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Date Posted: 04:40:12 10/26/01 Fri
Author: kande
Subject: JD twirls around to see that the television has come on.
In reply to: Kande's Sis shrieks 's message, "It's me, you twerp! This is my house!" on 06:40:57 10/24/01 Wed

He yelps, then looks around for the remote. He can't find it anywhere.

"Stop fussing," says Scully. "I think this might be important." She reaches under a seat cushion and pulls out the remote. She turns up the volume.

"We are everywhere," says the person on tv. The person physically resembles IG, but the voice is definitely Barry White-ish. "You will never be alone because we will always be there, watching your every move."

"Man, is that creepy!" says JD.

"What, that they will be watching?" asks Scully.

"No. That voice coming out of that body!"

"SILENCE!" screams the Barry White Islandgirl. JD and Scully both clamp their mouths shut. "Mayor-for-life Kenamom is no longer your leader. She is being dealt with as I speak. Your new leader will monitor your every move, your every thought. Anyone who strays from the strict guidelines (which you will soon receive via Shipperville Messenger Service) will be punished. Severely."

"What could they possibly do to us?" whispers Scully. JD shrugs.

"I'll tell you what we can do to you. We are in the process of setting up a special video room that will show nothing but Leonardo DiCaprio movies."

"Ew!" Scully scrunches up her nose at the thought. "That is awful!"

"And now, without further ado, here is your new leader." Barry White-IG steps aside. A figure emerges from behind a curtain.

"Bubba!" JD can't believe his eyes. "I can't believe it!"

Bubba climbs the steps to his throne. He is wearing a lush, velvet cape and a bejeweled crown. A little stepstool suddenly appears. He uses it to climb onto the throne, then the stepstool disappears as mysteriously as it appeared. He claps his hands together. Another IG clone appears and hands him his scepter. He bangs the floor 3 times with the scepter. The Dancing Danas appear and begin performing.

Just then, KS breaks down the door. She rushes to join JD and Scully in front of the television. "I heard everything! How can this be? He seemed like such a nice little fella."

Somebody knocks on the door. "Shipperville Messenger Service!" chirps a voice.

And so it begins...

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Replies:

All Shippervillians were caught by surprise -- CW, 18:04:18 10/26/01 Fri
- The first metal structure he checked out was at... -- Kande's Sis, 22:14:14 10/26/01 Fri
  - After giving Kande a pamphlet on KS's rebel resistance unit, JD move on to the next metal tower... -- Rabid, in her swanky Librarian Love Nest, 11:12:59 10/27/01 Sat
    - KS is afraid of vampires, JD reveals in his delirium -- Kande's Sis, 10:06:29 10/28/01 Sun
      - As the ambulance pulls away from the library, Rabid goes directly to the mythology section. -- kande, 03:48:40 10/30/01 Tue
        Because he is -- CW, 14:10:42 10/31/01 Wed
        Walking down the dark hallway from the ladie's loo... -- Kande's Sis, 21:27:05 10/31/01 Wed
        Laying on the floor trying not to -- CW, 06:48:59 11/01/01 Thu
        Back in the trenches... -- Kande's Sis, Hup! Hup! Hup!, 08:00:58 11/02/01 Fri
        ...INSANE???" KS stares at Rabid. -- kande, 04:27:24 11/06/01 Tue
        AAAAAAIIIIIIIIAAAAARRRGGGHHH! screams Rabid -- Kande's Sis, 20:56:03 11/06/01 Tue