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Date Posted: 03:18:38 12/11/01 Tue
Author: kande
Subject: "Oh, puh-leez!" snorts kande.
In reply to: Kande's Sis 's message, "Oh all right! KS confesses" on 21:53:19 12/10/01 Mon

"You give up caffeine and pepsi EVERY year! And I for one am not giving up my morning 5 cups of joe. Bubba! Put on a fresh pot and pour that old one over my sister's head."

Bubba gives his alien salute, then sidesteps his way to the coffeemaker, careful to not turn his back on this wacky, unpredictable crowd.

"And one more thing, sis," says kande while shaking a finger in her sister's face. "If all you're getting me for Christmas is the 'gift of health', you are in big trouble."

"Is that you talking, or is it Bud the Cyst?" retorts KS.

"You leave Bud out of it!"

"Why you little...!" KS jumps on kande and the two wrestle on the floor. Bubba hovers over them with the pot of decaf coffee, trying to get a clear shot of KS.

Just then, Kenamom bursts into the klub. "My exam is over! Let the X-Files marathon begin!" The klub patrons whoop and holler as they run toward the big screen tv. A scuffle or two breaks out over the front row seats, but everyone settles down as soon as the theme song begins. Even kande and KS stop fighting and move toward the tv, mesmerized by the music.

"Da da da da DA da!" sings the group. Everyone sways in time, except KS, who has no rhythm. She jerks around like Elaine on Seinfeld.

"Pop-tarts! Who has the pop-tarts?" demands Kenamom during the first commercial break. A box of frosted brown sugar cinnamom is passed her way.

"What did I miss?" asks IG as she enters the klub.

"I thought you weren't watching season 9," says Rabid.

"Well...um....er...I heard I might like this one."

"Here, take my seat," offers Detoured. "I need to be on alert anyway, being a superhero and all. This is the time of year there are eggnog emergencies everywhere and I need to be ready to provide immediate assistance." She puffs out her chest so the 'EE' is prominent.

"Here's an eggnog emergency," says CW. "I don't have any."

"Detoured, to the rescue!" And with that, Detoured dashes to the bar and grabs the ingredients for eggnog. Quicker than you can say "Mulder-and-Scully-sittin'-in-a-tree", she's whipped up a batch of eggnog and is pouring a glass for everyone.

"Shhh! The show's back on!" says kenamom.

"Isn't he dreamy?" says Melissa as Doggett appears on the screen, lying on a hospital bed with tubes everywhere and a neck brace.

"He's mine!" screams KS and she dives on Melissa. The two scrap awhile, then stop when Reyes appears on screen at JD's bedside. They both attack the screen.

"What's going on here?" asks DBTL, who just entered the klub.

"Where have you been?" asks Kenamom in her most maternal tone. "You missed curfew by 3 days! Explain yourself, missy!"

"I know this will sound crazy, but...I was abducted by aliens."

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Replies:

"They said they were . . . -- CW, 16:48:25 12/11/01 Tue
- How many fat grams is that? -- Kande's Sis asks fussily, 06:26:33 12/12/01 Wed
  - DBTL plops done on the floor -- DBTL, back from the land of TOO MUCH TO DO1, 17:34:59 12/12/01 Wed
    - While everybody is entranced with the big screen -- CW, 20:27:25 12/12/01 Wed
      - I just want to go home! -- Kande's Sis, 06:50:23 12/13/01 Thu
        Suddenly KS's tattered sweater begins to move -- kenamom, 08:51:58 12/14/01 Fri
        "You know you two that . . . -- CW, 20:52:42 12/14/01 Fri
        Bubba is in the corner, desperately trying to contain his foot -- Kande's Sis, 08:55:43 12/15/01 Sat
        "Hey, could you people keep it down? I am trying to NOT watch the X-Files over here..." -- Rabid, who never makes resolutions as she is irresolute, 22:15:05 12/16/01 Sun
        Okay, Okay so the eppy is called "Darkness Falls"...my how quickly I forget! (NT) -- Rabid who hangs her head in shame at the gaff, 00:00:07 12/17/01 Mon
        "Who spilled all over the floor?" demands kande. -- kande, 03:18:57 12/18/01 Tue
        Kenamom smiles as she notes the green on her visor is a Christmas Green -- kenamom, getting in the spirit, 10:20:57 12/18/01 Tue
        "I love you guysh!" slurs Rabid. -- kande, 04:57:58 12/19/01 Wed
        KS starts the impromptu Xmas etiquette class -- Kande's Sis, 06:47:31 12/19/01 Wed
        "Merry Christmas! -- CW, 20:59:34 12/21/01 Fri