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Subject: SEX JOKES NAMAN TAYO MGA HALIPAROT...


Author:
chez
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Date Posted: 21:49:51 06/30/03 Mon

1. What doesn't belong in this list?
a. Meat
b. Eggs
c. Wife
d. Blowjob
Answer : blowjob - You can beat your meat,eggs or wife, but you can't beat
a blowjob.

2. Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
Answer: So men can be open minded.

3. What's the speed limit of sex?
Answer: 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.

4. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
Answer: The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

5. What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
Answer: You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

6. Three words to ruin a man's ego...
Answer: "Is it in?"

7. What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
Answer: A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.

8. How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
Answer: One of his fingers is clean.

9. What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
Answer. Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

10. What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
Answer: They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're
screwed.


lovelots,


lovely chez ;p
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Subject: DON'T WORRY....BE HAPPY.


Author:
maddam husseign
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Date Posted: 00:15:16 07/01/03 Tue


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Subject: ANG BAHAY NA MAGANDA AY DIKANDADO NA PALA... BUTI NA LANG DAHIL MARAMING MAGNANAKAW NGAYON.. Kumusta na ang mga DARING SISTERS ang mga post po naman ay SUPER sa gaganda and may mapupulot na ARAL kung iintindihing mabuti.. at take note ha mga SISTERS ko di ko alam ay mga ATHLETIC wow !! talaga.. PERO teka bakit ngayon di na kailangan ng SUSI sa BAHAY?? tataka lang ako minsan nakakandado minsan naka TIWANGWANG..


Author:
babaing galit sa babaing walang lawit
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Date Posted: 02:44:52 07/01/03 Tue

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Subject: When I Grow To Be A Lady 6


Author:
Lola Nila
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Date Posted: 05:31:16 07/01/03 Tue

Buong akala ko ang mga klasikong awiting na naituro sa amin ni Mrs. Mancera tulad ng "Slide, slide, 1,2,3.." at "Paa, tuhod, balikat, ulo.." ay ma-ihahambing kong walang kamatayan, ngunit sa "Robo-Robo" ko lamang nalaman ang awiting nakakagising ng damdamin sa lipunan, tulad ng kantang "Bastos ka walang galang, bakit ka nanggagapang.."

.."Aguy!aguy!TABANG!TABANG!(Aray!aray!SAKLOLO!SAKLOLO!) ang sigaw ni Gng. Balbuena habang patuloy nyang pinapalo ng payong ang aso. Sa tingin ko habang pinapalo ni Gng. Balbuena ang aso, lalo itong nangigil na kagatin ang tenga ni Ma'am. Salamat na lang at dumating si Manang Ising. Ewan ko kung ano mayroong kapangyarihan si Manang Ising at biglang tumakbo ang aso. Ah, baka takot lang siyang ma-azucena. Nangangatod pa rin akong bumaba mula sa puno ng santol. "Nilo bakit mo pinabayaan si Ma'am mo nakagatin ng aso? Bakit hindi mo binato ang aso?" ang tanong ni Manang Ising. Siguro I was destined to be a gay, kasi ang dali kong makahanap ng sagot."Manang Ising, ok lang yon, ganti-gantihan lang dahil nakakagat naman ang aso nina Ma'am noon, diba?" wika ko. Patuloy pa rin ang iyak ni Ma'am Balbuena. Naghalo na ang kangyang luha at sipon. "Naku, ang laki ng sugat Salvacion. Dapat kang magpa doktor. Alalahanin mo si Bebing Buang nabaliw dahil sa kagat ng aso!" dagdag ni Manang Ising. Sus, parang nananakot pa si Manang Ising. "Nilo kumuha ka ng bawang at suka sa bahay, gagamutin natin ang sugat ng Ma'am mo." Opo, mga sister sa amin ang first aid pag nakakagat ka ng aso, ahas o ano mang insekto, suka at bawang lang. Pag sugat dahon ng malunggay, o laway pwede na. Pero tanong lang, anong klaseng sugat na hindi naman ini-itak ngunit nahiwa, pero kahit anong baho na hindi pa rin inu-uod? Ah, ewan! bata pa ako noon noh! "Dalian mo at wag kang pakendeng-kendeng dyan!" sigaw ni Manang Ising. Si Manang Ising talaga akala ko sa paghalo lang ng tuba magaling na para isang chemist. Manghuhula din pala. Paano kaya niya nalalaman na ako'y magiging bading?

Nang matapos lagyang ng first aid ang tenga ni Ma'am Balbuena, ay buong lambing na hinahawakan ni Ma'am ang aking mga kamay, at sabay malumanay nyang sinasabi sa akin na... "Duy (lambing sa cebuano) nasaan na ang kaldero?" Dyos ko, si Ma'am talaga oo, halos maputulan na nga mg tenga, negosyo pa rin ang nasa-isip. Oo nga pala nasaan na ang kaldero?

itutuloy
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Subject: The Boy and the Apple Tree


Author:
HalimawSB
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Date Posted: 06:56:43 07/01/03 Tue

A long time ago, there was a huge apple tree. A little boy loved to come and play around it everyday. He climbed to the treetop, ate the apples, took a nap under the shadow? He loved the tree and the tree loved to play with him. Time went by? The little boy had grown up and he no longer played around the tree every day.

One day, the boy came back to the tree and he looked sad. "Come and play with me" the tree asked the boy. "I am no longer a kid, I do not play around trees any more" the boy replied. "I want toys. I need money to buy them." "Sorry, but I do not have money? But you can pick all my apples and sell them. So, you will have money." The boy was so excited. He grabbed all the apples on the tree and left happily. The boy never came back after he picked the apples. The tree was sad.

One day, the boy who now turned into a man returned and the tree was excited "Come and play with me" the tree said. "I do not have time to play. I have to work for my family. We need a house for shelter. Can you help me?"

" Sorry, but I do not have any house. But you can chop off my branches to build your house." So the man cut all the branches of the tree and left happily. The tree was glad to see him happy but the man never came back since then. The tree was again lonely and sad.

One hot summer day, the man returned and the tree was delighted. "Come and play with me!" the tree said. "I am getting old. I want to go sailing to relax myself. Can you give me a boat?" said the man. "Use my trunk to build your boat. You can sail far away and be happy." So the man cut the tree trunk to make a boat. He went sailing and never showed up for a long time.

Finally, the man returned after many years. "Sorry, my boy. But I do not have anything for you anymore. No more apples for you?" The tree said.

"No problem, I do not have any teeth to bite" the man replied. "No more trunk for you to climb on" "I am too old for that now" The man said. "I really cannot give you anything... the only thing left is my dying roots" The tree said with tears. "I do not need much now, just a place to rest. I am tired after all these years" the man replied.

"Good! Old tree roots are the best place to lean on and rest, Come, come sit down with me and rest." The man sat down and the tree was glad and smiled with tears?

This is a story for everyone. The tree is like our parents. When we were young, we loved to play with our Mum and Dad...

When we grow up, we leave them? Only come to them when we need something or when we are in trouble. No matter what, parents will always be there and give everything they could just to make you happy. You may think the boy is cruel to the tree, but that is how all of us treat our parents.

We take them for granted we don't appreciate all they do for us, until it's too late. Let’s give them what they deserve to have in life while there is still time...


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Subject: AGENDA's Icon: NORA AUNOR


Author:
AmQ
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Date Posted: 07:26:29 07/01/03 Tue


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Subject: THOUGHT FOR THE DAY.........


Author:
HRH Galit Sa Bobo
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Date Posted: 07:49:32 07/01/03 Tue

"Siguro I was destined to be a gay, kasi ang dali kong makahanap ng sagot..."Lola Ni Nila, When I Grow Up To Be a Lady #6
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Subject: Gang of Four Beauties


Author:
N. Anuz
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Date Posted: 14:47:06 07/01/03 Tue



Walang Mapipikon

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Subject: DING ang BATO bilis!!! DARNA!!!


Author:
DARNA of the NEW MILLENIUM
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Date Posted: 18:04:03 07/01/03 Tue



Anjanette Abayari in DARNA's costume, she is the sexiest DARNA ever! Too bad, she was one such wasted beauty because Bb. Pilipinas Charities, Inc. dethroned her due to a passport issue. Could she have been the Philippines' rep to Miss Universe 1991, she could have landed in the TOP TEN semi-finalists! Anjanette is very exotic, oozing with sex appeal and articulate too! Well, she have made an impact by starring in a number of movies here in the Philippines, one of them is DARNA, which made her one of the sexiest ever! Anyone knows, what's Anjanette doing nowadays? I hope she'll be back here in the Philippines to star in some of the movies.
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Subject: .


Author:
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Date Posted: 01:53:33 07/02/03 Wed



Subject: TEST


Author:
TESTING
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Date Posted: 04:39:36 07/02/03 Wed

UTILITY TESTING!

Subject: Counter


Author:
RA
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Date Posted: 08:50:30 07/02/03 Wed

Nu'ng isang araw eh mga 7000 hits (2days ago) ang nakalagay sa counter. Ngayon lampas 9000 na. Grabeh! LOL!
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Subject: Yummy!!!


Author:
Mia Kulpa
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Date Posted: 21:22:21 07/02/03 Wed

One of the photos taken last Sunday's Gay Pride Parade 2003 in San Francisco California.
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Subject: GMA 7 GLOBAL TV OPERATIONS


Author:
Carlos Morales
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Date Posted: 00:13:45 07/03/03 Thu

HEARD THAT GMA 7 IS FINALLY VENTURING INTO INTERNATIONAL TV OPERATIONS. FRANKLY SPEAKING, THIS IS A WELCOME NEWS AND A RELIEF TO OFWs WHO HAVE GROWN TIRED WATCHING TFC PROGRAMS. HOPE GMA PRIORITIZE THE MIDDLE EAST REGION TO ALSO TEACH TFC STAFF A LESSON IN CUSTOMER RELATIONS. TFC STAFF ARE SUCH PRETENTIOUS AND SNOOTY PEOPLE!!! FEELING NILA SILA ANG MAY-ARI NG TFC AS YOU HAVE TO BEG FOR THEIR SERVICES. A NUMBER OF OFWs IN OUR AREA HAVE DECIDED TO DO AWAY WITH THEIR TFC SUBSCRIPTION ONCE GMA 7 STARTS ITS TV OPERATIONS HERE. MABUHAY GMA!!!
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Subject: GUESS THE MOVIE TIME!


Author:
AFRICAN QUEEN
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Date Posted: 03:50:43 07/03/03 Thu







photos from showbizpinoy
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Subject: CHOOSE A NATIONAL COSTUME FOR OUR NEXT MU DELEGATE


Author:
OPMB Correspondent
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Date Posted: 04:59:15 07/03/03 Thu



Subject: ONLY AT OPMB!


Author:
Pinky
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Date Posted: 05:24:16 07/03/03 Thu



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Subject: VIRGINAL THOUGHTS #1


Author:
chez
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Date Posted: 07:03:59 07/03/03 Thu

Dear all,

Dahil po alam nating lahat na nagkalat ang VIRGINAL BEAUTIES sa ating bahay, I decided to contribute some thoughts that I know only VIRGINAL BEAUTIES like us can appreciate. So here's one of the series I shall call...VIRGINAL THOUGHTS.

mwahh..


lovely chez,


>>>>>One night, the moon said to me, "if he makes you cry, why don't you leave him?" I looked back at the moon and said, "Moon, would you ever leave your sky?"

>>>>>You are the reason why even at the saddest part of my life, I smile. why even at my confusion, I understand. why even I betrayal, I trust. why even in fear of pain, I love.

>>>>>I want the world to see us together but I always want to be alone with you. I want you to miss me but I don't want to be away from you. I want to give you all of me but how can I give it away when all of me is you?

>>>>>It's hard to hold on to something that you know would never be yours in any way you think of. You just have to learn to let go and face the fact that while good things never last, some don't even start.

>>>>>I have come to realize that destiny can hurt a person as much as it can bless him and I find myself wondering why out of all the people I could have loved, I had to fall for someone destined to be taken away from me.

>>>>>Being the right one for someone is full time job. But if one day everything just slips away, it doesn't mean that he isn't the right one after all.. it only means that he isn't ready yet to be the right one for you.

>>>>>Since the day you left, I've changed. I've become older, wiser and more mature. But there's still a young, stupid part of me, my heart, because it has never stopped loving you.

>>>>>It hurts when we risk our hearts and it ends up getting broken. But what hurts even more is when we still hold on when we already know that we're waiting for nothing.

>>>>>It's so hard to say I'm fine without you, but deep down inside I'm hurting and I have to pretend I'm okay, smile and hold back the tears because from what I can see, you're doing fine without me.

>>>>>I'm holding on to the thought that you're not mine. I'm gonna look at in the eye, smile and say, "you're not mine", then I'd walk away... turn around at the last second and say, "but I wish you were."

>>>>>You walked into my life through an open door... then you left, closing that door and opening another. Now I'm wondering how many more doors I need to go through till open the one that leads me back to you.
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Subject: An anatomically incorrect rock odyssey


Author:
AmQ
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Date Posted: 22:19:26 07/03/03 Thu

An anatomically incorrect rock odyssey

HEDWIG AND THE ANGRY INCH



Genre:
Comedy / Drama / Musical

Plot Keywords:
berlin-wall
betrayal
concert-tour
drag-queen
east-berlin
flashback-sequence
limousine
part-animated
restaurant-chain
rock-band
rock-star
sex-change
tabloid
trailer-park
transsexual
wig
adaptation-directed-by-original-author
interracial-romance
east-germany
musician
plagiarism
transvestite
transvestitism
self-identity
gummi-bear
masturbation-scene
glam-rock
rock-odyssey
self-acceptance
based-on-play
drag
gay
music
transgender
bathtub-scene
gay-interest

Plot Summary:
Hedwig, born a boy named Hansel in East Berlin, fell in love with an American G.I. and underwent a sex-change operation in order to marry him and flee to the West. Unfortunately, nothing worked out quite as it was supposed to - years later, Hedwig is leading her rock band on a tour of the U.S., telling her life story through a series of concerts at Bilgewater Inn seafood restaurants. Her tour dates coincide with those of arena-rock star Tommy Gnosis, a wide-eyed boy who once loved Hedwig... but then left with all her songs.

MPAA: Rated R for sexual content and language.
Runtime: 95 min / Argentina:93 min
Country: USA
Language: English / German
Color: Color

AmQ’s Movie Rating:
4.5* out of 5*
A REVELATION.
No movie after ROCKY HORROR PICTURE had an actor playing a transvestite created a character with such passion and life. John Cameron Mitchell is awesome as Hedwig. A truly enjoyable film. Watch out for the song lyrics that would make you sing a long. Soundtrack is a plus.

Acknowledgements: IMDB and Strand Releasing
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Subject: PHILLIPINE MOVIES AT ALL TIME BEST


Author:
Madam Bola Bola OPMB FILM CRITIC
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Date Posted: 07:19:33 07/04/03 Fri

THE FOLLOWING ARE LIST OF BEST PHIL MOVIES OF ALL TIME
PLS RESPOND BY PICKING THE TOP 3 FILIPINO FILMS OF YOUR CHOICE

MADAM BOLA BOLA/*OPMB FILM CRITIC REVIEWER



Recommended Filipino Films

Marilou Diaz-Abaya
Brutal
Karnal
Moral
Sa Pusod ng Dagat

Tikoy Aguiluz
Boatman
Rizal sa Dapitan
Segurista

Lamberto Avellana
Anak Dalita
Badyao
Portrait of the Artist as a Filipino

Ishmael Bernal
Broken Marriage
City After Dark: Manila By Night
El Vibora
Himala
Hinugot sa Langit
Ikaw ay Akin
Ligaw na Bulaklak
Mister Mo, Lover Boy Ko
Nunal sa Tubig
Pagdating sa Dulo
Relasyon
Salawahan
Tisoy
Wating
Working Girls

Lino Brocka
Adultery: Aida Macaraeg Case No. 7892
Ang Tatay Kong Nanay
Ano ang Kulay ng Mukha ng Diyos?
Babangon Ako't Dudurugin Kita
Bayan Ko: Kapit sa Patalim
Binata si MIster, Dalaga si Misis
Bona
Burgis
Cain at Abel
Dung-aw
Gumapang Ka sa Lusak
Hayop sa Hayop
Ina Ka ng Anak Mo
Ina, Kapatid, Anak
Insiang
Jaguar
Kontrobersyal
Kung Tapos na ang Kailanman
Lunes, Mrtes, Miyerkules, Huwebes, Biyernes, Sabado, Linggo
Macho Dancer
Maging Akin Ka Lamang
Mananayaw
Maynila sa mga Kuko ng Liwanag
Miguelito, ang Batang Rebelde
Natutulog Pa ang Diyos
Orapronobis
Rubia Servios
Santiago
Stardoom
Tatlo Dalawa Isa
Tinimbang Ka Ngunit Kulang
Wanted: Perfect Mother

Augusto Buenaventura
Diligin Mo ng Hamog ang Uhaw na Lupa

Ditsi Carolino and Sadhana Buxani
Minsan Lang Sila Bata
Mula Pabrika Hanggang Fukuoka

Celso Ad. Castillo
Ang Pinakamagandang Hayop sa Balat ng Lupa
Burlesk Queen
Pag-puti ng Uwak, Pag-itim ng Tagak
Patayin sa Sindak si Barbara

Behn Cervantes
Masikip, Masakit, Mahapadi

Mel Chionglo
Lagarista
Playgirl
Sibak

Manuel Conde
Genghis Khan
Juan Tamad Goes to Congress
Krus na Kawayan
Zamboanga

Fruto Corre
Dream Weavers

Sari Raissa Lluch Dalena
Memories of a Forgotten War with Camilla Benolirao Griggers
Mumunting Krus

Nick Deocampo
Isaak
Oliver
The Sex Warrior and the Samurai

Lav Diaz
Batang West Side
Hesus Rebolusyonaryo
Kriminal ng Barrio Concepcion

Peque Gallaga
Gangland (with Lore Reyes)
Oro Plata Mata
Scorpio Nights
Unfaithful Wife
Virgin Forest

Cesar Gallardo
Geron Busabos

Eddie Garcia
Atsay

Laurice Guillen
Kapag Langit ang Humatol
Salome

Jeffrey Jeturian
Pila Balde
Sana Pag-ibig Na
Tuhog

Lupita Aquino Kashiwahara
Babae
Minsa'y Isang Gamu-gamo

Yam Laranas
Radyo

Gerry de Leon
Daigdig ng mga Api
El Filibusterismo
48 Oras
Ifugao
Noli Me Tangere
Sanda Wong
Sisa

Mike de Leon
Aliwan Paradise
Batch '81
Bayaning Third World
Hindi Nahahati ang Langit
Itim
Kakabakaba Ka Ba?
Kisapmata
Kung Magarap Ka't Magising
Sister Stella L.

Mario O'Hara
Babae sa Bubungang Lata
Bulaklak ng City Jail

Antonio Jose Perez
Mumbaki

Gil Portes
Bukas May Pangarap
Markova: Comfort Gay
Miguel/Michelle
Pusong Mamon (with Eric Quizon)
Saranggola

Jon Red
Still Lives

Raymond Red
Anino
Bayani
Kamada
Ang Magpakailanman
Sakay

Maryo J. delos Reyes
Bagets
Sa Paraiso ni Efren

Jose Javier Reyes
Live Show
Makati Ave.
Pare Ko
Radio Romance

Carlos Siguion-Reyna
Ang Lalaki sa Buhay ni Selya
Azucena
Hihintayin Kita sa Langit
Inagaw Mo ang Lahat sa Akin
Patas Lang

Eddie Romero
Aguila
Ganito Kami Noon, Paano Kayo Ngayon?
Hari sa Hari, Lahi sa Lahi (with Hsiao Lang and Chou Lili)
Kamakalawa

Joey Romero
Vampira

Chito Rono
Babae sa Bintana
Bata Bata Paano Ka Ginawa?
Curacha: Ang Babaeng Walang Pahinga
Itanong Mo sa Buwan
Patayin sa Sindak si Barbara
Private Show
Separada

Manuel Silos
Biyaya ng Lupa

Kidlat Tahimik
The Perfumed Nightmare


MADAM BOLA BOLA/*OPMB FILM CRITIC REVIEWER
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Subject: DEDICATED TO MISS UDJAK WE WILL MISS YOU


Author:
Lollipop ni Lola
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Date Posted: 18:14:21 07/04/03 Fri


Courtesy of MSN Photo/Sue Ling Ng
Udjak you are like a beautiful butterfly that Flies from
flower to flower spreading its beauty & Scent.


Courtesy of April King

Your presence is like a breeze in the ocean with harmony & laughter. Good Luck IN BEHALF OF OPMB WHICH YOU ARE ONE OF THE ORIGINAL FOUNDERS. MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU. GOD BLESS YOU

YOURS TRULY

MISS LOLLIPOP NI LOLA
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Subject: When I Grow To Be A Lady 7


Author:
Lola Nila
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Date Posted: 18:21:33 07/04/03 Fri

....."If you going to San Francisco, summer time will be a lovely day, If you going to San Francisco put some flowers in your hair..all accross the nation, such a crowd a nation, people in motion, people in motion..." haaay, kay gandang pakinggan ang boses ni Gng. Lydia Cuaresma habang sinabayan nya sa pag tugtug ng gitara. Opo, mga ate, kay sarap gunitain ang mga ala-ala ng aming pinakamamahal at pinakamabait na guro sa Mababang Paaralan ng Barrio Silik. Ang aking grade 2 teacher. Sino? Si Gng. Balbuena, naku 2 linggo lang yata naging mabait mula noong makagat ng aso. Ayun, pala-utos pa rin. Pero hindi na nya ako inutusang kumuha ng ginatan sa bahay nila, o sino man sa aking mga kamag-aral. Baka naman may disgrasya pang mangyari. Alam mo naman sa amin, wala ng pulis-pulis o kaso-kaso, basta sabunutan na lang kaagad. Ang ginatan? Naku, wala na yon pigpistahan na ng mga itik. Hindi naman lugi si Ma'am Balbuena doon noh, dahil ang mga sangkap noon galing sa "garden" ng school.

Sa lahat ng teacher doon sa aming school, sa palagay ko si Ma'am Cuaresma ang masasabi kong "ahead of her time." Kahit sa pananaw sa buhay. Noong nag-review na ako para sa CPA exam, naala-ala ko ang sinabi ni Ma'am sa amin noon "Don't study just to pass the subject. Study to learn the subject." Si Ma'am Cuaresma na ang gusto gustong awitin ay mga kanta nina Connie Francis, Petula Clark, Dionne Warwick, Timi Yuro. Ni minsan hindi ko siya na pakinggan kumanta ng kanta ni Eddie Peregrina na kasikatan noon. Si Eddie P. na laging ginaya ni Asenio Cuison.."2 lovely flowers, one is red and other white.." na laging pinamamalaki ng bruho kong klasmate. Ako ano ang peborit ko? Siyempre ang awit ng bayan.."Bastos ka walang galang, bakit ka nanggagapang? DI NAMAN NANGGAGAPANG NANGIBABAW LANG PO LAMANG! Bakit mo inakyak ang dalawa kong bundok? AY! AKALA KO AY NIYOG AKO SANA ANG MAGKUDKUD! Bastos ka walang galang, bakit ka nanggagapang? DI NAMAN NANGGAGAPANG NINGIBABAW LANG PO LAMANG! Bakit mo pinasok ang aking yungib? AY! AKALA KO AY BALON AKO SANA'Y MAGSASALOK!" diba ahead of her time din ang lola nyo.......SA KALIBUGAN!

itutuloy
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Subject: merienda time


Author:
pinky
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Date Posted: 18:31:28 07/04/03 Fri

Naku, naisip ko baka nagugutom na kayo at kailangan na ninyong mag-merienda. So, kinontak ko si Nora Daza at eto ang itinuro niya sa akin (charing!!!)


PICHY-PICHY

2 cups cassava (grated / blended)
1 cup water
½ cup sugar
2 teaspoon vanilla
1 teaspoon lihia (optional)

Paghalu-haluin lang lahat ang ingredients at ilagay sa mga small cups at saka i-steam. Kapag luto na, pagulungin sa kinudkod na niyog.

KUTSINTA

1 cup flour
1 cup sugar
2 cups water
¾ tablespoon lihia
konting oil
coloring (yellow)

Same procedure as above.

LECHE PLAN

12 eggs
½ cup water
½ cup condensed
½ cup evaporated
5 tbs sugar
mas ok kung may dayap juice din

Of course, kailangang batihin ang itlog (yung pula lang ha), saka ilagay ang lahat ng ingredients, at sabay-sabay batihin uli. Then ilagay sa llanera at i-steam

NOTE: Actually, itinuro lang ito sa akin. I experimented at epek naman ang resulta.
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Subject: CLOSURE


Author:
AmQ
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Date Posted: 05:20:42 07/05/03 Sat


I got this from a dear friend on my email today and just thought of sharing it to DIDI and to you all...


*sigh*


Closure

I couldn't believe it. I was sitting there, right next to the love of
my life. We were at Starbucks, not daring to say a word. I don't know
if I was just trying to hold back the tears, or there just weren't any
tears to fall, or I just psyched myself that I won't cry. He, on the
other hand, was finishing his nth cigarette since we got there.

Earlier, he asked me why I wanted to see him. I just handed him an
envelope. He said, "Baka maiyak ako dito ah!" (He thought it was my
wedding invitation.) I said, "Hindi yan invitation. Later mo na lang
basahin ok?" But he still opened the envelope anyway, and before I
could say anything else, the golden ring fell from the white stationery.
He just looked at me and said, "Sabi ko na nga ba eh." For a second
there, I thought the world stopped. I can still remember the way he
looked at me when he saw the ring. Not exactly teary-eyed, but
surprised, I guess? Or sad? Or just plain?uhm, blank? I couldn't tell.
All I could remember was the look. It was different. The one I'd
remember for the rest of my life.

It was the ring he gave me the day after my eighteenth birthday. (It
was actually a wedding ring. He said his mother bought it for him, for
the girl he would love forever.) Along with that special ring is the
promise that well, someday, we'll end up with each other and we would
tell our grandchildren about our love story. From that time on, we were
officially a "we". We were best friends in high school who couldn't
exactly define our relationship, although we both knew we loved each
other. Until that day.

But for some insane reason I couldn't even remember, we broke up after a
few months. And things were never the same. We weren't "best buds"
(as we would call each other) anymore. There were no more late night
telebabads, or hi-hello-what's-up texts. Nothing. Well, except for the
birthday greetings and the exchange of Merry Christmas and Happy New
Year's. Oh, and the 2 or 3 times he called me at 3 or 4 in the morning
and said "I love you". (How weird can he get?). Oh, and the other time
he was crying at the other end of the phone line, "Nasa 'yo pa ba yung
ring na binigay ko sa 'yo dati? Itago mo 'yon ha? Kasi someday isusuot
ko ulit sa 'yo 'yun, sa harap ng maraming tao, habang kumakanta 'yung
children's choir? Maglalakad ka sa aisle, tapos hihintayin kita sa
kabila." I found myself crying too after that.

Between birthdays and Christmases, when we had no contact whatsoever, I
was living my life. (Or so I thought. At least I tried.) I engaged
myself in every activity in school there is. People would compliment
me, that I am so independent, so "strong", the
"sorry-you're-not-good-enough-for-me" type. (Or was it just an act?) I
would occasionally hear from friends that he has a new girl. I'd just
shrug it off like it's no big deal and assure them that I am so better
off without him, that I am so over "that jerk". I just couldn't let
them see that I was swallowed by my own emptiness. But at night, just
when I was sure nobody would hear me, I would still cry. Bitterly.

I must admit I got stuck. Amidst all the endless speeches about being
"happy on my own", "letting go and moving on", and the other
okay-keep-telling-yourself-that conversations with my friends, the girl
inside was still hoping. That someday, somehow, she and the love of her
life would still have a chance. I led myself to believe that he IS the
one, and that we're just taking our time but eventually will realize we
belong together.

And then, somewhere between the wishful thinking and the slap of
reality, I just decided I've had enough. I know it's long overdue, but
it's about time I "leave everything behind". After all, it's been four
long years. I had the longing to "feel whole again". I convinced
myself the right thing to do was to finally end what should've ended a
long time ago. (Technically speaking, it WAS over, but for me, it never
was.) I realized that in order for me to really, really go on with my
life, I had to free myself from the "holding on" I've been doing over
the years. Maybe a "closure" was all I needed. As in totally and
completely conclude our so-called love tale. And that's why I was
there.

After what seemed like eternity, I gathered up some courage and said,
"Hindi ata para sa kin 'yan eh." With the unidentified expression on
his face, he asked, "Kelan mo naisip yan?" This time I was sure I was
trying with all my might to prevent the tears from falling. My voice
was cracking. "Dati pa. Hindi ko lang matanggap." Another long
silence followed. N minutes later, I found myself saying, "Alam mo kung
ano'ng naisip kong gawin dyan? Ipa-tunaw mo na lang tapos ipagawa mong
dalawa. Para tig-isa kayo." I was struggling to project the "I'm okay"
image. He just looked away. What a stupid thing to say. But I didn't
care. That was what I was planning to do "when we get back together
someday".

We finished our coffee and I took him home. Just like that. He didn't
say anything. He just sat there. When he got off the car, while he
gave me the directions back to my house, I couldn't help but stare at
him. This might be the last time I'll ever see him again. This is it.
This IS the end. What the hell, I did what I had to do, right?

I said "thank you" and slowly drove away. I couldn't help but feel sad
when I looked in the rear view mirror and caught him just as he was
walking back to his house. He was gone. I know I have to but it may
take some time before I could wholeheartedly get myself to wish him
happiness. With the girl he'll be marrying soon.

***I just felt like writing. So forgive me for any grammatical
blunders. This is for my friends who shared with me that one night?
- Anonymous
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Subject: NAGUGULUHAN PO AKO.


Author:
Antoinette Taus
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Date Posted: 05:37:41 07/05/03 Sat

Nagpunta po ako sa kabilang taypan ng mga messages, yung pangit, mayruon pong posting galing sa akin, pero hindi naman po ako yon. Siguro po, evil twin sister ko po yon, kasi po parang puro evil na lang ang nagpopost duon. Naguguluhan po ako, naubusan na po ba ng mga ideas sa mundo? Baka po katapusan na ng mundo, o kaya, sasabog na po kaya ang mundo................. nila. Mas mabuti po bang hindi na ako magpunta duon? Tatlo lang po ba ang taong nagpopost duon?
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Subject: HU HU HU !!!


Author:
Didi
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Date Posted: 12:14:02 07/05/03 Sat




GOODBYE UDJAK!

WE WILL MISS YOU!

REMEMBER US ALWAYS!

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Subject: HULING PAALAM


Author:
UDJAK
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Date Posted: 17:37:32 07/05/03 Sat

Mga Sisters!

Ako ay patungo na sa himpapawid. Nabasa kong lahat ng inyong best wishes at ako’y touched na touched. Pagpasensyahan niyo na lang ako at ako ay naubusan na nang oras dahil sa pageempake ng limang maletang sapatos at sampung maletang feathered costumes para sa aking mga shows.

Ako ay aalis na matiwasay sapagkat alam kong iiwanan ko ang ating tahanan sa mga mabut, malinis at magagandang kamay, sa inyo. At alam ko rin na iiwan ko sa inyo ang aking tatlong twin sisters na sina GSB, Gul at sweet Didi kasama ninyong mga tunay na kaibigan.

Maraming kaligayahan at katatawanan ang idinulot ninyo sa akin. Dadalhin ko ito sa aking paglalakbay at iisipin pag ako’y nalulumbay.

Dito ko na lang tatapusin ang aking sulat dahil hindi ko na mapigilan aking mga luha.

Dadalhin ko kayong lahat sa akin puso. Maraming salamat.

Nagpupugay,

UDJAK
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Subject: HABANG WALA SI KIRINAH!


Author:
AFRICAN QUEEN
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Date Posted: 20:39:10 07/05/03 Sat





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Subject: When I Grow To Be A Lady 9


Author:
Lola Nila
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Date Posted: 15:06:11 07/06/03 Sun

"Baby, now that I found you I won't let you go. I build my world around you I need you so, even though, you don't need me.."nai-tatak ko na sa utak ko ang peborit ni Ma'am Cuaresma dahil lagi na lang itong pinatugtug at habang abala kami sa aming gawain sa "Arts". Nabigla kami ngunit may halong tuwa ng marinig namin ang sigaw ng katulong ni Ma'am. Akala namin ang libreng merienda na nakagawian namin tuwing Biyernes. Takbo si Ma'am nang malaman nya na inatake sa puso ang kanyang esposo. Sunuran kami lahat. Parang si Ma'am ang inahing baboy at kami ang kanyang mga biik.

Dahil mas bata kami, nauna kaming dumating sa bahay. Patay na si Sir Bitu. Pinagmasdan ko ang mukha. ANG SAMA. Ang sama talaga ng hitsura ni Sir. Kaya pala lagi na lang siyang binibiro sa inuman dyan sa "Robo-Robo" na ginayuma daw nya si Ma'am. Tawa lang si Sir at katwiran nya "Love is blind." Kung sa agham ma-ihahambing nyo si Sir sa "Non-living things". Mahal talaga ng langit si Ma'am Lydia dahil hindi siya binigyan ng anak. Ang lahi ni Sir Bitu ay hindi dapat paramihin.

Pagod na pagod si Ma'am ng dumating, kasama ang klasmates namin na mga babae. Pawis na pawis siyang sinalubong ng isang babae. Umiyak itong binalita kay Ma'am na patay na ang kanyang asawa. Akala namin hahagulgul ng iyak si Ma'am, ngunit ang mga katagang lumabas sa kanyang mga labi ang labis naming ikinagulat.

Si Ma'am Cuaresma na isang ulirang guro. Mapagmahal sa kanyang estudyante. Lagi na lang kaming ini-encourage kahit ano ang kapintasan namin. Si Ma'am na ulirang asawa. Lagi na lang may halik sa pisngi twing hinahatid siya ni Sir sa school. Si Ma'am Cuaresma na mapagmahal sa asawa. Kilala sa baryo Silik na isang kagalang-galang na titser at asawa. Ngunit sa kabila noon si Ma'am ay tao rin pala, marunong ding MAPAGOD!

"Hu!hu!hu! Lydia patay na si Bitu" ang sabi noong babae kay Ma'am. Akala ko iiyak si Ma'am. Ngunit ang binitiwang salita ni Ma'am ang ikinabigla namin lahat. Ikinalaki ng aming mga mata ang katagang mula sa kanyang labi...." NA-A PAY BAHAW (Meron pang natirang kanin)?" sambit ni Ma'am.

OO nga naman sa layo ba ng pinagtakbuhan ni Ma'am talagang magugutom siya. Kami nga naubos namin ang tubig sa banga nina Ma'am dahil uhaw na uhaw kaming lahat!

Itutuloy

(*author's note: this was really happened. The name of the persons involved and the place of the barrio remained as it is. Except for the name of the Town & Province which I can't divulge to protect their identity)
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Subject: TALAGANG di TITIGIL yang mga MAGNANAKAW kaya kailangan na talagang mahuli sa lalong madaling panahon.. nakakagigil na ah..Kaya naman po mga SISTERS hwag na kayong magbibigay ng SUSI ng BAHAY kung kani kanino mahirap manakawan at baka pati sila DIDI, UDJAK,GUL AT GSB ay manakaw... TITIang GALIT yung PIC di mo pa POST?? wala ka time i know naman ok lang.. DITSENG DIDIlaan thanks sa new KEY... kmusta na kaya si MANANG GUL naimpake yata ni UDJAK ..


Author:
babaing galit sa babaing walang lawit
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Date Posted: 15:17:04 07/06/03 Sun

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Subject: ONLY AT OPMB!


Author:
Pinky
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Date Posted: 18:22:32 07/06/03 Sun



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Subject: Nalock kan ako ng GATE !!!


Author:
ANNASF
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Date Posted: 21:43:06 07/06/03 Sun

Avah ..naku na kandaduhan ako ng Gate natin mabuti nalang si Ditse...ay inumaga ng uwi saan kaya nanggaling yan?...ayon pinagbuksan ako ng hitad mahirap talag ang walang susi sa bahay...pero ok na at binigyan ako ni Ditse ..nakatingin nga sa akin ang mga nasa kabilang bahay..hay naku naiingit lang sila sa GANDA ko...che!!!
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Subject: Sayang at wala nang kopyang nag-e-exist ang pelikulang ito.


Author:
RA
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Date Posted: 22:11:02 07/06/03 Sun


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Subject: Miss Intercontinental 2003


Author:
Byutipol
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Date Posted: 02:32:26 07/07/03 Mon


Beautiful Dima Hourani, Miss Lebanon, is Miss Intercontinental 2003, crowned in Berlin, Germany (7/03/03)


L-R: Miss China, 2nd runner-up; Miss Lebanon, Winner & Miss Venezuela, 1st runner-up. Not in picture, Ms.India, 3rd & Ms. Colombia 4th runner up.


12 Semi-finalists from L-R: Katerina Patsali (Greece), Diana Moreno (Colombia), Ela Yilmaz (Turkey), Claudia de Jongh (South Africa), Yong Mei Ma (China), Rafaella Tinti (Brazil), Dima Hourani (Lebanon), Deepti Gujral (India), Alexandra Vodjanikova (Germany), Chantalle Thomasses (Curacao), Ivette Santa Maria (Peru),and Ana Quintero (Venezuela)
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Subject:
AMERICA's TOP MODEL Finalists


Author:
AmQ
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Date Posted: 04:14:17 07/07/03 Mon

WHO WOULD WIN?
WHO IS YOUR CHOICE?






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Subject: ISANG KATANUNGAN KAY GSB,DIDI AT GUL


Author:
ANNASF
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Date Posted: 06:39:30 07/07/03 Mon

GALIT BA SA INYO SI EVITA LOCA??...BAKIT GANOON NA LANG ANG PAG KA AYAW NYA SA INYO AT AYAW NYA SA TAONG AFFILIATED SA INYO BAKITTTTT???BAKIT ANG ISANG INSTITUSYON NG MB AY IMBIERNA SA IBANG KA INSTITUSYON NYA??....KATANUNGAN LAMANG!!!
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Subject: PICTURE TALKS


Author:
Byutipol
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Date Posted: 14:00:29 07/07/03 Mon

This Miss U.S.A. is indeed a drop dead gorgeous even when caught in a rather candid moment. Can you guess who she is?

What was she thinking? I'm sure you can come up with captions for it. Here's some:

"This ampalaya etouffe lip gloss tastes good"
"I am practicing for my future career in Doritos"
"Judges, judges look! I can roll my tongue"
"This is for Alicia Mechado, BEH!"
"Best tongue award"
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Subject: IT'S PHOTO OF OUR FRIENDS TIME!


Author:
AFRICAN QUEEN
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Date Posted: 17:17:12 07/07/03 Mon






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Subject: ONLY AT OPMB!


Author:
Pinky
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Date Posted: 18:58:07 07/07/03 Mon



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Subject: GUESS WHO IS BEING CROWNED.....


Author:
AFRICAN QUEEN
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Date Posted: 21:54:56 07/07/03 Mon


IT'S LOLLIPOP NI LOLA!!!




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Subject: INSPIRATION OF THE DAY TITILLATING GROUP ABERCROMBIE & FITCH EXCLUSIVE AT OPMB


Author:
-> Kirihnah Landihfah
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Date Posted: 22:06:08 07/07/03 Mon

http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0SADPAv8VCifPaDNGUdMWSssaRxsHATpePqzz4okvAGNhw2!OBJwMT15quA2XaQvbXFbClr*RqmpRUGO8Z88fUatfMV7d6CH!ep7hD3pSFds8AAAAkXJUAg/Guy3.jpg?dc=4675400635726017908 src=” http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0SQDOAjIWTTb7vN*n7Djdj*WpXTDocUG7QttwsnDMavZHUtkfqlTbry2r9Z16!jbTz*voJOp2*0z6IK0M16ey1!sCUVqQKI7bEAMPs4MkcgFZQlwDBwL5Sw/Guy15.jpg?dc=4675400635658136745“>




This is the Original "Kambal Sa Uma" one of my Favorites



Pls Stay Tune Dont Change Channel Exclusive only at OPMB

From the Golden Archive Collections of
Miss Kirihnah Landihfah

Mabuhay To All Housemember Here !
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Subject: Francisco DAGOHOY


Author:
Lola Nila
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Date Posted: 04:13:36 07/08/03 Tue

Tawa ako ng tawa doon sa post ni Vavaeng Lawin, re: History/Dagohoy. Pero doon sa nakalimot na sa history, Francisco Dagohoy ay isang Bayani ng mga taga Bohol. Bohol island is located in Visayas, 2 hours by boat from Cebu City. Bohol are famous for Chocolate Hills, Bohol Beach Club sa Balicasag Island (para sa mga diving lovers), Baclayon Church (na pina oldest na simbahang gawa sa bato). Dito rin sa Bohol ginawa ang Blood Compact ni Legaspi at Sikatuna. Bohol also is the birthplace of the late Pres. Carlos P. Garcia. Matutuwa ka sa mga Boholanos kasi every May, kahit saan sila na parte ng Pilipinas, uuwi talaga sila sa Bohol para Mamyesta.

Pero sa hindi nakaalam ang pinakamamahal at nererespeto na prutas ng mga Boholanos ay Ube. itong Ube tulad ng camote, patatas, gabi ngunit ito'y super sarap. Kung hindi lang masusugatan o mabalatan itong Ube ito'y tatagal ng mahigit sa isang taon. Kaya ito'y pangtawid gutom sa panahon ng tag-init. Ang Bohol kasi ay mabato, kaya may kahirapan magtanim dito. May kwento pa nga noon na pag magharvest ng Ube kailangan sa gabi at tahimik ang panahon. Kaya sa mga Boholanos ang Ube ay sagrado. Hinahalikan pa nga nila ito.

Noong panahon ng kastila (time of GSB) tanging ang Bohol lamang ang hindi na conquer ng mga dayuhan. Sa panguguna ni Francisco Dagohoy tapang at pananampalataya lamang upang labanan nila ang manlulupig.

Ngunit sa kalaunan, natalo din ang mga Boholanos. Bakit? Nagka-idea ang mga Espanol kung paano nila mapasuko ang mga Boholanos. Ang Ube ay isang sagradong prutas. Kaya ito ang binala sa kanyon ng mga Espanol. Kaya everytime Ube were landed, yuko lahat ang mga Boholanos. Doon sila natalo.
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Subject: ONLY AT OPMB!


Author:
Pinky
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Date Posted: 05:45:30 07/08/03 Tue



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Subject: Makati Cinemanila: Exploring pink & controversial films


Author:
Didi's Research Team
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Date Posted: 13:55:44 07/08/03 Tue

"In a hundred years of movies, homosexuality has only rarely been depicted on the screen. When it did appear, it was there as something to laugh at-or something to pity-or even something to fear. These were fleeting images, but they were unforgettable..."-Vito Russo, author of "The Celluloid Closet"

THE BEST friend who gives sound advice, the drag queen who always has a witty remark, the cute girl who just happens to like other girls, the psychopathic killers.

There's just no escaping the stereotype gay and lesbian characters in popular movies.

Rupert Everett's scene-stealer in "My Best Friend's Wedding" was the most recent landmark role. The gay best friend was a pivotal character in succeeding movies such as "The Next Best Thing," "Woman on Top," and "The Object of My Affection." Before then, gay characters were mostly just flamboyant, big-haired (and sometimes big-chested) drag queens. Remember "The Birdcage," "To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar," and "The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert?"

As for the lesbian characters, everyone falls in love with them-for example, Amy in "Chasing Amy," Maxine in "Being John Malkovich." Then there are the homosexual psychopaths of the murdering kind, like the ones in "Basic Instinct" and "The Silence of the Lambs."

Just as gays and lesbians are stereotyped in films, so too are their relationships. Movies like "Philadelphia" and "Boys Don't Cry" often portray homosexual relationships as controversial, or as issues. Rarely are these connections shown for what they really, simply are-love stories, romantic encounters, meaningful interactions.

Thankfully, there are a number of notable films in an overlooked genre of cinema that dare to challenge the norm: "Happy Together," "Billy's Hollywood Screen Kiss," and "Wild Reeds."

Also in this list is Stanley Kwan's Lan Yu, which marks its Philippine premiere at the 5th annual Makati Cinemanila International Film Festival. This gay romance from Hong Kong tells the story of Lan Yu, a poor Beijing university student, and his chance meeting with the older and successful Handong, which leads to a life-altering sexual initiation.

Lan Yu falls deeply in love as Handong showers him with expensive gifts, in spite of the older man's insistence that he is not looking for a life-long companion. An Official Selection at Cannes, Lan Yu has screened in over 45 international exhibitions, including the prestigious Sundance, Toronto, London, Rotterdam, Goteborg, Thessaloniki, and Tokyo Filmex film festivals. It has also won seven awards, including the Taipei Golden Horse for Best Director, Best Actor, Best Screenplay, Best Editing, and Audience Award.

The Asian premiere of "Swimming Pool," the latest by celebrated French director Francois Ozon, is also scheduled during Makati Cinemanila. "Swimming Pool" is a provocative film that tackles the relationship between two women. Sarah is a rigid and conservative, yet successful, mystery writer whose life and new novel take a dramatic turn when she meets her publisher's sexy, free-spirited daughter, Julie. The first of Ozon's movies to be made in English, "Swimming Pool" had its world premiere at the recent Cannes International Film Festival.

Makati Cinemanila has always heralded the new and alternative in world cinema by screening movies that would otherwise never be shown in the Philippines. The Academy Award-nominated "Y Tu Mama Tambien," a milestone movie that touched upon homosexuality and starred Mexican it-boy Gael Garcia Bernal, for one. The coming-of-age tale of a sexy threesome embarking on the road trip of their lives drew gasps from audiences when a scene of two boys kissing flashed before their eyes.

"Peony Pavillion," the breakthrough film from China by director Yon Fan, is a love story between female cousins. The film won Best Picture at the 13th Milan and Bologna International Gay and Lesbian Film Festival, and was declared Best Picture in Time magazine's Best Films of 2001.

Last year, Makati Cinemanila presented "Erotic Tales," a renowned series of short films created by Regina Zeigler who claims, "If it's not erotic, it's not interesting." This year, the festival brings "Erotic Tales" back, with the Asian premiere of "Porn.com" by Bob Rafelson, "An Erotic Tale" by Dito Tsintsadze, and "Did You Ever Have Sex Like This?" by Justin Leonard Stauber. This controversial series explores the erotic and sensual in both hetero and homosexual encounters.

Founded in 1999, Makati Cinemanila International Film Festival is an annual project of the City of Makati under Mayor Jejomar C. Binay and the Independent Cinema Association of the Philippines (ICAP) founded by Amable "Tikoy" Aguiluz VI.

By Beia Formoso
Inquirer News Service
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Subject: RECIPE


Author:
Mharck
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Date Posted: 17:10:58 07/08/03 Tue

Para dun sa nagrequest ng recipe ng Russian Salad, eto na po.

INGREDIENTS:

1 kilo potatoes (medium sizes)

2 pieces carrots

15 pieces baguio beans

3 pieces sugar beets (small)

3/4 kilo breast chicken

1 pack of raisins.

1 can pineaplle tidbits(medium size)

3 cups mayonnaise.

salt and sugar to taste.

PROCEDURE:

Pakuluan ang mga gulay hanggang sa maging half cook. Dun sa mga hindi mahilig sa half cook pwede rin well done ang pagkaluto pero wag masyado kse hindi maganda sa salad lalo na pag vegetables dahil nadudurog. Balatan ang pototoes at hiwain ng pakwadrado parang sizes ng ordinaryong potatoes salad. Balatan at hiwain din ng medium size ang carots at sugar beets. Itabi. Pakuluan din ang chicken at himayin. Sa isang mixing bowl ilagay ang mga hiniwang gulay, isama na rin ang hinimay na chicken breast, ihalo ang raisins at pineapple tidbits. Itabi ang syrup nito. Ilagay ang 3 cups ng mayonnaise at i tossed. Maghalo rin ng syrup ng pineapple tidbits, 1 teaspoon iodized salts at sugar para sa inyong panlasa. Palamigin. Ang finished product nito ay kulay lavander because of the sugar beets. Pwede na syang iserve pag malamig na.
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Subject: When I Grow To Be A Lady 10


Author:
Lola Nila
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Date Posted: 20:29:30 07/08/03 Tue

"QUIETTTT!!!" ang sigaw ni Mrs. Maitum ang guro ng Grade-4 section FINE TREE na mabuti na lang naagapan kaagad ang spelling ni Mrs. Mabalot. Lahat kami ay nenerbyos tuwing pumapasok kami klase sa isang guro na MATABA, MALALAKI ANG BRASO, MALALAKI ANG HITA, ANG LAKI NG BIBIL na akala nyo sa komiks nyo lang makikita. Lahat ng nagtatapos ng grade 3, 2 lang ang panalangin: 1. Ma-accelarate sa Grade 5,o 2. Kukunin na ni Lord si Mrs. Maitum. Si Mrs. Maitum na pinakamabagsik at pinaka terror sa lahat ng guro sa Barrio Silik.

Lagi may dalang mahabang "stick" at habang nagtuturo laging hinampas-hampas ng napakalakas ang "stick" sa pisara na sa tingin mo ikaw ang nilalatigo. Dahil sa napakalakas ng boses ni Mrs. Maitum agaw pansin siya ng mga pupils. Kaya madalas siyang sinisilip. Kung alam mo ang sumilip sa klasrom nya kailangan mabilis ka rin umilag dahil kung hindi dadapo sa iyo ang basurang gawa mula sa lata ng "Baguio Oil". Habang buong lakas nyang ibalibag sa iyo ang basurahan may kasamang mura sa salitang muslim-maguindanao na "BABOY NA WATA NI DIKA MAGDUPANG-DUPANG SA AKI HA?? (pesteng batang ito, wag kang luko-luko sa akin).

Kailangan lagi kang handa sa kanyang tanong dahil BATOK ang aabutin mo. Pero ang bading laging survivor yan kahit anong bagyo ang hinaharap. Kaya lagi akong may handang 10 sentimo mula sa 25 sentimo na baon ko. "NILOOO, NAME THE DIFFERENT KINDS OF CLOUDS?" sabay turo sa akin. "Ma'am..ah..ah..pabiling YEMA." "MAGKANOOO?" "Eh, 10 sentimo po." " SIGE KUMUHA KA NG 6 NA PIRASO SA MAY KAHON. ANIM LANG HA. KAYO LAGI NYO NA LANG AKONG GINUGULANGAN. LUGI NA AKO. PAG NAHULI KO KAYONG SOBRA ANG KINUHA NYO, BLAH..BLAHH, ETC." Dyos ko si Ma'am mas mahaba pa ang lamento nya sa kanyang negosyo kasya lecture ng klase. Tapos biglang..."ANITAA, NAME THE DIFFEREENT KINDS OF CLOUDS?? "Ma'am..ah..ah" "BOBO" sabay untod sa dingding ang ulo ni Anita. Kawawang Anita. Malas lang nya malapit sa dinding ang upuan nya.

Kung naging seryoso ako sa klase, siguro fluent na ako sa muslim-maguindanao ngayon. Paano po, ang lahat ng lecture may subtitles sa muslim-maguindanao."CLASSS FOR EXAMPOL: I WILL BUY MATCHES FOR 5 CENTS." tapos dagdag kaagad "PAMASA AKO SA KUGITAN SA LIMAAD" O diba linguist ang teacher ko.

..."yan ang teacher ko di ko ma-dig ang gusto siya'y in na in ngunit out parin, ang teacher kong terror..."

itutuloy
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Subject: KAHIT NA WALANG HUMUHULA - IT'S GUESS THE MOVIE TIME AGAIN!


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Date Posted: 03:26:20 07/09/03 Wed

**************FANTASMA************

This is a must see film, it is a very satirical & disturbing film that is unique & wierd.

Nakakaloka ang mga washroom scene dito, with complete close up shot for 2 minutes na walang puknat na susuhan with matching close -up ng pagkaganda ganda , pakahaba haba at matabang nostalgia ng Lead actor na si Ricardo Meneses.

This teen-ager has the most sexiest body & nostalgic (NOTA) I have ever seen.

It is a highly acclaimmed Brazilian or Portuguese film ? with matching subtitles in English.

It is a story of male voyeaurism with its hot fantasies & weird fetishes. It a must see film for gays but not for homophobic. Due some scenes here aver very disturbing & some consensual sex between straights & gays.

Naloka ako doon sa Police officer na binati -bati niya at nilabasan at may i- dila ang lead actor sa kanyang kamay ng mga pinaglabasan ng sperm, Tuwang tuwa ang lead actor na dinidilaan ang mga T___od ?. Ang nasabi ko na lang Dioskoday, LAHAT TALAGA NG BAWAL AY MASARAP. malaki din ang nota ng Polisha Alonzo doon considering na malambot pa itiz.

The lead actor Ricardo Meneses is such a stunning georgeousr actor that I have a hard time finding a photo of him, I think he only did one movie of his time & that is it.

I would suggest to everybody if they could find a photo of this Beautiful Brazilian actor. If I am not mistaken he could either be Brazilin or Portueguse, to please post it here for our housemember to be the sole judge.

He is not really that guapo-guapo actor in technical terms, but Dioskoday ang lakas ng arrived niya (dating tangah)

I beleived the film is available on DVD, but not sos ure sa VHS, but I think it is about 75% na sa VHS film ito.

Here are some of the Movie Comments & reviews


Date: 2 January 2003
Summary: A cruel reality resulted from loneliness and desire

`O Fantasma' is definitely a disturbing movie. After seeing it, surely you will leave the movie theater thoughtful, impressed and full of pessimism. A movie that makes you think about loneliness in the big urban areas. A story that may be happening outside your house, while you live a comfortable life inside. It is a lonely world that belongs to the night, to the shadows, making part of the underground of the big cities. Once belonging to this world, it seems that its habitants are deteriorated into indigent human beings, who lose their names, homes and origins.

The movie tells the story of Sergio who works at night as a garbage collector on a big city. He lives alone with his dog - and that introduces you into a universe where man and animal live under merged boundary conditions. Sergio is a lonely guy. Homosexual, he keeps himself away from a female job colleague who is always flirting with him. He has no lover, family or friends. But he seems to be always in the company of an enormous desire, which will conflict with his own loneliness.

Loneliness and desire summarise Sergio's reality and push him into a primitive world, where man becomes animal. The protagonist tries to consume his strong sexual desire through anonymous, casual and wild sex. Thus, it is on the dark corners, public toilets and other filthy places where Sergio tries to satisfy his sexual impulse. But the promiscuity of those moments does not appear to satisfy him, since his desire leads him to the figure of an attractive swimmer guy. A guy who lives in one of the districts that Sergio runs into his night shifts, during his journey of work and garbage. That hard and solitary reality makes desire becomes obsession. Apparently, a single motivation only exists: search the young guy, peeping, observing him from distance and getting touch with an opposite environment.

Summary: Masterpiece of Alternate-Sexuality om FilmO Fantasma is a much more complex coming of age tale of a gay garbage collector desperately in seek of a master but at the same time keeping somewhat normal relationships with a fellow-woman garbage collector co-worker and a not quite so normal relationship with his Dobberman

Absolute Must-see except for bigots of all shades.





IMDb user comments for
Fantasma, O (2000)

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donalohanlon
Dublin

Date: 10 April 2003
Summary: Reduced to nothing...

Some of the finest European filmakers from Godard to Kieslowski

to Haneke have all understood the art of reductionism. That is

through a process of editing and re-editing their screenplays and

actual films these men have been able creature a 'pure' cinematic

expereince. However this cannot be at the expense of either

character or sense. This is where O Fantasma goes wrong.

There is no motivation or explanation of the main characters

feelings or actions. We are asked to just accept the way he is. Yet

we are all products of circumstance.

By combining hard core porn in the film we are further alienated.

When Haneke did this in la Pianiste, it was a character who

watched the porn. Here the actors are the porn stars, but the sex is

episodic and not actually necessary or fierce as I believe it was

intended to be.

To say that the central character is meant to be mysterious is fine.

But he is not that well defined. In the end he is just non-descript

and ultimatly not worth the effort. As the film is about this character,

it too ultimately becomes flat and worthless

1/4


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Zen Bones


Date: 3 March 2003
Summary: Where is the Mystery Science Theater when you need it?

You know when a movie about a garbage man depicts his sex life to be as boring as his work life, that film is in a lot of trouble! What we have here are 90 minutes of the most excruciatingly tedious drivel ever to appear on a movie screen. The entire film is cloaked in darkness, but not 'noirish' darkness, or menacing darkness, or erotic darkness, or clandestine darkness, or saturnine darkness, or melancholic darkness. It's just... dark, as in dim. Dull. The director was supposedly trying to set up a natural look since obviously, if you're going to shoot most of the scenes at night in locations where there are minimal light sources, yes... it's going to be dark. To impose even more 'naturalism' on the audience, there is rarely more than one camera set-up in each scene, so we can feel like we are voyeurs. Someone ought to tell Senior Rodrigues that has been done. Many times. And really, the film isn't natural. It goes for art (or should I say artifice) by turning our 'hero' into a phantom (fantasma) who crouches and stalks and eventually becomes a surreal vinyl creature from the black lagoon. It doesn't look sexy, menacing or scary. Just hysterically silly. And so it goes for most of the sex scenes. One never gets the sense that they are smelling, hearing or feeling the eroticism of sex, be it encased in vinyl, leather, or just the heat and sweat of human flesh. HOW CAN ANY FILM POSSIBLY MAKE SEX SEEM SO BORING????? The sound of one leather daddy walking down the street in "Cruising" is far sexier than every sex scene in this film put together, and I don't even like "Cruising" (okay, except for all the hot guys!)! If you want to see some hot sex, I can guarantee you, altogether there is really less than ten minutes of it in the entire film, and barely four minutes of it are actually visible. If you want to see an artistic film about the animalistic nature of sex, fetishism, or an alienated and obsessed gay (bi) person, stick with "Taxi Zum Klo", "Frisk" or Savage Nights". The latter two of those I also didn't like, but they seem brilliant in the light, er.. dark of this film. Even Hollywood makes better films about sexual obsession, fetishism and animalistic symbolism. And think of it, when it comes to honest depictions of eroticism, how much lower can one's standards go than a Hollywood movie?

Seriously, as a true cinephile, I hate having to give such an overtly negative review of an independent film. It really gives me no pleasure. But I'm sick and tired of gutless, pretentious films about sexual obsession that cloak themselves in art school naturalism rather than honest naturalism. What are these directors so afraid of? Given the reaction of those in the theater where I saw this film (those who didn't walk out!), I do have to say that if this film is ever released on DVD, I only hope it includes commentary by the Mystery Science Theater group. With the right amusing banter (or perhaps overlaying some of the dialogue from "Creature from the Black Lagoon" on to this film), this film actually works pretty well as a comedy!




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alexgs1 (lightparty@hotmail.com)
Sao Paulo, Brazil

Date: 2 January 2003
Summary: A cruel reality resulted from loneliness and desire

`O Fantasma' is definitely a disturbing movie. After seeing it, surely you will leave the movie theater thoughtful, impressed and full of pessimism. A movie that makes you think about loneliness in the big urban areas. A story that may be happening outside your house, while you live a comfortable life inside. It is a lonely world that belongs to the night, to the shadows, making part of the underground of the big cities. Once belonging to this world, it seems that its habitants are deteriorated into indigent human beings, who lose their names, homes and origins.

The movie tells the story of Sergio who works at night as a garbage collector on a big city. He lives alone with his dog - and that introduces you into a universe where man and animal live under merged boundary conditions. Sergio is a lonely guy. Homosexual, he keeps himself away from a female job colleague who is always flirting with him. He has no lover, family or friends. But he seems to be always in the company of an enormous desire, which will conflict with his own loneliness.

Loneliness and desire summarise Sergio's reality and push him into a primitive world, where man becomes animal. The protagonist tries to consume his strong sexual desire through anonymous, casual and wild sex. Thus, it is on the dark corners, public toilets and other filthy places where Sergio tries to satisfy his sexual impulse. But the promiscuity of those moments does not appear to satisfy him, since his desire leads him to the figure of an attractive swimmer guy. A guy who lives in one of the districts that Sergio runs into his night shifts, during his journey of work and garbage. That hard and solitary reality makes desire becomes obsession. Apparently, a single motivation only exists: search the young guy, peeping, observing him from distance and getting touch with an opposite environment.

But Sergio seems to be conducted to an unavoidable end: a curious reversal process of the Human evolution. From human being, he seems to revert through a trail that takes him to some animal condition. As if loneliness and desire would lead to the most primitive stage of mankind. The anti-evolution process transforms him in an irrational creature: he eats, drinks, urinates and evacuates as an animal. It is when Sergio abandons his man's part and, protected by black latex clothes, ruptures with the present and starts roaming on an urban world like an animal guided by his instincts only.

A frightening scenario, result from a contemporaneous reality - at same time empty, isolated and cruel. And that victimized Sergio.


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jim smith
new york

Date: 26 November 2002
Summary: Porno fits right in this serious film

Obsession pursues its quarry on a featureless plain.The sex is hardcore. Meneses is gorgeous. A restless young man who takes his quick pleasures, active and passive, with other men in dark alleys, toilets, wherever. Then he comes across the one guy he needs and can't be complete without.

Porno finds its place in serious film.




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Alcibiade del Mezzogiorno
frankfurt

Date: 20 November 2002
Summary: Dull and directionless

O Fantasma is one of those tedious works that invariably draws words like "subversive" from the mouths of the adoring. Rodrigues postulates that the entire night-shift of Lisbon's garbage collection is staffed by aspiring gay porn stars, who have lots of time to do interesting side-work like tearing open bags of garbage with their teeth and peeping into other people's windows. There are lots of "edgy" shots of genitals, and lots of "cinematic" scenes of voyeurism. Sometimes we get to watch the main character float on his back in a pool, genitals blazing forth, for at least five minutes. Sometimes (actually many times) we get to watch him stare into the same living room window, with a Versace-stern glare clearly meant to imply something tremendous. Finally, we get to see him prance around half the city at night in a black rubber fetish-suit. And of course there's lots of brief anonymous sex, just in case the director's intent wasn't already clear. In the end, our hero defecates on the floor of a machine-shop (but not until after slo-o-o-wly unzipping the back side of his rubber outfit and wagging it all for the camera) then runs out the back door, and the credits roll. Boring.


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Kieren J. Valente
Évora, Portugal

Date: 9 September 2002
Summary: Masterpiece of Alternate-Sexuality om Film

Sadly (but not too sadly) I only got to see this film on DVD - the transcription was OK (3.5/5) and so was the sound (=). I liked the extra Bonus of the director's first short: "Parabéns"

O Fantasma is a much more complex coming of age tale of a gay garbage collector desperately in seek of a master but at the same time keeping somewhat normal relationships with a fellow-woman garbage collector co-worker and a not quite so normal relationship with his Dobberman

Absolute Must-see except for bigots of all shades.


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António Nova
Lisboa

Date: 22 August 2002
Summary: "Quench your thirst!"

After I saw this movie here in Lisbon, I walked down the street (actually, this street appears in the movie), from the theater to the subway. It was nighttime. "QUENCH YOUR THIRST!" was scribbled in black graffiti in one of the walls of the station. This is a masterpiece.

San Francisco

Date: 19 September 2001
Summary: Sublime!

I can't stop thinking about this movie. It was the best film I saw this year! It is a film about being alone, and one man's navigation through that desperate state of being. He is able to moderately handle his condition by having random sex with men he meets on his nightly haunts through Lisboa, and the company he keeps with the local dog. Then his world is turned upside down when he meets a man that is the embodiment of all his obsessions, hopes, dreams, and fears. He realizes that no one can live without love and we watch helplessly as he descends into a painful and dark retreat further into himself, taking his victims with him.



Lisbon

Date: 27 October 2000
Summary: A shocker! worth seeing if you can handle it!

Well, it is hard to describe this movie. It shocked the Venice Festival and right doing so! We are asked by this film where the boundaries of the male sexuality are. Can we live without love? not even dogs do it! Please be aware of the explicit sex and the bondage scenes! hey, enjoy it at least as much as I did


Full Cast and Crew for
Fantasma, O (2000




Full Cast and Crew for
Fantasma, O (2000)

Directed By
João Pedro Rodrigues

Writing credits (in alphabetical order)
Alexandre Melo
José Neves
Paulo Rebelo
João Pedro Rodrigues

Cast (in credits order)
Ricardo Meneses .... Sergio
Beatriz Torcato .... Fatima
Andre Barbosa .... Joao
Eurico Vieira .... Virgilio

Produced by
Amândio Coroado .... producer

Cinematography by
Rui Poças

Film Editing by
Paulo Rebelo
João Pedro Rodrigues

Art Direction by
João Rui Guerra da Mata

Costume Design by
João Rui Guerra da Mata

Sound Department
Nuno Carvalho .... sound editor
Nuno Carvalho .... sound mixer
Mafalda Roma .... sound


I not so impressed by the cinematography of the film esp the lighting effect on some scenes, but the over-all plot is good unique & different. Soverall rating for this is
* * * S T A R THRE STAR * * *


Pls Kindly Post you comments here if you have seen this movie.

FOR FILM MOVIE REVIEW & CRITIC
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Hospital sources at Raffles Hospital in Singapore said that Ladan Bijani(L) and her conjoined sister Laleh had both died July 8, 2003, after two days of unprecedented, high-risk surgery to separate their heads and brains. Doctors said that 29-year-old Ladan passed away first and a hospital nurse told Reuters that her sister Laleh died a short time later. The conjoined twins from Iran are seen at a news conference in Singapore June 11, 2003. (Bob Strong/Reuters)
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Subject: Guys, anyone of you who have YM or MSN Messngr so we cud chat? i think dat wud be fun...


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Date Posted: 15:40:47 07/09/03 Wed

Sana mag-chat rin tayo, para mas masaya..hihihi


lovely chez :P

P.S. Thanx pala kina Ate Didi and Ate Kirih, mwahh...

Subject: QUOTE OF THE DAY.....


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Date Posted: 02:59:56 07/10/03 Thu

"Didi , baylarena ka pala . magkano ang charge mo sa trick or treat mo?"

(Vv Lawin upon seeing Didi at NYC Gay Parade)
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Date Posted: 04:13:12 07/10/03 Thu

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Subject: ITS HULAAN TIME/GUESS NYO NGA KUNG ANO YONG DINUDUKOT NIYA SA LOOB ?


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Date Posted: 20:17:37 07/10/03 Thu



PARA YATANG SARAP NA SARAP SIYA ?
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Subject: EMAIL


Author:
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Date Posted: 00:43:32 07/11/03 Fri


Didi my dear, mukhang okay na ang email ko after 48 years. PNag bago kase ng lay out dito sa aming office kaya tinamaan yung ibang cable. Paki try na lng. Take care and regards.

MWWWAAAAAH.....!!!!!

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