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Date Posted: Mon April 04, 2005 20:29:44
Author: JoltinJoe
Subject: Any baptized male is eligible to be pope. But since the 1300s, the cardinals have picked up one of their own. But why not promote one of our own. How about Rambacker?
In reply to: The Fish 's message, "Pope Avery?" on Mon April 04, 2005 19:00:04

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I would be honored beyond words, but since I just turned 12, isn't this a hindrance? (NT) -- Rambacker, Mon April 04, 2005 21:03:45
Rambacker and Slambacker are currently resting under heavy sedation, following extensive electroshock therapy. Our professional staff is reviewing the efficaciousness of performng complete frontal lobotomies on these two unfortunates, in order to qualify them for consideration, as Athletic Director, at a mid-major college in The Bronx. (NT) -- Nurse Ratchet, Tue April 05, 2005 07:10:10
- Any good nurse would immediately recognize that the lobotomies have already been performed (NT) -- Chief, Tue April 05, 2005 08:07:38
  - I wish the personal abuse on this board would just go away. (NT) -- JoltinJoe, Tue April 05, 2005 08:52:25
    - The Good Lord knows that personal abuse has been around since biblical times, Joe. This is only a test. (NT) -- Job, Tue April 05, 2005 19:33:48
Actually, any unmarried Catholic male is eligible. I'm not sure of Rambacker's marital status, but a candidate must have more sacraments than just baptism. (NT) -- Ram'83, Tue April 05, 2005 10:16:25
- Not true. A pope may be married, unless he has taken a vow of chastity. Any baptized male is theoretically eligible. That's all this is required by church law. He does not have to have made other sacraments. He can be married with children too. However, a pope is always an unmarried man because he is without fail chosen from the College of Cardinals. (NT) -- JoltinJoe, Tue April 05, 2005 10:29:42
  - Your papal knowledge scares me. (NT) -- J92, Tue April 05, 2005 11:00:05
    - What do you expect after 23 years in Catholic schools and universities? (NT) -- JoltinJoe, Tue April 05, 2005 11:13:35
      - 19 years that is. (NT) -- JoltinJoe, Tue April 05, 2005 11:17:38
      - I only went for 17 - you must have learned that in the last two. (NT) -- J92, Tue April 05, 2005 11:20:12
    - JoltinJoe is a Jesuit trained lawyer. Let the conspiracy theories commence! (Please note, JoltinJoe was still a child when John Paul I died, it is unlikely he had any involvement with the Vatican Bank or International Immobiliare, as he had not yet divested himself of his playground casino operations). Catholic Encyclopedia: The Pope (NT) -- Ram '91, Tue April 05, 2005 11:20:52
      - Where are you posting from. Don't you have some place to be? (NT) -- JoltinJoe, Tue April 05, 2005 11:36:34
        Wirelessly, from Rome. The scuttlebutt here is that after two weeks of deadlock, the Cardinals in the conclave will elect you as a dark horse candidate. (NT) -- Ram '91, Tue April 05, 2005 11:42:26

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