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Date Posted: 18:10:28 09/06/02 Fri
Author: kim
Subject: top 10 posts that will provoke a negative response from the low carb diet support group!

i found this low carb joke...i hope nobody gets offended by it..i thought it was so funny...i laughed so hard i cried!actually some of these posts really do sound like some of my posts when i first started lc,lol,,i hope you all think its as funny as i did!

"top10 posts that will provoke a negative response from the low carb diet support group"

#10-i only lost 10 lbs. in the first 2 weeks& nothing for the past 2 hrs..i only have 20 lbs to lose...but this diet just doesn't seem to be working for me.(slap)

#9-i am trying to stick to this diet but every day i get these cravings so..i eat a box of powdered sugar.It makes the cravings go away for a few hrs,but for some reason i'm not losing any weight.(slap)

#8-i really don't understand low carb diets-can someone explain it to me? please email me as i dont read this group regularly because i am so busy& my time is more important than yours-and please hurry-i want to start tomorrow(slap & kick in the butt)

#7-i started low carb 3 weeks ago-i feel great,but have noticed some side effects-mr.happy shriveled up and fell off.Any one else have this problem?(slap & kick in the butt)

#6-i have no kidneys,will an all protein diet work for me?(slap,kick in the butt & poke in the eye)

#5-i have no brain,will an all protein diet work for me?(slap,kick in the butt & poke in the eye)

#4-hi,i'm new here.I have heard that low-carb diets cause sucking gunshot wounds to the chest,can you please prove that it doesn't?(crossposted to ,talk gun)(slap,kick in the butt & poke in the eye)

#3-i am thinking of going off low carb& eating boxes of jello all day,along with frozen pancakes covered in brown sugar.Do you think this is a good idea?Please respond only if you think this is a good idea.(slap,kick in the butt poke in the eye & an atomic wedgie)

#2-i've been on this diet 6 weeks & consider myself an expert however i have one question....can you tell me how many carbs are in lard?(slap.kick in the butt,poke in the eye & an atomic wedgie)

and the #1 post that will provoke a negative response.....

#1- i just ate a cinnamon bun,"accidently" Is this bad? Am i going to gain back all the weight i've lost???(slap,kick inth butt,poke in the eye,atomic wedgie & a stick up the ......never mind

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