The klub is abuzz after the season premiere. -- X-Philes World-Shipperville

[ Show ]

Support VoyForums

[ Shrink ]

VoyForums Announcement: Programming and providing support for this service has been a labor of love since 1997. We are one of the few services online who values our users' privacy, and have never sold your information. We have even fought hard to defend your privacy in legal cases; however, we've done it with almost no financial support -- paying out of pocket to continue providing the service. Due to the issues imposed on us by advertisers, we also stopped hosting most ads on the forums many years ago. We hope you appreciate our efforts.

Show your support by donating any amount. (Note: We are still technically a for-profit company, so your contribution is not tax-deductible.) PayPal Acct: Feedback:

Donate to VoyForums (PayPal):

[ Login ] [ Contact Forum Admin ] [ Main index ] [ Post a new message ] [ Search | Check update time | Archives: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, [9], 10 ]

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

Date Posted: 03:59:37 11/12/01 Mon
Author: kande
Subject:

The klub is abuzz after the season premiere.
In reply to: Kenamom, proud cyber mom 's message, "Happy Birthday Lana**major premiere spoilers***" on 22:16:24 11/11/01 Sun

Bubba is busily pouring drinks and Mulder is frantically washing dishes. Suddenly, screeching tires are heard out front and the bass thump-thump-thump of a radio being played way too loud is heard over the din.

KS rushes over to the window to check on the situation. Her hand is hovering over her assassin utility belt (just in case). She peeks through the curtain, then exhales with relief.

"It's DBTL!" she says. Everyone jumps into action. The lights are flicked off just as the door opens. DBTL walks in, swinging her car keys.

"Hello?" she calls.

"SURPRISE!!!" Balloons fall from the ceiling and confetti is flying everywhere. Kande's face twitches at the thought of cleaning this up. The Red Speedo Revue takes the stage to act out Marilyn Monroe's version of Happy Birthday. At the conclusion, Bubba hands DBTL a root beer as CW and Rabid wheel out a cart overflowing with presents.

"For me?" asks DBTL. "For li'l ol' me?" She fakes innocence, which the crowd eats up like candy. She takes a sip of root beer, then dives in.

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

Replies:

Oooh KS...thanks....er, what is it? DBTL asks -- Kande's Sis, 09:15:07 11/12/01 Mon
- DBTL takes a seat..... -- DBTL, 20:09:37 11/12/01 Mon
  - DBTL opens the 50th present. -- kande, 03:40:29 11/14/01 Wed
    - Whut? says Mulder, looking perplexed -- Kande's Sis, 19:24:53 11/14/01 Wed
      - Lets see..... -- kenamom, pulling out her trusty calculator, 20:27:45 11/15/01 Thu
        And even over the blare of her speakers..... -- DBTL, 20:46:33 11/16/01 Fri
        The ultra-secret spy microphone in DBTL's car... -- Kande's Sis, 17:05:25 11/17/01 Sat
        "You're not melting." -- kande, 03:46:06 11/20/01 Tue
        "ground her for not doing her homework" -- kenamom, 09:47:42 11/20/01 Tue
        As KS screeches to a halt in DBTL's driveway... -- kande, 04:02:05 11/21/01 Wed
        DBTL stops KM with a hand to the face -- Kande's Sis, 08:12:11 11/21/01 Wed
        "Hormones are a good thing" -- kenamom pulling a thick book from her bag., 10:55:15 11/25/01 Sun
        Meanwhile, DBTL's boyfriend.... -- DBTL, 19:32:32 11/25/01 Sun
        DBTL mutters into the phone to her boyfriend -- Kande's Sis, 17:24:28 11/29/01 Thu
        "Hey, young lady!" Kenamom yells after the speeding car. -- kande, 04:32:58 12/05/01 Wed