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• Just wondering... -- Jim Bevan, 13:57:13 08/03/04 Tue
  I haven't been able to get any full sketches in, but I'm hoping that when it comes time to present the best of the mock summer season, my Weekend Update commentary portraying Nader as a Nazi will be included. I would like to know what the rest of you thought of it, and if it is worthy of being considered one of the summer's best.
  

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  • Still two episodes left - plenty of time to increase your odds with a full sketch (NT) -- CCS, 01:25:06 08/04/04 Wed
  • Yeah get to work ya bum. -- Stupid, 02:42:16 08/04/04 Wed
  
  
• New Sketch --- “The O’Reilly Factor with guest Michael Moore” -- the writer, 22:54:40 07/30/04 Fri
  It stars former SNLer Jeff Richards as both Bill O'Reilly and Michael Moore
  
  Take it for what it's worth
  
  Script is in the next reply
  

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  • Re: New Sketch --- “The O’Reilly Factor with guest Michael Moore” -- jennings, 22:55:51 07/30/04 Fri
    • I'm not on SNL anymore - please try to accept that (NT) -- Jeff Richards, 01:02:03 07/31/04 Sat
      • Re: I'm not on SNL anymore - please try to accept that -- Jennings, 09:24:23 07/31/04 Sat
        • That, and bringing back old cast members is fun -- Jim Bevan, 10:00:09 07/31/04 Sat
          • well... -- Jen, 11:39:26 07/31/04 Sat
      • Like He's Really Jeff Richards (NT) -- S-Calade, 14:59:22 07/31/04 Sat
    • Re: New Sketch --- “The O’Reilly Factor with guest Michael Moore” -- Another writer, 00:11:56 08/01/04 Sun
  
  
• Speaking of Jeff Richards -- Prateek Srivastava, 15:08:40 07/31/04 Sat
  Speaking of Jeff Richards, I heard rumors he's going back to MADtv. Anyone know about that! I heard it online, so I don't know how reliable it is.
  

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• Is this a good joke? -- Jim Bevan, 06:16:47 07/28/04 Wed
  I heard the story in the news and added a clever punchline. Tell me what you think:
  
  It has been reported that former Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein has taken up gardening in prison. His guards have commented that Hussein's garden would yield an impressive harvest if he would only stop exposing his seedlings to Sarin gas.
  
  Do you like it? I was thinking of an add-on line "Apparently old habits die hard", but that may be a little unnecessary.
  

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  • here's my joke -- Fritz Haarmaan, 07:27:48 07/28/04 Wed
    • Quite good - how about this one? -- Jim Bevan, 21:31:25 07/28/04 Wed
      • Okay, I got one more -- Jim Bevan, 06:59:42 07/29/04 Thu
        • Re: Okay, I got one more -- Prateek Srivastava, 22:00:47 07/29/04 Thu
          • Joke Analysis -- Prateek Srivastava, 22:07:02 07/29/04 Thu
            • Thanks for the input, Prateek -- Jim Bevan, 06:34:58 07/30/04 Fri
  
  
• Help Me Out -- Bill Livingston, 23:54:08 07/27/04 Tue
  Bill Livingston here, I appear sometimes on this forum to give ideas or review a little bit. I have tried my hand at comedy writing and decided to try and post a sketch for the Cross episode. It involved Cross smoking some weed during intermission, and resulting in a fantasy about him becoming Steve Martin. Well, it was some great stuff so I sent it in last thursday. I come to see it today and find no sketch posted. I know I sent it in correctly. I am very confused! I looked into past archives to see if this was a problem and it was. But it was never solved. I want to know what to do. I suggest someone reply by giving details on how they send a sketch to be posted. I would have posted it onto the site, but I just wrote it on the email to Pat, so it's gone. Anyone with suggestions please reply this post!
  Thank You
  

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  • maybe it sucked (NT) -- Fritz Haarmaan, 00:20:26 07/28/04 Wed
    • nah, cause otherwise your shit wouldnt be on here (NT) -- yeah, 23:19:13 07/28/04 Wed
  • Let me get this straight... -- CCS, 03:15:08 07/28/04 Wed
  • Re: Help Me Out -- Patrick Lonergan, 11:20:39 07/28/04 Wed
  
  
• If there's no host for August 6th, I think I'm free to host! -- jennings, 10:44:43 07/24/04 Sat
  I think I deserve it. Hell, I've been writing on here for over 2 years. Eddie Murphy got to host after 2 years! Why can't I!
  
  
  Just kidding.
  
  Who is hosting August 6th??
  

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  • You'd probably make a great host -- Jim Bevan, 10:53:48 07/24/04 Sat
    • According to the great counter.... -- Jen, 11:09:37 07/24/04 Sat
      • Sounds like a pair of votes to me -- CCS, 13:54:07 07/24/04 Sat
        • Re: Sounds like a pair of votes to me -- Ryan Stockton, 21:15:28 07/24/04 Sat
          • Re: Voting -- CCS, 01:47:10 07/25/04 Sun
            • Re: Voting -- Ryan Stockton, 04:07:05 07/25/04 Sun
              • Here's a hosting suggestion -- Jim Bevan, 12:13:07 07/25/04 Sun
  • Is Chappelle really funny or is he way over rated? -- Daniel, 21:37:55 07/25/04 Sun
    • I second that! -- Prateek Srivastava, 21:41:36 07/25/04 Sun
    • clarification -- Jen, 23:03:02 07/25/04 Sun
  • Sidenote: next host is the 14th (three weeks break) not the 6th (NT) -- CCS, 03:35:34 07/28/04 Wed
  
  
• Please vote for Buffalo's Last Comic Standing -- jennings, 15:44:12 07/26/04 Mon
  you can play a 40 second clip of my act from Buffalo's Last Comic Standing
  
  <a rel=nofollow target=_blank href="http://www.buffalounzipped.com/snr/">http://www.buffalounzipped.com/snr/</a>
  
  Thank you for your time!!
  

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  • Re: Please vote for Buffalo's Last Comic Standing -- CCS, 03:23:35 07/28/04 Wed
  
  
• Weekend Update Auditions Sketch -- DRG4, 18:51:05 07/25/04 Sun
  I was planning on submitting this for the David Cross show but was unable to get it in on time. It's in the reply.
  

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  • The sketch -- DRG4, 18:52:15 07/25/04 Sun
    • pretty good (NT) -- pretty good, 21:30:29 07/25/04 Sun
  
  
• REVIEWS: Scarlett Johansson 07/10/04 -- Patrick Lonergan, 18:13:21 07/10/04 Sat
  Might be expecting one more sketch, but here's the bulk of the update for those of you getting restless!
  

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  • SNY Review Part 1 -- Jack Farrell, 22:09:47 07/10/04 Sat
  • SNY Review Part 2 -- Jack Farrell, 21:26:24 07/12/04 Mon
    • Re: SNY Review Part 2 -- CCS, 03:11:26 07/14/04 Wed
  • Re: REVIEWS: Scarlett Johansson 07/10/04 -- Jack Farrell, 21:27:29 07/13/04 Tue
    • Those inside jokes must be so inside I didn't even get them. (NT) -- Fritz Haarmann, 00:00:48 07/14/04 Wed
  • Weekend Update Review -- Jack Farrell, 21:02:41 07/19/04 Mon
    • Glad you liked my Nader bit, Jack. -- Jim Bevan, 09:00:55 07/24/04 Sat
  
  
• Anyone wanna help? -- jennings, 09:54:44 07/22/04 Thu
  I'm working on a sketch for the David Cross episode, it's about George W.'s shakey, nervous and confused persona at the 9/11 press conference this morning. If you didn't see it, I'm sure clips of video can be found on MSN or Yahoo News.
  
  I will not be back on the computer until 8:30 pm this evening EST. I will be chat.
  
  If you'd like to help, comment on here or email me at sny_writer@yahoo.com
  
  Thanks!
  

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• Cross WU Jokes -- Jim Bevan, 05:45:21 07/20/04 Tue
  Just a few to start off, I'd like to know what you think of them.
  

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  • Re: Cross WU Jokes -- Jim Bevan, 06:16:11 07/20/04 Tue
    • BTW, my monologue concept died -- Jim Bevan, 17:30:43 07/20/04 Tue
    • Bobby Fischer Joke -- CCS, 04:19:34 07/21/04 Wed
      • Thanks for the recommendation (NT) -- Jim Bevan, 06:16:53 07/21/04 Wed
  
  
• Jeff Richmond -- Fritz Haarmaan, 23:29:54 07/20/04 Tue
  Anyone know if Tina's husband is jewish or not.
  

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  • Re: Jeff Richmond -- Jen, 00:26:21 07/21/04 Wed
  • Leave Tina Fey's Family Alone -- CCS, 03:56:03 07/21/04 Wed
  
  
• Matt Leblanc Leftover -- Prateek Srivastava, 22:54:31 06/29/04 Tue
  I had a sketch for the Matt Leblanc episode. It didn't get into it for some reason. So I thought I could post it here. What do you guys think about it?
  

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  • Re: Matt Leblanc Leftover -- Prateek Srivastava, 22:55:35 06/29/04 Tue
    • Re: Matt Leblanc Leftover -- Prateek Srivastava, 23:39:52 06/29/04 Tue
  • Re: Matt Leblanc Leftover -- Prateek Srivastava, 00:54:38 07/21/04 Wed
  
  
• Idea for David Cross' monologue -- Jim Bevan, 20:30:17 07/16/04 Fri
  Let me know what you think of this for a monologue concept. First, a little backstory to set the scene - last December at a Howard Dean fundraiser, Cross used the N-word when referring to Condoleeza Rice and Colin Powell, and refused to apologize for it. My premise for the monologue is that Powell and Rice confront him on stage and call him up for his racist language, but Cross tries to rationalize it by claiming that as long as he's a Democrat, it's okay to use racist terms. I'm thinking of having him joined by a player portraying Robert Byrd, Democratic senator and unrepentant former Klansman, to defend his actions. Is it a good concept, or is it too political?
  

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  • Re: Idea for David Cross' monologue -- Bill Livingston, 21:49:53 07/16/04 Fri
    • Re: Idea for David Cross' monologue -- Jim Bevan, 22:20:50 07/16/04 Fri
    • David Cross has a dirty mouth -- CCS, 01:44:29 07/17/04 Sat
  • Re: Idea for David Cross' monologue -- CCS, 01:38:45 07/17/04 Sat
    • Re: Idea for David Cross' monologue -- Jim Bevan, 07:43:52 07/17/04 Sat
      • Speaking of the Nader bit, did you like it? -- Jim Bevan, 07:52:23 07/17/04 Sat
        • Re: Speaking of the Nader bit, did you like it? -- Bill Livingston, 16:06:51 07/17/04 Sat
          • I guess I'll use Kenan then -- Jim Bevan, 13:31:45 07/19/04 Mon
  
  
• anyone casting Bob Odenkirk in any sketches along side David Cross? -- curious Jennings, 19:55:08 07/16/04 Fri
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  • Re: anyone casting Bob Odenkirk in any sketches along side David Cross? -- Fritz Haarmann, 20:06:27 07/16/04 Fri
    • Are the two of you writing partners now? (NT) -- ?, 21:35:26 07/16/04 Fri
      • just sexual partners (NT) -- Fritz Haarmann, 23:57:33 07/16/04 Fri
        • Odd that Jennings hasn't denied the allegation so far! (NT) -- ?, 09:14:05 07/17/04 Sat
          • enough -- Jen, 14:18:55 07/17/04 Sat
            • I'm not this ? guy if that's what you're implying. (NT) -- Fritz Haarmann, 18:27:48 07/17/04 Sat
  
  
• Wish Me Luck... -- Justin Kaplowitz, 14:51:51 07/16/04 Fri
  For those who haven't read my last s-n-l.com review, (Under "The Doc" May 2003.) I said that I was going to "consolodate my sketches into a TV Sketch comedy pilot that probaly isn't good enough for even the lowly UPN."
  
  Well, as it turns out, the famed "Un-Cabaret" out in Los Angeles and it's brainchild "The Other Network" is going to be holding a TV writing contest. What makes this cooler, is the fact that scripts (Original and Spec) are going to be judged by the likes of "legendary" TV Writers such as Bob Odenkirk, Alan Zwiebel, Jay Kogen, Bill Oakley & Josh Weinstein and others.
  
  They weren't specific on any prizes up for grabs, but as long as I'm being judged by writers of that caliber, I care not. I've got my fingers crossed, you should do the same for me. (I won't find out for a while since the deadline is in September, but I'll keep you updated.)
  

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  • Re: Wish Me Luck... (NT) -- good luck, 18:33:08 07/16/04 Fri
    • I got to lay off the weed (NT) -- Fritz, 18:34:16 07/16/04 Fri
  
  
• (Mock) Hostless show? -- Justin Kaplowitz, 14:35:29 07/11/04 Sun
  Just curious who the next (Mock) host was. I've got my (Mock) money on David Cross.
  

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  • Indeed it is (NT) -- CCS, 17:01:05 07/11/04 Sun
  
  
• Scarlett Johansson monologue -- Patrick Lonergan, 08:22:39 07/10/04 Sat
  If anyone who hasn't already contributed for the week has an idea for a monologue, send it in as we're lacking one!
  

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• Ideas for WU -- Jim Bevan, 07:35:34 07/07/04 Wed
  Some jokes and a commentary for the next Weekend Update. Let me know what you think. Also, for correspondence via e-mail, my account has changed. It's now hurricanejbb@comcast.net if anyone wants to contact me.
  

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  • 7/10/04 Weekend Update Bits -- Jim Bevan, 07:37:53 07/07/04 Wed
    • It was good. But I think the 2nd one could use improvment. -- Ryan Stockton, 15:54:30 07/07/04 Wed
      • Thanks for the input Ryan -- Jim Bevan, 16:30:41 07/07/04 Wed
        • Another suggestion -- CCS, 17:30:56 07/07/04 Wed
          • I like it. -- Jim Bevan, 18:06:36 07/07/04 Wed
          • That was better than mine! (NT) -- Ryan Stockton, 01:31:32 07/08/04 Thu
    • An article I just found. -- Ryan Stockton, 01:42:55 07/08/04 Thu
      • classy (NT) -- some guy, 23:43:16 07/08/04 Thu
  • Micheal Moore joke -- Sam S. McKinnon, 04:19:42 07/09/04 Fri
  
  
• Spiderman Secrets -- Super-Cool Dumbass, 23:08:12 07/06/04 Tue
  With the success of 2 super-mega blockbusters. Spiderman secrets and rumors are out there. I, the Super-Cool Dumbass, have secrets from all 3 movies, yes, they have made the 3rd and are working on the 4th. So wait and in my next post get ready for secrets! Because what better place to post Spiderman Secrets than a Saturday Night Live Fansite.
  

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  • Re: Spiderman Secrets -- The Unknown Author, 19:05:38 07/08/04 Thu
  
  
• REVIEWS: Matt LeBlanc 06/26/04 -- Patrick Lonergan, 00:47:48 06/29/04 Tue
  This thread is for reviews, comments and criticisms of the Matt LeBlanc mock episode only.
  

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  • not spectacular -- but something to read - Jen, 19:04:05 06/29/04 Tue
    • i'm dumb -- jen, 19:59:19 06/29/04 Tue
      • Your right Jen -- Jack Farrell, 23:13:47 06/29/04 Tue
    • Ryme or Reason -- CCS, 15:42:19 07/02/04 Fri
      • Re: Ryme or Reason - I liked it -- Jim Bevan, 16:58:25 07/02/04 Fri
    • What did you think of Weekend Update? (NT) -- Jim Bevan, 20:13:33 07/04/04 Sun
  • Quick WU Mis-print -- Ryan Stockton, 16:58:04 06/30/04 Wed
  • We Report, You Decide -- CCS, 01:25:58 07/07/04 Wed
    • Re: We Report, You Decide, The Deuce -- CCS, 23:51:29 07/07/04 Wed
  • Your right CCS -- Jack Farrell, 23:10:59 07/07/04 Wed
  
  
• His Folks -- V. Gargiulo, 01:56:57 06/26/04 Sat
  Howdy. Thanks to anyone brave enough to read my sketch for the Uma Thurman show. I just wanted to mention that when I submitted the sketch, the Beatle songs were underlined. I don't know what happened. But hey, now you can make it a game! The first person who can correctly point out all the Beatle songs in the dialouge will win a check for $1.00!!!! That's alot of money where I can from (Don't ask.) Let the games begin!!
  

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  • Re: His Folks -- CCS, 02:15:26 06/26/04 Sat
  • SWEET! -- Stupid, 21:23:37 06/26/04 Sat
    • Didn't use the internet, btw. (NT) -- Stupid, 21:24:58 06/26/04 Sat
      • Uh...well actually I did... -- Stupid, 22:08:53 06/26/04 Sat
    • At least one you missed -- CCS, 02:37:39 06/27/04 Sun
  • Not Quite All -- V. Gargiulo, 01:29:41 07/01/04 Thu
  • THE ANSWERS!!!!!!! -- V. Gargiulo, 16:34:48 07/02/04 Fri
  
  
• REVIEWS: Uma Thurman 06/12/04 -- Patrick Lonergan, 18:04:01 06/12/04 Sat
  Post your mock reviews for your mock host. Mock apple pie for everyone.
  

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  • WU isn't working (NT) -- CCS, 20:15:33 06/12/04 Sat
  • Not to be a nag, but my sketch doesn't seem to be working either (NT) -- Hillary, 00:12:00 06/13/04 Sun
    • Yeah, she's right (NT) -- Ryan Stockton, 01:05:54 06/13/04 Sun
  • and then there was nothing but silence of the writers (NT) -- jdlkjdsfoi, 22:53:02 06/14/04 Mon
    • All in due time -- CCS, 00:22:41 06/15/04 Tue
    • Why don't you get the ball rolling and write a review, then? (NT) -- Curious, 11:59:40 06/15/04 Tue
  • Re: REVIEWS: Uma Thurman 06/12/04 -- Bill Livingston, 21:19:15 06/15/04 Tue
    • Auf der Maur -- CCS, 22:42:05 06/15/04 Tue
  • Characters in Focus [UN] (the non-eyesore version) -- CCS, 21:41:50 06/17/04 Thu
    • A comment on my sketch's review -- JPIII, 13:47:10 06/18/04 Fri
      • Glad you're enjoying the review -- CCS, 23:07:13 06/18/04 Fri
    • Characters in Focus [DEUX] -- CCS, 20:09:42 06/25/04 Fri
      • Characters in Focus [TROIS] -- CCS, 01:35:24 06/29/04 Tue
        • Re: Characters in Focus [QUATRE] -- CCS, 15:36:51 07/02/04 Fri
  • Reviews, probably the only ones I can do this summer -- Hillary, 18:53:56 06/22/04 Tue
    • WU -- Hillary, 19:18:06 06/22/04 Tue
      • And...scene! -- Hillary, 23:11:37 06/25/04 Fri
  
  
• Idea for next week's show -- Jim Bevan, 19:03:35 07/01/04 Thu
  It's a news story that's recieving very little play - Ralph Nader made a comment that the American government is a "puppet" of the Israeli government. I'd like to do a bit showing Nader try to defend himself, but inadvertently acting like a Nazi while attempting to do so. Would this merit a full skit, or should it just be a WU commentary?
  

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  • Re: Idea for next week's show -- Jack Farrell, 19:38:18 07/01/04 Thu
  
  
• Late Late Show with Kyle MacLachlan -- Lou - Kyle Maclachlan.net, 06:13:44 06/28/04 Mon
  Hello
  
  I'm Lou, the French webmistress of <a rel=nofollow target=_blank href="http://www.kylemaclachlan.net">http://www.kylemaclachlan.net</a> - Total Website
  
  I don't know how to get what I'm looking for, so I ask where I can.
  
  I'm looking for the possible date of a repeat broadcast of the late late show of the 21 of June with Kyle MacLachlan or for a way to get a copy of this TV show.
  
  As I'm in France it's very hard to get this kind of informations and harder to wtach this show, that's unknown here.
  
  In advance
  
  Thanks a lot
  
  Lou Delille
  

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  • We Are not the Late Late Show (NT) -- S-Calade, 15:09:03 06/28/04 Mon
  • Stupid frogs (NT) (NT) -- Some Guy, 00:34:48 06/29/04 Tue
    • stupid me (NT) -- Some Guy, 00:35:59 06/29/04 Tue
  
  
• Come see THE SECOND in Kansas City! -- mjr, 18:33:11 06/27/04 Sun
  If anyone is interested to know, I, Mark Jennings Reese II will be performing original standup comedy in Kansas City, from July 8 to July 10 at "Atlantic Starz" as a part of "MIDWEST COMEDY FESTIVAL in Kansas City". The address is: 9331 Hillcrest, Kansas City, MO 64109
  
  
  If you have any questions please post them here.
  
  Thank you and I hope to see you at the show!
  

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  • I can't make it, but good luck. I'm sure you'll do great! (NT) -- Jim Bevan, 18:56:13 06/27/04 Sun
  • I'm not positive I'll be able to make it... -- JPIII, 13:02:42 06/28/04 Mon
  
  
• You can contact me ... -- Lou, 06:15:24 06/28/04 Mon
  Sorry, I forgot to tell that.
  
  You can contact me : lou at kylemaclachlan.net
  
  Thanks a lot
  

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• Sketch Post -- Prateek Srivastava, 22:19:35 06/23/04 Wed
  I have a sketch post, this Saturday is our next update. Yeah, the last update wasn't the best. But what is bad can be turned around and used as a learning experience for future sketches. So, any comments on my sketch
  

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  • Re: Sketch Post -- Prateek Srivastava, 22:25:43 06/23/04 Wed
  
  
• Breaking SNL News -- SNL Observer, 21:40:57 06/22/04 Tue
  It is now being reported in an upcomig edition of Variety that Seth Meyers will take Jimmy Fallon's place on Weekend Update. As of right now there is no word on whether he will be a co-anchor with Tina Fey (as the initial story implies) or whether he will fly solo, However he will certainly be part of the segment next year. More to come as this story develops...
  
  Developing...
  

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  • untrue. that article does NOT exist. (NT) -- he who knows, 22:48:33 06/22/04 Tue
  • 2 Questions for He Who Knows. -- Inquiring Mind, 10:36:17 06/23/04 Wed
  
  
• CCS, again I would like to apologize -- Jim Bevan, 19:26:52 06/18/04 Fri
  Once again, I must say I am sorry for trashing you on the monologue before it was even released for public viewing. I was going through a stressful week at work and hadn't received my paycheck due to a computer error, plus I was still stuck on condensing that Bush/Kerry skit, and I thought that the monologue I wrote was funny enough to be included. But still, that doesn't excuse me from just lashing out at you. I shouldn't have acted in such a manner just because I didn't find your monologue as funny, and I deeply regret my actions. I hope we can put this behind us and continue to work together to produce fine comedy.
  
  BTW, sorry I haven't lent any reviews for the show, but in my grand opinion, this wasn't a very good start for the summer season.
  

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  • Don't worry about it, it's water under the bridge (NT) -- CCS, 21:44:28 06/20/04 Sun
  
  
• SNL Mock Show unused WU jokes -- Jack Farrell, 19:38:48 06/13/04 Sun
  Hi everybody, i normally dont do this but i did have a WU joke for the Uma show i couldnt get in time for posting although i wanted to see if anyone thought it was funny so here goes.
  
  WU Uma Thurman (unaired)
  
  Tina: This week in entertainment news Baywatch star David Hasselhoff was arrested for drunk driving. In a sad related story K.I.T.T did not survive.
  

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• No offense to CCS, but your monologue tanked -- Jim Bevan, 09:29:15 06/12/04 Sat
  I'm sorry, I read it and I couldn't find anything funny about it. The Reagan interruptions, while timely, lacked any truly comedic lines, plus the whole news reports interrupting the monologue has been done to death. Sorry, but this was not one of your best; and this was picked over the Letterman/Thurman monologue! Why??!!!
  

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  • Can you at least wait til the update goes live to bitch me out? (NT) -- CCS, 12:22:54 06/12/04 Sat
    • Sorry -- Jim Bevan, 14:30:41 06/12/04 Sat
      • you shouldn't pick anyone as a target (NT) -- thats why I left this site, 18:45:39 06/13/04 Sun
  
  
• Idea For Summer Shows -- Jason Korbus, 15:51:32 06/09/04 Wed
  You may have done something like this before, and if so, feel free to blame it on my ignorance. But I was thinking that for a summer show or two, writers could use "SNL Legends" in their sketches. Anyone who has ever been on the show, living or dead, would be eligible. So You could have Farley and John Belushi in a scene with Cheri Oteri and Tina Fey or something. It could be fun. Anyway, it's just a thought.
  

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  • I prefer mock hosts, and here's why -- CCS, 18:45:50 06/10/04 Thu
    • Re: I prefer mock hosts, and here's why -- Jason, 04:44:09 06/13/04 Sun
  
  
• Guy from the Rembradnts -- Ryan Stockton, 00:51:46 06/13/04 Sun
  Hey can anyone tell me the name of the/ a guy from the Rembrandts. Because I'm doing a monolouge and I end it with the guy (censored for spoilage). Anyone know?
  

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• REVIEWS: Snoop Dogg 05/08/04 -- Patrick Lonergan, 14:54:38 05/08/04 Sat
  Get cracking on your reviews!
  

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  • Bow wow wow, yippie-yo, review -- Jim Bevan, 17:47:33 05/08/04 Sat
    • Sorry -- Hillary, 21:49:11 05/08/04 Sat
      • Re: Sorry -- Jim Bevan, 10:41:28 05/09/04 Sun
    • I'm not sure about the completeness of this review... -- JPIII, 09:27:49 05/09/04 Sun
      • REviews: the two I missed (sorry, I forgot) -- Jim Bevan, 10:46:02 05/09/04 Sun
  • A bump and a bit more -- Jen, 01:57:32 05/09/04 Sun
    • I've only heard rumors, but... -- Hillary, 13:27:34 05/09/04 Sun
      • Think Parnell might quit? -- Jim Bevan, 14:25:17 05/09/04 Sun
        • Tina... -- Jen, 19:24:07 05/09/04 Sun
        • It sure would be interesting if he did... -- Hillary, 19:59:25 05/09/04 Sun
          • Anyone else adding a review of the show? (NT) -- Jim Bevan, 20:25:42 05/09/04 Sun
  • I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaackk!!!! -- Max, 11:04:19 05/10/04 Mon
    • And now the rest -- Max, 13:13:24 05/10/04 Mon
      • Thanks for the review, Max -- Jim Bevan, 11:28:30 05/11/04 Tue
        • Re: Thanks for the review, Max -- Max, 16:02:03 05/11/04 Tue
        • in my dreams I would finish my last review and -- review this time too but...., 16:29:15 05/11/04 Tue
        • Use of the word "fag" -- Hillary, 19:50:29 05/11/04 Tue
  • "You can't hurry love." - Stupid's opinion -- Diputs - flip it and reverse it....wait don't flip it!, 00:03:19 05/13/04 Thu
    • Because I had a few sad hours by myself and decided to review -- and everyone likes feed back - Jen, 21:18:28 05/16/04 Sun
      • Is there something wrong w/ me?? -- JPIII, 22:32:24 05/16/04 Sun
  • I have a weird sense of obligation at times -- CCS, 23:27:18 06/06/04 Sun
    • Re: I have a weird sense of obligation at times -- CCS, 18:03:32 06/10/04 Thu
  
  
• Reagan sketch -- Some Guy, 04:43:25 06/10/04 Thu
  Dutch meets St.Peter.Tear it to pieces.
  

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  • Re: Reagan sketch -- Some Guy, 04:44:25 06/10/04 Thu
  
  
• WHere can I get a copy of a best damb sports show episode??? -- Christy, 20:06:21 06/09/04 Wed
  Anybody know where I can get a copy of the best damn sports show episode that aired on Feb 4th I believe with the actors for the movie Miracle???
  
  Please email me at christy_dc@hotmail.com if you know of anywhere.
  

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  • Probably somewhere that's not an SNL fansite (NT) -- Oscar, 01:16:12 06/10/04 Thu
  
  
• my new sketch...please take a look -- jennings, 14:29:59 06/09/04 Wed
  Here is my new sketch...please take a look and tell me how i should fix it. Thanks
  
  Sketch in the next reply
  

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  • "8 and a half Mile" -- jennings, 14:31:59 06/09/04 Wed
    • How to fix it... -- Ozzie, 18:12:21 06/09/04 Wed
      • If I may make a suggestion -- Jim Bevan, 21:02:37 06/09/04 Wed
  
  
• Potential WU Joke -- Jim Bevan, 06:16:28 06/05/04 Sat
  What do you think of this?
  
  Tina Fey: A recent survey revealed that patients in Boston, Massachusetts must wait the longest to see medical specialists, waiting more than a month on average. Hmm, I wonder what's holding up those doctors? (Raises her hand to her mouth to mimic drinking, makes "glug glug" sound effects.)
  

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  • I like it. -- RG Stockton, 15:21:31 06/05/04 Sat
    • It's good -- Jim Bevan, 20:23:25 06/05/04 Sat
  • Needs originality -- origin, 12:07:57 06/06/04 Sun
    • My mistake... didn't mean to be unoriginal -- Jim Bevan, 13:12:04 06/06/04 Sun
      • I'm not familiar with this "comedy" you speak of...but can I spank you? (NT) -- Big Gay Al, 03:29:14 06/07/04 Mon
  • Does Boston really have a drinking reputation? (NT) -- Hillary, 13:37:16 06/06/04 Sun
    • I guess sort of... -- CCS, 14:00:37 06/06/04 Sun
  • Here's a Great WU Joke -- RG Stockton, 16:48:05 06/08/04 Tue
    • Original content only please (NT) -- The Grouch, 16:50:51 06/08/04 Tue
      • Re: Original content only please -- RG Stockton, 20:22:29 06/08/04 Tue
        • Oh, that's cool then. My mistake. (NT) -- Oscar, 22:15:52 06/08/04 Tue
  
  
• Skit: Uma Thurman's Monologue -- Jim Bevan, 13:37:06 06/06/04 Sun
  Forgive me if it's a little long. Let me know what you guys think of it.
  

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  • Uma Thurman's Monologue -- Jim, 13:39:51 06/06/04 Sun
    • Re: Uma Thurman's Monologue - revised -- Jim Bevan, 07:05:48 06/07/04 Mon
    • Re: Uma Thurman's Monologue - revised -- Jim Bevan, 07:06:49 06/07/04 Mon
  • Re: Skit: Uma Thurman's Monologue -- confused, 00:08:57 06/08/04 Tue
    • Clarification -- Jim Bevan, 05:38:10 06/08/04 Tue
      • It's a good thing this sketch is nice and timely then (NT) -- Oscar, 13:14:15 06/08/04 Tue
        • Re: It's a good thing this sketch is nice and timely then -- Jim Bevan, 13:18:17 06/08/04 Tue
          • There's a slight difference -- Oscar, 16:49:23 06/08/04 Tue
            • It's not just one joke -- Jim Bevan, 16:54:17 06/08/04 Tue
              • But that has nothing to do with UMA, the HOST (NT) -- Oscar, 18:45:19 06/08/04 Tue
                • So.. at least she's in it. -- Jim Bevan, 19:59:12 06/08/04 Tue
  
  
• WU Item -- RG Stockton, 01:49:22 06/05/04 Sat
  Something to put in the weekend update. And, before the flames, I'll kick it by saying I'm new.
  

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  • Kerry gives advice to the class of 2004 -- RG Stockton, 01:50:42 06/05/04 Sat
  
  
• Cold Opening Sketch -- RG Stockton, 16:51:56 06/02/04 Wed
  Thought I'd show off my cold opening idea. I hope you still love the cannon.
  

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  • Off With a Bang -- RG Stockton, 16:53:01 06/02/04 Wed
    • Off With a Bang... More of a Whimper -- Jim Bevan, 19:41:47 06/02/04 Wed
      • Re: Off With a Bang... More of a Whimper -- RG Stockton, 21:05:34 06/02/04 Wed
      • Re: Off With a Bang... More of a Whimper -- nobody, 15:25:19 06/03/04 Thu
  
  
• Sketch Post -- Prateek Srivastava, 22:16:36 05/12/04 Wed
  Hey, what do you guys think of this sketch, it's called, The Kenan and Kel Reprisal.
  

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  • Re: Sketch Post -- Prateek Srivastava, 22:20:33 05/12/04 Wed
    • Sketch Post -- Prateek Srivastava, 20:19:18 05/14/04 Fri
      • Re: Sketch Post -- Prateek Srivastava, 22:11:30 06/02/04 Wed
  • Just my opinion -- CCS, 13:03:21 06/03/04 Thu
  
  
• Please, can someone help me shorten this sketch? -- Jim Bevan, 17:22:18 05/30/04 Sun
  I really need to reduce it to an appropriate length, but I don't know where to condense it. Could somebody please lend me a hand in making it the proper length? Thanks. Also, regarding the schedule, shouldn't the next update be June 12, because the 13th is a Sunday.
  

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  • Sketch: Diner Politics -- Jim Bevan, 17:24:31 05/30/04 Sun
    • Please, can someone help me out with this??? (NT) -- Jim Bevan, 13:50:47 05/31/04 Mon
    • Re: Sketch: Diner Politics -- Hillary, 16:34:02 06/01/04 Tue
  
  
• The first mock host... -- curious jennings, 23:59:01 05/28/04 Fri
  Patrick, when are you going announce the first host of the summer season. This weekend is the best of...when do you plan to announce the first host?
  
  curious jennings
  

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  • Re: The first mock host... -- CCS, 21:00:56 05/29/04 Sat
  • Uma Thurman - you can thank me later. (NT) -- Patrick Lonergan, 12:35:10 06/01/04 Tue
    • Thanks for the info Pat, but shouldn't the update be on the 12th? -- Jim Bevan, 13:35:43 06/01/04 Tue
  
  
• When are the mock summer hosts announced? -- Jim Bevan, 20:38:52 04/22/04 Thu
  Since this is my first year here, I was wondering when decisions are made to choose "hosts" for the summer episodes. Is it a collaboration of the main writers, do people submit ideas and narrow it down, or how does it work? In any case, here are some suggestions of mine:
  
  Uma Thurman
  Morgan Freeman
  Liv Tyler
  Malcom MacDowell
  Wayne Brady
  

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  • William Petersen...but no "24" parodies (NT) -- jennings, 21:05:44 04/22/04 Thu
    • that does make any sense...if should be William Petersen and no "CSI" parodies (NT) -- jennings, 21:11:29 04/22/04 Thu
      • Good choice. How about Patrick Warburton too? (NT) -- Jim Bevan, 06:11:42 04/23/04 Fri
  • Hosts -- Justin Kaplowitz, 07:24:58 04/24/04 Sat
    • Re: Hosts -- Jack Farrell, 12:05:34 04/24/04 Sat
  • Summer Hosts -- CCS, 16:54:47 04/24/04 Sat
    • Re: Summer Hosts (whoops, one more) -- CCS, 16:57:29 04/24/04 Sat
      • David Cross, Eugene Levy and Lawrence Fishburn would be good hosts (NT) -- Jim Bevan, 09:08:52 04/25/04 Sun
    • Anthony Kiedis and Flea!, hell yes!!! (NT) -- Wes, 19:55:02 04/24/04 Sat
      • Re: Anthony Kiedis and Flea!, hell yes!!! -- Justin Kaplowitz, 07:16:58 04/25/04 Sun
        • Re: Anthony Kiedis and Flea!, hell yes!!! -- CCS, 00:58:24 05/03/04 Mon
    • Second Scarlet Johanssen. (NT) -- Hillary, 19:20:18 05/02/04 Sun
    • Re: Summer Hosts -- Some Guy, 20:11:23 05/02/04 Sun
      • Re: Summer Hosts and voting -- CCS, 22:40:29 05/02/04 Sun
  • Thoughts on good hosts -- Mark A, 14:55:49 04/25/04 Sun
  • Re: When are the mock summer hosts announced? -- Prateek Srivastava, 18:57:54 04/25/04 Sun
    • More Hosts -- Prateek Srivastava, 23:43:47 05/02/04 Sun
  • Potential summer hosts -- Hillary, 20:10:29 04/25/04 Sun
    • Colin Mochrie's already been used, Hill. (NT) -- Jim Bevan, 20:40:30 04/25/04 Sun
    • I'm adding a vote for Andy Serkis. (NT) -- Hillary, 18:35:40 05/03/04 Mon
  • Even More Hosts! -- Justin Kaplowitz, 06:21:56 05/03/04 Mon
    • You know there's only going to be six [6] mock hosts, right? (NT) -- CCS, 06:58:04 05/03/04 Mon
      • Yeah, I know. But sometimes it's nice to have options (NT) -- Justin Kaplowitz, 13:42:25 05/03/04 Mon
        • There are currenty 82 different people with votes... (NT) -- CCS, 22:52:29 05/03/04 Mon
  • Scott's Picks -- S-Calade, 17:10:13 05/03/04 Mon
    • Would Malcom MacDowell be a good choice? -- Jim Bevan, 12:23:32 05/04/04 Tue
      • He hosted in November 1980, so No. (NT) -- Justin Kaplowitz, 12:33:16 05/04/04 Tue
        • Oh, I didn't know he hosted already. Thanks (NT) -- Jim Bevan, 15:00:37 05/04/04 Tue
        • That was supposedly the worst episode ever according to several books (NT) -- ,, 21:29:36 05/14/04 Fri
  • picks -- Wes, 18:11:25 05/04/04 Tue
  • Two Words...Edward Burns, a multi talented guy with great films -- jennings, 01:29:13 05/10/04 Mon
  • Re: When are the mock summer hosts announced? -- Max, 13:29:36 05/10/04 Mon
    • We did Debra Messing last summer (NT) -- Ferrell's ineligible as well, 15:43:54 05/10/04 Mon
    • And you can't use castmembers i.e. Will Ferrell (NT) -- S-Calade, 20:50:38 05/10/04 Mon
    • HOLY CRAP IT'S MAX! -- JP, 00:44:23 05/11/04 Tue
      • How about Ted McGinley? -- Jim Bevan, 21:21:21 05/13/04 Thu
  • Re: When are the mock summer hosts announced? -- Patrick Lonergan, 00:46:01 05/15/04 Sat
  • Re: When are the mock summer hosts announced? -- RG Stockton, 17:11:51 05/16/04 Sun
    • Tim Curry can't host...and other thoughts... -- jennings, 23:46:23 05/16/04 Sun
      • Re: Tim Curry can't host...and other thoughts... -- RG Stockton, 17:25:32 05/17/04 Mon
        • what about.... -- just a suggestion, 01:12:17 05/21/04 Fri
  • John C. Mc Ginley from "Scrubs"...anyone? -- jennings, 21:43:56 05/21/04 Fri
  • Diane Kruger, Dane Cook (Not together, buh) (NT) -- Alex, 19:03:37 05/23/04 Sun
    • Who's Diane Kruger? -- Jim Bevan, 06:19:03 05/24/04 Mon
      • Re: Who's Diane Kruger? -- Alex, 11:50:07 05/24/04 Mon
  • Jeffery Tambor from Arrested Development & he was Hank "Hey Now" Kingsley on the Larry Sanders Show (NT) -- "yeah...yeah...yeah..." - usher, 00:03:10 05/29/04 Sat
  • Anyone agree with the following hosts...William Petersen, Edward Burns, Paul Giamatti...others... -- jennings, 21:47:58 05/29/04 Sat
    • Re: Anyone agree with the following hosts... -- Jim Bevan, 11:57:55 05/30/04 Sun
      • Re: Anyone agree with the following hosts... -- Jack Farrell, 22:08:28 05/30/04 Sun
  
  
• Sketch idea -- Some Guy, 17:41:14 05/29/04 Sat
  Here's an idea I have. Tell me how much you hate it.
  

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  • I think it's absolutely brilliant (NT) -- some guy, 18:31:33 05/29/04 Sat
  • Re: Sketch idea -- Some Guy, 19:27:41 05/29/04 Sat
  
  
• Can anyone help me make this skit shorter? -- Jim Bevan, 07:25:57 05/29/04 Sat
  It's still quite lengthy, and I need help condensing it. If anyone has any advice on what to remove and how to make it an appropriate length, please give me feedback. Thank you.
  

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  • Skit: Diner politics -- Jim Bevan, 07:27:27 05/29/04 Sat