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Date Posted: 13:42:04 03/20/01 Tue
Author: Tuggs
Subject: click
In reply to: Tuggs 's message, "Todd Laugh Bytes 3/19/01" on 13:29:23 03/20/01 Tue

TODD: (holding Blair by the wrist over the edge of the building) God, you’re heavy!

BLAIR: Why don’t you work out!

TODD: Why don’t you stop using hand creme!



TODD: (still holding her) Just pretend there’s like a million dollars up here and all you have to do is climb up to the roof and it’s yours. (Blair whines) Okay, how about to pretend you got your hands around my neck, let’s pick something easy like, I don’t know, dumping you at the alter.




TODD: Silly me, I didn’t know saying hello to the sidewalk fifteen stories up, was part of a plan.


TODD: (to rookie while handcuffing Blair) Well she just tried to go over a roof, I’m not taking any risks. Now do we have a failure to communicate?



ROOKIE: Sir, what about Miranda?

TODD: (deadpan) Well, she’ll have to wait, I’ve got my hands full.



TODD: (at Penthouse, still handcuffed) Fine you’ll listen to me after I go get a bowl of cereal, (yanks her) or wait, you know what, maybe a scotch (yanks her again) better yet I’ll put scotch on my cereal. (starts to yank again)


TODD: You want me to apologize to you? Because I jumped to the wrong conclusion because I saw you in bed with Max NAKED?! Right after somebody had told me you had an affair??!!


TODD: That’s water over the bridge.


TODD: I would never EVER choose to wear blue polyester clip on tie!

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