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Date Posted: 17:09:26 10/05/05 Wed
Author: Anon
Subject: Re: Update jokes
In reply to: Anon 's message, "Update jokes" on 17:07:34 10/05/05 Wed

Former Presidents Clinton and Bush have raised millions in hurricane relief and are now assessing where the money is needed the most. They would have asked former President Jimmy Carter to help but, ever since Katrina, he has been building houses for hurricane victims with his own bare hands, you lazy bastards.

Last week was the tenth anniversary of O. J. Simpson's acquittal in his notorious double-murder trial. When asked about it, Simpson said the only anniversary he observes is when he and his children mark their mother's birthday with a cake. O. J. cuts the cake with a very special knife that he has been keeping for special occasions like this. ... And then he cuts up another cake which stands innocently next to the first cake.

Actors Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are expecting a child. They are expecting a child to walk up to them and say, "Even _I_ can see that your manufactured relationship is a pathetic act of desperation."

A new law forces strip club patrons to make no physical contact with strippers and to stay at least four feet away from them in the city of Seattle, Washington. Or, as Norm Macdonald now refers to it, Nazi Germany!

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