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Subject: An ode to a left back (on the bench)

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The ISA Poet LorryEt

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Date Posted: 18:58:10 10/18/05 Tue

Humpty Dumpty had no hair
He pretended he didn't care
All the Kings Horses and all the kings men
Couldn't get his fringe to grow again.

Humpty Dumpty played in defence
He very seldom sat on the fence
All the Bache players had a dig
And told poor Humpty to get a wig.

Humpty Dumpty went in goal
He wasn't happy playing this role
One of the scousers was a keeper alas
But he played midfield and just didn't pass

Humpty Dumpty made a great save
But as the ball hit a bobble Humpty gave it a wave
It went right past him and into the net
The lads lost the match due to the stupid bald get.

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