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Date Posted: 19:36:23 11/27/01 Tue
Author: Barry
Subject: It couldn't be....
In reply to: Ravin 's message, "Conversing with a Roc" on 18:14:10 11/27/01 Tue

Barry had noticed the kid shoving napkins down her shirt and would have chuckled if his attention hadn't been diverted by that damn tug again. Where was it coming from?

Then the kid started waving and yelling at him. "My name is Tia and I'm a full grown woman, not some young lad with a feminine face!" Oh yeah. She wanted him. He still had it, bod or no bod. He bobbed suavely in the air as he floated down toward Tia.

"I can see that you're a woman now that I'm up close and personal," he leered. "So... how's about knockin' foreheads with ol' Barry? C'mon... give us a kiss. I promise not to slip you the tongue." Barry grinned.

But Tia just sat down and started eating her breakfast, looking at Rowan not him. Dames! Always promising, never delivering. It's a wonder fleshies could reproduce at all.

The addle-cove who talked to his staff was stumbling toward him. What the...? “Yo Barry,” the berk said, “I’m Corum, and this here is Yorik. You obviously already know Tia cause she already introduced herself. The guy with the blond hair, and pointed ears is Rowan, and that’s his sister Laurel. This here is Marz and if you’re not careful he’ll kick your arse," This of course prompted Barry to mutter, "I don't have an arse," but Corum just went on, "The guy next to him is Tristan. The other blonde haired guy is Val. That’s Ravin, and Erlic over there, with our other newcomer Isobel. The word dude is Jeremy. He’s like from some other place that talks about as funny as you do. Justin’s the big guy over there.”

Barry bobbed at each of them. "Heya, Cutters. It's really great to be here today. I love you all, and I think you know I mean that." He grinned.

There was the tug again. Was it...? No, it couldn't be.... Barry turned to look at Yorik. Well, that would explain why it was so faint. He floated down beside Yorik and spoke quietly. "Pssst. Buddy. It's okay... you can talk to me." But Yorik didn't say a word. What am I, a gully? Barry thought, rolling his eyes. Then he felt it again and looked at Yorik. No... it wasn't Yorik... it was... no. Oh no. Not the addle-cove!

Barry started cussing loud and long and colorful. He used amazing words that no one alive today knew but obviously were foul. He spewed such a mighty stream of blue language that it was amazing the adventurers' ears didn't start bleeding. "It's the Planes-damned addle-cove!" He finally shrieked when he was finished swearing. "I might have known! Oh damn that cleric to the Mazes!"

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