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Date Posted: 13:05:17 03/19/01 Mon
Author: Tuggs
Subject: Click
In reply to: Tuggs 's message, "Todd's STUPID Laugh Bytes - 2/16/01" on 13:00:43 03/19/01 Mon

BLAIR: Are you the police??

TODD: (thru megaphone) It would appear so, ma’am.




BLAIR: (holding spray paint can on Max) Everybody don’t move, one false move and he gets it right here!

TODD: (looking at Max’s spray-painted crotch) It looks like he already got it, ma’am.



ROOKIE: (to Max referring to who Todd is) Take it easy big guy, I know who he is. He’s Sargent Star.

MAX: Kelly, will you please tell the officer who he’s taking orders from?

KELLY: Sargent Star.

BLAIR: (saluting) Hello, Sargent Star.

TODD: (to Max) You’ve been outvoted.



TODD: (to Rookie) Okay, ten four I’m in pursuit.

ROOKIE: Maybe I should call for backup.

TODD: Wait, no. You stay here and secure the perimiter and if the perp should come back to the scene of the crime then you CB on the horn frequency.

ROOKIE: Right, but if I don’t hear from you in 10 minutes, I’m calling the dispatcher and coming after you.

TODD: (thru megaphone) Roger, that.




BLAIR: Thank you.

TODD: Your welcome.

BLAIR: For nothing!

TODD: You have no respect for authority.



TODD: But in this outfit I can walk right into the evidence room, I can steal back your clothes, come on, I’ll give you whatever you want, I’ll get you some laundered money, how about a hand grenade, I’ll get you some sensible shoes......

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