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Gag

Author:
NWAS

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Date Posted: 22:58:44 11/15/03 Sat

Paul McCartney has been Christmas shopping
in London. He bought Heather a new artificial
leg, which he had wrapped, before taking it
home and hiding it in a cupboard.

However, Heather discovered the present only
a couple of days later and unwrapped it.
She liked the new leg, but was worried she'd
spoiled the surprise of her Christmas present.

"Relax", said Paul, "that was just your
stocking filler

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