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| Subject: To my scouse friends | |
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Author: Dennis McGuckin |
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Date Posted: Monday, April 28, 04:03:00am Best guys I ever sailed with. I know they can take a joke. After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was enough, as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't strong enough to nick one. The husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. The Scouser said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." "Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand. This procedure also works in Middlesbrough, parts of Bradford and anywhere in Wales. [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] |
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| Re: To my scouse friends | alf corbyn (plymouth devon r 397928) | Monday, April 28, 12:15:29pm |
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| Re: To my scouse friends | Des Taff Jenkins (Happy for Dennis) | Tuesday, April 29, 09:03:51am |
| Re: To my scouse friends | {terry scouse} (buckhaven in fife?) | Monday, May 05, 11:53:03pm |
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| Re: To my scouse friends | {terry scouse} (hi jen) | Tuesday, May 06, 12:39:50am |
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| Re: To my scouse friends | Des Taff Jenkins (Happy for Terry[scouse]) | Tuesday, May 06, 07:56:12am |
| Re: To my scouse friends | {terry scouse} (alchohol misuse) | Wednesday, May 07, 12:55:30am |
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| Re: To my scouse friends | Tony Cooke ((Jokes)) | Saturday, May 10, 11:48:00am |
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