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Date Posted: 03:40:29 11/14/01 Wed
Author: kande
Subject: DBTL opens the 50th present.
In reply to: DBTL 's message, "DBTL takes a seat....." on 20:09:37 11/12/01 Mon

She looks inside the box and groans. Another sweater. She looks up and smiles weakly at the group. "Thank you for the sweater...," she looks at the card, "...KS. It's pretty." She holds up the sweater for all to see. The left arm dangles 3 feet below the right arm. The group murmurs their agreement, then resume clacking needles.

"Next?" DBTL asks with great apprehension.

Bubba walks over and hands her a present. Thankfully, this one is too small to be a sweater. Oh no! Could it be socks? Please don't let it be socks! She opens it, takes a deep breath, then reaches into the box. A puzzled expression crosses her face as she pulls out a red plastic cup with "DTBL" written on the side with a black marker.

Kande beams. "It's your own glass! You're the first klub patron to have her own monogrammed glass!"

"Gee. Thanks." DBTL looks at her watch. "Oops! Gotta run! It's a school night!" She runs out of the klub. A car door slams, then the sound of tires squealing as DBTL floors it.

"She forgot to take her presents!" says Kenamom. "Well, she'll come back for them tomorrow, I'm sure." Kenamom stretches and yawns. "She was right about one thing. It's a school night and I'm zonked! Think I'll go home." She gathers up her knitting things and walks toward the door. The others follow, except for Bubba and Kande. After the last one has gone, Kande looks around the klub. What a mess!

"Who's going to clean this up?" Kande looks at Bubba expectantly. He shakes his head, then points toward the kitchen. "Ah! Good idea!" Kande starts walking toward the kitchen. "Oh, Mulder! I have a task for you!" She opens the door, gives a girly scream, then faints.

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Replies:

Whut? says Mulder, looking perplexed -- Kande's Sis, 19:24:53 11/14/01 Wed
- Lets see..... -- kenamom, pulling out her trusty calculator, 20:27:45 11/15/01 Thu
  - And even over the blare of her speakers..... -- DBTL, 20:46:33 11/16/01 Fri
    - The ultra-secret spy microphone in DBTL's car... -- Kande's Sis, 17:05:25 11/17/01 Sat
      - "You're not melting." -- kande, 03:46:06 11/20/01 Tue
        "ground her for not doing her homework" -- kenamom, 09:47:42 11/20/01 Tue
        As KS screeches to a halt in DBTL's driveway... -- kande, 04:02:05 11/21/01 Wed
        DBTL stops KM with a hand to the face -- Kande's Sis, 08:12:11 11/21/01 Wed
        "Hormones are a good thing" -- kenamom pulling a thick book from her bag., 10:55:15 11/25/01 Sun
        Meanwhile, DBTL's boyfriend.... -- DBTL, 19:32:32 11/25/01 Sun
        DBTL mutters into the phone to her boyfriend -- Kande's Sis, 17:24:28 11/29/01 Thu
        "Hey, young lady!" Kenamom yells after the speeding car. -- kande, 04:32:58 12/05/01 Wed