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• Script format -- Kierra Sinclair, 14:19:43 02/21/05 Mon
  Does anyone know who I should snail a comedy script to and what, if any, is the proper format and where can I find, if any, formatting guidelines? Kierra
  

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  • Re: Script format -- Marcus Campbell, 14:47:34 02/21/05 Mon
    • Re: Script format -- Kierra Sinclair, 15:07:08 02/21/05 Mon
      • First of all... -- Hillary, 15:31:43 02/21/05 Mon
  • Three weeks, no new SNL! -- Ken Hidaka, 15:41:36 02/21/05 Mon
  • Three weeks, no new SNL! -- Ken Hidaka, 15:43:52 02/21/05 Mon
  • Three Weeks, no new SNL! -- Ken, 15:55:49 02/21/05 Mon
  
  
• REVIEWS: Jason Bateman 02/12/05 -- Patrick Lonergan, 11:16:40 02/12/05 Sat
  Mountain of submissions this week, might take some time to get them all reviewed.
  

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  • Getting started on the reviews -- Jim Bevan, 14:02:58 02/12/05 Sat
    • Watching the real show, it's kind of lame -- Jim Bevan, 23:22:22 02/12/05 Sat
      • I was disappointed -- Prateek, 00:25:33 02/13/05 Sun
        • fiddy cent has appeared on snl for three straight years and during (NT) -- each one of his performances I've taken a bathroom break, 03:11:36 02/13/05 Sun
  • Kim Jong Opener -- Stan Tavera, 13:03:58 02/13/05 Sun
    • I'd like to think Kim Jong has been trying to expand his horizons (NT) -- by learning other languages - damn lazy writers, 17:46:52 02/13/05 Sun
    • Translators add confusion without adding laughs (NT) -- No translators, please, 23:00:50 02/13/05 Sun
  • What's the best cure for a weak SNL -- Prateek, 21:31:51 02/13/05 Sun
    • First five years: Cheeseburger cheeseburger cheeseburger, no fries, chips, no Coke, Pepsi. (NT) -- Jim Bevan, 21:53:29 02/13/05 Sun
  • Dress Rehearsal Info -- Prateek, 18:18:39 02/15/05 Tue
    • Re: Dress Rehearsal Info -- Dignard, 20:06:02 02/16/05 Wed
  • Re: REVIEWS: Jason Bateman 02/12/05 -- Marcus Campbell, 14:27:06 02/16/05 Wed
  • Some Good Gnus and Some Bad Gnus -- CCS, 03:21:01 02/18/05 Fri
    • Re: Some Good Gnus and Some Bad Gnus -- Patrick, 17:38:10 02/18/05 Fri
      • "Dr. Strangelove" trivia, if you're interested, Pat. -- Jim Bevan, 20:45:28 02/18/05 Fri
        • Re: "Dr. Strangelove" trivia, if you're interested, Pat. -- Patrick, 23:53:09 02/18/05 Fri
      • Whoops (NT) -- CCS, 21:14:47 02/18/05 Fri
    • Old Gnus -- CCS, 04:10:07 02/20/05 Sun
      • Gnus To Me -- CCS, 03:19:44 02/21/05 Mon
  • Actually I wrote a WU Review... -- Hillary, 22:16:57 02/20/05 Sun
  
  
• One final word -- hole, 21:39:51 02/07/05 Mon
  Okay funny people this is hole. I just want to lay down the law on this here site! Is this a comedy site or an SNL fansite. I say this cause, I am a MADtv fan. If y'all would watch MADtv once in awhile y'all would know that it kicks the crap out of SNL.
  
  I'll admit, SNL was a legendary show, but now it's time to step down and call the champion MADtv. So layoff the MADtv insults. Comedy writers should respect other comedy writers.
  
  By the way one stumper for y'all. What if you were offered a position on MADtv or Mad Mag instead of SNL. Would you abandon your principles for Saturday Night Live, and go for the money! A writing job is a writing job. This is hole and I am outta here!!!
  

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  • Comedy site, based on SNL's show structure. It's doubtful SNL or MadTV scours the web for writers. (NT) -- Patrick, 00:04:27 02/08/05 Tue
    • I wouldn't shoot that thought down, Patrick... -- jennings, 04:42:26 02/08/05 Tue
      • And lest we forget... -- Justin Kaplowitz, 10:51:06 02/08/05 Tue
      • I was speaking hypotethically... -- Patrick, 18:50:26 02/08/05 Tue
        • That magical gateway... -- Hillary, 19:53:32 02/08/05 Tue
          • Re: That magical gateway... -- Patrick, 22:35:53 02/08/05 Tue
          • If it ain't a fansite then why y'all diss MADtv. A comedy site needs to respect everyone (NT) -- hole, 23:27:22 02/08/05 Tue
            • From where did you get this impression? -- CCS, 00:03:44 02/09/05 Wed
            • "A comedy site needs to respect everyone." Think about that for a second... (NT) -- Hillary, 22:35:56 02/09/05 Wed
  • Careers in writing -- Hillary, 16:37:34 02/08/05 Tue
    • Re: Careers in writing -- Dignard, 20:16:51 02/16/05 Wed
  
  
• REVIEWS: Paris Hilton 02/05/05 -- Patrick Lonergan, 18:05:47 02/05/05 Sat
  Reviews and critiques welcomed. These are pretty good, I can't imagine the real show doing quite as well, can you?
  

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  • Ryders Review -- Ryder, 19:48:50 02/05/05 Sat
    • Re: Ryders Review -- Chelsea Almany, 16:20:46 02/06/05 Sun
      • Re: Ryders Review -- Jeremy, 22:05:21 02/06/05 Sun
        • Re: Ryders Review -- Chelsea Almany, 22:26:40 02/06/05 Sun
  • Quick and to the Pointless -- CCS, 03:32:30 02/07/05 Mon
  • Bump (NT) -- Bumpy, 10:56:31 02/09/05 Wed
    • quick quick quick -- Jen, 12:45:37 02/10/05 Thu
      • Re: quick quick quick -- Marcus Campbell, 18:22:23 02/11/05 Fri
        • it takes a lot of time, it's not the most effective way to let a writer know how to improve (NT) -- it's kind of hard to get a meaty critique out of a wee joke., 22:49:02 02/11/05 Fri
        • It always seems to be where I falter at finishing my reviews (NT) -- CCS, 23:54:37 02/11/05 Fri
  
  
• The Lost Art of Writing a Review (2) -- CCS, 03:15:17 02/10/05 Thu
  OK, I figured out what was messing up my table for "Something's Different All Right...", so here's the correct version, and reviews for the sketches on up to WU.
  
  <center><b>Something's Different All Right...</b>
  <i>by Jeremy Barr</i></center>
  
  <center><TABLE WIDTH="600" BORDER="3" CELLSPACING="0" CELLPADDING="2" BGCOLOR="A0B0A0" BORDERCOLOR="4D4D88">
  <TH colspan="2"><font color="4D4D88"><b>Difficulty</b></font></TH><TH colspan="2"><font color="4D4D88"><b>Humiliation</b></font></TH><TR><TD WIDTH="15" BGCOLOR="4D4D88"><center><font color="BBBBEE"><b>5</b></font></center></td><td width="285" BGCOLOR="B0B0D0"><font color="A0A0A0"> .</font></td><TD WIDTH="30" BGCOLOR="4D4D88"><font color="BBBBEE"><center><b>10</b></center></font></td><td width="270" BGCOLOR="B0B0D0"><font color="B0B0D0"> .</font></td></tr></table></center>
  
  
  <center><b>English Class</b>
  <i>by Wes Zack and Scott Rowan</i></center>
  
  Oh the irony, Paris Hilton as a school teacher. I gotta ask, who stares at Paris Hilton's breasts? She's not really endowed there... she's built more for the eyes of the leg men. There were two main themes here, the racial and the sexual. At first glance, the sexual doesn't really add too much to this sketch; it's presence is more like a padded bra, helping fill the piece out. It's kind of silly in a way because if things go well, that bra will be coming off, and the deception exposed. I'm mixing my metaphors again. By a person experienced in saying things funny, this could be a good basis for a sketch, but.... Paris is cast as the school teacher and I think moreso than the previous sketches, she would be completely outclasses by this material. It's short so she won't get lost, but she just won't be able to pull off the accents to make the dogs funny. Also, she learns her lesson in the end, making this slightly less humiliating of a sketch for her.
  
  <center><TABLE WIDTH="600" BORDER="3" CELLSPACING="0" CELLPADDING="2" BGCOLOR="A0B0A0" BORDERCOLOR="4D4D88">
  <TH colspan="2"><font color="4D4D88"><b>Difficulty</b></font></TH><TH colspan="2"><font color="4D4D88"><b>Humiliation</b></font></TH><TR><TD WIDTH="165" BGCOLOR="4D4D88"><center><font color="BBBBEE"><b>55</b></font></center></td><td width="135" BGCOLOR="B0B0D0"><font color="A0A0A0"> .</font></td><TD WIDTH="60" BGCOLOR="4D4D88"><font color="BBBBEE"><b><center>20</center></b></font></td><td BGCOLOR="B0B0D0"><font color="B0B0D0"> .</font></td></tr></table></center>
  
  <center><b>Be Careful What You "Wish" For</b>
  <i>by DRG4</i></center>
  
  Another quick sketch, this centers on the universal pasttime of conning stuff from last wish charities. The sketch flows and moves along quickly. If there's one thing I'd change about the sketch, it's Paris's willingness to do pretty much anything. I think it would enhance the comic release of her finally understanding the offer of sex and leaping at that if earlier G-rated activities were balked at, in a haughty bitch way. For example, instead of "You want to jump on the bed together?" perhaps something like "Jump on the bed? Not on that cheap mattress." The sketch ends quite well, delivering its comic punch rapidly. This sketch does the best on my meters so far, as it's a simple role and fairly offensive to Paris.
  
  <center><TABLE WIDTH="600" BORDER="3" CELLSPACING="0" CELLPADDING="2" BGCOLOR="A0B0A0" BORDERCOLOR="4D4D88">
  <TH colspan="2"><font color="4D4D88"><b>Difficulty</b></font></TH><TH colspan="2"><font color="4D4D88"><b>Humiliation</b></font></TH><TR><TD WIDTH="30" BGCOLOR="4D4D88"><center><font color="BBBBEE"><b>10</b></font></center></td><td width="270" BGCOLOR="B0B0D0"><font color="A0A0A0"> .</font></td><TD WIDTH="225" BGCOLOR="4D4D88"><font color="BBBBEE"><b><center>75</center></b></font></td><td BGCOLOR="B0B0D0"><font color="B0B0D0"> .</font></td></tr></table></center>
  
  <center><b>Moon Time Show</b>
  <i>by Cash Car Star</i></center>
  
  This sketch was mine own, so there's not too much I can say about it that I didn't already post in "Quick and to the Pointless." There's no Paris involved so we would get to enjoy a sketch without her while she would get to enjoy a pineapple martini or whatever kind of alcohol it is that she drinks.
  
  <center><TABLE WIDTH="600" BORDER="3" CELLSPACING="0" CELLPADDING="2" BGCOLOR="A0B0A0" BORDERCOLOR="4D4D88">
  <TH colspan="2"><font color="4D4D88"><b>Difficulty</b></font></TH><TH colspan="2"><font color="4D4D88"><b>Humiliation</b></font></TH><TR><TD WIDTH="0" BGCOLOR="4D4D88"><center><font color="BBBBEE"><b></b></font></center></td><td width="300" BGCOLOR="B0B0D0"><center><font color="4D4D88"><b>Wooo, no Paris!</b></font></center></td><TD WIDTH="0" BGCOLOR="4D4D88"><font color="BBBBEE"><b><center></center></b></font></td><td width="300" BGCOLOR="B0B0D0"><center><font color="4D4D88"><b>Wooo, no Paris!</b></font></center></td></tr></table></center>
  
  <center><b>Good Cop Bad Cop</b>
  <i>by Jason Dignard</i></center>
  
  Two sketches in a row with no Paris! I bet she's knocking them pineapple martinis back like crazy. This is a classicly styled sketch here. It takes one character basis: Lenny's too nice a guy to play bad cop, and runs with it the whole sketch. This has its advantages and its drawbacks. The dialogue's good enough so that when it doesn't carry as a comedy piece, it carries as a slightly interesting drama. Unfortunately, there's no real laughs until Lenny slams the phone book the first time, the mitigating advantage here is that it holds off the reveal of what's funny about this scene while tension builds. The tone is good, I think you just need to thread in a few more sources of humor. Perhaps some stronger straight man lines for Chris would fit the bill. The sketch closes well, although I think the ending would be funnier if the closing comment were something other than a simple scream.
  
  <center><TABLE WIDTH="600" BORDER="3" CELLSPACING="0" CELLPADDING="2" BGCOLOR="A0B0A0" BORDERCOLOR="4D4D88">
  <TH colspan="2"><font color="4D4D88"><b>Difficulty</b></font></TH><TH colspan="2"><font color="4D4D88"><b>Humiliation</b></font></TH><TR><TD WIDTH="0" BGCOLOR="4D4D88"><center><font color="BBBBEE"><b></b></font></center></td><td width="300" BGCOLOR="B0B0D0"><center><font color="4D4D88"><b>Wooo, no Paris!</b></font></center></td><TD WIDTH="0" BGCOLOR="4D4D88"><font color="BBBBEE"><b><center></center></b></font></td><td width="300" BGCOLOR="B0B0D0"><center><font color="4D4D88"><b>Wooo, no Paris!</b></font></center></td></tr></table></center>
  

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  • Re: The Lost Art of Writing a Review (3) -- CCS, 03:39:00 02/11/05 Fri
  
  
• Well, that last bar graph came out a little junky -- CCS, 00:42:24 02/10/05 Thu
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• Excuses... -- Hillary, 23:25:38 02/06/05 Sun
  I swear I wrote this sketch before the real episode and before the SNY episode. Unfortunately, it was a matter of hours. Since this sketch is pretty specific to Paris Hilton, I decided to just post it. I apologize if this is an obnoxious waste of space.
  

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  • Re: Excuses... -- Hillary, 23:28:36 02/06/05 Sun
    • This is good. -- Jim Bevan, 13:41:25 02/07/05 Mon
  
  
• Let's hope not! -- SNL Viewer, 14:01:18 01/22/05 Sat
  Dear god I hope this is not true! I read in one newspaper that Paris Hilton is scheduled to host the show in February.
  
  Anyone know anything about this?
  

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  • Bad News -- Dignard, 14:24:18 01/22/05 Sat
    • It's official, she is the host -- Jim Bevan, 23:15:00 01/22/05 Sat
  • Mr.Lonergan if you want to cancel that show I'll understand (NT) -- Jack Farrell, 23:36:40 01/22/05 Sat
    • Re: Paris -- Patrick, 00:13:24 01/23/05 Sun
  • WHY!!! -- Prateek S., 23:38:20 01/22/05 Sat
    • We'll have to grin and bear it -- Jim Bevan, 23:41:35 01/22/05 Sat
      • Re: We'll have to grin and bear it -- Prateek S., 12:32:25 01/23/05 Sun
        • Maybe I'll have something for the next one -- Jim Bevan, 13:38:16 01/23/05 Sun
          • Johnny Carson: 1925-2005 -- Prateek S., 18:07:04 01/23/05 Sun
    • Calling Paris Hilton a celebrity - isn't that getting a little "loose" with the language? (NT) -- Patrick, 00:04:33 01/23/05 Sun
      • Pretty much everything's loose with her (NT) -- CCS, 03:46:54 01/23/05 Sun
        • HEYO! (NT) -- S-Calade, 12:18:26 01/23/05 Sun
  • Just because I enjoy being obnoxious... -- Hillary, 18:06:25 01/23/05 Sun
  • Who knows? -- Chelsea Almany, 18:59:50 01/23/05 Sun
    • Re: Who knows? -- Patrick, 20:18:01 01/23/05 Sun
    • Timberlake actually has a personality. Paris doesn't. At all. (NT) -- ,, 22:44:47 01/24/05 Mon
  • Other Februarian hosts: Jason Bateman, Hillary Swank (NT) -- CCS, 03:58:51 01/26/05 Wed
    • Bateman looks like the better of the 2...I just hope the writers don't fail him (NT) -- jennings, 17:24:08 01/26/05 Wed
      • For Arrested Development Fans -- Dignard, 19:30:17 02/05/05 Sat
  
  
• REVIEWS: Paul Giamatti 01/22/05 -- Patrick Lonergan, 18:18:06 01/22/05 Sat
  
  What, not one Bob Zmuda parody?
  

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  • I did a badbad thing, please ignore the fact that I have 3 solo sketches on the the update this week (NT) -- mr. jennings, 18:46:26 01/22/05 Sat
    • "Jennings Reese, you're the f'in' Anti-Christ!" - Kenny Pig Vomit (NT) -- Jes' kiddin'!, 19:35:35 01/22/05 Sat
  • Well.... -- Dignard, 20:17:33 01/22/05 Sat
  • Whoops! -- Chelsea Almany, 15:57:25 01/23/05 Sun
  • Re: REVIEWS: Paul Giamatti 01/22/05 -- ...,, 23:02:38 01/24/05 Mon
    • Re: REVIEWS: Paul Giamatti 01/22/05 -- Chelsea Almany, 10:28:41 01/25/05 Tue
      • Re: REVIEWS: Paul Giamatti 01/22/05 -- Jeremy Barr, 16:36:53 01/25/05 Tue
        • I got my Pauls confused (NT) -- Prateek Srivastava, 17:37:27 01/25/05 Tue
          • Re: I got my Pauls confused -- Prateek S., 21:17:17 01/25/05 Tue
            • Re: I got my Pauls confused -- Jeremy Barr, 17:52:46 01/26/05 Wed
              • Re: I got my Pauls confused -- Prateek, 21:22:05 01/26/05 Wed
  • The Star Report -- CCS, 17:09:45 02/05/05 Sat
  
  
• What's Worse than Paris Hilton hosting -- Prateek, 18:18:21 02/01/05 Tue
  How can there be anything more vile than her hosting...
  
  How about the Backstreet Boys reuniting for another diseased album.
  

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  • What could be worse? -- Jim Bevan, 19:39:39 02/01/05 Tue
    • BTW -- Prateek, 19:56:18 02/01/05 Tue
      • No problem, Prateek -- Jim Bevan, 20:15:04 02/01/05 Tue
        • Re: No problem, Prateek -- Prateek Srivastava, 21:17:53 02/01/05 Tue
  • How about listening to people complain about it for two weeks? (NT) -- Hillary, 21:03:43 02/01/05 Tue
    • ZING! (NT) -- Patrick, 13:15:53 02/02/05 Wed
  • VD! (NT) -- S-Calade, 14:50:09 02/02/05 Wed
    • They should get Tony Barbieri to host -- Jim Bevan, 16:51:32 02/02/05 Wed
  • Problems With Show -- Dignard, 19:56:04 02/02/05 Wed
    • I haven't gotten anything down -- Jim Bevan, 20:04:13 02/02/05 Wed
      • Re: I haven't gotten anything down -- Prateek, 22:18:24 02/02/05 Wed
    • Re: Problems With Show -- Patrick, 17:07:24 02/03/05 Thu
      • Did you get the monologue I sent you last week? I also sent a sketch yesterday. (NT) -- DRG4, 18:04:40 02/03/05 Thu
        • Re: Did you get the monologue I sent you last week? I also sent a sketch yesterday. -- Patrick, 19:34:12 02/03/05 Thu
  • Preview -- Prateek, 19:53:50 02/03/05 Thu
    • sorry...you are wrong...thats Maya doing Dontella Vorsche...in the SNL promo (NT) -- jennings, 22:20:02 02/03/05 Thu
      • Re: sorry...you are wrong...thats Maya doing Dontella Vorsche...in the SNL promo -- Prateek, 15:51:46 02/04/05 Fri
        • Not Necessarily True -- CCS, 17:33:00 02/04/05 Fri
          • Re: Not Necessarily True -- Patrick, 08:34:58 02/05/05 Sat
            • Re: Not Necessarily True -- Stan Tavera, 11:29:20 02/05/05 Sat
  • Saw another preview on E! -- Ryder, 20:31:08 02/04/05 Fri
  
  
• The Ten Commandments of Comedy Writing -- Hillary, 20:11:37 02/02/05 Wed
  I got this as a handout in my playwriting class, and since it's short and to the point, decided to submit it for your consideration.
  

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  • Thou shalt... -- Hillary, 20:16:57 02/02/05 Wed
    • Re: Thou shalt... (NT) -- hole, 21:47:30 02/03/05 Thu
      • err... -- hole, 21:50:07 02/03/05 Thu
        • Re: err... -- Patrick, 07:49:55 02/04/05 Fri
          • hole??? -- Prateek, 15:47:52 02/04/05 Fri
  
  
• 02/05 sketches -- Chelsea Almany, 16:32:43 02/02/05 Wed
  My E-mail isn't working, and I can't seem to get the submission page to work. So I'm going to have to post these on here for submission, if that's okay.
  
  -Chelsea
  

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  • go for it, just post them in a reply (NT) -- jennings, 16:49:33 02/02/05 Wed
  • Sorry about the delay, this computer is truly messed up ... here they are! -- Chelsea Almany, 17:09:51 02/02/05 Wed
    • Re: Sorry about the delay, this computer is truly messed up ... here they are! -- Jeremy, 17:23:05 02/02/05 Wed
      • I'd go with the second one -- Jim Bevan, 18:25:53 02/02/05 Wed
  • Funny stuff... -- Jack Farrell, 23:20:56 02/02/05 Wed
  • Thanks for the critiquing! I'll prob. just submit #2 for now. (NT) -- Chelsea Almany, 14:43:16 02/03/05 Thu
  
  
• Brad Pitt? -- Chelsea Almany, 22:37:30 01/30/05 Sun
  I'm finishing off a sketch that features Brad Pitt, but I wasn't sure who to cast. Any thoughts?
  

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  • Re: Brad Pitt? -- Jen, 02:08:44 01/31/05 Mon
    • Re: Brad Pitt? -- Chelsea, 07:34:25 01/31/05 Mon
      • You could always put the guest host in the role (comedy bonus if a woman hosts that week!) (NT) -- Patrick, 10:59:27 01/31/05 Mon
  • I'd be perfect for the role (NT) -- CCS, 03:12:48 01/31/05 Mon
  • LOL, Paris would be great for Brad! I'm already laughing! (NT) -- Ryder, 19:28:43 01/31/05 Mon
  
  
• This is really geeky -- Prateek, 22:44:39 01/29/05 Sat
  This is really geeky. As of next week's episode, Darrell Hammond will become the longest running cast-member in SNL's history. (Tim Meadows was for 9 and a half seasons)
  

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  • Nah, it's not that geeky. -- Jim Bevan, 22:01:32 01/30/05 Sun
    • Is Three-Card Monty too easy a punch? -- Patrick, 23:32:08 01/30/05 Sun
      • Ooh, that sounds neat -- Jim, 07:54:37 01/31/05 Mon
        • Re: Ooh, that sounds neat -- Prateek S., 16:20:59 01/31/05 Mon
  
  
• video of episode -- Gemma Law, 22:05:26 01/28/05 Fri
  i need video's of the episode when jude law hosted
  

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• A halfway-point review. -- Jim Bevan, 21:21:03 01/23/05 Sun
  In the hopes of taking everyone's mind of the upcoming debacle that will be the Paris Hilton-hosted show (which we will do a far better job with than the SNL crew, if you recall last year's Trump episode), I thought I'd do a quick rundown of what I felt to be the best sketches from each show we've done so far in the first half of the season. Feel free to share your own opinions as well, and let's have fun in the second half.
  
  And my picks are:
  (Affleck): Kentucky Jelly - Patrick Lonergan
  (Latifah): Amazing Archaeological Discoveries - DRG4
  (Law): The Perfect British Tenant - DRG4
  (Winslet): Speeding Ticket - Cash Car Star
  (Neeson): Liam Neeson's Monologue - Jen
  (Wilson): Ray and Belle Rob a Bank - Cash Car Star
  (Farrell): The Jameson Firm - Prateek Srivastava
  (De Niro): Mario's Pizza - Jason Dingard
  (Grace): A Link for Morons - J.P. Ragan
  (Giametti): Mr. Miller - Chelsea Almany
  

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  • Re: A halfway-point review. -- Chelsea Almany, 22:20:46 01/23/05 Sun
  • My Picks -- Prateek S., 17:46:45 01/24/05 Mon
    • Thank you, Prateek -- Jim Bevan, 18:16:11 01/24/05 Mon
  • A Curious Fan's Picks -- A Curious Fan, 21:19:47 01/27/05 Thu
  
  
• The curious fan is back -- Curious Fan, 00:23:58 01/24/05 Mon
  I'm back and I have another question
  
  2 years ago SNL graced the Super Bowl with a halftime special. I absolutely loved it. Why wasn't there one last year. Could there be one this year?
  
  I will also present my list of SNY's top sketches, in a few days.
  

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  • It's alright netowrk competition and ratings -- CCS, 13:32:13 01/24/05 Mon
    • I'm an idiot. My title makes no sense... (NT) -- CC "Promises the post isn't stupid" S, 13:34:36 01/24/05 Mon
  
  
• A quick question -- Marcus Campbell, 15:30:01 01/23/05 Sun
  I just have a quick question, is any sketch accepted or is there a selection process based on merit? And how is it decided to what order the sketches appear?
  

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• RIP: Johnny Carson -- Justin Kaplowitz, 15:23:54 01/23/05 Sun
  
  Thanks for the memories, carnac.
  
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• Inauguration sketch -- Will Ditzen, 19:43:59 01/20/05 Thu
  Will I strike out again? Let's find out.
  

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  • Re: Inauguration sketch -- WD, 19:46:05 01/20/05 Thu
    • Looks like a strike-out to me. (NT) -- .,, 20:13:27 01/20/05 Thu
      • I like it -- Dignard, 09:27:09 01/21/05 Fri
        • Re: I like it -- Patrick, 10:09:13 01/21/05 Fri
          • Whoops -- Dignard, 13:24:32 01/21/05 Fri
            • Re: Whoops -- Jeremy Barr, 00:05:08 01/22/05 Sat
  • Domo Arigato Mr. Bushboto! (NT) -- ..,, 21:19:00 01/20/05 Thu
    • good song parody (NT) -- Styx, 19:02:54 01/21/05 Fri
      • To the band Styx -- Tom "Chat board loiterer" Schwartz, 19:30:52 01/21/05 Fri
  
  
• A few questions -- The New Guy, 21:28:05 01/18/05 Tue
  I just wanted to ask a few questions, as well as talk about myself for a second.
  
  Are the sketches to a six-day deadline like it says in the faqs, or can you do it up until the very Saturday?
  
  How does one start writing jokes for Weekend Update, and what is the deadline? I only ask this question because news happens everyday, and it should be up to the minute by Saturday.
  
  Also, I don't want to sound like I'm desperate, but if Mr. Lonergan is listening (or whoever edits) I would love for my first two sketches to get on(Graph, Lifeboat). I know that it is your decision and I may not get any of my three sketches on, but if they do could you please put those two if any?
  
  Also, I apologize for the lackluster sketch I did this Saturday, only because I wrote a better, longer, crisper sketch of VCRs 101, and then my computer froze and I forgot to save it. I was so pissed, and it might have shown in my work, for I had to do the whole skit over immediately after. I think I'm also a missing another segment in it that made it flow properly. Also, I apologize to Patrick Lonergan about my not-being-able to put the names in boldface, since my computer is so messed up I can't even go into Microsoft Word. I AM COMPUTER ILLITERATE!!!! Hopefully, this will be temporary.
  
  I hope to write more and more for this excellent site. I have about a hundred sketch ideas in my head (and on paper) from the past. I am a huge fan of SNL, and hope to write there someday. Then, truly and factually, I will know there is a God.
  

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  • No Prob New Guy -- Jack Farrell, 23:34:56 01/18/05 Tue
    • Re: No Prob New Guy -- Dignard, 08:18:03 01/19/05 Wed
      • the night before -- Jen, 12:57:49 01/19/05 Wed
        • Thank you all (NT) -- Dignard, 08:41:14 01/20/05 Thu
  • Re: A few questions -- Patrick, 10:24:32 01/21/05 Fri
  
  
• Weekend Update -- Jeremy Barr, 01:01:24 01/21/05 Fri
  Now I know I am new to this site and was viewing the news for the first time, but I have to say, it was bloody brilliant. Many excellent jokes which could not even have been outdone by SNL writers. Just curious, how does one get their joke onto WU? Do you just submit a few of your best ones? Obviously one person wouldn't be capable of doing the whole thing. Thanks
  
  - Jeremy
  

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  • Re: Weekend Update -- Jen, 01:11:49 01/21/05 Fri
    • Re: Weekend Update -- Dignard(pronounced Dig-nahhhd), 09:20:15 01/21/05 Fri
  • Re: Weekend Update -- Patrick, 10:14:27 01/21/05 Fri
  
  
• Here goes nothing... -- Chelsea Almany, 21:51:21 01/18/05 Tue
  I wasn't quite sure how to do this, so as my subject says, here goes nothing.
  
  I submitted a rather craptastic KidzBop parody last week, which, no surprise, didn't make it. So I've actually *thought out* and *revised* my next sketch! Egads!
  
  I think I could do a lot better than this, but I've been writing essays and speeches like crazy, and I've met a little thing called "writer's block." If any of you could give me some constructive criticism, please do so.
  
  Thanks a lot,
  me
  

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  • Re: Here goes nothing... The sketch! -- Chelsea Almany, 21:56:23 01/18/05 Tue
    • Re: Here goes nothing... The sketch! -- Hillary, 18:18:51 01/19/05 Wed
      • it was JPIII (NT) -- ., 23:50:45 01/19/05 Wed
      • Re: Here goes nothing... The sketch! -- Chelsea Almany, 07:26:57 01/20/05 Thu
  • Nice! -- Jack Farrell, 23:49:41 01/18/05 Tue
    • Re: Nice! -- Chelsea Almany, 07:37:23 01/19/05 Wed
      • Funny stuff -- Jim Bevan, 15:05:56 01/19/05 Wed
        • Bad movies -- Hillary, 18:22:31 01/19/05 Wed
  
  
• REVIEWS: Topher Grace 01/15/05 -- Patrick Lonergan, 11:39:25 01/15/05 Sat
  If you were still hoping for Jennifer Garner, you'll just have to use your imagination this week!
  

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  • Thought I should let you know... -- Hillary, 15:38:16 01/15/05 Sat
    • Links for Part 2 and 3 -- CCS, 21:25:06 01/15/05 Sat
      • Aha! Good one. (NT) -- Hillary, 22:17:51 01/15/05 Sat
  • After seeing the real monologue, I think it's safe to say, mine was much better. (NT) -- the guy who wrote SNY's monologue for Topher Grace, 01:24:17 01/16/05 Sun
    • Hey Mr. Self Promotion (NT) -- the real one wasn't that bad, 01:45:07 01/16/05 Sun
      • I didn't say it was bad, i just think mine was better (NT) -- the guy writing this message, 03:19:26 01/16/05 Sun
        • Guys, in the spirit of MLK Day let's just call a spade a spade and let it go, okay? (NT) -- Mr. Go-Between, 23:17:08 01/17/05 Mon
  • After seeing the SNL sketch on the Swedish Mafia, I think it's safe to say mine was much better (NT) -- the guy who posted this comment, oddly enough, 03:28:45 01/16/05 Sun
  • Re: REVIEWS: Topher Grace 01/15/05 -- Ken Hidaka, 09:48:25 01/16/05 Sun
    • The OC? -- Andrew, 13:11:15 01/16/05 Sun
      • SNL's musical guests -- Stan Tavera, 14:21:58 01/16/05 Sun
  • Comments -- Prateek S., 10:22:14 01/16/05 Sun
  • Comments on SNY -- Prateek S., 12:32:17 01/18/05 Tue
    • Re: Comments on SNY -- Jim Bevan, 15:06:55 01/18/05 Tue
      • Re: Comments on SNY -- Prateek S., 20:41:43 01/18/05 Tue
        • Well, I can't wait to see what you have planned -- Jim Bevan, 21:16:34 01/18/05 Tue
  
  
• Just a Thought... -- Will Stewart, 19:39:51 01/15/05 Sat
  Has anyone ever thought to act out and/or film your own SNL sketches? I'm in the pre-production stages of making my own filmed Saturday Night Live Tribute... Just wondering if I'm alone in the world ^_^
  It irks me slightly that you guys are writing "HO well, this part is for Jimmy Fallon, and this part is for Tina fey, etc etc etc. If you're going to make your own sketches, why not act them yourself?
  

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  • Re: Just a Thought... -- Jen, 20:27:39 01/15/05 Sat
  • I have... -- Jack Farrell, 21:46:53 01/15/05 Sat
  • Re: Just a Thought... -- Hillary, 22:12:27 01/15/05 Sat
  
  
• Next Week -- Prateek S., 23:01:53 01/14/05 Fri
  According to TVTOME.com. Next Week's host is Paul Giamatti with musical guest Ludacris.
  

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  • Ludacris with Sum-41 (NT) -- jennings, 00:00:09 01/15/05 Sat
  
  
• SNL Sketches -- Fozzmeister General, 06:50:42 01/13/05 Thu
  No offense, cos you probably try hard, but the skits and content of SNL are a lot better than the stuff here. That's just my opinion and you probably don't care.....so really there's no point in me posting this as I'll likely never come back to read replies...so...carry on, if you wish so.
  
  *wanders off*
  

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  • Let me guess -- do de do, 14:05:18 01/13/05 Thu
  • First of all, I like the Muppets... -- Hillary, 14:32:35 01/13/05 Thu
  • The same argument hasn't cancelled MadTV after ten years on air (NT) -- CCS, 18:53:45 01/13/05 Thu
  • Amen to that! (NT) -- Ultimate MADtv Hater, 20:30:00 01/13/05 Thu
  • Another thought -- do de do, 20:17:14 01/14/05 Fri
  • Re: SNL Sketches -- Patrick, 21:58:31 01/14/05 Fri
  
  
• Most Amusing Looking NBC Exec -- CCS, 23:25:37 01/05/05 Wed
  Which <a rel=nofollow target=_blank href="http://www.nbcumv.com/entertainment/bios.nbc">NBC Exec</a> just looks a fool?
  
  Mark Hirschfeld and his mighty moustache of power is an outstanding candidate, but the title must go to Frank Radice and his vanity "action" pose.
  
  Vince Manze wins the "Must Have Been Taken with a Webcam" award.
  

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  • Re: Most Amusing Looking NBC Exec -- Patrick, 08:24:48 01/06/05 Thu
  • For Jeff Zucker -- Stan Tavera, 16:22:05 01/10/05 Mon
  
  
• Who's Married -- a curious fan, 21:21:40 01/06/05 Thu
  I was just wondering which SNL cast members are married?
  
  BTW: I absolutely love this site. Every one you should be commended for your hard work. I always find time to read these great sketches!
  

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  • to answer a curious fan's question... -- jennings, 22:29:40 01/06/05 Thu
  
  
• Move over Jennifer....there another TV star in town... -- mjr II, 15:06:27 01/05/05 Wed
  NBC Media Village reports that do to illness, Jennifer Garner will not be hosting SNL on January 15th, and has been replaced by "That 70's Show" star Topher Grace. The Killers are still going to perform as musical guests.
  
  Thank you.
  

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  • Good! -- Prateek, 22:29:56 01/05/05 Wed
  
  
• Your Favorite SNY Episode This Year -- Ryder, 17:11:51 12/31/04 Fri
  It's December 31st, and I was just wondering, what was everyone's favorite SNY episode this year so far? And list a few reasons why. IMO, the Kate Winselt/Eminem episode was really nice. I loved most of the sktches, the monologue was great, and the 8 Mile spoof was hysterical. The Speeding Ticket, the Weekend Update and the 'Confessions of the Mom' were great too. What was yours?
  

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  • Re: Your Favorite SNY Episode This Year -- Jim Bevan, 19:06:17 12/31/04 Fri
  • Tough choice... -- Jack Farrell, 21:51:27 12/31/04 Fri
  • Best of SNY 2004 season -- Prateek S., 14:09:31 01/02/05 Sun
  
  
• REVIEWS: Robert De Niro 12/18/04 -- Patrick Lonergan, 10:10:09 12/18/04 Sat
  An early Christmas for Jack, with the multitude of WU submissions this week.
  

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  • I think Jack might be Jewish...and other thoughts -- MJR II, 10:34:45 12/18/04 Sat
  • Early Comments -- Prateek S., 13:46:32 12/18/04 Sat
  • Howdy all -- Jack Farrell, 19:13:59 12/18/04 Sat
  • Jack Farrell's Last Will and Testament aka the Robert Deniro Review -- Jack Farrell, 22:31:51 12/20/04 Mon
  • Holy crap, I’m writing a review -- Hillary, 00:13:20 12/21/04 Tue
    • Re: Holy crap, I’m writing a review -- Jen, 02:14:29 12/21/04 Tue
      • But are the characters messing around or serious? -- CCS, 01:32:27 12/22/04 Wed
        • Is it right for the characters? -- Jen, 03:11:59 12/22/04 Wed
          • PS -- Jen, 03:31:18 12/22/04 Wed
    • WU Review -- Hillary, 08:01:01 12/22/04 Wed
    • And the rest... -- Hillary, 21:10:24 12/27/04 Mon
      • My sketch -- Prateek, 23:45:22 12/27/04 Mon
  • Actually Hilary... -- Jack Farrell, 00:20:16 12/21/04 Tue
    • Jack's dad, Bulgaria, could not be reached for comment. (NT) -- Patrick, 08:44:43 12/21/04 Tue
      • I think everyone should use country/city names as characters for Garner (NT) -- Carson City Suburb, 01:53:36 12/22/04 Wed
    • Actually, Jack, my name has 2 L's...what now?! (NT) -- Hillary, 10:08:53 12/21/04 Tue
  • I am terribly sorry HILLARY! -- Jack Farrell, 11:00:07 12/21/04 Tue
  • Well Hillary... -- Jack Farrell, 23:03:58 12/27/04 Mon
  • Pay No Attention to the Puny Man Behind the Reviewing Curtain -- CCS, 01:25:20 12/28/04 Tue
    • Midweek Update on Weekend Update -- CCS, 03:39:42 12/29/04 Wed
      • Re: Midweek Update on Weekend Update -- Patrick, 10:29:11 12/29/04 Wed
      • CCS, glad to see you enjoyed the Jay-C piece on WU! Thanks! (NT) -- mjr II, 15:42:42 12/29/04 Wed
  • Last Episode Review for 2004!! -- Prateek S., 17:04:05 12/31/04 Fri
  
  
• My new website -- mjr II, 16:40:43 12/30/04 Thu
  My new website is up and running...feel free to visit.
  
  <a rel=nofollow target=_blank href="http://www.geocities.com/markjenningz/markopage_1.html">http://www.geocities.com/markjenningz/markopage_1.html</a>
  
  Thanks much!
  

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  • Love the template! (NT) -- pffff, 16:21:03 12/31/04 Fri
    • Neat site -- Jim Bevan, 16:42:29 12/31/04 Fri
  
  
• Live from Snlyou.jt.org its Saturday Night You Ch 6 -- Jack Farrell, 22:07:24 12/28/04 Tue
  Hi everybody, well I had a lot of free time this week so I was able to get together another edition of my non award winning anthology, with any luck I'll have another edition out next week. Read on in the reply for the latest edition and scroll down for past installments. Have a happy new year everyone
  
  Jack
  

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  • Re: Live from Snlyou.jt.org its Saturday Night You Ch 6 -- Jack Farrell, 22:08:28 12/28/04 Tue
  • Note -- Hillary, 15:05:49 12/29/04 Wed
  • my side of the story -- mjr II, 15:33:38 12/29/04 Wed
  • Thanks Hilary! -- Jack Farrell, 20:39:04 12/29/04 Wed
  • I am sorry, HiLLary! (NT) -- Jack Farrell, 20:41:41 12/29/04 Wed
  
  
• Merry Christmas! -- JP, 02:31:55 12/23/04 Thu
  3 more sleeps til Christmas!
  
  I just wanted to wish every a very Merry Christmas.
  
  I hope it's filled with tons of presents and more importantly tons of love. If you feel like you have no one to love then love yourself twice as much.
  
  Peace.
  
  Merry Christmas!
  

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  • Aww, that's so sweet. Back 'atcha. (NT) -- Hillary, 20:05:47 12/23/04 Thu
  • Have a Happy Kwanzaa, too - link inside -- Patrick, 13:13:11 12/24/04 Fri
  • Merry Christmas to all and to all Watch SNL and SNY! -- ,, 00:09:00 12/25/04 Sat
  
  
• I saw this post...some of the writers may want to take a looking... -- jennings, 15:42:28 12/21/04 Tue
  East Coast company seeks comedy writers. Adult material required. No performances necessary - just write the material. This is a ground floor opportunity which could expand into other international markets. Great opportunity for talented and flexible writers. Currently assembling a team of writers. Both veterans and novices are welcome to apply. Looking for Hot/Steamy/Sexy/Raunchy Comedy. You can work from anyplace in the country - simply email the material to us. Work your own hours. Please email inquiries and resume to; cupidsdungeon@yahoo.com Must be available to begin work in January.
  
  <a rel=nofollow target=_blank href="http://www.employnow.com/comics.htm">http://www.employnow.com/comics.htm</a>
  

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  • I'd be wary of it -- Jim Bevan, 18:54:31 12/21/04 Tue
  • Oookay. -- wes, 19:07:28 12/21/04 Tue
  
  
• Next Year's Host -- Ryan Stockton, 03:23:22 12/19/04 Sun
  Jennifer Garner will host Jan. 15th, I believe, and "Somebody Told Me" that the Killers will be preforming. You see that, I made a joke with one of their songs. Heh heh, heh...... forget it.
  

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  • Ah know! (NT) -- CCS, 18:19:49 12/19/04 Sun
    • Because I think CCS is making a referrence to the last time she hosted... -- mjr II, 11:55:41 12/20/04 Mon
  
  
• REVIEWS: Colin Farrell 12/11/04 -- Patrick Lonergan, 18:37:20 12/11/04 Sat
  Here we are, with 4 hours to spare. Lot of submissions this week, and not enough hours in my day. Enjoy!
  

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  • The Jennings Report... -- mjr II, 20:14:49 12/11/04 Sat
    • Thank you for putting my sketch in, Pat -- Jim Bevan, 23:02:49 12/11/04 Sat
  • Re: REVIEWS: Colin Farrell 12/11/04 -- Ryder, 10:12:27 12/12/04 Sun
  • They should have duck-taped his mouth -- Prateek S., 11:45:20 12/12/04 Sun
    • Off-topic: I've got athlete's foot. -- Jim Bevan, 13:07:21 12/12/04 Sun
  • Jack Farrell's Only Reason to live aka The Colin Farrell review -- Jack Farrell, 23:24:17 12/13/04 Mon
    • Comments -- Prateek, 16:31:08 12/14/04 Tue
    • Re: Jack Farrell's Only Reason to live -- Hillary, 17:45:33 12/15/04 Wed
      • Why I don't submit to WU -- not that I want to condone not trying, 19:34:48 12/15/04 Wed
  • An answer to Hillary and Jen's question -- Jack Farrell, 23:31:24 12/15/04 Wed
  • Re: REVIEWS: Colin Farrell 12/11/04 -- TROY BARBAY, 17:00:51 12/18/04 Sat
  
  
• How can I request a celebrity appearance on SNL? -- Sandra, 11:38:41 12/07/04 Tue
  I want to encourage SNL to have Clive Owen appear as a host on SNL? Is there a contact for this?
  
  Thank for any information...
  
  S.
  

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  • No (NT) -- Sorry, 00:29:32 12/08/04 Wed
  • Do you mind if I call you SIII? -- Stupid, 23:35:18 12/08/04 Wed
    • Re: Do you mind if I call you SIII? -- Sandra, 08:01:26 12/09/04 Thu
      • Um, click the link that says FAQ on the main page. (NT) -- Hillary, 16:20:17 12/09/04 Thu
        • Re: Um, click the link that says FAQ on the main page. -- Sandra, 07:39:53 12/10/04 Fri
          • What site are you looking at, how did you find this board? (link inside) -- Good Samaritan, 10:05:52 12/10/04 Fri
            • Re: What site are you looking at, how did you find this board? (link inside) -- Sandra, 13:25:45 12/14/04 Tue
              • I'm a sucker for a thread that tilts to the right...go Rush Limbaugh! -- Stupid, 23:05:31 12/14/04 Tue
                • I already hosted (NT) -- The Oprah, 03:50:33 12/15/04 Wed
  
  
• The Colin Farrell Monologue you didn't get to read... -- mjr II, 19:30:21 12/11/04 Sat
  No offense to DRG4, thou he is a friend of mine, I think my monologue was much much better.
  
  See reply!
  

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  • Re: The Colin Farrell Monologue you didn't get to read... -- the writer of the sketch, 19:31:33 12/11/04 Sat
    • Stop this -- CCS, 01:02:23 12/12/04 Sun
      • pwned (NT) -- back in black, 20:33:53 12/14/04 Tue
  
  
• Cold Opening Needed -- Patrick Lonergan, 10:10:10 12/11/04 Sat
  
  In case there's still any last-minute submitters lurking about, we need a cold opening that <i>doesn't</i> have Colin Farrell in it. I think the submitted monologue will have more of an impact if Farrell doesn't appear in the cold opening.
  

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  • Patrick, I sent you a cold opening Friday afternoon! (NT) -- MJR, 11:15:54 12/11/04 Sat
    • But Farrell appears in it - read above. (NT) -- Patrick, 11:44:20 12/11/04 Sat
      • I just sent my Oliver Stone cold opening over to you (NT) -- mjr, 11:47:45 12/11/04 Sat
        • Righteous -- Patrick, 13:42:11 12/11/04 Sat
          • When will that be, Patrick? (NT) -- mjr, 16:45:38 12/11/04 Sat
  
  
• REVIEWS: Luke Wilson 11/20/04 -- Patrick Lonergan, 11:42:42 11/20/04 Sat
  Luke Wilson sketches finally ready to go, in what felt like 100 days' effort.
  

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  • Rocking 100 -- CCS, 04:00:16 11/21/04 Sun
  • I actually reviewed! Holy Crap! -- Jen, 19:45:32 11/22/04 Mon
  • "It's older than lunch meat at 7-11" it's Prateek's Episode Review -- Prateek S., 21:49:48 12/07/04 Tue
    • "Who is Phil Gordon?" you ask -- Ryan Stockton, 00:12:31 12/11/04 Sat
  
  
• submitted sketch -- Will Ditzen, 00:04:12 12/10/04 Fri
  Any feedback will be appreciated.
  

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  • Re: submitted sketch -- Will Ditzen, 00:05:30 12/10/04 Fri
    • what the fuck was that? (NT) -- mjr, 00:10:37 12/10/04 Fri
  • Er um okay -- Jack Farrell, 00:45:58 12/10/04 Fri
  
  
• I wonder....... -- Stan Tavera, 16:38:54 12/05/04 Sun
  Is there going to be another episode in December besides Colin Farrell? I haven't seen any announcements for it.
  
  December 18th is kinda close to the holidays so I don't know if there would be one. But I hope so, because I don't remember when December only had one SNL episode in it.
  

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  • And the Dec 18th host is... -- Jack Farrell, 19:10:24 12/06/04 Mon
    • I heard a lot of staff members didn't like him and called him one of the worst hosts ever. (NT) -- ,, 21:02:02 12/06/04 Mon
  
  
• Sketch Help -- Prateek, 17:52:17 12/02/04 Thu
  I am casting Michael Moore in a sketch. I was thinking about using Rob Riggle. What do you guys think?
  
  I am also finishing my review for SNY 100, it is well overdue. But I got a free moment so why not.
  

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  • I'd recommend Horatio instead -- Jim Bevan, 19:02:12 12/02/04 Thu
    • Re: I'd recommend Horatio instead -- Prateek S., 20:07:09 12/02/04 Thu
      • If I get anything in -- Jim Bevan, 21:10:35 12/02/04 Thu
        • Is he still a Democrat, or did he convert? (NT) -- Patrick Lonergan, 06:53:49 12/03/04 Fri
  
  
• One mo Urban News -- Steven Mann, 12:49:33 11/30/04 Tue
  Girls Going... Going... Gone? Big Snoop Dogg recently revealed that he's finished with the 'Girls Gone Wild" franchise and will be releasing his own line, that involves more 'Ethnic' women. "If you notice, there hasn't been no girls of (ethnicity) at all on none of those tapes," Snoop told the Associated Press. "No black girls, no Spanish girls - all white girls, white girls ain't the only hoes that get wild." And in a related story the White Hoes are suing Snoop and The Ethnic Hoes, under The White Hoe Fair Labour Standards Act. See section: 1a) Where it clearly states that "White Hoes are not to be denied being and or acting or even perhaps becoming a Hoe in any VHS or DVD format. (For a broader definition of a Hoe: Please refrence Christina Agularia under the 'Skank Ass Exposure & Employment Act') Futhermore, White Hoes will not be denied permission to partake in any behaviour on camera or in the above mentioned format that is deemed 'Wild', 'Slutty' and or 'Sleezy'. (Please See section 2: Mardi Gras/Boobs For Beads Act).
  I Laughed I cried it was better than CCCCCats! After Eminem earned a crazy $116 million at the box office, and sold like 6 million copies of the soundtrack, plus an Oscar for “Lose Yourself,” 50 Cent has also decided to make a movie based on his life. Still in the early stages, the tale of the Jamaica Queens rapper will be drastically different, as he's lived through shootings and spent time dealing crack. To make it as authentic as possible, the film is being developed by Terry Winter (Who is a writer for 'The Sopranos'). While 50 will play himself, Frankie Muniz ('Malcolm in the Middle') seems to be the early fave to play Em. Other cast ideas have included.. Justin Guarini (From Justin to Kelly), and Kelly Clarkson (From Justin to Kelly) to play 50's parents , while Judge Judy Sheindlin, Kim Bassinger and Rupaul have read for 50's Grandma, Sherman Hemsley seems to have the role of Dre locked D!
  Can I get a Witness? Eminem gave one lucky fan the shock of her life last week when he removed his necklace, allegedly worth $450,000, and gave it to her. lifting the chain and pendant above his head he added, "I'm not fronting, but this cost me $450,000." Eminem then bent over and gave the piece of jewellery to her. One onlooker said, "She looked so astonished! She almost fainted and barfed in disbelief but her friends held her up." sounding a little bitter He also added, "Damn, I went to a Lil Kim concert last fall, and all I got was this lousy Chlamydia!" And in an Ironic Twist: The alleged $450,000 necklace was only worth 200 dollars!!! (And the crowd goes awwww)
  Just a Bit More Shady... This past week in Scotland, from the balcony of his hotel room, Slim was shown dangling a doll, complete with surgical mask, up and down over the balcony. And in a related story... Call it a classic battle of one-upmanship, but Michael Jackson was also seen in the same Hotel dangling 'Tito', complete with surgical mask up and down over the very same balcony. Round 2 anyone?
  I don't know about you but ever since Bow Wow dropped the 'Lil' from his name I feel I have a renewed sense of purpose, As if life finally has meaning! I'm sleeping better, I'm bathing again... 4 consecutive 'good hair' days... A fluke? I think not!
  What Chu Talk'n Bout!!! Vanilla Ice was recentley quoted in Chart magazine saying he'd like to follow up his celebrity boxing match with Todd Bridges with a bout against Eminem. "Uh, I wish I could," he admitted "I have been trying, I wanted to fight him... I mean that would be huge ratings wouldn't it? I'd just do it for the hell of it cause I'm crazy like that" Vanilla went on to say if Em didn't agree to the fight, he'd focus his next bout on kicking the shit outta Conrad Bain, Garry Coleman, and Mrs.Garrett. I see this one going the distance. Ding Ding!
  Queen Latifah has gone under the knife for breast reduction surgery, according to published reports. The rapper/actress flaunted her double-D breasts for the last time at the Academy Awards. In addition The Queen has also dropped about 40 pounds by working out with a personal trainer. And In a related health story, Kelly Rowland has hit the Gym hardcore and has targeted her Original Birth weight as her goal. Good luck Kelly... And Remember... Stay Hungry!
  Chuck D and Flavor Flav, Busta Rhymes, MC Lyte, and Phife from A Tribe Called Quest have teamed up under the name the 'Spitballers' to record a sports anthem called "Let's Get Loud (Everybody Get Up)," which will debut as the opening song for the ESPY Awards. And in other Sports/Music news, Jose Canseco and Mike Tyson, have decided to hit the studio and record an anthem as well.. Tenitivly titled "I'ma Kick Yo Ass" (also available in braile and lisp-version) The song will debut in the near future with all proceeds going to the "I'ma Kick yo Ass Endowment fund" , and the "Underachievers and Overbearing Idiots Society' Please give...
  After seeing a few pictures on line, I can't help but wonder if new Female MC 24k is really Alicia Keys with a Mic and a Ring Name?
  Dennis Rodman is looking for a slice of the intellegence pie as he's appearing in a new ad campaign for the Trivial Pursuit game. "I've accomplished many great things on the basketball court,' he says, "But it figures that my appearance in a wedding dress would be the thing that got me immortalized by Trivial Pursuit. Look for the 'Idiots and Crossdressers' Edition to hit stores soon.
  Mark your calenders, cause on July 5th at the Darknights Festival in Toronto, Local MC Da Original (A long time fixture in Toronto's rap underground ) will attempt to set the Guiness World Records for 'Longest Freestyle Rap'. Billed as 'Rhyme Till You Can’t Rhyme No More…' D.O. explained he had approached Guiness and was told the record could be set if he freestyled for an hour. Well that wasn't good enough, D.O. wanted to set the record straight and never be touched, hence he's shooting for 8 hours of rhyming with a 15 minute break.. (Wait here's a lyrical sample of hour 7.... " Yo Yo. Check it... ???Cat, Bat, Matt, Pat, ??? Sat, Rat, Hat, Phat" ) I hope Buckley's Mixture has a street team!
  And Finally... Emmy Award winning actor Ving Rhames will narrate a new documentary film called "Beef" that chronicles various rap battles and rivalries throughout the history of hip-hop. Sounds Hot! And in other Film news Ja Rule is slated to star in a new documentary film called "Chicken", that chronicles the various battles and rivalries that exsist amoungst 'Poultry'
  

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  • How about Posting this in a reply next time. (NT) -- For Future Reference, 16:23:06 11/30/04 Tue
  • Question -- Curious George, 20:28:49 12/01/04 Wed
    • Was wondering the same thing (NT) -- Wonder Man, 01:48:15 12/02/04 Thu
  
  
• More Funny Urban News... -- steven mann, 12:45:53 11/30/04 Tue
  Did anyone see the VH-1 Diva's Special? A few quickies...Chakah Kahn...She sounded great, but unfortunately she looked more like a rented prop from the Lion King. When she was being interviewed I was anxiously waiting for her chest to start giving shout-outs.... Was is me or did it look like her breast's were actually going to eat her. Whitney Houston.... Ok where do I start. 'World Vision Whitney' claiming to be 5 or 6 months pregnant, still looks like she's missed lunch since 1986... She's a javelin with hair!
  
  More Whitney...Whitney Houston and her idiot sidekick husband have officially embarked on a "spiritual retreat" to Israel, according to her director of publicity. It's the couple's first trip to the Holy Land. When getting off the plane Bobby was overheard yelling "Where Ma Bagels At!" The high-profile couple also met with Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon... Where Bobby and the Prime minister discussed at length the road to peace... Jewish/Palestinian relations...and different ways to build a crack pipe out of Matzo.
  
  Bounce, Bounce, Bounce, Bounce… R. Kelly recently appeared in court in Chicago to ask permission to leave the jurisdiction for a number of trips planned in mid-to-late June. Destinations include, New York, Los Angeles and Dallas. Kelly hopes to be able to shoot a video, attend the BET Awards in L.A... And participate as guest editor and keynote speaker for July's issue of 'Seventeen'. As luck would have it I found a rough draft of his Editorial that may appear in that very issue, and I stress that this may not be the final copy... "Hey Girls!!! Welcome to Seventeen... I'm your guest editor R-Kelly. Even though I was seventeen, well... kind of a long time ago (long enough that I'm not telling how long ago! I am giggling! I am funny!), my inner seventeen year old is dieing to get out...she's the wild-child optimist in me that I hope I'll never let go of completely...I remember fondly that being seventeen had such a unique charm and magic. The changes I was going through — sure they were difficult, but at the same time, they were often pretty darn exciting. So I say to you girls 'Gimmie That Toot Toot..... Gimme That Beep Beep!' I hope you all enjoy this issue of Seventeen... I know I will. Please pay special attention to the mail out section...make sure to include your home phone number and times you may ever be in the greater Chicago Area... oh P.S… I'm equipped for Beta. Signed... R Kelly."
  
  R&B singer Nivea and her fiancée, Cash Money's Lil Wayne are scheduled to be married next March. The best news about this is that they have decided to take Baby's advice and have their vows tattooed on their faces...good call!
  
  Who Shot Cha! According to Daily Variety, Sylvester Stallone is slated to write, direct and star in a film about the unsolved deaths of Biggie & Tupac. Stallone's project "Rampart Scandal," centres in on the massive internal investigation of the LAPD that some say links off-duty officers directly to the murders of Christopher Wallace and Tupac. Stallone will play LAPD detective Russell Poole who was the key in uncovering the corruption in LAPD's rampart division, while Talia Shire, plays Biggie, and Burt Young returns as Tupac.... A must see!
  
  Please Return your Tray's to an Upright Position Bee-otch! Snoop Dogg is re-making the classic comedy 'Airplane'. The film is called 'Soul Plane' and is set to go into production in late June. Snoop plays a pilot, and Method Man will portray the airline owner's best friend. Can’t wait for the press releases. I can hear Ebert that fat bastard saying… "I loved him in Girls gone wild"… "I was Moved by Murder was the case”… “And I was touched by the entire Hustler Dog Style trilogy". This Film touched me fo rizz-ule and I give this shit two thumbs up Ho!... "Gene Shallot of the Today show says... " It was like an updated Sound of Music… without the sound... and without the music"... and lastly Rex Reed from the New York Observer says… “I loved this picture, I haven’t had this much fun since I tried to wear my own sphincter as a hoodie!”
  
  Macy Gray is developing a new cartoon for Warner Bros. Animation based on her childhood in Canton, Ohio, called "A Pretty Good Life." Ever notice that nobody really has any beef with Macey? Is it because her music and attitude don't warrant it, or is it that she's really Larry Holmes with Breast's... something to think about.
  If ya haven't heard the new Jay-Z joint S. Carter Collection joint, you sleeping kid! Peep the Track Blunts and Armandale... Jay over Dre... Crazy Hot!!!!
  
  You must be kidding... Hiphopsite.com recently reported that Royce Da 5’9 is currently in talks with Murder Inc. Sources say one of the sticking points of the deal is Royce's reluctance to perform under the new stage name Ja-shanti... stay tuned.
  
  Holy Shit! Joseph 'Afro man' Foreman, who found worldwide success with his anthem 'Because I Got High', has given his life to God. His new found faith has him at odds with his current label, Universal Records, who oppose the suggested first single entitled 'The Lord gots the Good shit' and the B-side "Father I have Resin". Foreman’s first LP The Good Times, was a gold selling album in the U.S. & Platinum overseas.
  
  And finally…The doctor who treated rapper 50 Cent for bullet wounds three years ago says the hip-hop star didn't pay him for his medical care. Dr. Nader Paksima filed papers in State Supreme Court suing the 27-year-old rapper, whose legal name is Curtis Jackson, for more than $32,000 in unpaid medical bills. And in other related news... The Alleged Shooter who shot 50 nine times, is also launching a law suit against the rapper for "Failure to return the bullets that I shot into your body" Both parties were unavailable for comment.
  

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• Patrick, I got another 'delayed message' regarding one of my sketches from Yahoo! -- MJRII, 10:32:04 11/20/04 Sat
  I'll post the sketch on the message board here for you, so you can get it onto the update. Sorry for the inconvince.
  
  - Mark Jennings Reese II
  

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  • The Urban News Report -- by Mark Jennings Reese II, 10:33:24 11/20/04 Sat
    • Re: The Urban News Report -- steven Mann, 12:39:33 11/30/04 Tue
  • I don't know if you recieved mine as well. -- Prateek Srivastava, 11:15:22 11/20/04 Sat
    • I got the same message -- Jim Bevan, 12:29:36 11/20/04 Sat
      • Colin is Irish not British - they take offense to that, but a beer usually solves the confict (NT) -- - before it breaks out into a drunken brawl, 14:28:18 11/20/04 Sat
        • Okay then... we return to United Kingdomers again (better?) -- Jim Bevan, 14:48:28 11/20/04 Sat
          • way to make an effort but I believe Farrell is from the south -- So he's from the Republic of Ireland, 15:36:17 11/20/04 Sat
      • I didn't get a message, but... -- Hillary, 10:20:45 11/21/04 Sun
  
  
• Reality show to select a new cast member? -- Hillary, 10:23:25 11/21/04 Sun
  <a rel=nofollow target=_blank href="http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,15278,00.html?eol.tkr">Hmm...</a>
  

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  • Re: Reality show to select a new cast member? -- Jack Farrell, 21:05:35 11/22/04 Mon
    • Re: Reality show to select a new cast member? -- Hillary, 22:27:24 11/22/04 Mon
      • Why is everyone assuming... -- ,, 22:51:44 11/22/04 Mon
        • Re: Why is everyone assuming... -- Hillary, 16:00:42 11/23/04 Tue
          • That Russian kid was the only "random schlub" who did well (NT) -- CCS, 00:17:50 11/24/04 Wed
  • Re: Reality show to select a new cast member? -- Zac Ross, 03:07:13 11/25/04 Thu
  
  
• This past Saturday's show. -- Dale, 15:16:47 11/23/04 Tue
  Hey guys, I wanted to survey your thoughts on this past Saturday's SNL. There seems to be a divide among fans with some saying this was essentially one of the great shows of the past five years while others say it was an average show enhanced by U2. I'm somewhat in the middle on this, I think it was the best show of the year so far on its own merits and U2 definitely added a spark, however, it doesnt measure up to the great shows of the past five years and the cast still has a long way to go. Your Thoughts?
  

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• SNY: The Lost Comedy -- Jack Farrell, 23:12:24 11/21/04 Sun
  Howdy folks for one reason or another sometimes certain sketches or jokes dont get in the show. Check the reply of this message for Weekend Update material from the Luke Wilson show that unfortunately didnt get to air this week.
  
  Jack
  

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  • Re: SNY: The Lost Comedy -- Jack Farrell, 23:14:35 11/21/04 Sun
    • Good stuff, Jack -- Jim Bevan, 17:46:42 11/22/04 Mon
  • Guess I might as well -- Hillary, 20:26:11 11/22/04 Mon
  • Re: SNY: The Lost Comedy -- Patrick Lonergan, 20:45:56 11/22/04 Mon
    • Re: SNY: The Lost Comedy -- Hillary, 21:09:43 11/22/04 Mon
  • Re: SNY: The Lost Comedy -- Jack Farrell, 21:02:10 11/22/04 Mon
  
  
• Question about this shows CO. -- Jim Bevan, 22:27:56 11/20/04 Sat
  Pat, in the Cold Opener, the tribute from Lorne, you have him say that he tried to have the SNL domain name removed. Did the NBC legal staff actually do this, or was it just used for exaggeration?
  

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  • Re: Question about this shows CO. -- Patrick Lonergan, 20:39:50 11/22/04 Mon
  
  
• SNL Fan Survey -- Joel Mc., 11:55:32 11/14/04 Sun
  Hey everyone,
  I am working on a semester research project on Saturday Night Live fans. You are all fans of the show, so I want to get your thoughts on the "Saturday Night You" fan website. In essence, what are your reasons for visiting the site and/or writing and submitting sketches? Are some of you aspiring writers who want to work in television or on SNL? Do you view the site as providing an outlet for your creativity? Or, do you just enjoy talking with other fans
  of show? Let me know what you think!
  Thanks for your help,
  Joel
  

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  • Re: SNL Fan Survey -- Hillary, 19:48:28 11/14/04 Sun
    • Re: SNL Fan Survey -- Jen, 02:53:10 11/15/04 Mon
      • "Pre-production product." Try saying THAT three times fast! (NT) -- Hillary, 17:19:59 11/16/04 Tue
  • Re: SNL Fan Survey -- Jack Farrell, 22:52:45 11/17/04 Wed
  • 100 episodes, wtf, yo!!!!!!!!! -- JPzibit, 02:01:09 11/18/04 Thu
  • Dunno if you're still looking for responses... -- CCS, 04:19:47 11/21/04 Sun
  
  
• REVIEWS: Liam Neeson 11/13/04 -- Patrick Lonergan, 18:26:21 11/13/04 Sat
  Here it is, reviews and comments welcome. I still don't quite recognize this host, maybe that will be an advantage tonight.
  

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  • WU Review -- Jim Bevan, 18:57:39 11/13/04 Sat
  • Re: REVIEWS: Liam Neeson 11/13/04 -- Jack Farrell, 21:09:25 11/13/04 Sat
    • I just noticed something -- Jim Bevan, 15:54:01 11/14/04 Sun
  • Jack Farrell's Super Awesome SNY Review: The Neeson Edition -- Jack Farrell, 18:29:43 11/16/04 Tue
  • I'll get a review in sometime. Hopefully soon! (NT) -- Prateek S., 21:03:45 11/17/04 Wed
  
  
• SNL Trivial Pursuit -- Gisella, 09:54:38 11/15/04 Mon
  Has anyone seen the new SNL edition of Trivial Pursuit? It looks really funny and comes with a DVD of old clips. here is the official site [url=<a rel=nofollow target=_blank href="http://209.237.248.115/imredirect.cfm?Ref=SNL&VID=12865&CID=43&TID=8793&UID=16]SNL">http://209.237.248.115/imredirect.cfm?Ref=SNL&VID=12865&CID=43&TID=8793&UID=16]SNL</a> Trivia[/url]
  

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