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Date Posted: 16:00:36 09/17/05 Sat
Author: Jason
Subject: The 40-Year Old Review
In reply to: jennings imitating Patrick Lonergan 's message, "REVIEWS: Steve Carell 09/03/05" on 23:52:03 09/04/05 Sun

A MESSAGE FROM CHRISTOPHER WALKEN: Thirty second long cold opening involved Walken calling Hurricane Katrina a whore. I don't know what to make of this.

MONOLOGUE: Way too many references to the hurricane's destruction in New Orleans. Unfortunate, actually, as it makes Steve Carell, an up-and-coming star, look like a complete jackass.

GOLDENROD GREETING CARDS: Incredible sketch that involves a card writer's insane lines for greeting cards being tested by the owner. From the three thousand and fortieth birthday, to the kid hopefully not becoming a retard, this sketch had it all, and unlike me, you put an enormous amount of comedy in one skit.

THE JAY-C SHOW: More pedophilic quotes, this time with a sidekick named P-Do. Hilary Duff is the target this time, and outwits the two pervs. It's still a bit hard to laugh at, and there could've been more jokes, but all in all, a successful recurring character and show.

THE ACTRESS: Interesting and captivating story of director talking to Jennifer Aniston, who is forgotten after making Friends. MJR stated that he had to write this in a given amount of time at a competition, and did very well actually.

WASTING AWAY AT THE TRAIN STATION: Willy James critiques the onslaught of bad movies at a train station while ignoring the blabbering psychopath Ernest who sits next to him. Some good one-liners, like Jay-C earlier on, from the guy who isn't afraid to say what he wants. Michael Jackson fan made another apperance, but I thought he would've appeared on Weekend Update. Prateek, do you actually hate all of these movies? I actually enjoyed "Dukes Of Hazzard" and heard "The Longest Yard" was funny, although not a great movie.

THE LOOTIN' SHOPPIN' NETWORK: Ray Ray and Mo Willie sell off items that stole in New Orleans, after the hurricane that destroyed that city. Again, the references to the hurricane are in poor taste, such as the rowboat from there to Texas, but not as many. I liked the ending with the government official selling their weed.

Thanks again to those who gave any comments to my sketches earlier on, as I have been putting this off for a weekend when I didn't work.

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