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Date Posted: 11:15:30 10/07/05 Fri
Author: Jim Bevan
Subject: Potential Update Jokes (PS, who will be Amy's co-anchor?)
In reply to: jennings 's message, "No, Prateek...you boner!" on 16:28:12 10/06/05 Thu

If anyone knows who we're going to have reading the news with Amy, could you please let me know so I can assign them the proper jokes? Thanks.

Amy Poehler: The leader of the Palestinian terrorist group Hamas has stated that if they have a large win in the January parlimentary elections, they will impose laws severely restricting homosexual rights, calling gays "perverts" and "mentally and morally sick." So, any of you Israel haters still gonna call these nuts "freedom fighters?"

London developers have announced that they will open a multimedia, theme park-like museum dedicated to sex that will help visitors learn how to be better lovers, and educate them about sexual disorders and diseases. And you should see what they have planned for their interactive exhibits. (grins)

Co-anchor: The British Ministry of Fun recently enacted a new code to regulate the appearance and behavior of Santa performers. The code states that a proper santa must, among other things, be neatly presentable, not smell of drink or body odor, and be able to wrangle nine reindeer in half a minute.

A court in Singapore fined and jailed two Chinese immigrants for posting racially derogatory remarks about Malays and Muslims online. The judge who passed sentence told them that they must realize that racial and religious slurs are capable of causing social disorder, then added, "So next time think before you act, you dumb chinks!"

This week the Ig Nobels, an award society celebrating humorous and odd scientific achievements, gave the prize for medicine to Gregg Miller, the inventor of prosthetic dog testicles. Congratulations Mr. Miller, you are literally on the ball.

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We @ SNY are having the host co-anchor WU everyweek until Tina is back (NT) -- jennings, 12:01:29 10/07/05 Fri
- Thank you for clearing that up for me, Mark -- Jim Bevan, 12:59:22 10/07/05 Fri
  - Re: Thank you for clearing that up for me, Mark -- jennings, 13:06:54 10/07/05 Fri