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Subject: Re: Gag

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The Butler

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Date Posted: 09:53:01 11/17/03 Mon
In reply to: NWAS 's message, "Gag" on 22:58:44 11/15/03 Sat

>A scouser is walking through the market when he sees an old lady being vicously attacked by an Alsatian. With no regards for his own safety he attacks the dog and after a while he kills it. After making sure the old woman was O.K he started walking on and a Journalist comes up to him and says ''Wow that was really Brave''
the scouser replies '' It was nothing ''
But the Journalist says '' no it was, I can see it on the front page of tomorows newspaper ' United fan saves old lady''
The Scouser says '' Im not a united fan''
So the journalist says '' oh I am sorry.....City fans saves old lady''
so the scouser replies'' I dont support Man City neither ''
the journalist says'' So who do you Support then?''
''Liverpool'' says the scouser
''Oh I can see it now 'Scouse bastard kills family pet''

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