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Date Posted: 20:55:56 05/18/03 Sun
Author: Tom
Subject: In keeping with the question/answer stuff, here are some jury questions we would have likeed to have asked. Feel free to add more of your own.
In reply to: Sprite 's message, "Well, my adoring fans," on 01:15:58 05/18/03 Sun

In no particular order.

Which juror do you think is the biggest loser and why?

How many times did your parents drop you on your head when you were a child?

So, which magazines do you anticipate making a centerfold deal with once this is all over?

Has it been hard living your entire life with your head up your ass?

Can you describe the deals that were masterminded by Heidi?

Who has the better rack Rob/Jenna?

In the cute girl alliance Heidi if is considered a mastermind, what is Jenna?

Which hand does Rob use when describing sex with fat chicks..

My favorite question from Survivor of all time....Pick a number between 1 and 10? (Yes, someone actually asked that once.)

To Matt: Can I see your machete, please?

To Matt: Matt, as an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

Jenna, did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?

Matt, you did the work of three men. Were they Larry, Moe, and Curly, or The Three Amigos?

Jenna, how many years did it take for you to learn how to breathe?

I would simply ask you your ages, but I'm not certain you could count that high.

Now, you're the final two. Congratulations. I'd like to try to see things from your perspective, so maybe you could help me. I can't seem to get my head far enough up my ass on my own.

Jenna, if you were a McDonald's, how many would the sign say you have "served"?

Matt, why is your machete sharper than you are?

Heidi did you steal the peroxide out of the first aid kit?

Matt, where did you buy your clothes after you lost all your clothes off your back in the fire?( local Amazon wal-mart?)

Jeff, is there any truth to the rumor that Pamela Anderson is hosting next seasson?

Why do you all say you played the game to the best of your abilities, when you have none at all?

How did the survivor crew prevent each and every one of you from being attacked by wild animals?

The bigger question...why did they prevent it?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Jenna (from Rob) -- I'm really the deciding vote here and I've already seen you naked, come on, one night for one million?

Jenna (from Heidi) -- I'm really the deciding vote here and I've already seen you naked, come on, one night for one million?

Matt -- Do you go to the same barber as Vanilla Ice?

Matt (from Alex). -- Matteo, duuuuuuuddddddeeeee, sssssweeeeeettttttttt?

(from Dave) -- Doesn't anyone want to know what 20th century figure I patterned MY gameplay after? ...anyone at all?

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Guys, these had me LMAO! Mitchell's commentary was hilarious too. Thanks for a great season. I (NT) -- Pete, 12:50:06 05/22/03 Thu