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Date Posted: 15:05:19 10/28/06 Sat
Author: jennings
Subject: Back To The Future
In reply to: jennings 's message, "hugh laurie sketches" on 13:12:12 10/28/06 Sat

�Back To The Future�
Written by Mark Jennings Reese II

Marty (Michael J. Fox)...Will Forte
Doc Brown...Hugh Laurie
Rush Limbaugh...Darrell Hammond

Details: Doc Brown foils Rush Limbaugh

(Fade in)

(Marty sits in his living room, because of his disease he jerks around in his seat)

(Suddenly, Doc Brown enters the house like Kramer did on �Seinfeld�)

Doc Brown: Marty! I got here as soon as I could! We got to do something!

Marty: Doc! I know. I know. This is heavy!

Doc Brown: Marty, this has got nothing to do with gravity! We�ve got to do something!

Marty: Doc, do you still have the DeLorean?

Doc Brown: I do Marty, but I told we are only to use the time machine in case of an extreme emergency.

Marty: Listen to me, Doc! This is an extreme emergency!

Doc Brown: You�re right, Marty. What�s your plan?

(Doc Brown huddles with Marty on a plan)

(SUPER: A FEW HOURS LATER...)

(Cut to Rush Limbaugh�s radio show studio)

Rush Limbaugh: Rush Limbaugh, mega dittos. We will be back in a few moments after this word from Snapple beverages.

(Suddenly, Doc Brown enters the studio)

Doc Brown: Rush! Rush Limbaugh! You�ve got to come with me! It�s a matter of life
and death!

Rush Limbaugh: Okay. Who are you?

Doc Brown: My name isn�t important�you see, you need to go back to the future. There is a problem�

Rush Limbaugh: What happens in the future? Do I turn about to be a jerk or something?

Doc Brown: Rush, you are already a jerk�and that can�t be fixed. It�s your kids! Your kids are the problem in the future!

Rush Limbaugh: I don�t have any kids.

Doc Brown: That�s exactly it. In the future you have kids and they grow up to be complete fat-cat anti-Semites.

Rush Limbaugh: I always knew I could do it.

Doc Brown: Are you not listening to me? You have to save your children!

Rush Limbaugh: Okay. What do I have to do?

Doc Brown: Get into the time machine.

Rush Limbaugh: A DeLorean! I haven�t seen one of these since my second marriage! Ha! Mega dittos to myself!

Doc Brown: Okay. First we turn the time circuits on. This one tells you where you are, this one tells you where you�re going, this one tells you where you were. Now get in and get on your way to the future.

Rush Limbaugh: Sounds good. Thank you. I didn�t catch your name.

Doc Brown: Don�t worry about that. Besides, what�s in a name?

Rush Limbaugh: I guess. See you in about 9 years.

Doc Brown: You bet.

(Cut to a video clip of the DeLorean speeding into a brick wall and explodes)

(Marty approaches Doc Brown)

Marty: Well, Doc, I guess we�ve done it. I guess the future will have to deal with him now.

Doc Brown: You mean, the past.

(Marty and Doc Brown share a laugh)

Marty: You sent him into the past, right?

Doc Brown: Great Scott! I sent Rush Limbaugh into the future!

Marty: Doc, NO!

(SUPER: TO BE CONTINUED...)

(Cue music � �Back In Time� by Huey Lewis & The News)

(Fade out)

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