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Date Posted: Tue, May 22 2007, 17:51:20
Author: storm
Subject: Off Topic - Room 101

Sorry, entirely ID non-related!!
I need to submit an article for a local magazine, relating to what we would all love to see the back of. Some of my thoughts are as below but would love to nick other people's ideas and also gauge if my comments are inaccurate/offensive, afterall I may as well offend people who don't know me & will probably never meet me rather than those that do know me!
1) Cress - what is the point of it, tastes of nothing and after a sandwich you can still feel the stringy bits at back of throat!
2) Wasps - Vicious nasty insects who will follow you for miles just to sting you. Ruin summer drinking in pub gardens! They don�t make honey or help pollinate flowers, they just eat other insects which DON�T sting you.
3) New socks - Why do they attach them with thread, plastic AND cardboard so you can�t separate them without making holes?
4)Trains - often late, no room to sit, overpriced and full of miserable people with laptops who seem to think they have paid for two seats and don't move their stuff for you to sit down unless you breathe down their neck!
5)Dogs not on leads terrorising people in parks trying to eat a picnic.
6) Slim people - moaning that they are fat. You�re not fat, you know you�re not fat so stop pretending you are fat just so you can be reassured by a �real� fat person!

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[> gonna take me a while to whittel list down to five, have to get back on this one, -- Bridie, Wed, May 23 2007, 0:46:05 [1]

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[> Hahahaha, this is a great list. I LOL reading it. Thanks for brightening the day...I agree with the wasps bit....they're the antithesis of bees, who are so productive. Moths!!!! another demon creature....give me a butterfly any day lol. I'll have to think of a few more...hope we get a good list going here. -- UKmum, Thu, May 24 2007, 13:05:56 [1]

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[> [> YES! Moths! Ridiculously stupid creatures, going yampy for any bit of light at night, buring themselves on lights but going straight back for more! If only they poked their head out in the daytime, they wouldn't believe their luck! -- storm, Thu, May 24 2007, 21:55:56 [1]

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[> [> [> ahahahaha that's so funny and true They are really stupid creatures arent they? -- UKmum, Fri, May 25 2007, 12:59:05 [1]

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[> It make you realise that God has the strangest and just maybe a slightly sadistic sense of humour when he put moths on the planet, and some tropical fish too. why such amazing colours when some of them in virtual darkness. -- Bridie, Fri, May 25 2007, 13:36:13 [1]

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