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Subject: Dude where's my hair?

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Syrup Afig ( Representative of John Freda)

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Date Posted: 22:21:45 10/17/05 Mon

My company has reason to believe that an experiment is taking place within your football club. We have been investigating this for some time and now have photographic evidence of your "Home Grown" operation. Using a member of your squad to grow hair for those less fortunate, could be a real breakthrough in the football world we live in today. There can be no denying that this is taking place, as i said earlier we have a close up of the Guinea Pig, Management Team and a Bald Left Back doing a deal involving an Aldi Bag, and some 20 pound notes.
The thing is we want in......The feeler's have already been put out to a few player's including Danny Mills and Sol Campbell who are both interested. If you do not comply then i must warn you, we may be gay but know how to get tooled up and soon you could be left with nothing but a bald winger.........!!!!!!!
I await your reply with interest.

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Re: Dude where's my hair?	Pere Hiece	18:43:02 10/18/05 Tue