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Date Posted: 01:25:09 01/17/04 Sat
Author: El-chan
Subject: Okay this is weird but...

Y'all trust me, right? Good. El has a very serious matter to discuss with everyone. Well, not SO serious.

Did alot of people see Lord of the Rings? Well, then.

Upon seeing the Lord of the Rings trilogy, I became immensely distressed. Why were all the orcs so angry? I mean, yes there was the oppression, but they were pretty oblivious to that, and there was the lack of proper food, but they just ate each other. And then it hit me like a bolt from the blue.

The orcs needed baths. A clean orc is a happy orc. And none of the orcs were clean at all! Deplorable! I decided I needed to take action and FAST. So I appealed to my closest friends, and they shunned me, laughing and scorning my idea. But I found a partner to share my passion, and together we have formed the Bathe the Orcs campaign. One simple pledge, and you too can contribute to the happiness of orcs across the world. You too can bathe and nurture them with shiny new armor and clean skin. And who can forget the pretty pink bows?

Help us, won't you?

This site is still getting pretty, but we could definitely use some assist. :P

Love and Kisses,
El

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