacation! haha!

It's just nothing but constant demands: It's always someone saying...hey Lance....
sing, dance, kiss me, play the guitar, get dressed, take your clothes off, eat something, stop making me laugh, stop making me cry, dont stop, knock it off, pick that up, put that down, just sit there, lie there, stand there, wait there, stop looking so cute, sexy, sleepy, confused, horny, surprised, happy, sad, pitiful; stop being so lazy, silly, insane, hilarious,funny, sexy, energetic, hyper.

I give and I give and they just take and they take. HAHAAHAAAAA!

So today I'm up early anyway, so I figure I might as well go running and then play some basketball. I mean, I have all DAY to sleep! hahaaaaaa.

I've been really busy actually. My band's been playing out a lot lately, which is fun. I was in the studio all one day and got all the little nit-picky things done on the CD, plus all the songs are mastered except for 4. I still have a few things that have to be done - Like for instance, there's this 96 year old nun at this nursing home where one of my close friends works. The sister's name is Mora. She's about 4 ft tall - I swear to God.

Sister Mora has a great Irish accent and she speaks Galic which I absolutely adore. I wanted to open my CD with Sister Mora saying a prayer in Galic.

I've been to the nursing home to pick up my friend from work and while I'm waiting, I will sit with Sister Mora sometimes just to listen to her accent, it's so beautiful. She will pat my hand and say with a nod of her head, "you're a boy." and smile. HAHA. and I will say "YES I AM!!" and she'll sit there for a long time and then out of the blue she will say "I love boys" awwwwwwwww. And no, I don't say "me too!" HAHAA (But I think it! haha) and we'll sit there holding hands and not talk. haha its so cool.

So I was going to record Sister Mora saying a prayer in Galic - but when I talked to her family to get permission, we couldn't find anyone who could translate exactly WHAT Sister Mora is saying - I mean, we THINK its a prayer, but since she has dementia, we can't be sure it IS a prayer, and her family doesn't want her to be recorded and remembered if she's saying something bad. haha. and I can totally understand that.

So there's another nun who speaks galic and she's not as... God I don't want to say "demented" but you know what I mean...she's more "alert" but she's in her 90's too. So I wanted to ask permission to record her - and I found out that her legal guardian is the Mother Superior in another city, so I'm driving there Wednesday to meet with Mother Superior and ask permission/plead my case to record this little old Nun saying a prayer in Galic at the beginning of my CD!

See - this what my days are like! haha. I mean, you can't make this stuff up! HAHA!!

So after we get all the fun extra stuff on there that I want, we'll be sending it off for duplication, packaging, all that stuff. that means I have to get off my lazy ass and finalize and approve the design, etc.

Lots of changes in my living arrangements. First of all, my apartment is always full of people. Whoever comes home with me from whatever club - whether it's dancing or playing a gig or DJing -( there's always a lot of people who follow me home) and a few of them usually will end up sleeping over.

Sometimes Jason is in awe. HAHAAAAAAAAA! He has NO CLUE who or what or HOW MANY will walk out of my bedroom on any given morning! HAHA! He's convinced I have sex with all these people! HAHA!!

And it's all innocent! Really, it is. IT IS!! HAHAAA! I have a DVD/TV in my room so we watch movies and I can't help it if drunk/tired people fall asleep in my bed. Most of the people in this town and half the population of this state can truthfull say they've "slept" with me! HAHAHAA! Hey, I'm like a puppy. I sleep better piled up with a lot of other people!! Even JJ understands that about me!

And whats with people taking pictures of me while I'm sleeping? Ever since high school, people have done that. I mean WTF!! I have pics of me sleeping backstage, sleeping before protests, on park benches, curled up on the sidewalk while waiting in line, in cars, on planes, in busses, in the subway. And of course in bed and on the sofa. What's with all the sleeping pics?? I don't get it! HAHA! People knock it off!! There's nothing worse than having a flash going off in your face while you're trying to sleep! Here's the latest, me sleeping on a friend's sofa - and yes, that's a full size sofa! As JJ says, I'm a tall drink of water! haha.

And yes, I did have purple hair that day.

OK - Oh where was I? Changes. Well Jason is moving out and Jeremiah is moving in. Actually Jeremiah has already moved in and is sleeping in the studio/band room and Jason is gradually getting used to the idea that he is now going to be a father. Yes, his ex/g/f informed him that she is pregnant so they're back together kinda sorta maybe, and he is planning their entire life down to the nanosecond from first trimester until baby finishes grad school. He's excited about being a father.

But he's upset about Jeremiah moving in. I swear to God - he's jealous! He is!

Jeremiah actually went grocery shopping to buy all this crap to bake a home made apple pie...FOR ME...just to piss Jason off and sure enough, Jason is pissed off that Jeremiah is in HIS kitchen. WTF? You tell me, why are two st8 guys always cooking for me? haha. They are two of the GAYEST st8 bois I ever met, and now they're JEALOUS of each other - they're COMPETING to see who I think is the best cook? WTF!! hahahaaaaaaa! LMAO.

Other than the bake-off, jeremiah is also excited about constantly meeting (in his words) "all these really cool but sorta strange people that I would have never even got to talk to before I met Lance." meaning...Jeremiah had never met any minorities, musicians, activists, poor people, unwed mothers, abused kids, gays, lesbians, or people with blue hair (except his grandmother!) haha.

And as always, I'm constantly coming up with creative, artistic projects. My latest concept is that I've decided to make Tee-shirts that say "sars is the new west nile" and "west nile is soooo last year". HAHA! I don't know why but I'm fixated on west nile versus sars the past few days! haha and shark attacts. whatever happened to shark attacks?

Let's see...what else? OHHHHHH. This is typical "me". I got in a couple bar fights. Nothing serious, just for fun. haha except I almost got my jaw broke by this high school jock's Dad. Ok - long story short - 2 bands - 2 wildly different sets of fans - punks n jocks. punks mosh pit got out of hand and they knocked into some tables where jocks were sitting with their g/f. I tried to help my friend's band break it up so they could continue playing... I was holding this jock from behind and talking him down (heh heh) and his Dad thought I was attacting him or something and sucker punched me, knocked me out cold. Anyway, the jock picked me up off the floor, apologized, yelled at his dad, gave me a ride home since i just lived down the street, practically carried me upstairs, got me some ice, sat around and talked half the night. whoo hoo. haha. So I couldn't shave for a couple days because my jaw was too tender. I mean, I'm a tuff guy and all Rambo and everything and I couldn't even bare to touch it. Finally JJ said that stubble has to go so he decided he would shave me. He was really reeeally gentle ouch ouch ouch, but it still hurt even when he was just putting on the foamy stuff and when he shaved my jaw line, it reeeeeally hurt so he had to kiss it and make it all better. ouchie! (He says, "You're such a big, bad, tuff guy, pooooooor baby! Let me kiss it and make it better." haha)

I also had that girl from my GSA at my place some of the time over the week-end. Sergio posted all about that - her Dad beating her up because she's a lesbian. I don't know much more about what's going to happen. She's much better and her brother put her Dad in the hospital defending her. I don't know who if anyone is pressing charges - but I do know that she tried to talk to her mother again and her mother told her to come get her stuff and get out.

I can't imagine anyone treating their daughter like that. I had my daughter over all day fri, fri night and all day sat. (well she stayed with my parents while I was DJing fri night until I got home at about 2:30 a.m.and I picked her up wrapped in blankets with her stuffed animals, sound asleep, and took her home with me).
She has a dance recital coming up and first grade graduation.

She's taking "modeling" classes! haha. She told me about it on the phone and I had to act all thrilled and happy about it - MODELING CLASSES FOR A 6 YEAR OLD!! Good God! She's so excited about it! haha. It's so cute.

I asked her, "What are they teaching you, honey? Are they teaching you how to walk or how to smile."

And she says, "They teached me how to make lots of faces." HAHAHAA! So she's basically learning how to convey emotion - look sad, happy, surprised, etc. so that's kinda cool I guess.

After the modeling class ends she's signed up to take gymnastics and tumbling because, as she informed me, "I need to take those classes so I can be a cheerleader." God help me! My daughter's goal is to be a cheerleader! haha. (And no Mitchell - NOT just like her Dad! haha!)

Mitchell said that I was prolly a cheerleader in high school and all the boys on the football team talked about me in the locker room cuz I was their dirty little secret! haha and I said, "nah, actually the whole football team was kinda like my personal bodyguards in high school" (they WERE!) and he says - "omg! I think I read that story on Nifty.Boy you were good!" HAHAHAAAAAAAA! SMART ASS!

Well, everyone kept asking me why didn't I post more on the board - be careful what you wish for! HAHAAAA!

Peace! Yo! Keep it real. Listen to the words I am saying. Be real, my peeps. haha

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