Holding her nose with one hand, Kande opens the door with the other. -- X-Philes World-Shipperville

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Date Posted: 03:54:07 10/10/01 Wed
Author: kande
Subject: Holding her nose with one hand, Kande opens the door with the other.
In reply to: CW 's message, "fiddling around with the puzzle on the ring," on 21:04:35 10/09/01 Tue

She peers into the dark room, wondering where that bright green glow disappeared.

"Bubba! Bubba, it's me!" she yells. She listens intently, but doesn't hear a sound.

"BUBBA! I'm losing my patience here! You are NOT going to get paid for this time, do you hear me?"

That gets a response. A muffled peep is heard, followed by what sounds like a burlap bag being dragged across the floor. Even though her eyes are adjusting to the darkness, Kande is unable to make out where the sound is coming from. She takes a cautious step forward.

Suddenly, the door slams shut behind her.

"Hey! This is NOT funny, Bubba!" You can even hear in her voice that Kande is stamping her foot and has her hands on her hips. She is grabbed from behind by something furry and hairy, but not before she manages to yell out a girly scream.

Meanwhile, back at the klub, the mayor is nibbling on Doggett's ear. KS is about to emerge from her hiding place when the others surround her. They have decided on a costume. KS goes limp, but not before she sees what they have in mind. She groans, which is ok because it fits in with her "pretending" to be drunk.

Rabid takes charge. "Ok, with my arm," at this she pats the cast and winces, "I can't help out, so you guys are going to have to put the costume on her. CW, why don't you start with her feet? Detoured, you can start from the top."

"Ew! Her feet smell!" says CW. "Why do I have to do the feet? Why can't somebody else?"

They begin bickering amongst themselves, nobody wanted the dirty job of undressing KS.

"Silence!" shouts the mayor. Doggett grabs his ear since the mayor was still chewing on it at the time of her shout. "Did you hear that?" Everyone is quiet, someone shrugs. "Didn't you hear a girly scream?" The group shakes its collective head.

The mayor is indignant. "Well, I never!" She shakes her finger at the group. "Let me remind you that I am the mayor of this burg, and what I say goes. Do I make myself clear? Good. Now, I'll ask again. Didn't you hear a girly scream?"

The group nods vigorously.

"That's better. Now, forget KS. Let's investigate that scream."

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Replies:

It's not my feet that smell, it's Kande's shoes that I'm wearing -- Kande's Sis thinks irritably, 19:16:37 10/10/01 Wed
- JD, KM, KS, CW, Det. and Rabid all stand out side the Klub looking at the UFO crash in awestruck...uhm...AWE! -- Rabid, happy to be here, 20:54:01 10/11/01 Thu
  - The mayor goes inside the klub, then returns with a handful of straws. -- kande, 03:59:46 10/12/01 Fri
    - As Stardoe navigates the cleavage (I mean pass...uhm....gorge...that is...ahhhh...VALLEY) between Mt.DF1 & Mt.DF2.... -- Rabid, who thinks she may have the short end of the EENIE..., 18:10:49 10/12/01 Fri
      - Kande staggers from the ship's hold -- Kande's Sis, 08:47:02 10/13/01 Sat
        "Nice binoculars, Stardoe," Kande chuckles. -- kande, 04:43:36 10/15/01 Mon
        Donate a whole bunch of money to the ...uh...Shipperville IG roundup fund -- Kande's Sis, 13:41:50 10/15/01 Mon
        "What we need to do is find out -- CW, 21:09:32 10/15/01 Mon
        While Stardoe scours the alien ship... -- kande, 03:40:44 10/16/01 Tue
        ...see if she gets huge green gooey lumps... -- Kande's Sis, 19:46:04 10/17/01 Wed
        Looks around for Rabid.... -- kenamom, trying not to look bored while CW rambles on, 19:10:03 10/21/01 Sun
        Meanwhile, back at the library... -- kande, 04:36:21 10/22/01 Mon
        Still mumbling about Curley, Moe and gang, -- CW, 20:35:24 10/22/01 Mon
        JD starts to back up to the door -- kenamom, 09:00:02 10/23/01 Tue