- Saturday's Episode -- Prateek Srivastava, 21:51:08 11/10/04 Wed
I don't know who else is having problems. But for the last episode and this upcoming one. I am having problems getting my sketch to Pat. I don't know what is going on Pat. I made sure not to use captital letters or anything outrageous. I type in SNY Sketch Submission. I will send it to you again. If anyone has any ideas, on solutions that would be great. I hate to re-hash this problem of properly sending sketches.
I will also post the sketch here so everyone can take a look if perhaps it's not posted.
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- Patrick, I got a 'delay message' from Yahoo about your Hotmail account -- mjr, 10:04:24 11/13/04 Sat
They said that I didn't need to send the message again, but that it would be delayed getting to you. I will post it here so you can put it into the Liam Nesson show. Thanks!
A sketch by Jack Farrell amd myself is in the reply
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- Which Came First? -- S-Calade, 05:11:48 11/09/04 Tue
I was just wondering which impression came out first Winona Ryders impression of Bjork on SNL, or Alex Borsteins impression of Bjork on MADTV?
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- The Best of Tom Hanks -- Patrick Lonergan, 13:31:03 11/08/04 Mon
I missed chat last night, but I was wondering what everyone thought about the Best of Tom Hanks special Saturday night? I haven't seen much discussion on the special anywhere on the internet, quite a disappointment when SNL takes the time to air funny sketches for a change.
Two sketches that I thought should have been included were Mr. Belvedere Fan Club, and Bean Cafe. Almost everything else was spot-on, except that Hanks' role was considerably marginal in the Wayne's World sketch (which already appeared on Best of Mike Myers, if I'm not mistaken). I also thought Hanks' cameo on WU was a pointless inclusion, especially since he spoke not a line. That looked more like a nod to Tina Fey than Hanks, who without a doubt was a pivotal host during the Lovitz-Hartman years (his most recent hosting in 1996 was a bad episode considering how great that season became in the long-run). All in all, a great collection of sketches, which perhaps could have been further highlighted by a brief "impressions" reel. Who wouldn't have liked to see his Dean Martin singing about those "cho-based molecules" once more!
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- Everyone oughta Know -- It's Official, 16:05:08 11/03/04 Wed
It's Official Bush Won. Looks like Forte's gonna be one happy camper continuing as the President. While Seth Meyers can kiss his one time spotlight character Kerry Goodbye.
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- Upcoming Guests -- CCS, 01:54:15 11/05/04 Fri
Nov. 13: Liam Neeson / Modest Mouse
Nov. 20: Luke Wilson / U2
This will make Luke Wilson the second mock host to later be booked.
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- REVIEWS: Kate Winslet 10/30/04 -- Patrick Lonergan, 17:26:32 10/30/04 Sat
An update of "titanic" proportions.
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- REVIEWS: Jude Law 10/23/04 -- Patrick Lonergan, 19:07:17 10/23/04 Sat
Jude Law comments and critiques!
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- Pat, the update is not showing up! (NT) -- mjr, 22:01:45 10/23/04 Sat
- Lip sync artist Ashley Simpson -- jj, 00:17:36 10/24/04 Sun
- Oh so sad -- Jack Farrell, 19:55:10 10/24/04 Sun
- An actual SNY Review for this week, The Jude Law Edition -- Jack Farrell, 20:41:19 10/25/04 Mon
- I know, I know -- Jack Farrell, 15:46:28 10/27/04 Wed
- Review today - stupid retort yesterday -- CCS, 03:35:35 10/28/04 Thu
- "Well Overdue"-Kind of like the Red Sox- SNY Episode Review -- Prateek S., 23:10:35 10/28/04 Thu
- Comments -- Prateek, 17:06:52 10/22/04 Fri
This bit about Arnold Schwarzeneggar just missed the WU. So I was wondering if anyone had any comments about it. I know it gets similar to "Ahnuld Jokes" on SNL. If anyone has a chance, I would appreciate any feedback.
Just to reiterate, I apologize for no reviews so far. But I will review the Jude Law Episode.
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- Monologue Idea -- Jim Bevan, 21:54:29 10/18/04 Mon
I've been working on this for a while, and I'd like to get it in as my first monologue piece. What do you guys think of it?
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- The Latest Show Possible -- Vincent Gargiulo, 04:08:08 10/20/04 Wed
Hi everybody. My name is Vincent Gargiulo. I contribute every once in a while. I used to contribute quite a lot but my doctor told me to cut back as I was starting to get sore. Anyway, I'm here to shamelessly promote my new website and here's the best part:
IT'S NOT FUNNY!
(Just like my sketches)
It's a website called "The Latest Show Possible". Come everyday and hear a different depressing sad song! What fun!
Go hear (note the pun):
<a rel=nofollow target=_blank href="http://home.earthlink.net/~gargiulov/thelatestshowpossible/">http://home.earthlink.net/~gargiulov/thelatestshowpossible/</a>
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- REVIEWS: Queen Latifah 10/09/04 -- Patrick Lonergan, 15:59:19 10/09/04 Sat
Here we go. I was out all night, so I had to upload some material this afternoon to make up for lost time. CCS will have a sketch coming later, but you can enjoy these in the meantime!
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- Question -- Prateek S., 12:39:12 10/16/04 Sat
Would Jude Law be a good person to play Joaquin Phoenix.
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- An Apology -- Dave Coulier, 21:12:42 10/11/04 Mon
Hello, I am Dave Coulier of FULL HOUSE fame. I’d like to apologize on behalf of Flavor Flav and any other celebrity that has ever posted something on SNY. We are all a bunch of bored people and your site is very funny. Just the same, you won’t be hearing from Flav anymore, because he recently checked himself into re-hab. But Flavor didn’t mean to be rude. He just wanted to be part of the comedy the only way he knows how. BY BEING HIMSELF!
But what do I know, I just another washed up celeb with nothing to look forward to but the FULL HOUSE reunion special. But if anyone wants to talk, you can contact me via email.
john_stamos_sucks@aol.com
Goodbye
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- Live from snlyou.jt.org its Saturday Night You! Chapter 4 -- Jack Farrell, 19:40:45 10/13/04 Wed
Read on in the reply about the first mock season of SNY, also feel more than free to reply, scroll down for previous installments.
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- Sketch for Latifah Show -- DRG4, 07:12:45 10/08/04 Fri
I don't think it my e-mail got through again, so here's the sketch. I recommend that everyone else post their sketches here as well so there isn't a whole big mess like last week.
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- Siginificance -- Stan Tavera, 20:39:54 10/07/04 Thu
I'll get a review in tomorrow. But I am curious about something. I read some sketches in the archive, and there are some lines that are bolded. Is there any significance to that? Or is just something that happens.
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- WU Jokes for Queen Latifah's show -- Jim Bevan, 09:43:42 10/07/04 Thu
I was working on a CO for the show as well, but it tanked in the development phase. It's rather hard to cast Queen Latifah as Condoleeza Rice. Ah well, I hope you like the Update jokes. For the next show, with luck, I'll have a monologue ready for Jude Law. It would be my first mono, and I want to make it really good. Enjoy the jokes.
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- REVIEWS: Ben Affleck 10/02/04 -- Patrick Lonergan, 02:30:11 10/03/04 Sun
Well, this should be everything. A smaller turnout, but some fairly meaty sketches just the same. I haven't even seen the real premiere yet, I'll watch the tape before coming to chat tomorrow night.
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- Live from snlyou.jt.org its Saturday Night You! Ch.3 -- Jack Farrell, 19:06:04 09/29/04 Wed
Read on in the reply about the very first season of Saturday Night You (I know finally!) Scroll WAY down for previous installments.
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- My picks for best of the summer season -- Jim Bevan, 19:57:13 09/08/04 Wed
I know it's probably a little early, but I just thought I'd share what I considered to be the most humorous, entertaining sketches of the summer season. Enjoy
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- Re: My picks for best of the summer season -- Jim Bevan, 20:07:45 09/08/04 Wed
- Post your Best of Summer picks here. Update on 9/25. (NT) -- Patrick Lonergan, 22:44:54 09/09/04 Thu
- Nah, he was just reinforcing your example -- Hillary, 23:37:47 09/11/04 Sat
- Suggestion -- Prateek Srivastava, 01:16:19 09/18/04 Sat
- Nominations -- Prateek Srivastava, 13:16:03 09/18/04 Sat
- My picks for best of the summer season -- Stan Tavera, 16:05:58 09/19/04 Sun
- Jacks Super Awesome PI-eh whatever -- Jack Farrell, 17:22:36 09/20/04 Mon
- JP Diddy and the JP Diddy Dancers Present: BEST OF SUMMER 2004! -- J.P. Diddy, 03:49:10 09/24/04 Fri
- The long awaited picks from Mark Jennings Reese II -- because jennings said so!, 09:00:38 09/24/04 Fri
- Time flies when you're unemployed waiting for school to start -- Jen's Best of and some useless statistics, 19:21:40 09/24/04 Fri
- Sketch for Affleck/Nelly -- DRG4, 20:08:52 09/28/04 Tue
I e-mailed this to Patrick a few days ago, but I don't think it got through, so here it is. It's in the reply. I also sent him that Weekend Update Auditions sketch that I tried to get on for the summer shows (that I also winded up posting here), but I won't post that again.
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- New Sketch -- The First Presidential Debate -- jennings, 17:04:22 09/26/04 Sun
Read on...please leave any comments or suggestions
Thanks...enjoy
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- Confirmation -- Stan Tavera, 12:42:41 09/26/04 Sun
Just in case anyone didn't know. It is confirmed that Seth Meyers and Tina Fey will be the Anchor Team for the new Weekend Update.
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- Eergh -- Jim Bevan, 19:40:11 09/22/04 Wed
Well, I tried connecting to the MSN chat boards to see if I could participate in the next group chat, but for some reason I can't contact the main function. Sorry guys and gals, but I guess I won't be able to join in the chat until I figure out what's wrong.
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- REVIEWS: Dave Chappelle 9/04/04 -- Patrick Lonergan, 18:12:28 09/04/04 Sat
I read he's on a Showtime special tonight, too. Check that out.
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- Treat for all -- Prateek Srivastava, 19:03:59 09/17/04 Fri
How many of you miss Will Ferrel as George W. Bush. Well, looks like he has reprised his role for a short film. The film was hilarious and is parody of Dubya's campaign ad. I came across the video clip at campchaos.com. Camp Chaos is famous for producing "VH1 Illustrated". But it's a funny site. I do suggest to anyone who enjoys the old school Dubya, or just wants another Bush parody to check this link out. The clip is entitled Bush:Straight Talk
<a rel=nofollow target=_blank href="http://www.campchaos.com/show.php?iID=72">http://www.campchaos.com/show.php?iID=72</a>
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- Slightly OT- This years season premiere -- Jack Farrell, 21:33:57 09/15/04 Wed
Check in reply for more info.
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- That guy Wes is pissed off... -- Mark Jennings Reese II, 20:57:57 09/12/04 Sun
I was in chat this evening, chating with "Ryan Thompson" and I briefly left the room to send an email. I come back and "Ryan Thompson" is ranting about people on this site.
Ryan_Thompson217 : hillary can't avoid me forever
Ryan_Thompson217 : what a hobag
Ryan_Thompson217 : just to clear up any confusion
Ryan_Thompson217 : I'm Wes Zack
Ryan_Thompson217 : im back bitches
Ryan_Thompson217 : i'm going to say everything you're all afraid to say
Ryan_Thompson217 : and i have no regrets
Ryan_Thompson217 : you know..I left this site because I didn't like you people..and that was stupid, I'm not going to let you stop me
Ryan_Thompson217 : im going to be the site douchebag
Ryan_Thompson217 : I'll relieve jennings of that duty
Ryan_Thompson217 : and jim bevan..what a dick
SNL_buddy : what the hell?
Ryan_Thompson217 : that guy needs to have an expirence with my foot and his ass
SNL_buddy : why did you just call me the site's douchebag?
Ryan_Thompson217 : you are
SNL_buddy : are you high?
Ryan_Thompson217 : no
Ryan_Thompson217 : high on god perhaps???
SNL_buddy : drunk?
Ryan_Thompson217 : no
SNL_buddy : what makes me a douchebag?
Ryan_Thompson217 : you post lame jokes in chat that no one cares about
Ryan_Thompson217 : you still send people your sketches
Ryan_Thompson217 : me and scott still get them
SNL_buddy : yeah...
Ryan_Thompson217 : its annoying
Ryan_Thompson217 : you post under fake names on the board
Ryan_Thompson217 : and its retarded
Ryan_Thompson217 : I'd say Jim Bevan is a bigger douche than you
SNL_buddy : i figure you should read them...you help me, i help you!
Ryan_Thompson217 : you're a 5 on the douche scale
Ryan_Thompson217 : bevan is like a 9
Ryan_Thompson217 : I like it how bevan never has shown up for chats
Ryan_Thompson217 : he probably knows we hate him
SNL_buddy : wes...where the fuck is all of this coming from?
Ryan_Thompson217 : i wanted to make it known that I hate every single one of you
Ryan_Thompson217 : and I have a deep personal grudge against all of you
SNL_buddy : and the reason for that is?
Ryan_Thompson217 : none of you liked scott or me from the start
Ryan_Thompson217 : maybe not you
Ryan_Thompson217 : you were nice to me
Ryan_Thompson217 : ragan and jen didn't like me
Ryan_Thompson217 : neither did ccs
Ryan_Thompson217 : ragan thought I was aggressive
Ryan_Thompson217 : because I swear
SNL_buddy : yeah...so why are you puting so much shit on my side by calling me a douchebag...when you real problem is with people like JP Ragan and Jen and CCS
Ryan_Thompson217 : he'd have a fucking heartattack if he came to my school
SNL_buddy : okay...
Ryan_Thompson217 : you were nice to me, but that doesn't mean you can't be a douchebag
Ryan_Thompson217 : i gotta go
Ryan_Thompson217 : pass it along to your friends
SNL_buddy : okay...whatever
well...the message has been passed.
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- Let's call the whole thing off. -- Dip and Tuck, 22:08:24 09/13/04 Mon
I know that this whole situation has been wierd and strange. But let's all just call the whole thing off. Why can't we all just be friends. This site is not about the best or the worst. It's about people from all over, coming together to make great comedy.
With that said, I "Dip and Tuck" say goodbye, and I'll see you at Dave and Busters!
PS: We are all just one big comedic family.
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- Announcements -- Prateek Srivastava, 00:20:24 09/11/04 Sat
I'll Get my review up for Chappelle episode tommorrow. But here is some news.
Ron Riggle- That guy from Straight Plan for the Gay Man, and he does those VH1 specials. He will be a featured player for season 30.
Queen Latifah has been scheduled to host October 9th's episode.
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- Live from snlyou.jt.org its Saturday Night You Ch.2 -- Jack Farrell, 18:18:47 09/08/04 Wed
Read on in the reply about more of the drama behind the scenes at Saturday Night You. For previous installments scroll down the message board to Ch.1
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- Live from Snlyou.jt.org its Saturday Night You! Ch.1 -- Jack Farrell, 20:40:23 08/30/04 Mon
Read on in the reply about the very beginnings of Saturday Night You as never told before!
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- My New Job Isn't Working Out -- Mark Campabel, 17:00:00 09/05/04 Sun
I was just wondering why the sketch I submitted wasn't used for this week's "show".
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- News Story -- Stan Tavera, 14:53:57 09/04/04 Sat
Anyone else hear about how Dave Matthews Tour Bus was driving a Chicago Bridge and it's waste disposal tank fell and landed on a boat that was underneath the bridge. Looks like those tourists should have listened to there weather, maybe they would have heard. "A Slight Chance of Being rained on by Shit"
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- WU jokes for Chappelle's show -- Jim Bevan, 12:13:36 08/31/04 Tue
My jokes are in the following message. More are to come, plus a commentary by Alan Keyes. Hope you like them.
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- Hi everybody -- Ryan Thompson, 18:59:48 08/27/04 Fri
If you were at the earlier part of chat last night...you know who I am, but I am new here and I do have a sketch idea for after the Dave Chappelle update.
If you want to help with this sketch..email me or talk to me on AIM at Giftsncurses87.
Thanks!
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- REVIEWS: Philip Seymour Hoffman 08/14/04 -- Patrick Lonergan, 16:51:13 08/14/04 Sat
Post a review if you didn't lose your computer to the hurricanne!
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- An interesting bit of news -- Jim Bevan, 15:45:51 08/17/04 Tue
One of SNL and SNY's prime targets this year, Mr. Donald Trump, has been selected as the man of honor at this October's NYC Friar's Roast. Emceeing the event will be another favorite to satirize, Regis Philbin. Just thought I'd let you know in case anyone wants to work some material around it.
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- Need rumor verification -- Jim Bevan, 20:18:45 08/21/04 Sat
I've heard that Adam Sandler will be appearing at the Republican Convention and possibly performing, but I'm not sure. Does anyone know if this is true or not?
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- This is a funny site -- Pedro, 13:59:02 08/17/04 Tue
Hey I read some funny sketches on this show. I would like to write some sketches for this website. My name is Pedro and I'm a writer and I love Saturday Live! I think you guys are great! Also, I get erections from Puppy Chow commercials!
Love, Pedro
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- Do you like this joke? -- Jim Bevan, 08:36:49 08/16/04 Mon
I'll get to the PSH review as soon as I can, but I was wondering what you thought of this joke. It was too late to send it in for the last episode, so it missed the cut, but just wondering, is it funny or not?
A recent poll revealed that Israeli Jews support President Bush over John Kerry, citing Bush's strong support for Israel and continued attempts to strenghten the alliance between the countries. In a related story, John Kerry has tapped Yasir Arafat as his potential Secretary of Defense.
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- Diner Politics - revised for the nth time -- Jim Bevan, 19:12:18 08/09/04 Mon
This skit has been my brainchild since the middle of May, but it's never been good enough for submission. I'd love to know what the rest of you think of it, and where you'd recommend improvements to make it acceptable. Sorry if it's a little lengthy, but I had trouble cutting.
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- Remembering Rick James -- ., 21:42:55 08/06/04 Fri
Here is a little sketch in memory of funk man Rick James
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- News joke -- Jim Bevan, 19:34:23 08/06/04 Fri
A little macabre, but I hope you get it:
The World Health Organization recently declared that an outbreak of the Ebola virus in Sudan has ended. The WHO claims that the outbreak was halted due to quick containment, and the fact that everyone in Sudan is dead.
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- REVIEWS: David Cross 07/24/04 -- Patrick Lonergan, 10:37:47 07/24/04 Sat
Casual comments concerning Cross...
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